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happy4562 · 2 months
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Constipated in the Men’s Room (fiction)
Gary arrived to the office at his normal time of 7:45am. He preferred to arrive a bit early so he could hit the men’s room to start his day off. Even though he was in his 50s now, he was still able to enjoy a healthy shit. Most days he had no issue taking his shit but he’d been constipated the past three days. He grabbed his newspaper and headed off. When he swung the door open, the bright lights flashed on, indicating that he’d have some privacy. Gary was never shy about going but he knew this shit would take some work so he hoped to be alone.
He chose the last of three stalls and slowly closed the door. He hung his suit coat up and slowly unbuckled his belt. He let his black pants fall to his ankles and he mounted the bowl. Within seconds of sitting down, his cock began gushing a long and loud piss into the water.
“Ahhhhhhh”, Gary moaned in relief.
He pulled out his newspaper and flipped to the sports section. A tiny but loud fart escaped his cheeks. Gary began to grunt a bit, “aughhhhh”. A few small pebbles of shit plonked into the bowl. He could feel a massive shit right near the exit but knew he needed to really work if he wanted to get it out. Just then, the door swung open and Gary heard the familiar click of dress shoes on the floor. Someone quickly took the first stall. Gary bent down and immediately recognized the shoes as those of Nick, the young buck of the office.
Nick dropped trou and collapsed onto the toilet with seconds to spare. An avalanche of shit blew out him in loud fashion. Nick sighed in immense relief. Gary could barely sit there since the stench was so bad. Nick courtesy flushed but the damage had been done. Trying again to focus on his own shit, Gary began massaging his stomach and grunting again, “oooooh”.
“Sounds rough over there”, Nick said.
“Yeah….didn’t sound too rough for you”, Gary replied.
“I’d been holding this shit in for 45 minutes on the train but goddam if I don’t feel amazing now”, Nick said laughing.
Gary went back to grunting, trying to keep his noises down to a minimum but it was no use. He had to bear down much harder which meant even louder grunting. “Hmmmph”, Gary moaned in a much deeper and louder tone.
“There you go pal, let it out”, Nick responded.
Gary ignored him and felt his shit getting close. “Argggh”, he said this time as a slow crackle began to emanate from his cheeks. He was out of breath and sweating by this point. Gary have another hard push and a log splashed loudly into the bowl below him.
“Wheeeeeew”, Gary sighed in sweet relief. He looked between his legs and saw a monster log in the bowl. He couldn’t believe how big it was and hoped the toilet could handle it when he flushed. He only needed a single wipe. He flushed but the log didn’t break up. Gary’s face went red and he quickly exited the stall while leaving the log for the next guy to worry about. As he washed his hands, he heard Nick let out another wave of loose shit. He raced to the exit before the smell hit him again.
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yrsogross · 1 year
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soooo today my stomach decided to turn into satan. i had to run to the bathroom so many times at work today to push out just load after load of waste. the cramps were so fucking bad. between each wave of shit there were sooooo many wet, sloppy farts too. they were so loud (and so was my grunting and moaning) i’m sure someone heard me outside the bathroom. worst part is that i’m still constipated, because even with tons of soft ropes pouring out of me there’s still a huge, dense log that’s ready to come out. no matter how hard i pushed it barely poked its head out, it was so big that i had to walk around with my hole still stretched around it because it wouldn’t go back in (or out).
anyway, gonna go jerk off while i rub my achy tummy now :( <3
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melodymorningdew · 26 days
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⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ mentions of bowel movements.
✨🎶I finally shaaaaaaaat🎶✨
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stabby-apologist · 3 months
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God, if you let me, I won't ever complain about diarrhea. Just let me poo 💩
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ohnomytummy · 2 years
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If you can’t tell I’ve been feeling equal parts bloated, burpy, and fuckable 🫣😘
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mahweeesstuff · 2 months
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something nefarious is happening in my digestive track rn
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therealredninja · 6 months
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why is void constipated in your pfp
yes
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reginageorge666 · 7 months
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kinda wanna take a shit rn but like. i always feel like taking a shit but it never happens
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hammy-fan · 7 months
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im becoming an elderly person
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torse · 1 year
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melodymorningdew · 2 months
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FINALLY!!
(Iykyk)
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gloryaeternus · 2 years
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My OC
Name : Kaal
Class : Swordmaster
Character: claim, quiet, introverted , lonely, not in contact with anyone.
Weak point : digestive system
Strong point: play guitar, cooking.
Information: A swordsman living alone on a snowy mountain. His health is very weak. His digestive system is not good, he suffers from stomach cramps every day, is severely constipated because his colon is severely damaged due to poisoning when he was a child. He often has to use enema , laxative and pain relievers every day. He doesn't want to show his weakness. Kaal is the eldest brother in the clan of Farlast kingdom. Born with a poor digestive system, in addition to being poisoned, although he did not lose his life, he always had to endure the remnants of the poison caused. His father and the whole family, wanting to protect the honor and not accepting Kaal's weakness, sent someone to take him to the cold wilderness, with little medicine and the only weapon was a sword. Kaal has a high will to survive, so he has survived until now. With a little knowledge learned in books while at the palace, he used the herbs around his place to make medicine, as well as picking wild fruits, fish, and shrimp to survive.
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theonlyladyt · 3 months
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The No.1 Poo & Gut Scientist: If Your Poo Looks Like This Go To A Doctor...
Hello lovelies this was a very interesting podcast with someone I’ve followed for a while now. His information has helped me with gastrointestinal issues. Mr V has healed his leaky gut through the information Dr Will Bulsiewicz has given via interviews such as these. (it’s time stamped in chapters for anyone who want to skip to parts relevant to themselves) it’s a long interview but I was happy…
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