Babysitter.
Jess: ... should i put this baby in my mouth? she moves around a lot. and she'd be safe in there...
Lena: *climbing circles around his hand like a snake
Jess: yeah it's probably fine.
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Mikey: Thanks for watching Lena for a minute so I could sleep, Jess. She's way more active than we were expecting. Oh. You don't have her. Did she finally conk out?
Jess: Yesh. (Yes.)
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Ok idk if anyone here listens to The Bright Sessions but S5E3 kinda got to me. Not a lot. But a little. The loneliness specifically. And the bit about wanting to be in love but never having been so.
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what's your humble opinion on that chainsaw guy teehee
Who, now?
Oh, you must be referring to Mr. Revvington.
That guy.
I can't say we've crossed paths often, though I do suppose I see him at the occasional managerial meeting..?
Between you and I, though, I believe that Suit needs to sort himself out and learn to manage his time better. He's going to give Mx. Esta a run for her money at this rate with how torpid and rude he can be. It's like he doesn't even get any rest...
Not to mention, I've heard word that he's gotten special treatment from the higher ups?! Hmph. I would expect a studious and assiduous Cog like myself to be treated with such high regard... seems as if our bosses can't help but play favorites, huh.
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@mixedxbrew (Cavendish) cont. from here.
Oh, these light, feline orbits never fail to betray her intentions, ever. A quick, abrupt startle as the blonde begins to call out her staring. What could she possibly do anyway? Minks tend to slip into their primal urges every once in a while. The fluff looks very inviting, in her defense.
❝ Truly, very beautiful... May I...? ❞ tenderly, Linn's fingers reach up to the soft bundle of fuzz, featherlike in its appearance. The texture tickles the pink paw pads on the doctor's fingertips. A satisfied purr vibrates in Linn's throat as she strokes gently over his hat, losing herself a bit in that distraction.
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I keep seeing this screenshot of Chip's blog interview highlighting the stuff he said about toons being vermin as if almost every single cog isn't like that
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The only things I ask are 1. Please put me on the taglist for the next smau IMMEDIATELY and 2. I think I should get special privilege as a consultant for the smau /hj (if the one I'm talking about is the one you're planning on doing next, bc if not then I pass the privilege to lina)
did you think you had an option on being my consultant.
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Heeeeere you go. Jack's awake, so there's coffee and Spanish and the sentence "Didn’t your mother teach you it’s rude to Google people without their permission?"
Special thanks to @greatatuintheworldturtle for their help on swearing in Mexican Spanish.
Also, fun fact: my mother once heard me calling someone a "pendejo," and she absolutely would have washed my mouth out with soap if she hadn't been driving at the time. She DID demand to know where I'd learned the word, and the answer (big brother refereed soccer games for extra money and taught me the fun vocabulary for shits and giggles) did not please her.
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