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death-draws · 2 months
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the gorls! also ignore the typo i am aware i am simply too lazy to fix it thank you for coming to my ted talk
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columbocorners · 11 months
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a few doodles of miguel o'hara from spider - man : across the spiderverse ! I had fun w/ these !! also had to come up with like .. figuring out his skintone bc I love this movie so much but grips sony offices GIVE ME YOUR REFERENCES !!! NOW !!!!
anyways, I'm not a miguel o'hara apologist, I firmly believe this man is an asshole but I mean hey, he juicy
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greetingsfromuranus · 9 months
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OFFICIAL ed edd n eddy sona he's so swag
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mojoomojojo · 2 years
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oof, it’s also not COLD, but it isn’t as hot as it was earlier in the day, so the undressing to feel the elements bit actually has a little bit of effectiveness
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maroonsoul · 4 months
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itto, reiner, gojo, choso, beel, ghost, könig, soap and ur favourite hoes.
pretty gym bros who dress up all nice and slutty in order for you to notice them. tight compression shirts paired with ridiculously short shorts, along with drops of sweat running down their toned chests and necks made you stare so hard you actually thought you'd become a pervert. pretending they’re all outgoing and flirty with everyone in the room until it came to you.
stumbling on their words when you come to ask them for advice, which they happily give you. but you didn’t really care about improving your work out in any ways. all you cared about was breaking this facade of theirs they so proudly displayed. so you did ; ramming into your pretty boy’s ass shamelessly in the locker rooms, not giving any fucks about who might walk in and witness what was going on, while he covered his mouth in attempt to hide his adorable whimpers and gasps.
the way he arched his back so beautifully made you wonder if he was actually used to this. you couldn’t stop watching his ass bounce with each and every harsh thrust you gave him. your cock buried so nicely inside him, touching his pecs every now and then and occasionally whispering sweet insults into his ear. he never thought he’d be the type to enjoy getting assfucked harshly and degraded but at this point he was willing to take everything you gave him.
you watched how he even put his back into it to get more stimulation, it sent shivers down your spine, you could’ve never imagined that he’d be this good. he whispered swears and begged for release. he couldn’t believe he was actually getting fucked raw in a public space with some random guy.
would he do it again with you ? in a heartbeat.
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bittershins · 2 years
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>:// pulled a calf muscle yesterday and this SUCKS i wanna take a WALK but i have to be gentle with it so i have q hope of working this week UGH. I'm just icing it for now off and on and i wanna grouch about it
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nectar-cellar · 5 months
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Saucy Sportswear Set, Part 2
I've seen the gym shorts from my sportswear set on a lot of your sims and it always makes my day! I was surprised by just how much use it got... nothing makes me happier than seeing people enjoy the stuff I come up with.
I felt inspired to make a second athletic/sportswear set for us to ogle our sims in. Here's what's in the set.
Rolled Sleeves T-Shirt
A cute tucked in t-shirt for workouts and casual days.
Originally by Simsimi; mesh and texture edit by me; first preset is 4x4 pattern tiling, second preset is 8x8 pattern tiling.
Stringer Tank Top
🗣 Air out those hairy sweaty stinky musky pits! I'm sorry... let me collect myself.
Originally by Chasmchronicle, edited by me.
Regular version: the tank top uses a base game mesh for the body.
Bodybuilder version: the tank top uses my muscular "V3" torso mesh for the body. Has more exaggerated proportions.
Accessory version: you can wear this tank top with any custom torso, or use it as an undershirt with other clothes.
Athletic Shorts
I shrunk down the base game swimming trunks. They were cute but knee-length hems? Not on my watch.
There are 2 versions: Short (for the jocks) and Shorter (for the hoes). The shorter ones can be worn with my accessory compression underwear from the first sportswear set.
They look very cute with patterns. First preset is 4x4 pattern tiling, second preset is 8x8 pattern tiling.
In total, six items to mix and match. I hope you enjoy this set as much as the first one.
Download: simfileshare / mega
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papiliomame · 2 months
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DP Side Hoes Week 2024:
Jack Fenton - Nostalgic
Not sure whether bobblehead are still popular or not, except for collectors, but I think Jack would absolutly made one himself in the height of their craze.
I also made a version with more erratic movement for the head but this gave me slight anxiety while staring at it for some reason? Is it just me?
Under the cut a strongly compressed gif of it because I can't upload two videos in one post :
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ririglow · 1 year
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Madly | Joe Burrow
pairings: loner! joe burrow x popular reader
word count: 11.7k
genre: college au!
warnings: long hair Joe (don't know if that's considered a warning or not but oh well!) reader is a bit of an airhead, cursing, drinking, awkward Joe (he gets no hoes in this), shy Joe (bc why not), the reader is toxic and unlikable in some instances, heavy make-out session, slight dry humping, there's no actual smut in this
synopsis: the popular loner gets dared to play the seven minutes in heaven at a party in a haunted house and you his crush volunteer as a tribute to participate.
a/n: shitty ass description but you get the picture! also yes that is joe with long hair someone on Twitter made that edit and since then my brain has been racking with ideas of long hair Joe. It"s giving "because tonight will be the night that I will fall for yew!!"
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It was another Saturday night and you were looking forward to the party you were attending. You've always enjoyed parties, especially when they're hosted by someone you know. The idea of letting loose and having a good time is something you can't resist. You believe that having fun and being a little carefree is an essential part of life, especially when you're in college. You're not afraid to admit it, and you don't care what people think about your party-girl lifestyle.
However, tonight was different. You were feeling uneasy about the party's location, and it was making you second-guess your decision to go.
"Who had the bright idea to throw a Halloween party in a real haunted house?" Cato, your friend, expressed her apprehension as she adjusted her bunny ears. You can't blame her; this was a disaster waiting to happen. Dumb college students decide to rave in a house where there have been numerous reports of "dark spirits" from past murders. As much as you'd prefer not to be the prophet of doom, the situation sounds like something out of a cliche horror film.
It didn't help that the location is in vast flat farmland stretching hundreds of miles with the only sign of life you'd encountered on your journey being countryside animals. What in the world was Sam thinking? What were you thinking?
"That'll be your "bright" boy toy, Sam Hubbard." You respond with a compressed smile as you open the car door and step out. The cold October air hits you harshly, your pink leotard and sparkles fishnet tights were completely useless.
Your gaze immediately latches on the creepy and dilapidated house that wasn't too far off in the distance. The old Victorian-style home that has witnessed the best of days is now weathered and shadowy. The only thing stopping it from looking utterly ghastly was the seasonal decorations on the outside and the loud music blasting inside. Even though the house is not exactly in its prime you couldn't help but admire the elaborate woodwork and design.
"What?!" You felt a hefty smack land on your arm. "I had no idea this was Sam's party! Oh my God!"
"I know right?! Isn't it great?!" You chirped with a big smile. "You guys can finally spend some time with each other. "
Cato rolls her eyes walking alongside you as you make your way toward the house saying, "No thanks I'd like to maintain my dignity."
For a long time, she has struggled with her crush on Sam. Her philosophy is that if she avoids him as much as possible, those feelings will fade. Furthermore, her integrity will not be compromised simply because she has a huge crush on one of the school's wildest and most cocky athletes.
"Believe it or not, he's got a crush on you just as much as you do on him." You mentioned.
Cato rolls her eyes and continues to walk, saying, "That's not a crush; that's pure lust. Which isn't much of a shocker given how many girls he's fucked with around campus."
Your head shook in denial. "Sam might have a negative IQ and spend most of his life doing stupid crap like this," you gesture toward the house. "But take it from someone who hangs around him a lot; he's not like that."
"As the saying goes, seeing is believing, and from what I have gathered, he likes to stick his dick into anything that has a hole in it.".
"Oh really? or are you listening to those friends of yours again whose only action is tongue-kissing a tree?"
You and Cato are from different social circles. You prefer to party instead of attending study programs on the weekend, while Cato is a high-achieving scholar who is driven by the desire to learn. She always puts her education first and is the type of student who would prepare for a pop quiz as if it were an SAT. Needless to say, your ambitions and success are on opposite ends of the spectrum.
"Hey! not too much on Peggy," She scowls defensively. " The bottom line is I know he's only looking for someone to keep his bed warm."
You didn't bother responding because you knew there was no point in persuading her that her perception of him was wrong. Instead, you proceed to the front door of the house. As you both approach, you can smell the musty odor of the place, which is likely to be older than your grandparents.
Since the music was so loud, you grabbed the rusty door handle and pulled it open without knocking. Upon entering the inside wasn't what anyone would expect based on the outside image. The decoration and color scheme looked impressive. Fake cobwebs and caution tape were draped around the foyer, and a number of orange and black balloons were scattered on the floor. There were fake spiders on the walls, but you weren't sure if they were real or not. It wouldn't be surprising if they pertain to the house, you're in. Your eyes roamed over everyone in either the most generic costume to the most ridiculous, a cluster of people stood in corners making out dancing, drinking, or just talking. The energy felt very laidback, you were surprised many people even showed up given the rumors of the house.
A medium-sized table next to the entrance with an "entry fee" sign caught your eye. Rather than a bowl of cash, it had shot glasses holding liquid-filled syringes.
"This is clever," You said in awe as you grabbed two glasses handing one over to Cato.
