"You are breaking up with me!"
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PSA for those who don't know "1776" is an American Far Right dog whistle.
There's several of these blogs popping up in the Ukraine tag all the time posting insane conspiracy bullshit, which is how I found out. I recommend blocking these on sight.
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Okay so I have a random ass theory that connects hazbin hotel and helluva boss...
So we all know that Alastor is hungry for power and is "on a leash," meaning he made a deal with someone. I love all the theories that it could be Lillith or Zestial, but.. hear me out.. what if it's Mammon?
Think about it for a second.. Mammon is the embodiment of greed, and Alastor is greedy for power. Not to mention, Mammon has the same bright neon green color scheme. I also believe mammon has the ability to travel through the rings like ozzie can-? So what's stopping them from meeting in the pride ring..
Hear me out.. What if mammon had to go to the pride ring for a 7 deadly sins meeting or something. Mammon might want the power and/or the money Lucifer holds, but he knows overthrowing Lucifer would be too difficult. Alastor wants power. Maybe Alastor ran into Mammon by chance (or fate or on purpose lol) and they made a deal that Al will be granted ultimate power once he finds a way to obtain lucifers/Charlie's power/money and give it to mammon. Alastor is given a bit more power than other overlords have but is still on Mammons leash until he hands over what Mammon wants.
To add to this, what if Mammon has a crystal or something similar to what Ozzie gave Stolas that would allow him to access the living world- What if Alastor wants that crystal/item in order to take control of the living world
idk just a fan theory I came up with lol 😅
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ANOTHER THEORY MY BRAIN IS GOING WILD TONIGHT I *NEED* TO RANT AND RAMBLE ABOUT MY THEORIES
SO IN EPISODE 8 WHEN CUBE IS FIGHTING ACRILIMUS DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE FUCKING,, CRAZED-ASS GRIN HE HAS DURING THE FIGHT
BRO VERY CLEARLY HAS THE INTENT TO KILL THAT FISH
AND DO NOT TELL ME THAT ACRILIMUS DOES NOT DIE BECAUSE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE FIGHT PYRARE SAYS THIS
CUBE DID KILL ACRILIMUS AND WILL PROBABLY KILL AGAIN ALSO OH MY GOD IRIS LOOKS SO NERVOUS AND SCARED OF HIM AND IM ONLY NOTICING NOW
SO I HAVE A FEW POTENTIAL THEORIES ABT THIS UHHHDHFDDSF
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THEORY 1 - CUBE HAS SOME MURDEROUS TENDENCIES AND HAS ALWAYS HAD THEM (CAUSE IN EPISODE 4 WHEN CUBE FIGHTS LYCAN HE SAYS HE KNOWS HOW LYTHORUS FIGHTS IMPLYING THEY MAY HAVE SPARRED BEFORE AND WHO KNOWS MAYBE CUBE MIGHTVE ACCIDENTALLY(?) INJURED LYTHORUS A FEW TIMES SO CUBE HAS FOUGHT BEFORE AND HE VERY MUCH IS CAPABLE OF KILLING, AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO MAKE THE EXCUSE OF "PROTECTING HIS LOVED ONES" JUST TO DO SO, LOOK AT HIS GRIN AGAIN HE WAS ENJOYING THAT VIOLENCE THAT WAS ENTERTAINMENT FOR HIM
THEORY 2 - THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THE PINK CORRUPTION ARE SLOWLY DRIVING CUBE TO INSANITY AS HE HAS TO DEAL WITH TERRIFYING NEW SITUATIONS HE'S NEVER HAD TO WORRY ABOUT BEFORE, AND HE CANNOT MENTALLY ADJUST PROPERLY THUS CAUSING HIM TO DEVELOP VIOLENT AND EVEN MURDEROUS URGES THAT, IF NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, CAN AND WILL GET WORSE
THEORY 3 - (THIS ONE IS MOSTLY THANKS TO MY ONLINE FRIEND DSFDSFDS) CUBIC IS SLOWLY CREEPING INTO CUBE'S MIND AND BEGINNING TO ESSENTIALLY CORRUPT HIM FROM THE INSIDE OUT, HE MAY NOT *LOOK* CORRUPTED AND THE INFECTION MAY NOT APPEAR TO BE SPREADING BUT HE IS BEING CORRUPTED AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE CORRUPTED UNTIL HE AND CUBIC ARE ESSENTIALLY ONE IN THE SAME AND ARE BOTH BATSHIT INSANE
IM SORRY IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS I JUST FORGOT TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF AND I DONT WANNA REWRITE ALL THIS SO
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So there's this Flat Earther who said he was traveling to the Ice Wall last September to prove the Earth was flat. He has not posted since.
Here are some theories on his current whereabouts:
He fell off
Too busy partying on the continent of Geminia to post anymore
He discovered a second, bigger ice wall
He died alone in the frigid wastes of Antarctica, aware at last of his folly as he slowly, painfully expired, his body never again to be seen by human eyes
Here be dragons (they ate him)
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Something unremittingly bleak about a goddamn country starting "crisis actor" conspiracy theories to deny their crimes. A term invented to deny the deaths of children at Sandy Hook in 2012 is now used to deny the deaths of children in Gaza in 2023.
