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what was that one book with the ancient aliens where there was this one chick who believed in the Hollow Earth because she’d grown up on a space station so there being tunnels and chambers under the world’s surface just made sense and the idea of everyone living on the outside of the ball sounded stupid
Everyone tries to go back in a time to find freedom in a simple, low-tech life but instead end up enslaved and forced to breed (many such cases)
there are techno-fairies
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the-briny-bulletin · 11 months
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Cryptid fish that has only been seen once and never again that may or may not exist but well never know my beloved
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creature-wizard · 9 months
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Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?
There is an ancient global conspiracy plotting to create a one world government.
The one world government will be headed by a single leader.
The conspiracy intends to make everyone follow a religion it created.
The conspiracy is trying to destroy all true religion/spirituality.
The conspiracy deliberately stirs up conflict and starts wars.
The conspiracy deliberately does whatever it can to confuse, exhaust, and demoralize the people.
The conspiracy creates and/or manipulates art and entertainment to control and brainwash the masses.
The conspiracy uses mind-altering substances to manipulate and control people.
Liberal politics (EG, religious tolerance, equality) are part of the conspiracy.
Communism and collectivism are part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates the economy to our detriment.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the gold standard.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the free market.
The conspiracy intends to tax the rich, which is bad because taxes are just legal theft.
Teaching people about the mistakes and atrocities committed by governments is part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy creates new religions and spiritual movements to further their agendas.
All secret societies (EG, Freemasonry) are part of the conspiracy.
Presidents are manipulated puppets of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates anyone with a high political position.
The conspiracy grooms world leaders.
Agents of the conspiracy are planted everywhere, in all levels of society.
The conspiracy kills anyone who might expose their plans in ways that no one would suspect are actually murder.
The conspiracy follows/uses the Kabbalah.
Literally all of these were claimed in The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, an antisemitic hoax used by the Okhrana to justify violence against Russian Jews. It was used by Nazi Germany to justify the Holocaust, and today it still serves as the blueprint for most conspiracy theories - even if modern conspiracy theorists try to hide it, downplay it, or rationalize it with another, equally absurd conspiracy theory.
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oasisr · 5 months
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yes i am a prude, and hypersexuality is ruining friendships, relationships and society as a whole.
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It's the domicilegate
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one-time-i-dreamt · 12 days
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I lived in a narrowly pre-apocalyptic America that existed in a state of Cold War-type political tension, and Roman Catholic nuns were held in general suspicion of involvement with Soviet conspiracies.
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nocternalrandomness · 17 days
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notwhatiam · 1 year
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With this amazing gift from @missroserose, plus the Shakespeare magnet poetry set I already had, I can finally achieve my goal of writing conspiracy theories in iambic pentameter.
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thatmezuzaluvr · 2 months
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Goyim, take a few minutes and watch this video.
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I think the real, worrying, on-going problem with Unity is the fact that the investors and CEO no longer have incentive to keep the company alive.
They all sold massive amounts of stock before making the change. They knew this would kill Unity. They don’t care. In fact, they’re doing it on purpose. They sold their stock high, gave the company its death knell and now they’re just waiting for some trickle of extra revenue to be brought in by game developers when the change goes into affect, and once developers and gaming corporations start switching away from Unity, they’ll fold the company, not care, and be richer because if it.
Unity is dying on purpose, and there isn’t anything that can be done.
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lucidpast · 6 months
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Secret meetings of the pug Illuminati.
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fell for the oldest trick in the book
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1. Post about vague Headline
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2. What's actually going on
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3. People out of touch with reality jumping to conclusions (what did I expect in a Joe Oregano comment section)
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Do they hear themselves talk?!
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creature-wizard · 8 months
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Priority time, folks: TikTok witches being kinda shallow with their craft is a threat to no one. TikTok witches spreading recycled Satanic Panic/NWO conspiracy theories is a threat to everyone.
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Ever notice how the same people who claim the sun exists will also tell you never to look directly at it? Wake up America*
*The sun does of course exist for other nations. Only the United States of America lacks one, as per the intent of the founding fathers.
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coolthingsguyslike · 7 months
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