"Oh no, one of us has to be the sober one here tonight." She said while shaking her head.
"C'mon Cat, it's only one shot and it comes with a chaser," You told her before shooting the vodka-filled syringe directly into your mouth and then chasing it down with a glass of soda.
She sighs knowing you would scowl at her for being such a killjoy. "This will be my first and only drink for tonight"
"Fine by me," You shrug taking another shot." Just as long you're not going to be uptight as a nun in a bar, all night we should be good."
"Remind me why we're friends again?" She says reluctantly, before quickly consuming the vodka.
"We help each other out." You patted her shoulder. "Without me, you would be doing a four-thousand-piece globe puzzle right now bored out of your mind, and I would be here surrounded by idiots alone."
"You'll have Sam," She points out.
"He's one of the idiots I was referring to."
"Takes one to know one." Cato teased, and in return, you playfully shoved her shoulder.
You walk further into the house. Off the main hallway, to the right, is the front parlor. The white sheet-covered furniture in this room is surrounded by a few people who sit idly. You greeted familiar faces passing by, not bothering to engage in full conversation. While Cato is after you, unable to leave your side, which is understandable, you doubt any of her other friends were attending this party. Not like any of them would be able to make it past the front door.
You beckon Cato to follow as you weave through the crowd. You passed a couple dressed up as Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo making out on the couch with the guy's hand buried underneath the girl's skirt, in front of everyone with zero shame.
Damn. You thought as they were quite literally about to rip each other's clothes off.
"I need to get laid," You said sighing at the sight feeling a bit jealous you have no one to do that with.
"They were so rough with each other," Cato said with a grimace.
"What's wrong with that?" You said without a care in the world. Much like your personalities, your interpretations of sex are wildly different. You remember when she'd gossiped about the times she hooked up with a guy from her debate club, vanilla wouldn't be the word to describe the sex she experienced. It was dull as dishwater, you fell asleep on the phone as she ranted about how sweet he stayed in missionary for the whole hour.
Still to this day, you don't know how she can proudly profess that to someone, even to you. However, as her best friend, you still were pleased that her sex life was no longer non-existent even congratulated her on her achievement of screwing one of the student councils.
You made it to the crowded kitchen and immediately the strong scent of alcohol filled your nostrils, almost clouding your brain. To no surprise, multiple beer kegs are sitting on the counter, floor, and table. One of which is currently being guzzled by the host of the party, while doing a keg stand. Two people assist in holding both of his legs upright as the crowd gathers around shouting "Chug! Chug! Chug!"
"Oh my god, is that Sam?!" Cato exclaims beside you with widen eyes as she takes in her crush doing what he does best, stupid shit.
"Yup." You said simply, popping the "p". Crossing your arms you observe the scene in front of you, wondering how many more seconds he has until he pukes up his last few remaining brain cells.
It didn't take long for his balance to become uncoordinated and soon his body toppled forward falling off the table on the empty cans of beer and balloons that were scattered on the floor. The room quieted down as everyone including yourself and Cato included looked down at Sam, who lay flat on his back staring up at the ceiling.
"Is he okay?! oh my god, we need to help him." Cato motions to step forward, however, your arm shot out to stop her.
"Wait for it..."
You watch Sam slowly gets up before shouting. "That was fucking awesome! Hell yeah!" The crowd was brought back to life as they cheered along with him.
"He can't be serious?" She expressed her surprise.
The crowd cheered as Sam, dressed in a cowboy outfit, showed off his biceps in triumph. "Like a heart attack," you responded simply as he fires himself up, you swear that man belongs in wrestling instead of football. Cato seems unable to take her eyes off Sam, specifically his bare chest, partially covered by a leather vest that looks small in comparison to his enormous stature. With the red bandana tied around his neck and the tight wrangler cowboy-cut jeans, you would've thought he was planning a strip tease show.
"Hey, pick your jaw off the floor he's coming over here." You nudged her softly, watching Sam's eyes brighten extra once he spotted you leaning against the wall before making his way in your direction.
Sam's large frame pushed through the crowd as steps in front of you, his eyes shifting over to the right side of you towards Cato. It was a brief look but you could detect the admiration behind it, and Cato's fake unbothered demeanor as she looks everywhere but at Sam. You could practically hear her internal screaming that was going off inside her head. It's almost sickening how neither party wouldn't dare to be the first person to make a move.
"Y/N! I see you made it." As Sam embraces you, he opens his arms in greeting. As your cheek touches his sweaty chest, a heavy aroma of beer fills your nostrils, making you physically cringe.
"Can't see how I would miss this." You said wiping your cheek with a grimace as you pull away.
"Well, the last time I heard from you it sounded like you wanted to." He said with a chuckle. Your eyebrows furrowed not knowing what he meant. Sam seems to notice and continues saying." You texted me and said Sam, what makes you think I want to party at the exorcist's house?"
You let out a sound of realization, remembering the text you had sent him after he insist you partake in his foolery. To which you flat out dismissed, even though you consider Sam to be one of your closest friends, and find a majority of his chaotic antics amusing there were some things you have boundaries too, and one of those things is being inside a house where multiple murders happened. Not exactly a place you want to go for "fun". But nonetheless, you were here.
"Hey, you made it seem like you were eager to go to this party," Cato spoke up, looking at you confused.
"I was..." You trailed off not knowing what to say, distinctively remembering inquiring to Cato about the party, instead of going to a board game cafe she proposed to you with her friends. "Sam!" You exclaim, changing the subject. "I must say you've outdone yourself with this one."
"Pretty sick right? The blood was hard to scrub off when we were decorating the place but I'd say it turned out pretty good." He nodded to himself looking around.
You and Cato shared a look before saying. "Wait, what?"
He faced you two and flashed a grin. "I'm only kidding."
Before anyone could say anything else a voice calls out. "Yo, Sam!"
It was Sam's best friend Nick. The two of them were strikingly similar in many ways, and sometimes they shared the same uncanny ability to think and act irrationally. However, Nick was not your biggest fan for whatever reason you don't know. Okay, that's not true you do know the reason, but managed to put it past you.
"What's up?" Sam said acknowledging him.
"Me and the boys playing beer pong out back, you trying to shoot?" He asked after briefly greeting Cato and ultimately ignoring you. Ah. No surprise there. Though you weren't fazed in the slightest.
"Hell yeah! are any of you willing to put some money down ?" Sam grinned.
"Logan might not since he blew his last five hundred." His daddy's five hundred, Logan Wilson has never worked a day in his life and only fiend off his rich parents. Just like you. But, unlike Logan, you spend your money on things that are worthy, like shoes, clothes, hair, and makeup…
Not a stupid game that consist throwing plastic balls into cups of beer.
You notice Nick purposely has his back to you and was facing Cato and Sam. Although you didn't care, you don't like being ignored, especially when you're so used to there being a lot of attention on you most of the time.
"It's not nice to ignore someone, Nick." You speak up placing a hand on your chest as if you were hurt by his lack of attention. Hell would have to freeze over for you to find yourself caring about the feelings of someone who ate a worm just because he saw on the internet of it tasted like chicken.
"Not ignoring, just not caring for your existence." He says while cutting his eye over to you.
"And why is that?" You ask with a confused look on your face.
He gritted his teeth as he said, "Are you seriously going to pretend like what you did to Tyler last month didn't happen?"
Throwing up your hands in desperation, you said to Nick, "Exactly a month ago! All wrongs need to be forgiven and forgotten. So tell your brother to stop being dramatic and unblock me so we can work things out. "
"You know, I am so glad you guys are through. That way he can find someone who has more class and is less bitchy." He scoffs.
"Just like your dad did to your mom last year I assume right?"
"You're such a bitch…" He said starting to get in your personal space, however, Sam stepped in between you two.
Your chuckle was uninhibited, despite him being twice as large as you. A hum escaped your lips as you glanced down at your medium-sized pink French tips, reminding yourself to schedule an appointment with your nail technician.
"Hey man, cool it, just go ahead. I'll be out there in a minute." Sam assured giving him a serious look.
Nick continues to glare at you as he walked away while you give him a mocking wave goodbye.
"Cat, I know what you're going to say." You huffed out practically feeling her disapproval.
"Good so you know that was so low of you to do?" She hissed.
"I didn't even say anything that was oh-so bad."
"You were totally out of pocket saying that about Tyler and on top of that you made fun of their parent's divorce!"
"He called me classless and bitchy." You defended. "Sam help me out here?"
He scratches his head looking uneasy. "I don't agree with what he said but you did cheat on his brother."
"Would you guys stop saying that? I didn't fully cheat!" You huffed crossing your arms. "It was more of a half-cheat..."
A month ago you made a big mistake. To make a long story short, you were at your boyfriend Tyler's frat party and got pissed on alcohol, then made out with a guy. Even worse it was the night of his birthday when he discovered you and the random guy kissing. In fairness, you thought he was Tyler since they seemed to favor each other so much. Not to mention that you were drunk. When you're drunk, you sometimes do really stupid shit under the influence.
"Also, he's not officially my ex I'm working on getting him back by the way." You said. Even though he hasn't replied to any of your texts and blocked you on social media, you still believe that he will come to realize what you did wasn't entirely bad and forgive you. Your touch starvation was exacerbated by his absence.
"Shouldn't you...give him space?" Sam spoke hesitantly.
You gave him a stare.
