#connor pyromania hours

[dirt-grub]

i want to do Experiments and i know we actually have a sledgehammer but i dont know where and i have a feeling asking hey dad can i borrow the sledgehammer would not go over well 

#experiments meaning beat the shit out of a watermelon #YOOOOO WAIT #i have a new idea and it involves a barrel and a lot of gunpowder.... #that sounds like a joke but hehe. hehehohohoo #im no stranger to blowing shit up in a metal barrel #the best is when it goes like FWOOF and a big huge puff of smoke comes out bro i miss it #WAIT I STILL HAVE SPARKLERS FROM THE FOURTH OF JULY TOO #they dont blow shit up but they sure make it extra pretty!!! like candles on the watermelon bomb cake #connor pyromania hours #so yeah i dont know how often it comes up but i light shit on fire a lot GUDIASHOILDASLKDJSLKD #literally i used to just start fires in this parking lot by my house #for multiple purposes sometimes i needed to dispose of things but mostly for fun #GODDDDD i remember once i got caught and i thought my ass was SO beat bc i was just out in the open and my dad drove by #and he was like what in the FUCK are you doing and i was like shit i dont have any sort of fucking lie #but all he had to say was dont do that so publicly im not posting your bail if you get arrested at least go down the road more #thanks pops FHLDJKLASJKA #oh and hm i wonder if i got one of those pokers from the old fire place how that would fuck up a melon #it sure fucks up your body i had a cousin thwack me on the leg with one once and it FUCKING HURT #every day she woke up and chose violence that one. she also closed the car trunk on my head once which explains a lot #it was my parents wedding day. ah memories #my oma had to yank my tooth out after bc it was so loose #yknow from the bludgeoning #lol she didnt warn me tho she was just like let me see *RIP* okay sweetie go have fun :) #and i was like oh okay!!! :) #okay im rambling haha oh classic connor with the weird adhd fueled tags #also im dead serious about fucking around with a watermelon actually it might be theraputic #ive dedicated my life to painstaking artistic creation so like... sometimes it feels good to destroy something. fuck it up on purpose yknow? #that was always the best part of building with blocks as a kid you'd marvel at it then get to knock it down and try again #wheres the knocking down part now. i wanna smash things #dan kin moments lol