some Haunted Mansion designs oooo spooky oooo!!!!!!!
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Did a redraw of an old piece I did roughly a year ago, Annabel as Constance Hatchaway
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The new Haunted Mansion Behind the Scenes video has a side by side between Constance and the Movie's Bride. I LOVE this redesign with all the flowers. Looks like Winona Ryder isn't Connie, but I think she looks fantastic.
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Dear father…
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“Dear, sweet Constance. Poor child! Poor, poor child. Did you know that her mother supposedly killed her father in a fit of rage? Found an axe and took his head off in a single swipe. It’s supposedly still in the house somewhere, just bones and a wandering spirit. Mon dieu! How tragic. How horrible!”
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I like to think Constance taking the heads of her husbands is a learned habit. It was, after all, what mother did to father when he threatened to leave them.
‘When a man threatens to turn tail, or has eyes for a younger broad, take his head so he’s yours forever. Don’t let that dog run, Constance. Best to put him down swiftly.”
At least…that’s what Dame Peatcleaver used to tell her young daughter when she allowed her to hold father’s beheaded skull, a hatchet still in his head.
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Muppets haunted mansion
So this came out last year and I never got around to watching it before the new movie came out, and if you haven’t seen it… do. Some of it lags but there was a lot of honest to god gut busters packed in this cute tribute/parody. It does a great job with some of its references and jokes and it’s really in the spirit ( ahaha) of both the ride and the Muppets. Here’s some of my highlights
“Please, oh, please, let them rest in peace. For once they start, they never cease” whole song is great but this line took me out
“Ah, you speak Spanish?” “ no”
“Sorry, he’s new” “I’m new”
“I hoped We’d get a bigger cameo, beaky” “meep x4” “budget”
“Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat, you must look for a door with a glowing Exat” the sign literally said exat and I think I started crying
Leota sneezing in the ball.
THE DOOMBUGGY BREAKS DOWN MID SONG
“Oh me? I croaked”
Constance and her husbands, also how they’re all sort of still into her despite her killing them. Girl has one hobby and that is murder. You know what? Slay
Their use of “dancing in the moonlight” is similar to the new movies use of “superstition” where it’s absolutely perfect.
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The Haunted Mansion ghosts in both their mortal and spectral forms.
Part I
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Killer Queen
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I refuse the statement that Constance has to be outwardly spooky in order to be ‘sinister enough’ for the Haunted Mansion. No. No, no. She’s a very pretty, charming, elegant woman. She caught the eye of five rich men with barely any effort at all. She’s not going to pull an axe on them the first night. She held them down until marriage.
Pretty girls can be killer queens.
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The cast member playing her at the HM premiere is EVERYTHING. She has me in a chokehold and is a perfect Constance 🥰🪓 I’d give her my head any day of the week.
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