"Space? I've given him a month to forgive me!"
"That is not how forgiveness works." Cato shakes her head. " And I agree with Sam, maybe you should just let him breathe."
You didn't miss the way Sam looked at her as if she knew the answers to all the world's unanswered questions. God that guy is so whipped.
"You act as if I show up at his home with binoculars and watch him."
"No but you did make a fake account on Instagram to-" Sam started to say
"Sam!" You cut him off with a glare.
He closes his mouth and threw his hands up in defense.
"Do you not see what you did was wrong?" Cato asked with curiosity.
"Of course, I think that it's wrong. I even sent him flowers and chocolates but I do think it's a little bit dramatic to break up over a kiss ." You shrugged. It wasn't like you fully had sex with the guy, that's why you call it a half–cheat you were thankfully pulled apart by Tyler before it go into a full-on cheat. Your logic to others may hold some absurdity but to you, it made perfect sense.
"Besides this isn't our first time having a break." You added.
"Yeah but that break was due to the fact you thought he was cheating on you with his sister!"
"I didn't know who she was! It's not my fault he hadn't taken me to meet his family."
"Because they don't like you." Sam chimes in.
"Ouch." You say, even though you know it was true. His mom down to the damn family dog didn't like you. Naturally, you never let that bother you. His family wasn't the only people you've come across that didn't take a liking to you and most certainly wouldn't be the last. Would it be nice if you could actually get along with his family? Sure but It's also nice to just have a good dick in your life and someone to talk to, that was all you needed anyway. You're dating him not his family.
"Anyways that's enough talk about my love life." You didn't feel like getting ridiculed about your relationship, especially by two people who are too cowardly to be in one.
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The loud mellow beats from a song traveled throughout the house. With the bass shaking the windowpanes threatening to burst at any given moment, though it wouldn't surprise you considering how old this house is. Amid the sounds of people laughing, yelling over the music, drunken whooping, doors opening and closing, and the occasional pop of a balloon. You and Cato were throwing down in a swarm of sweaty drunks. Red solo cups in both you and Cato's hands you didn't know how long you were dancing or where the hell Sam drifted off to, probably had to gather himself once he'd seen Cato taking off her jacket revealing her black leotard unveiling her slim figure. The costume is completely out of her comfort zone thanks to you who insists you both go as the cliché sexy bunny girls.
You didn't know how long you were dancing, but the air felt hot and tight, the fog machine certainly didn't help either mixed with the sweaty odor of dancing bodies. Fresh air is definitely needed. You took a sip from your cup and swayed to the beat of the song, while your dancing had relaxed Cato was full-on letting her wild-side show. The responsible and shy girl who never parties, now is having the time of her life shaking away the modesty she had prior. By the time she hit the dance floor, she was already on her second? or fourth cup. You didn't know, regardless she completely went against her statement about only having one drink. Nevertheless, you were relieved her Alessia Cara syndrome wasn't set in motion and that she was finally letting herself have fun and not hiding somewhere in the corner playing chess on her phone.
Tilting your head back you quickly drink the last bit of alcohol. Your glossy eyes drifted around the room hoping to find a hot guy to fill your empty void and take home. No one. Absolutely no one caught your eye. Looks like it'll be yet another lonely night as you wait for Cameron to take you back. With a deep sigh, you turn your attention back to Cato who looked as if fresh air was something she needs, tiny beads of sweat trailing down her temple and her hair slightly frizzed. You knew you probably didn't look any better, if not worse. As much as you love parties they get exhausting quickly.
"I'm sweating my tits off let's head out in the back." You shouted over the loud music.
Whether Cato heard you or not she still nods her head. Slightly uncoordinated and a little bit tipsy you proceeded to walk in the direction of the back of the house, ignoring the way your body brushed up against multiple sweaty bodies and obvious lustful stares from onlookers. It would be a whole different story if they were at least attractive. You reach the rear entrance which is located by the kitchen the glass knew it the frigid air hits your warm bare arms and legs. The wind felt brisk and smelt heavily of weed.
"Whew! I thought I was gonna die for a second." Cato pants as she chugs a bottle of water you didn't notice she took.
"No kidding." You said shaking your head as you took in the scenery in front of you.
Unlike inside, the outside wasn't decorated and didn't have that many people standing around. Outside furniture was occupied by multiple people. Looking around you notice there are two main areas on the patio everyone is hanging around one by the firepit which resembles a snooze fest you barely took a glance, the other area, however, grabbed your attention it's the area Sam is at so, of course, it would be the loud, full of life and obnoxious. Multiple people stood around the pong table rotating the small burning herb to each other as Nick and Sam's team go back in forth.
"Joe's here!?" Cato says right before you were about to make your way over to Sam's side.
"What?" You asked not knowing who she was referring to, Joes are few and far between in your life, such as your uncle, a creepy gas station clerk to whom you gave a fake number, and the quiet boy from second grade who sat next to you during class.
You didn't recognize this Joe though.
Cato's finger points in the opposite direction of a guy with neck-length hair sitting down on the mini sofa looking very disinterested and ready to go home. He took more interest in fiddling with his fingers than anything. The longer you stared at the more you realize how cute he is.
She turns her head and squints her eyes at you. "Joe from my study group, the one I told you that'll help you with your Physics? You were to meet him at the library last week."
Ohhh, right. That Joe. Although she assigned him to you as a tutor, you've never actually met him, only hearing about his extreme isolated ways and brilliance in science from Cato.
"Please me tell you went and didn't bail on him?" She expressed that when she noticed the look on your face.
"What? Pfft, no I would never!" You exclaim waving her off.
"Well, let's go say hi. He looks miserable. I'm sure he'd like to see some familiar faces." Cato said.
You scanned the area and noticed he was the only one sitting there in his little world. Only an empty bottle of Kirkland purified water sat on his lap and kept him company.
Oh no...
Without giving you a chance to protest and give her a bullshit excuse she drags you along in the direction of Joe. Shit, shit you deadpan because you did bail on the study date she arranged for you. To you, the proposition of going shopping seems way more fun than sitting in a library bored out of your mind while some know-it-all explains the properties of matter and energy. It was a pain in the ass in high school and even more so in college.
When you both approach you have a chance to get a really good look at him and wow is he extremely attractive? That was the only word you could think of to describe him. His dark blonde hair is long and creates a messy curtain bang that compliments his features well. Pink lips with a defined jawline you were sure models only dream of having. He looked unreal, too good to be true. This man is gorgeous and you can tell even though he's sitting that he's tall and has a nice body underneath the semi-baggy outfit.
You were not the type to feel timid, but when his enchanting blue eyes looked up at the two of you. It took everything in your power to not shy away.
"Never in a million years did I think I would see Joe Burrow at a party, let alone a Halloween one," Cato said, shocked while leaning down to give him a brief hug as you stood behind her side awkwardly.
You secretly prayed for him not to acknowledge you, the last thing you want is him bringing up your "study date".
Cato will kill you if she finds out you didn't make it. Ever since you barely graduated high school with her, she's made it her duty to be your personal academic advisor to help you throughout college. So far it has been a rough couple of months for you in terms of grades and you've concluded that education is about to come to an end for you.
Joe forces out a laugh like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't. "I could say the same to you. Ezekiel dragged me here."
"Ah I see, y/n did the same to me." Cato said turning his attention to you.
As soon as he made eye contact with you, he began to peer up at you. With a sense of wonder and concern?
Taking you by surprise, he asks, "How is your grandmother?"
What?
You furrowed your eyebrows looking confused before you responded. "Um?"
His cheeks flush a deeper red and his eyes downcast to his fingers which didn't stop fiddling in his lap. Jesus his hands were huge, and veiny. Although it was difficult, you were able to look away and focused what came out his mouth next.
"Well, apparently, you texted me last week letting me know you couldn't make it to the study date we had due to your grandma being ill. That's my bad if I pried too much, I was just concerned. You don't have to answer, that was stupid of me to ask." He begins to ramble and even stutter at one point.
There is a lot of opening and closing of your mouth while you are unable to find any words to say. It wasn't long before Cato's eyes were drawn over to you, and a sharp, glaring gaze immediately identified the problem.
You grimaced as you fiddle with the pink pearl necklace an item that was bought on your shopping spree. "Oh! Um, she's fine, alive... and well." You said with a smile.
Your memory of telling that lie is hazy at best.
As far as you know, your grandmother is in great health and is not even in the same country as you. Instead, she is enjoying retirement with her husband probably relaxing on the beach in Rio de Janeiro, certainly not cooped up in her house with severe hay fever.
You could feel Cato's heated stare and you didn't dare look at her instead you pretend to take an interest in the mini firepit as if it were the most interesting thing in the world right now.
"That's—uh good to hear." He stammers out quietly. His eyes were still trained on his fingers, you notice his right leg started to bounce up and down rapidly.
You feel a strange sensation creeping up on you like a dark cloud hovering over your head. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it feels like a mix of uneasiness and discomfort. It's been a while since you've felt this way, and you're not sure how to deal with it. You try to ignore it, but the feeling only grows stronger, until it's almost suffocating. You realize that what you're feeling is guilt and shame, two emotions that you thought you had left behind a long time ago. You've always considered yourself to be someone who lives life without regrets or faults, but now you can't deny the fact that you've done something that you're not proud of. The weight of your actions is heavy on your chest, and you don't know how to make it go away. You take a deep breath and try to face the guilt head-on, knowing that the only way to move forward is to acknowledge your mistakes and learn from them.
