#confidence is key

[pickleslice]

beast still being defined as uncomfortable about his appearance like always worried he’s ugly or monstrous after all these years while kurt nightcrawler out here pulling bitches left and right full confidence. really makes you think

#like maybe ur worried you’re monstrous not bc ur blue but bc you’re literally the worst #confidence is key #externalizing your insecurities blah blah

[nicholeyoyo]

💕

#photography #aesthetic #mirror selfie #workwear #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lana del rey #ootd #ootdinspiration #self improvement #confidence is key

[lilrainclouds]

what are captions for again?

#i will regret posting these #but it’s fine #confidence is key #me

[inbabylontheywept]

Too Confused to Interrogate, Too Confident to Question

When I started my first job in the DoD - in a facility where missiles components are tested - the address they gave me had some software glitches associated with it. If you put that address into apple maps, it takes you to the facility, which is at the end of this unreasonably long winding dirt road through the middle of farmland. It's literally ten miles from my job to the nearest gas station, and then another ten miles until you hit the city limits, and then three miles and I'm home. But if you put that same address into google maps, it takes you to the end of that road while it is still in the city limits. And that end of the road is another classified site, but it's for the IRS. I don't know why they put two classified facilities in the same tiny town in the middle of BFE. Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know why the IRS has classified facilities at all. Some kind of genetically modified accountant program? God help us.

Anyway, they didn't warn me about the directions bug so for my first day I showed up at the IRS building. They obviously had no idea who I was, but I told them that it was my first day and I didn't know anything about anything except that I was supposed to be there and that I didn't want to be late.

And they let me in.

Because I asked. Because I was that just right blend of too-confused-to-interrogate, but too-confident-to-question. I spent thirty minutes inside of this IRS building before realizing I was not supposed to be there. And instead of telling anyone about this, I just went back to my car and drove off. I have no idea what the consequences of this were. There probably weren't any. I could have stolen a whole filing cabinet of secret genetic templates for our modified accountant program and gotten away scot free. I then drove to the correct location. Apparently, under normal circumstances, I was supposed to be let in by another coworker but because I was late they were all already in the building so I had to call the guard shack on base and do the same song and dance again. The guards are not supposed to let people in. They aren't allowed to. Their sole job is to keep people out. But I did it again, that same superweapon combination of too-confused-to-interrogate but too-confident-to-question and they sent a guy out to get me in. When I arrived on site, I beelined to see my manager (who at that point had become slightly worried about my wellbeing - I was driving on dirt roads in the middle of snowfall after spending my entire life in the desert), and the first thing my manager asked me when I got to his office was

"How the hell did you get in here?" And then I got to explain to him how I had been illegally let into not one, but two secret sites in one day just by being extremely insistent. He was impressed. He was not pleased.

#autobiographical #funny story #confidence is key #too confused to interrogate too confident to question

[cyberhai]

Convincing myself I could pull any of my fictional crushes despite being a five foot seven chubby caveman hick who buries himself in leaves to watch birds, screams when he sneezes, and is scared of vacuum cleaners

#confidence is key #i believe in myself #ive gotta be one of their types right? #these are merely my charming character quirks #man crush monday

[k1tten-kitten]

You just got hotter! Confident but pervy old ok then?

#confidence is key #my asks

[dirtyjvconfessions]

I could turn him bisexual

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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #confession #confidence is key

[sunbathing-owl]

Scared? Then do it scared ⌫

#ʙᴀᴛʜɪɴɢᴏᴡʟ #hopelessly in love #hopeless romantic #lost love #lovers #deserve #passion #anxitey #scary #social anxiety #tense moments #confidence is key #confidence is sexy

[chewtoymoans]

i want scary women to plough me and i’m not afraid to say it c:

#confidence is key #please rail me #scary women are hot

[cleopatrachampagne]

yeah i’ll double text, i’ll triple text, i’ll send five hundred ravens to your house and then emerge from a vampiric vapor in your living room. it’s called confidence, babe, and i have scores of it.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #it’s 3 am and neither my thoughts nor my posts are peer reviewed please forgive me #confidence is key #corvids #vampirecore

[aceofstars0]

you’re pretty and smart and cute and amazing and everything more <33

I know

#ask #confidence is key

[itsguccidollface]

#fashion #makeup #hot girl shit #pinterest #aesthetic #red aesthetic #nails #hairstyle #accessories #confidence is key #confidence is sexy #tips #fashion tips #fashion babe #sexy #dreamy #soft #skincare #perfume #ariana grande #❤︎ #meme #hyper feminine

[amingethia]

Rate your four biggest fans.

99/100 actually makes my day better. Spams my likes and is supportive af, also sometimes awkward and needs to be more confident in himself. @flurty

99/100 is sweet and supportive and possibly armed and dangerous. Had a stroke trying to read their name the first time around. @wisteriaalu

98/100 mystery and funny. Also the name Leo brings me joy and I read all of your posts in Ben Schwartz’s voice (don’t ask). The black bar over your eyes gets kinda distracting, also the man is creepy af. @leo-of

11/10 Flawless.

#Confidence is key

[lets-review-music]

Thanks @princessxenergy for the confidence to post this... maybe I'll post the other one soon on my other blog 😉

#me #selfie #single #message me #like for follow #confidence is key #rebuild #my face #dm me #ask #snap #no filter #men with beards #clear skin

[pellelavellan-a]

ʘ‿ʘ - "But then again, we look so damn similar part of me wonders if it's narcissistic."

Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive.

"So... what you're saying is you think you're attractive"

#dalishflame #not a bad thing XDDDD #confidence is key

[sweetfiftythree]

That feeling when someone guesses you're 100 pounds but you're actually more like 125 but you still feel happy because you've finally reached that point where at least you look thin with your clothes on and others will think you're lighter than you really are. I guess thank you collarbones and tiny little wrists, thank you tiny shoulders and thank you to myself for all the hard work. Soon I'll be almost as light as others believe I am (100 is too low for me but I won't be that far away). Can't wait for summer when there's a thigh gap and a flatter tummy. Tbh I'm kind of looking forward to my fat as f**k friends to "worry" about me. Oh and when summer comes I'll start building muscle and some time after that I'll get so god damn f*cki*g strong and look so god damn f*ck*ng fit that jaws will drop, including my own.

#weight loss journey #i am my own motivation #clean girl #low cal diet #winning at this #confidence is key