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hoplessartist · 7 months
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"POV you are a woman's trying to buy an armor."
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aoridesudesu · 1 year
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Taiga to dragon/ Tiger and dragon Ch#2
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missanxietyandstress · 11 months
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askamykruber · 1 year
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So, a small oneshot fic idea
Sone guy pretends to like Riley but breaks her heart and humiliates her. Scout and Nick find out and go all “ this guy is so dead “ protective sibling mode
(OOC/Phantom: OMG!!!! I am so sorry for taking forever to respond this, I had no idea how to approach it and I didn't have the time until now to answer this, Annon. Hope you enjoy this)
(This will be narrated by MrsWatermelon993/ phantom herself/themselves. The following segment is a joke, but phantom did sorta remember Charles, but no implication at all, you're good Annon!)
Phantom/MrsWatermelon: ummm wait... why does this sound like Charles is involved somehow?
Tumblr: Phantom, I think you might be over thinking
Phantom: This oddly sounds like I accidentally led to believe Charles is not a good guy
Tumblr: No sponsoring "Hello Sisterhood in this!"
Phantom: This is just me clarifying that yes, Riley would have a sort of heartbreak later in the story but it's mostly a misunderstanding and Charles being a people pleaser's idiot. He will face consequences, but he and Riley will talk maturely about this
Mr. Watermelon: And you will update the story when?
Phantom: When I am ready to keep finishing these chapters. Mental health is important
Mr. W: oh, thank you for the clarification. I was just curious, but please take care of your mental health.
Phantom: Will do!
Tumblr: ejem, narration!
Phantom: Oh! Yeah! Yeah!
"She hasn't come out of her lab..." Mortimer Handee muttered. Rosco whimpered as he lowered his head. "Let's give her some time, children."
After Riley returned to the studio from her visit to the host world, she was in much lower spirits than her usual snarky self. Mortimer did try to approach her about this but she shrug him off, saying that this was something he shouldn't be worrying about and things. No matter how much he or Daisy tried, they couldn't get an answer from their annoying sister.
The leader of the handeemen decided to let Riley at peace until she was ready to return and explain herself.
Nick Nack and Scout, however, knew there was a small change that would happen. Something terrible happened to their sister, and they decided upon themselves to find out. Rosco decided to join them too because he was curious to see what happened to his dear mommy.
"Where can we even start?" Nick tapped his foot impetiently. "How do we think like that proud idiot of a sister we have?"
"Umm if Scooby Doo taught me something, it's look for clues!" Scout beamed.
"Were exactly do we look for clues?" Nick asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Fuck...I didn't think that through..." Scout muttered.
Thankfully, or hell to their convenience, Amy's grandniece, Sarabeth (Betth), was visiting the studio again to help her aunt with some shooting and editing. Scout, who was good friends with Beth and decided to ask her for advice since Beth was studying journalism at her college.
"Hey, twinkle-toes!" Scout cried. The young woman turned her head and smiled at the young puppet girl.
"Hey, Butterscotch!" Beth smiled. "Wadd ya need?"
"You're a journalist, right?" Scout asked her best friend and adoptive family member.
"Umm well I do write for the newspapers for my college editor, so I guess that counts." Beth said with a tiny chuckle. "need a private investigator, or something?"
"Are you gonna ask help from the girlfriend of the loony Box Peritas guy?" Nick huffed in disapproval.
It was no secret we did not like Beth and Anthony's investigation group. The feeling was mutual, except from Brendan who Nick seemed to like as a good friend.
"It's called Vox Veritas FYI..." Beth pursed her lips as she crossed her arms.
"Nick, you stay quiet, I'll do the talking" Scout hissed before smiling at Beth. "Beth-bet, ummm it's about finding out what happened to our sister. She's not acting as her usual cranky self and we're...you know..."
"worried about her?" Beth asked with some understanding."
"Yeah..." Scout said. "Would...would you help us find out what happened?"
"You can count on me, Butterscotch!" Beth beamed. "Now, give me as much information as you know about when did she start to change and what do you know.
So, the siblings told the young woman about Riley returning one day from the park looking rather sadder than usual. She was going to do some investigation work about plants, so Rosco had to stay. According to Nick, Riley looked rather dreamy about going to the park.
Thinking this behavior was a clue, Beth asked if there was something special about going to the part. Nick said that he heard Mortimer and Riley talk about some Justin guy who Riley met during her visit to the botanic part. According to her, they were just friends and he agreed to help her out with her investigation.