Right off the bat, you knew Joe lacked a lot of social skills and was not the type to be outspoken which is why he didn't question you further. He didn't seem like the kind of guy to be presumptuous in any way. And that made you feel even worse. You met this man less than two minutes and he's already waking up emotions within you.
Clearing your throat you straightened your posture as if you weren't fazed in the slightest. Though you felt like the worst person on the planet. "Well, Jeff—"
You were cut off by Cato swatting your arm. Looking at her in utter confusion as to what did you say wrong. She hissed out, "It's Joe"
Instead of giving you an offended look, he chewed the inside of his lip looking everywhere but at you. He didn't even bother correcting you. Judging by his demeanor you can tell he's feeling extremely awkward.
"Joe, do you mind if I take a seat right here?" You gave him another strained smile, pointing to the small space next to him.
He nods his head and watches you plop down with a sigh of relief. Your heels have been slowly killing you for the past few minutes, and you were on the verge of taking them off at any moment. However, even if you were wearing stockings, you would be too afraid to let your feet touch the filthy ground, no matter how protected they were.
Because of Joe's large frame taking up most of the space and your side being pressed against his, you could feel his body tense as he awkwardly folded his arms in his lap in an attempt to avoid any contact, like that seems to be his goal. And maybe it is considering the fact you'd just acknowledged him by the wrong name and to top it off you failed to show up last week.
You're almost certain he doesn't like you very much at the moment.
Maybe you can change that...
Just as you were about to say something to Joe, Cato beats you to the punch. "So, how long have you been hanging out here?"
"Um—" Joe pauses to take a deep sigh, his mouth twists as he thinks over his answer. "For about ten minutes or so, it's more tolerable out here than in there."
"That's true." She nods in agreement. "Have you had anything to drink?" Cato speaks again with a smile, but you could still see the irritation behind it not aimed at Joe but toward you. And you knew what it stemmed from.
"Of Alcohol? No—"
"No? That is horrible! We'll fetch one for you." She rushes out of her seat, which was across from you and Joe, before you can react she grabs your forearm, yanking you from your seat as you sputter out in surprise and confusion.
"I'm good you don't have to—" Joe spoke up but Cato was already headed towards the door that leads back inside the house. You passed Sam who looks confused watching Cato drag you back into the house.
Within seconds of entering the kitchen, she pulls you to a corner where fewer people are gathered and stares at you with a glare.
"Ow, what was all that for ?" You whined rubbing your arm.
"You are such a liar! Where do you get off??" She exclaims. You open your mouth to answer but she put her hand up to stop you. "That was rhetorical."
"I'm guessing this is about the tutor date?" The question came out more as a statement than anything.
"You think!? I was under the impression you were going to put in some effort." She sighs deeply with a sense of disappointment in her eyes. You felt like you were standing in front of your mother instead of your best friend. "Is there any way you can justify, with truth for disregarding his time to help you?"
Actually yes, you would not be standing here looking hot as you are if it wasn't for the shopping spree you did. However, you had a feeling she wasn't going to like that answer so instead you gave her the answer she wants to hear.
"Would you calm down? I'll just reschedule."
You were planning to do that anyway since your Physics grade was declining rapidly. Your professor's angry emails keep reminding you.
Cato laughs half-heartedly. "I wish you luck with that, Joe keeps to himself and does not tutor anyone. I had to give up my LEGO creator space shuttle explorer for him to agree to tutor you, now that was for nothing."
Her LEGO what?
"I'm sure he'll take pity on my grandmother and give me another shot." You said with a sly smile.
"You think he actually bought that?"
You never cared enough to see if others believed your excuses in the past, so it was difficult to tell. However, you care now, especially since you feel extremely guilty about the entire situation.
"Dunno, if he did or didn't I'm still gonna ask him."
Cato looks at you for a few seconds before sighing. "Why not just find another tutor?"
"Because It's unlikely I'll find one who looks like that." You weren't going to sugarcoat the reason for wanting him to be your tutor, his looks play a major part. The shopping spree would have been a no-go if you had known how hot he looked before you canceled out on him.
"Jesus, you are something different." She snorts as she grabs a can of beer.
"I take that as a compliment" You smile brightly.
"Well, if he agrees promise you'll take it seriously this time?"
"Come hell or high water, I'll be there." You responded quickly, ready to go back outside and accompany Joe again.
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If he could change one thing tonight it will be texting Ezekiel earlier out of boredom. Joe thought maybe they'll end up playing super smash bros or catching a few sports games on TV. Instead, he had unintentionally allowed his roommate to coax him into going to a party he had zero interest in. Joe lives and breathes to stay in his own space so the idea of being surrounded by sweaty bodies, booze, and a bunch of horny people looking for someone to spend their night with has never sparked his interest. As soon as he enters the doorway he automatically wanted to turn back and spend his night copped inside his apartment, that's how he spends most of his nights anyway: tucked away from the world while entertaining himself with reruns of Animal Planet.
Now he's surrounded by the aroma of sweat from different bodies and loud music that will surely have his ears ringing once he leaves this place. God he hates these types of parties, and to make matters worse it's on Halloween his least favorite holiday.
He felt like the odd man out standing in the dusty corner of the keeping room that is adjacent to the kitchen taking tiny sips of water because he didn't want to rush the drink fearing he'll get thirsty soon after, then he'll have to re-collect his strength to navigate through the rowdy crowd to get another. There are a lot of people and almost all of them are drunk off their asses including Ezekiel who is grinding sloppily between two girls with devil horns.
As out of touch as he is with the scene in front of him, he couldn't knock anyone for having fun. And is glad his roommate is enjoying himself for the most part. No matter how ridiculous Ezekiel looked in his fireman costume which was just an opportunity to show off his abs in hopes to attract the attention of girls. One of the many things Joe does know is that Ezekiel is a fuckboy through and through. He drinks, smoke, party, and fuck around with nearly every girl on campus it's enough to make Giacomo Casanova appear like a gallant virgin. It's no surprise he found his remedy within minutes of arriving, whereas Joe is still struggling. Not that he's trying anyway. He doubts he'll find anything enjoyable at this party.
Joe sighed as he surveyed the crowd for the millionth time. He looked for the usual drunkenness, obnoxious yelling, and horny dancing of college students. He sees people in all kinds of costumes. There were witches and ghosts, superheroes and villains, and even a few monsters. The music is loud and unbearable, and everyone seems to be having a good time. A part of him wonders sometimes if he is wasting his life by being alienated since he was not tempted by indulging in that lifestyle. Having been that way since he was in high school, he occasionally felt sorry for his parents for having to deal with his reclusive behavior, however, he soon realized there are worse things he could do or be. In his view, being introverted never hurt anyone.
That's when he saw her. Suddenly it seems like there is no end to the misery inflicted upon him tonight.
Across the room, dressed in a revealing cat costume that shows off her curves, is Brooke Earle his oh-so-loving ex-girlfriend whom he'd only dated for six months. She was surrounded by a group of guys, laughing and visibly flirting with them. Joe felt a pang of familiarity and distress. He remembered how she used to flirt with other guys when they were together, and how she would always make him feel like he wasn't good enough for her. He remembers how she would get mad over the smallest things, and how she would blame him for everything that went wrong with their relationship. The air suddenly felt thick and his stomach churned at the sight of her.
He'd broken up with her a few months ago but still felt like he was under a spell. He was afraid that if he ever saw her again he'd be drawn back into her toxic world. She looks beautiful with her long blonde curls and tight catsuit, but he knew her beauty was only skin-deep.
Joe felt a wave of anxiety wash over him. He didn't want to be in the same room as her, let alone give her an opportunity to talk to him. Without a second thought, he turn to make himself blend in with the crowd but it was useless considering he stuck out like a sore thumb since he was towering over nearly everyone in the room and is the only one not wearing a costume.
Then he heard her call his name.
"Wow I must be dreaming, I didn't know you were coming tonight!" Brooke says walking over to him with a smile. "You look nervous?"
Joe could feel his face turning red and his palms began to sweat as he looks down at the ground. He doesn't know what to say to her, they weren't even close to friends. He didn't want to be rude, but he also didn't want to engage with her either.
"I,uh, you look great I wasn't expecting you to be here." He mumbles. If he did he would've stayed put in his apartment.
She laughs a sound that's equivalent to nails on a chalkboard. "You weren't expecting me? I wasn't expecting you," she said. " Well, I'm glad I finally ran into you, we should catch up sometime."
That's the last thing he'd want. Even though they attended the same college, he had avoided her at all costs since their breakup. It was easy for him to do so because he rarely goes out anyway.
He felt like he was suffocating as he shook his head. "No, I don't think that's a good idea," he said. "You are not going to wield yourself in my life again."
She looked taken back as if that was the last thing she'd expect him to say. "What? Why not?" she asked.
He took a deep breath trying to find the right words to explain. "I just don't think you're healthy for me to be around," he said. " you're not someone I want to be my girlfriend let alone someone who I can catch up with."
Brooke looked stunned and a bit hurt. But he knew he had to be honest with her. No more walking on eggshells.
He didn't let her utter another word before making his way toward the patio door. Ezekiel gave him a questionable look, worried about his friend's abrupt exit. However, he reassured him with a simple shake of his head to let him know everything was fine even though it was not.