As the community note says, this isn't a crisis actor. This is a guy who posts on Instagram. A influencer who posts videos online of breaking events...is seen at a lot of breaking events. To Israel, this is a sign of a conspiracy. In fact, some of those images aren't even him, or aren't even related to Palestine at all; one image included in other posts targeting Saleh Aljafarawi is a Halloween costume from Thailand. That article says "pro-Israeli accounts" tweeted this, but it's the literal, official Twitter account of Israel posting this shit, next to their comedy sketches that somehow make trans people the punchline bc fascists only have one joke the whole world wide I guess
Like. It's not new for a government to deny the reality of its atrocities. It is new for that government to outright use a conspiracy theory term devised by Alex fucking Jones, or to, when called on doing so, defend it as a "meme" (also bizarre to see hardcore Zionists use a term crafted for especially antisemitic conspiracy theories). Everything rancid about the world in 2023 congealed into a single tweet, right here
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Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?
There is an ancient global conspiracy plotting to create a one world government.
The one world government will be headed by a single leader.
The conspiracy intends to make everyone follow a religion it created.
The conspiracy is trying to destroy all true religion/spirituality.
The conspiracy deliberately stirs up conflict and starts wars.
The conspiracy deliberately does whatever it can to confuse, exhaust, and demoralize the people.
The conspiracy creates and/or manipulates art and entertainment to control and brainwash the masses.
The conspiracy uses mind-altering substances to manipulate and control people.
Liberal politics (EG, religious tolerance, equality) are part of the conspiracy.
Communism and collectivism are part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates the economy to our detriment.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the gold standard.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the free market.
The conspiracy intends to tax the rich, which is bad because taxes are just legal theft.
Teaching people about the mistakes and atrocities committed by governments is part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy creates new religions and spiritual movements to further their agendas.
All secret societies (EG, Freemasonry) are part of the conspiracy.
Presidents are manipulated puppets of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates anyone with a high political position.
The conspiracy grooms world leaders.
Agents of the conspiracy are planted everywhere, in all levels of society.
The conspiracy kills anyone who might expose their plans in ways that no one would suspect are actually murder.
The conspiracy follows/uses the Kabbalah.
Literally all of these were claimed in The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, an antisemitic hoax used by the Okhrana to justify violence against Russian Jews. It was used by Nazi Germany to justify the Holocaust, and today it still serves as the blueprint for most conspiracy theories - even if modern conspiracy theorists try to hide it, downplay it, or rationalize it with another, equally absurd conspiracy theory.
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Conspiracy Theory Book Club.
(My latest cartoon for Guardian Books).
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What do you think ?
Do you believe our hair is our antennas? Do you believe that is were we generate our energy ?
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Steve Bannon admitted in his book that he invented the “deep state” to wind up Republican voters.
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How do you know if you’re antisemitic?
Well, if a Jew telling you you’re antisemitic won’t make you believe it, here is a guide to help you figure it out yourself.
1. Do you think Jews, en masse, are ACTIVELY REPLACING/ATTEMPTING TO REPLACE some other group — especially a somehow more deserving group? (For example, White people, Black people, African people, Palestinians, Arabs, Muslims, indigenous people, etc.) Do you feel there are JUST TOO MANY JEWS IN A GIVEN LOCATION?
2. Do you think Jews are PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THAT THEY ARE NOT? (For example, White, PoC, “Real” Jews, Indigenous/Native, an Ethnic Minority, Devoted Citizens of [YOUR COUNTRY] etc.)?
3. Do you think Jews are CONTROLLING OR ATTEMPTING TO CONTROL SOME INTEGRAL ASPECT OF SOCIETY? (For example, the government, media, banks, business, medicine, etc.)
4. Do you think Jews that you criticize are UNIQUELY BLOODTHIRSTY OR GENOCIDAL — especially when hoping for personal achievement or cultural supremacy? (For example, trying to stage a global war so they can control the world; using/consuming blood of Christians and babies to do satanic rituals; sexually seducing non-Jews in order to contaminate bloodlines and erase other pre-existing identities; immigrating to a new location with the intention of murdering those who already exist there; desiring to murder Arabs, Muslims, or Palestinians in their homelands by means of genocide in order to control a region at the exclusion of other ethnicities, etc.)
5. Do you think Jews are APPROPRIATING A PRIVILEGE THAT THEY DO NOT DESERVE AND THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO THEM? (For example, freedom, wealth, power, whiteness, G-d’s favor, a safe home in the Levant, Arab land, colonial power, representation as a minority group, etc.)
6. Do you think Jews at large or the specific Jews you disagree with and who wield power in a way you disapprove of CAN BE COLLECTIVELY LABELED? (For example, might you call them slaves, vermin, insects, dirty, scheming, communists, fascists, Nazis, satanic, Zionists, scum, etc.)
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOU ARE AN ANTISEMITE. This is literally textbook antisemitism. If you answered, well yeah but only “the Jews in Israel” or “the ones who vote for Bibi” or the “ones who moved to my town/country/region” or if you saw something on one of the lists and think “well no fair! That one is actually true,” your exception isn’t exceptional. You haven’t found the one true bad thing that Jews ACTUALLY are. It’s not some conspiratorial propaganda to equate reasonable beliefs with hate. You’re just hateful. Some part of you hates Jews. And you have to confront what that part of you is and you have to destroy it if you want to engage in any conversations that impact Jewish welfare anywhere in the world.
One way to start deconstructing is to ask yourself “Why do I feel this way?” “From whom did I learn to think this way?” “Who in my life approves and supports me thinking this way?” “Am I comfortable telling a Jewish person I feel this way in person?” “How do I think a Jewish person will feel/What do I think a Jewish person will think if I tell them this?” “Do I care what they feel or think? Why or why not?” “How would I feel/what would I think if someone felt this way or thought this way about me or an identity I value deeply?”
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