"Ummm guys, do you think Riley might like this Justin guy?" Beth asked as she wrote in her journal. "Like she started to blush or ask differently every time she talked about him?"
"Well, hours before she went out to the park before that fateful day, she was doing that finger thingy." Scout explained.
"Finger thingy?" Beth asked.
"Every time she really likes something or is nervous she starts playing with her fin....oh shit-" Nick said as he stopped halfway realizing their answer was in front of them. "My idiot sister was totally into that guy! I guess that she was talking to him a lot in that thing called MySpace. I don't get why she needs more space?"
"Wait...you guys have MySpace?!" Beth asked with some surprised.
"We are advanced individuals."Scout said.
"Well, do you guys know her account name?" Beth asked.
"ProfessorRosco1987" Nick said.
"Her password is the goodest boy with a number combination" Scout commented. "She changes the numbers every time we figure the combination."
"Well, I would only need the account number, I'll look into that Justin guy!" Beth said.
So the trio entered into the site and started to look for the Justin guy. Beth eventually tracked his account which was "Prettytiger." After getting some information, Beth let out a big growl. It appeared she knew who this guy was from her previous university after she recognized him from a picture. Turns out he was the playboy from those movies (the ones that Daisy love to watch) where he flirted with girls just to get something out of them.
"That son of a bitch!" Nick growled.
"Riley did not deserve this. As annoying as she is, nobody deserves to be used like this..." Scout growled. "We need vendetta"
"But how? We don't know where this doofus lives!" Nick said. "And Riley won't tell us a thing."
"Children, children." Beth smirked as she opened her flip phone. "You're the cousins of the co-founder of Vox Veritas. I can ask the Oracle to give us some dough on the guy..."
"Why would we need dough?" Nick asked confused.
"What's an oracle?" Scout asked. Beth facepalmed.
"Do you guys know my best friend Kimberly Wong?" Both siblings nodded. "Well she helps us get information for our investigations, I can ask her to give me some info about Justin so you guys can teach him a lesson."
"And the dough thing?" Nick asked.
"It was figurative speech, I wanted to sound epic but...never mind. Beth sighed.
After talking with Kim, Beth gave the siblings the address and Justin's schedule to know when he was or wasn't home. She asked them is they needed help with their revenge plan, but they kindly refused as they prepared a little something else which would take upon a bit of time and some puppet magic to get back at him.
"You can do one thing for us, though." Scout said as she asked Beth to write an article exposing Justin and released it when Scout told her to.
So, they both waited until it was dark and snuck into the Justin's dorm with a small sock rat in their hands. Scout opened the window and let the sock puppet inside after asking him to bite Justin's toes. Nick Nack took some spray paint and drew some nasty drawings calling Justin a rat and a manipulator. Then Scout proceed to break his windows with rocks because she didn't think that was enough and then everyone ran off away when Justin awoke.
The article as publish and everything seemed to go down well, right?
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Until well, Amy and Owen found out about it and started to yell about all the things they they did wrong
Thankfully, Justin was exposed, and his credibility went down the drain.
Scout and Nick were happy that their plan was a success but They got grounded for two months, but the smile on their sister's face was worth it to endure it.
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whynot-movies · 1 month
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Opération Portugal (2021)
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perno85 · 1 month
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The strange events of Rue Ruine (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/364420056-the-strange-events-of-rue-ruine?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=MattonellaDiCeramica In the France of 1883 a debarred doctor entangled in illegal business and a tormented artist too much ahead of his times share an appartment in the strange and misterious city of Marclame.
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falconshow · 4 months
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farhan-321 · 10 months
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givemegifs · 1 year
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professorgtnt · 1 year
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猶太人名言:世界沒有悲劇與喜劇之分,如果你能從悲劇走出來,那就是喜劇。
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pjhino · 1 year
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They just keep coming
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womanpowerpkb · 2 years
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mitski-slope · 4 months
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Moments from the gp channel where i annoy all kf my friends
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thebucketpail · 11 months
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I need more fics where Danny Accidently kills a Gotham Rouge or some big bad and promptly freaks the fuck out because 'oh no the heros are gonna be so mad'
*update, I wrote a thing
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greencheekconure27 · 7 months
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anglerflsh · 2 years
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more otgw au dialogue
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