As soon as he stepped outside, he let out a huge sigh of relief. He was finally able to breathe in some fresh air and escape the toxic presence of his ex.
Joe felt a mix of emotions as he drags his feet to the other side of the patio and sat down on the surprisingly clean outside sofa, ignoring the loud whoops and cheering by the small crowd that gathered around the beer pong table. He tried to shake the feeling of seeing her again but she had a hold on him. One that is negative. It was the last thing he wanted to do to himself again.
Untwisting the cap on his water bottle and taking the last swig. His stomach still felt fluttered and on edge hoping she doesn't decide to follow him outside.
As he sat on the patio, the flickering flames of the small firepit cast an orange glow across his face. He began to stare into the fire, lost in thought as the unpleasant memories his ex he desperately tried to keep away began to flood his brain. All those troublesome arguments she'd purposely try to start just so she can have an excuse to walk out and cheat left a nasty taste in his mouth. He thought about all the hurtful things she had said to him by now he knew she shouldn't faze him but it was hard to let go of the memories of someone who'd been such a big part of his life.
As the fire crackled and popped along with the loud chatter coming from the other side of the patio, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, trying to find the strength to not just say screw this party and leave Ezekiel to walk thirty-five miles home.
Suddenly he hears the sound of high heels clicking in his direction he looks up to see his friend from work-study, Cato, walking toward him with you in tow. He felt his heart skip a beat once his eyes landed on you, standing there dressed in a pink bunny costume. You look beautiful and vibrant. Joe feels embarrassed to admit that he's developed a small crush on you which is why he agreed to Cato's arrangement with the study date, if it were anyone else he wouldn't have done it.
But that backfired badly when you didn't show up.
He remembers walking out of the library feeling disappointed. He looked forward to that study date all week long. It was going to allow him to finally have a conversation with you and show you how smart he is. He'd waited there for hours until he got the text from you about your grandmother being sick which he believed until he inquired about her well-being to you.
The look on your face told him all he needed to know. Your face was tense, your eyes were darting around, and you seemed to be avoiding his gaze.
At first, he didn't know what to make of it. Had what he said upset you? Did your grandmother's health gotten worse?
Then you spoke, and he realized what was going on. You had lied to him. You made up an excuse for not showing up and now you're standing there underneath Cato's heated stare. Which tells him she didn't know about the lie you told.
He felt a mix of emotions. On one hand, he was somewhat hurt that you told him a terrible lie because he was truly concerned. Furthermore, he felt more awkward and embarrassed when, seconds later, you called him by the wrong name, which made him wonder if you were paying any attention to him at all.
Joe looked over to Cato who made small conversations while ultimately still glaring at you. He just sat there, feeling uncomfortable and flustered due to the fact you were sitting next to him and the aroma of your sweet perfume enchanting his senses. Before he knew it Cato was rushing to get him a drink he tried to decline the offer but it went in one ear and out the other. She urges you to follow her into the house as he sat there by himself once again unsure what to do next.
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As he sat there waiting for your return, he watched the frat guys on the other side of the patio play beer pong. They were loud and obnoxious, shouting, and high-fiving each other after every shot. He felt a twinge of familiarity when he recognized one of the guys, Sam Hubbard. Ezekiel brought him around a few times and they'd only had a handful of conversations. Even though he wasn't used to talking with guys like Sam (excluding Ezekiel) who was outgoing, boisterous, and a bit of an airhead. There was still something about him to Joe that made him feel at ease. He seemed genuinely friendly and curious.
He was about to pull out his phone busy himself with playing a chess tournament when he heard someone call out his name.
"Joe! What's up, man?" It was Sam, walking from across the patio in his direction.
"Hey, Sam," He greets back standing up from his seat to give him dap.
"Dude it's been a while since I've seen you! What brings you to this party? You don't strike me as a party guy."
Joe shrugs. "Ezekiel wanted me to check it out, I don't know anyone here besides him and Cato."
He didn't bother to mention Rebecca it's best if she's kept locked out away in the past.
"Well, you know me!" Sam said, clapping him on the back before leaning closer to his ear. " Say, uh, are you and Cato like a thing? I saw you guys hug or whatever.. not that I'm a stalker—"
Sam continues to ramble until Joe stops him.
"Cato and I aren't together, we just know each other from a study group," Joe assures him so that he be free of Sam's beer breath wandering in his face.
"Oh! Really, man? That's great!" He throws an around Joe's shoulder excitedly. "Me and the boys were going to play truth or dare wanna play?"
Truth or Dare? He hadn't played that games since he was in elementary. It wasn't his favorite either, he hated being put on the spot in front of strangers.
He went to open his mouth to decline when he sees you walk back out onto the patio with Cato.
"What are you guys up to?" You ask observing the scene as you walk over to the two men.
"Joe just agreed to play truth or dare with the boys and me, you girls want in?"
You took a glance at Joe who was already looking at you and judging by his expression it didn't look like he got a chance to have a say in the matter.
"Only if other girls are playing too," Cato said crossing her arms, not wanting to play Truth or Dare with a group of just men. And honestly, you don't blame her.
"Of course! Yeah, hell yeah. Troy got his girl, Danielle. Ashley—" He pauses looking up to think of some more people. "Oh! And Alix from Cheer."
"Well, I'm in!" You beam. Not wanting to turn down any potential entertainment and playing those types of games brings out the best.
"Cool, I'm gonna gather up the rest and bring the bottles out." Sam grins patting Joe on the back before scurrying off.
Soon after, everyone crowded around on the patio. Forming a circle around the firepit. You took your previous spot next to Joe whose leg started to bounce up and down, you took pity on the guy because unlike before he was surrounded by a group of drunken party-goers something he was most likely trying to stay away from inside.
"Okay, here are the rules: You can either choose to take a dare or take a shot." Sam holds up a bottle of Patron Silver Tequila.
You frown in disappointment. "I thought we were playing Truth or Dare. Do you have to bring alcohol into everything?"
"It makes it more fun if you don't like it, don't play," Nick spoke up with irritation
"I'm just speaking for the people who don't drink, dickhead."
And by people you mean Joe, the drink Cato had given him is still full. You'd only seen him take a small sip which was out of appreciation. Seeing that gave you a conclusion he wasn't much of a drinker.
"Well, we know you're not one of those people. Little Miss "Alcoholic." Nick spoke.
"Really? That's all you got? I've been called worse by better." You said while flipping him off.
A few people chuckled, including Joe. Your stomach did a flip at the sound of laughter coming from him.
"Watch it now." A redhead spoke who is propped on Nick's lap.
"And what's gonna happen if she doesn't?" Cato raises her eyebrows at the girl. Tension began to arose as everyone look between you and Cato and the redhead with expectancy.
Sam clears his throat." Alright guys, let's start!"
The game starts with Sam daring Troy to give Danielle a lap dance which left everyone looking at the scene with amusement because Troy couldn't dance if his life depended on it. The game continues, with dares getting more and more ridiculous. On Cato's turn, she surprisingly picked "Dare", which turned out to be a harmless one. She had to call a nearby 7-Eleven and ask if they were open. So far no one has picked Joe and you could tell he was feeling at ease. Until it was Sam's turn again.
"Joe, it's your turn my man, Dare or Drink?" He grins face flustered from liquor.
Joe hesitated for a moment, not sure what to do. He's never played this kind of game before and he didn't want to look like a party pooper in front of you .
But then, he made his decision. "Dare," he said, trying to sound confident thinking he'll get an easy one like Cato.
However, by seeing Sam's growing smirk, he knew that wasn't going to be the case.
"Alright then, I dare you to ask any girl at this party to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with you."
Joe felt his heart sank. That's the last thing he wanted to do but he knew he had to follow up with the dare. He hesitated he didn't want to pick anyone he didn't know and be stuck in a closet with someone he didn't like.
Of course, he had you on his mind, but he doubts you'll agree—
"I'll play with you," You spoke up, with a smile while looking at him. "If that's okay?"
He felt his heart skip a beat. You looked at him with such anticipation. Not trusting his voice he nods his head in agreement. The rest of the guys excluding Nick hollers and whistles as you stood up holding out your hand for him to take which he does. He ignores the tingles he felt as his hand engulfs yours. Taking note of how soft and delicate they feel.
Sam led you both into the house to the upstairs closet. On the journey there you kept a firm grip on his hand, and as you weave through the crowds of people Joe caught the attention of Ezekiel who was still sandwiched between the two girls. "That's my boy! Go ahead and getcha some!" He yells out excitedly.
Joe felt his cheeks fluster, he doesn't know what to expect since he's never played the game seven minutes in Heaven but he knew it wasn't going to be any of that. By the sound of it just means that you two would be locked in a closet for seven minutes what could you two possibly do in such a small duration of time?
"Joe! Joe!" Brooke suddenly appears." Where are you going?" she asks him while giving you a sharp look. To which you reciprocated by looking at her unfazed.
He ignores her and motion you to keep walking. While Brooke looks on in anger and jealousy. Even though he didn't care whether she feels those types of emotions or not, a part of him felt good that she was seeing him with you. Maybe that'll show her once and for all she is not the girl he's chasing after anymore.
"Okay here we are you two have fun, remember seven minutes!" Sam cheesed as the three of you stop in front of an old closet at the end of the hall.
He ushers you two in and just as he was about to close it, your hand shot out to stop it. "Look after Cato don't let any weirdos near her. "
"You got it." He said with a salute before shutting the door leaving you and Joe In the cramped space. The only thing that accompany you two was the dusty light bulb above which only provided dim lighting.
It was tight and dingy in the small closet. You didn't care though, you were too busy staring at Joe as he towers over you, his entire physique is large. His breathing is soft and you can feel his body close to yours. There was a long moment of silence before you decided to try and break the ice.
"So," You clear your throat, rocking back on your heels. "You don't like parties."
Joe chuckles softly feeling his nerves ease up a bit. "Was that meant to be a question?"
"Just an observation." You responded trying to look anywhere but at him which was quite impossible since he was the only thing in your view due to his height.
"Well, your observation is correct." He sighs feeling himself relax. " I'm more of a....loner if that's what you want to call it. So these types of events aren't really on my radar."
"What is on your radar?"
"Being occupied with school and football." He says.
That piqued your interest Sam's always trying to get you to attend the school's football games. "You play football?."
"Well sometimes, I'm the third-string quarterback." Joe looks rather embarrassed to say as of you'll make fun of him, but you were just left confused. Much like any sports-related talk would have you.
"I'm sure you're great!" You beam a smile at him showing off your pearly whites.
"Thanks." He says with a smile.
You stood there in thought about your earlier introduction. Mentally cringing at how stupid you must've looked by not remembering your lie and how you addressed him by the wrong name.
"Hey, um, about the tutoring thing. I'm sorry." You said.
"Sorry about canceling out on me? Or the fact you gave me a horrible lie about your grandmother?" Joe said with amusement as he crossed his arms leaning on the door.
Damn, Cato was right he didn't buy it. You thought.
You let out a defeated sigh. "Both,"
He stares at you for a second squinting his eyes in thought. "What did you do that day anyways?"
"I made plans to go shopping. " You mumble looking down at your heels, expecting him to scoff or sigh in disappointment. The reaction you were used to by many.
"And you didn't think I'd want to go? I'm a bit hurt." He places a hand over his heart.
Your eyes light up as you looked up at him. "What?"
"Yeah," he shrugs pushing himself off the door. "You look like you know a thing or two about fashion and I desperately need some pointers."
"I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. " You said slowly still eyeing him.
He threw his hands up in surrender. "No sarcasm. Just want to give you a heads up come the next tutor date if you so happen to have the urge to go shopping again just let me know, and I'll be happy to join you."
"Next.... tutor date?" You tilted your head in awe you were almost certain he wouldn't be so willing to ever offer you any help again.
Joe chewed the inside of his cheek before saying. "You don't have to come—"
"No! I want to! It's just..."You trailed off trying to find the right words. "I wasn't expecting that."
"How come?"
You shrugged. "Figured you'd hate enough to not tutor me."
"I'll admit... I was a little hurt. But it wasn't enough to make me hate you, trust me on that." He says the last part quietly while his eyes lock directly on yours.
There was an air of infatuation in his eyes as he looked at you with a shy smile. You didn't miss the glimmer of interest in his expression.
A moment of silence fell in the small closet the only sound that could be heard is the thumping bass from the music downstairs. The proximity between you and Joe is so close when you look up at him for the millionth time you notice a small piece of cobweb in his hair. More likely due to the fact his head directly touches the ceiling.
"You have something in your hair." You stated.
He blushes. "Oh, thanks for letting me know"
"Here, let me get it for you." You gently remove the cobweb from his hair.
"Thanks." He says.
Taking him by surprise you stepped closer to him, your chest pressed against his. You hear his breath hitch by your movement and see his Adam's apple bob up and down when he swallows thickly. "Your hair is very pretty." You breathe out reaching up to swirl one of your manicured fingers through his hair.
Joe blinks at you, not finding the strength to formulate any words he could feel his face heats up bashfully.
"You're very pretty too." He mumbles so low you almost didn't catch it.
You open your mouth with only the tip of your tongue showing. With sparkling eyes, you decide to test the waters a bit when you lean closer to him as if you're telling him a secret. "Wanna make out?"
"What?!" Joe sputters out, with wide eyes.
"Do you want to make out with me?" You repeated slowly to give him more time to comprehend every word.
"Um—" Joe begins to say before pausing he didn't know how to respond.
"It's fine if you don't want to, no pressure." You shrug as if wouldn't faze you if he agrees or not. But deep down you eagerly wanted to release some of the sexual frustration that's been pent up for weeks without Tyler and Joe seems like the perfect candidate.
Joe shuffles his feet. "You want to make out in here?"
"That's kinda the main point of this game." You giggle, watching him pinch his lips." You never played Seven Minutes in Heaven?"
"No, I thought we were just going to talk." He chuckles nervously his eyes crinkled at the corners. Your mouth opened to assure him that you both can simply talk if that is what he feels comfortable with. Before you can let out another word he speaks again. "But I do want to kiss you if that's okay?"
"Go for it." You tell him, subtly running your tongue over your bottom lip and tasting the pink strawberry lip gloss you applied earlier.
Joe's hands fidget nervously by his sides, and his eyes keep flickering to your puffy lips. You can tell he's nervous, but it's kind of endearing. You almost started to wonder if he's ever kissed anyone before. Gradually, he leans in closer, his breath hot on your nose and cheeks. You can feel his heart racing, and it makes your pulse quicken. His perfect proportion lips glisten after his tongue swipes over them when your arm reaches up to curl the back of his head pulling him down to your height. It was a little awkward with Joe having to crane his neck downwards. As your lips meet, you were met with the softness of his lips, it wasn't shocking in any way since you knew just by gazing at them you were going to feel satisfied.
The kiss only lasted a few seconds with you being the one who pulled away. You notice his hands were awkwardly by his side as if he didn't know what to do with them. A breathless chuckle left your lips at his tense posture.
"What's funny?" He asks looking down at you with a worried look.
"You just need to relax." You say, reassuring, with a smile. You took your thumb to wipe away the pink gloss you left on his lip before slowly trailing both hands down his long arms to grasp his hands which feel a little clammy. Without breaking eye contact you guide his hands toward your lower waist. "Is this okay?"
Joe finds himself completely lost in your grasp, unable to ignore his hand placement. This was more than okay, there's a certain look in his eye that says, "I want more," and you suddenly realize Joe is a bit different than the shy, quiet-spoken guy you met an hour ago. His hands travel down further until both rest on your backside a surprised gasp left you when he yanks you more into him before attaching his lips to yours. This time his kiss held more confidence, and your lips worked together perfectly, he clearly knew what he was doing this go around and you loved it.
The large fingers of his hand splay over your plush cheeks that protrude from your leotard as he gives it a firm pinch, which makes you gasp again in shock, he takes this opportunity to slide his tongue between your lips and gently massage it as he does so. He begins to turn you both around. Resulting in your back coming in contact with the door. There Joe becomes more feral, his tongue prodded between your parted lips, teeth biting on your lips firmly. It was dizzying mostly because it's been a minute since you've had some air so you broke away. He didn't mind it though because he began to continue his kiss on your cheek down to your neck.
He's truly taking you by surprise, when you walked into this you thought it'll be you who take control. However, right now Joe is showing absolutely no restraint. And you love it. You can tell he's a man who appears reserved, but there is something lurking beneath the surface, a wildness you feel but not quite make out. A primal desire you know is there.
"You have no idea how long I've been wanting to do this with you." He said in between kisses on the slope of your shoulder and neck.
"Really?" A breathless moan escapes from you, wondering how the hell was that possible when tonight was the first time you guys had a proper introduction to each other.
He must follow you on Instagram. You got quite a following on there plus that's where most guys see you at anyway along with parties which you knew most likely he don't attend.
"Mm-hm," He hums as his hands settle on the curve of your backside, inhaling sharply when your hips rub against the hardness that pokes through his jeans.
It wasn't until he lifted one of your legs to curve around the waist that you realized the problem he had, too caught up in the feel of his lips biting and sucking on your neck. You giggle at the tickling sensation as he continued to hold your leg around him snugly.
He mumbles something incoherent due to the fact his face is nuzzled at your neck, then he lifted your other leg up so now both your legs are wrapped around his waist. A squeal left you at being suddenly lifted off the ground, it didn't take long for a blush to bloom and spreads throughout your entire body as he holds your more firmly. His arms are so strong and his mouth is back pressed on yours. While his hands cup your backside holding you against the door.
Your arms were clinging around his shoulders as he nibbles on your bottom lip softly biting into it before running his tongue over it.
An intense thrill runs through your body as a result of the sensation. As his heart races, so does yours, and you both feel it. It's such pure and absolute bliss that you can almost forget that there's a whole world out there. You just want to stay in this moment forever. As you cling to each other, locked in an embrace and lost in this moment, you feel completely and utterly connected. You've never experienced this feeling before not even with Tyler.
You don't know how long this make-out session was and you're pretty sure it was well over seven minutes. You weren't complaining though because you were just about to give this man something he wouldn't forget. Just as you were about untangle your legs from his waist a loud knock made you both jump.
He pulls back, his breath heavy, and his hands holding you gently. You dropped down to your feet just as the door swing open revealing Sam and Cato along with everyone else who was on the deck excluding Nick looking at you two with amusement.
"Had fun?" Sam grins, his eyes dancing back and forth between you and Joe.
You smile and chuckle at his question. "That's an understatement." you reply feeling a chill on your neck due to the wetness Joe's mouth left. As you stepped out the closet Cato looks at you with a "tell me everything" look.
"Give me all the details when we get to the car." Cato said quietly to you pulling you toward the stairs.
Turning your head to look at Joe you weren't surprise to see him standing there with a deep redness on his cheeks while his lips were coated with your lip gloss as the guys crowd around him letting out loud whistles and whoops. His eyes connect with your as you walk away, you called out
"I look forward to our next tutor date."
Joe's mind is racing as you disappear. But a smile spreads across his face, as you just confirmed everything he had just hoped.
Taglist: @blu3jeanbaby @tigertales9 @wickedfun9 @joeburreauxsworld @cherry2stems @luvjoe9 @maricciardo @lonelywiththestars @clumsyjoeb @certifiedlesbianbaddie @idyllicbarb @balanceingrace
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Captain_CumShot
Welcome to Raven's Reading Nook - a small corner of this blog dedicated to cozy story times. Take a seat on the chaise lounge, plug your electronic device in so you can enjoy this multi-chapter, full blown smut story. The Captain is the snack and sadly, I have nothing to offer to soothe the yearning. As always, links to Wattpad and AO3 at the bottom. Enjoy, from your favorite loyal, cabin hoe♥
Summary: Eustass Kid finalized his OnlyFans account - let's hope it doesn't get reported again.
Minors DNI you will be blocked - for adult audiences only.
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A digital illustration of ocean waves and a menacing looking ship sailing the waters graced the banner of the OnlyFans account, layered with a deep red, blood-stained filter over the art. Right under the seafaring artwork in bold letters spelled out Captain_CumShot, the owner of the account. A partially faded jolly roger was pinned behind the account name, as if to add to the mischievous vibe of the page.
The circular profile photo was a zoomed in snapshot of the Captain’s face. He looked dangerous – a pair of worn, welding goggles pushed back his long red hair, a red-painted, wide-mouth grin with his tongue poking between his teeth, and sharp golden eyes pierced anyone who looked upon the photo with a sly look. A long, narrow nose centered on his face, shaved eyebrows, two long scars over his left eye, and an anti-eyebrow piercing on the side of his right cheekbone accentuated his devilishly handsome face. Was the dark, liquid-like substance that stained his face blood or something naughtier? His location placed him in the great State of Desire.
Captain_CumShot’s profile page was expertly put together. The first thing one would notice was his About Me poster. Another photo of the undeniably sexy face graced the cover, this time in the middle of being splattered by a viscous looking liquid; it had the same blood-stained filter layered over it like the profile banner. The subtitle under the photo read: No Discounts - Only thirsty bitches willing to pay get to have a sip.
He had a message for his readers –
“Hiya dolls. This is the one and only page for Eustass ‘Captain’ Kid, the kind of guy all your parents warned you to stay away from. I’m terrible, toxic, and plain fucking awful for your frail little hearts, and I know that just makes you want me more. Unfortunately for you, I’m untouchable. Fret not, little dolls. Just because you can’t have a taste doesn’t mean I’ll leave you hanging. I’m nothing if not a huuuuge tease, with a huuuuuuuuge cock to back it up. Have a little morsel that I was decent enough to leave for you👇🏻 If you’re brave enough, subscribe to my page and I’ll show you the deepest, darkest pleasures that you’ve never known.”
A video with a thumbnail was below the message. From what wasn’t censored, one could see his luscious red locks falling backwards as he hung his head back, face screwed shut in the throes of pleasure.
*Press Play?*
The focal point of the camera was blurred as the massive, redhaired beast of a man stepped away from the device, allowing it to focus on its subject and present him in the highest quality. He was wearing compressed underwear and nothing more. A pile of abandoned gym clothes kicked away in a bundle off to the side of the incline bench press he stood next to as he flexed for the camera. Bulging muscles on every inch of him as he twisted and turned, all the while sneering at the camera as if to say, don’t you wish you could crawl through the screen to touch me.
He pulled off the headband from his forehead and shook his sweat-slicked hair, little droplets of perspiration reflected off the lighting in the room. An indoor gym – it must have been a personal, in-home gym or the man truly gave no fucks who saw him as he proudly began stroking his hardening cock through the dark underwear.
Using thick, red painted fingers, he bobbed his large bulge until it strained against the fabric. His balls gently jiggled behind the underwear the more he played with his cock.
“Alright, I’ll stop fuckin with ya,” he spoke in a low, gravelly voice. “You came all this way for some dick, least I can do is show ya what you’re gonna be payin’ for. It’s worth it, you’ll see.”
A small pop-up with a reminder to subscribe to his account showed before disappearing again after two seconds.
Captain_CumShot pulled his underwear off and stepped closer to the camera. His cock was beautiful. Long and thick, adorned with veins running from base to just below his tip. Engorged head redder than the rest of his shaft, the light reflected off the bead of precum that was threatening to spill out of his slit. Neatly trimmed red hair, darker than the hair on his head framed his shaft.
“Like what you see? You ain’t seen nothing yet,” he growled through his sneer, putting his headband back on before spitting in his flesh hand, returning it to his cock.
Slow, teasing strokes up and down his member, his hips buckled slightly as he tightened his grip around the head. Using his thumb, he ran the digit around the swollen tip, smearing precum down the rest of his cock before using two fingers to gently pull his sack, letting out a low groan as he let his eyes close.
“I want you to imagine,” he rasped, “You’re against this bench. And I’m gonna fuck you raw on it,” he grinned.
Turning his body to the bench press, he stood with the seated section between his legs as he pressed his cock against the smooth, black backseat. Then he started grinding against it.
He gripped the top of the bench press with his metal prosthetic, propping his flesh hand behind his back to provide a better view of his inappropriate use of the gym equipment.
“Imagine my heavy cock sliding against your warm, wet center,” he teased, hips snapping sharply. “Hitting against your most sensitive areas, making you writhe and cream against me, all before I even stuff it inside,” he cackled.
He hung his head back and let out a moan, slowing his motions in exchange for short, lazy snaps. Pulling back just enough to let his cock bob freely, a line of precum clinging to his tip and the bench.
“Mmmm, I normally go for much longer but this is a so-called teaser to draw you in to subscribe. Keep that in mind when you think of me when you’re alone. Or maybe when you’re out in public, I like kinky sluts like that.”
Moving the camera stand closer to the bench press, Eustass Kid moved back to his starting position and pace on the equipment. He spit in his hand again and coated his cock before he slapped it against the material of the bench, putting all his body weight against his cock as he grinded against it once more. Shoulder muscles tightened under his alabaster skin as he used both arms to steady himself, the camera’s titled angle allowed for a delicious view of his panting face, his flexing muscles, and on his pulsing cock as he shamelessly rut on the bench. Moaning loudly as he brought himself closer.
“Wh-where, where would you want me, I wonder,” his long tongue between his grit teeth as he panted. “I know my loyal cabin hoes would let me finish inside,” he winked. “Ah ah! Fu-fuck!” escaped from him as he let out a few final thrusts.
The tip of his cock turned a dark shade of red as all his blood pooled. Twitching, he let out ropes of thick, gooey cum that smeared and ran down the angles incline. White streaks sliding down around his cock as he lazily thrusted as he rode out his orgasm.
“Hnnghh, fuck yeah,” he breathed. “That’s just the first round. I have a lot of stamina. Vids are short for upload reasons but if you want, long, torturous, and sinful content, make sure you subscribe to gain access to my live streams. You’ll be creaming your pants and begging me for more. Check out the tiers, the bonuses, and my wishlist. The more you thirsty whores pay me, the nastier I’ll get. See ya inside,” he winked again, blowing the camera a kiss as he slapped his cock against the bench press before a still frame of his prices took over the screen.
Captain_CumShot’s Main Menu:
Tier I – Deck Swabber – access to content 1 month prior to subscribing, access to videos and cumshot photo gallery.
Tier II – Sea Wenches – all treats in the first tier, plus access to professional pin-up photo gallery, access to content 2 months prior to subscribing, and access to live streams.
Tier III – Cabin Hoes – all treats in the first two tiers, plus sexting (messaging only), a lewd monthly calendar template, access to all published content prior to subscribing, and personally catered 60-second degradation videos.
Pay me or buy me shit off my wishlist and I’ll let you see my menu of forbidden treasures. More add-ons, services, treats, and surprises only for loyal hoes inside.
It lasted for 20 seconds before the video continued on for the last 15 seconds. The camera zoomed in on the cumshot on the bench press. A thick, white puddle pooled on the sitting section as it dripped from the risen back section. The camera showed off the streaks of viscous, opaque lines that ran down from the angled section from where his seed had initially hit. The camera’s view went back to the puddle, where a red nail dipped into the thick of it, dragging his essence downwards until the video ended.
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~League of villains members as things I said/done/whatever~
Y'all will think I'm messed up but oh well
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Tomura: "yawned whole time and ate chips in front of psychologist while sitting next to best friend that was low key nervous and anxious (I was with best friend for support @wholelottawidows thas you dawg 💀), offered psychologist chips and later when I ate whole bag, I licked my fingers in front of both of them and picked my ear when psychologist wasn't watching."
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"Drank like 3-4 mugs of coffee and monster energy drink in one day but still fell asleep anyway"
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"What's the point of all these hard work if we will all die either way, sooner or later?"
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"When having breakdown, I remember something funny and stupid which makes me burst into laughter and forget what I was crying so violently about"
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Dabi: "I'll start working out this summer, just to be able to fist fight and beat up our dads one day"
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"chased sibling with knife around house it was a joke just to scare him don't worry no one got hurt lol"
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"Life is short make it shorter"
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"Made my younger step sibling hit step father in the head few times with something"
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"Damn this headache fucking me in brain really hard now"
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"It is what it is (I would say that after I fucked up something 💀)"
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Toga: "Slept with knife under my pillow few times"
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"have one stabbed pillow on bed which is covered with old t shirt"
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"when I was a child I used to bring dead hedgehogs and mouses to my mother saying: Look at this poor kitty mom, let's help it!!! While the fucking animals were flattened like pancake and were literally full of ants and flies"
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"Tried to snatch a street kitten once but failed and gave up"
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Spinner: "Tried to eat cigarettes and rocks I found on ground as kid"
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"I know I'm atheist and don't believe in that shit, but you hoes need Jesus"
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"one time i ran through a swarm of tiny flies and my mouth was opened since I was gasping for air because of running and some of these tinyass flies got into my mouth accidentally I could feel them in my throat and gave up from trying to spit damn bug out so I swallowed it 💀"
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"Who needs bitches when you have perfect sandwich"
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Twice: "-Why is your nails painted pink? I mean you are mostly dressed in black it's surprising.
- Because I'm fucking fabulous"
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"Smoked one or two times my whole pack of cigarettes and than my best friend's whole pack of cigarettes in one day (dw she gave me it I didn't just stole it and smoked it without her permission and I'm not heavy smoker now 👍💀👍)"
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"Feels confident and looks at mirror whole time thinking how good I look, than after 30 minutes look at myself in mirror and either cry or laugh saying how dumb I look"
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"accidentally choked on my own spit few times"
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"Tried to help my best friend to get up one time because she fell but right when I got closer to her I tripped and fell as well"
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Magne: "cold & badass women are daddies and cold & badass men are babygirls and pretty princesses"
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"Bullies my siblings but when someone else does it I go protective mode like: "I'm the only one that can bully this dumbasses"
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Mr Compress and Kurogiri:
"I can't stand you bitches so I'm cutting my legs off"
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"Smacks siblings hand/head when they touch something they're not supposed to or something that's dangerous for them"
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"one time while I was making coffee, my younger brother came to me to bother me and annoy me out of boredom, so I told him to go away. He did go away but not really far away, he stood at one line of kitchen floor half of meter away from me, I saw what was he trying to do he was trying to provoke me so I was like: If you want to provoke me at least do it fucking right you idiot
And I grabbed him and pulled him with me as I stepped on the actual ending line of kitchen floor and left him there as I went back to making coffee for myself"
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~We gotta go baba now ~
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I apologize to all people that I told earlier I'm going to sleep, sorry y'all but this idea farted up on my mind and I had to write it immediately so that I don't forget it 😍😍😍
Got a lil distracted 😔😔😔😔
(I hope people won't unfollow me bc of this💀💀💀)
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Killed cheese
Last night I got 9 variation grilled cheese requests. For convenience sake, I will be compressing all of their reviews to this one post. All the other reviews will be under a read me.
Killed Cheese
Ingredients: Normal grilled cheese but at the last minute you betray your creation. Stick the sharpest butter knife you have into it and surround the hole with ketchup. Oh the horror.
Smell: Grilled cheese with an extra sweetness from the ketchup. Not bad. 4/5
Taste: I’d rather most other red sauces, or just tomato soup really. But I do like ketchup. 4/5
Texture: Not much has changed. 5/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: Yes. 5/5
Final Score: 4.5/5
Critics Notes: I am a fiend for ketchup but it’s not the right fit for grilled cheese.
Villed cheese
Ingredients: A vilified grilled cheese. Nefarious. Evil. This is a normal grilled cheese except the cheese is a used sponge.
Smell: Bad. 1/5
Taste: Bad. 1/5
Texture: Even worse. 1/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: No. 1/5
Final Score: 1/5
Critic’s Notes: Delicious.
Quilled cheese
Ingredients: A normal grilled cheese but with quills in it. Which Pokémon? I don’t care.
Smell: I doubt it would change much smell wise. 5/5
Taste: Quills probably don’t taste like much. That being said, you’d get a lovely taste of blood in your mouth because you’re absolutely not supposed to eat them. 1/5
Texture: You hurt yourself if you eat this. 1/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: No. 1/5
Final Score: 2/5
Critic’s Notes: Don’t do this.
Willed Cheese (this one was sent twice)
Ingredients: A normal grilled cheese but it is made entirely with someone’s psychic abilities (they willed it to be made).
Smell: The same as a normal grilled cheese. 5/5
Taste: This is a normal grilled cheese. 5/5
Texture: Just because someone made it with their mind doesn’t mean it’s different. 5/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: Yes. 5/5
Final Score: 5/5
Critic’s Notes: I wish I could make sandwiches with my mind. Alas.
Hilled Cheese
Ingredients: A grilled cheese but both sides of the bread surround a hill. Only works if you have a nearby cave system with a hill over it.
Smell: You cant. It’s. It’s all rocks and dirt. 1/5
Taste: Stalagmite yum. 1/5
Texture: You can’t eat this. 1/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: No. 1/5
Final Score: 1/5
Critic’s Notes: The only person I could see enjoying this is an Orthworm
Tilled Cheese
Ingredients: A grilled cheese but you make it using a farming hoe. The thing used to till land.
Smell: Normal probably. Hopefully. 5/5
Taste: Also hopefully normal. 5/5
Texture: With a tool that big there’s no way something doesn’t get messed up. 4/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: Yes. 5/5
Final Score: 4.75/5
Critic’s Notes: Please clean it off before preparing food with it.
Nilled Cheese
Ingredients: Nilled means unwilling. If a willed cheese is a cheese made with psychic powers, then a Nilled cheese is one made normally with your hands.
Smell: It’s a grilled cheese. 5/5
Taste: It’s a grilled cheese. 5/5
Texture: Literally nothing has changed. 5/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: Yes. 5/5
Final Score: 5/5
Critic’s Notes: This was all I could think of.
Billed Cheese
Ingredients: A normal grilled cheese with money put inside it.
Smell: Normal I’d guess. 5/5
Taste: Bad. Do you know how gross money gets? 2/5
Texture: You can’t eat this without getting sick. 1/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: No. 1:5
Final Score: 2.25/5
Critic’s Notes: Just use the money to buy other ingredients.
Strilled Cheese
This is not a word. At least, not that I could find. However, should someone give me a definition I will rate it.
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hanasnx · 9 months
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indy come home </3 the whores miss you
babes believe me when i say i miss y’all too. my hands/arms have been fucked up for days with a soreness much like i imagine carpel tunnel to be. since i have no insurance i’m basically resting them as much as possible, i’ve been itchy to write especially about anakin. i’ve gotten some compression gloves to help, but i probably won’t be able to write until i feel like i’m not permanently fucking my shit up when i do so :(
i’d been ignoring the pain to write some (bcos of how much i love it) which has only made it worse. things have been difficult in indy-land lately. promise i’m trying to make a recovery so i can get back to y’all, think about each and every one of my hoes everyday <3
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(Me seeing the 378 news and swigging back hope): He's not that stupid rope thing yet!! There's still hope! He can cal lfor an assist! He needs to have some form of back-up!! PLeaaase!! Villains! Give the gremlin some backup!!
Well I don't think there's any backup available for Skeptic, unless Kurogiri has the mind to send some Twice clones his way. But if I'm holding on to hoe of Skeptic having some desperate chance to do something, it's instead going to be sending the location data of Compress and the rest of the PLF to Kugogiri to break them out, similar to Spinner waking Kurogiri up in the first place.
But...being honest, I’m not all that sure it’s even possible. And besides that, the villains only chance is probably cheesing it through Kurogiri (preferably ditching AFO), and try to recoup and try again in the future. But that’s just a repeat of the last war so press X to doubt.
So, with effectively just 5 villains left who never stood a chance of beating the heroes; this war may be over before it even began, without the heroes or hero society having ever been in any remote danger of losing.
But I do hope I’m wrong, because that’s one LAME ending.
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halo--hall · 2 months
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happy valentines day to absolutely no one except the two different vapes & the compression braces carrying me thru this 8 hour shift at the candy store 💕
also if you are setting foot in a candy store anywhere today your mom's a hoe!!!! and i hate you!!!!!!
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benihana-circumcision · 6 months
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11. Best friend
my homie @officeshelpdesk has been w me thru thick and thin but moron moved across the ocean so we havent been able to be scum together in a minute. i have a rotating transient cast of other local best friends tho i ball hard
12. Relationship Status
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
just had my 2yr anniversary w/ the love of my life. but we're college-aged dykes so we also get hoes. it's fun. it's tumultuous
15. Favorite Movie
everything everywhere all at once. you can make reasonable and nuanced critiques of its metaphysic or attempted moral lesson but also i think if those last 30 minutes dont compress you into a small cube then you dont have a soul and cant hang
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