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[shoku-and-awe]

Cool weather is here, and so is sukiyaki lunch set! Yum.

#sukiyakai #lunch #teishoku #winter in japan #contains meat

[altercooking]

Instant Smoked Ham

The flavor of smoke always takes me back to my gnoll life, but like any big ol' hunk of meat, it's appropriate for a variety of therianthropic diets, too!

These types of ham shank roasts are usually sold pre-smoked and cooked, at least in America, which makes them a very forgiving roast, especially if you're not comfortable with raw meat. This one is flavored with maple syrup, pineapple, and smoked paprika -- three flavors that may not sound delicious together, but they're amazing together. Cooking it in an electronic pressure cooker helps keep it moist.

Because I can only buy and eat so much ham, I've only tested this for an approximately 6lb non-spiral-cut bone-in ham. A larger ham probably won't fit in an electronic pressure cooker, and may be undercooked; a smaller ham may overcook. Don't substitute the canned pineapple for fresh, as it contains more of the enzyme that softens meat. However, you can substitute it for crushed or chunk canned pineapple in juice instead.

For the sweet gravy, I used Clear-Jel. Often used for canning, this starch is more consistent across temperatures and whisks in more evenly. If you're using the instant-type, you can even skip making the slurry and add it directly. However, corn starch works too.

Ingredients for ham roast

1 non-spiral-cut, bone-in ham, approximately 6 lb

1/2 cup maple syrup

2 20-oz cans pineapple tidbits in juice. Cans in syrup will not work.

2 tbsp smoked paprika

Ingredients to make sweet ham gravy (optional)

5 tbsp Clear-Jel/Sure-Jel, or corn starch

1/4 cup cold water

Special equipment

6 or 8 qt multifunction electronic pressure cooker, such as an Instant Pot

Silicone trivet for Instant Pot

Serves: 6

Directions:

Set pressure cooker to Saute mode and allow it to heat.

Once the pressure cooker has come to heat, sear the ham on each side for about a minute each.

Remove ham from pot. Add canned pineapple, then place the trivet in the pot.

Pat the ham with smoked paprika, then place it on top of the trivet and pour the maple syrup on top.

Pressure cook on high for 17 minutes.

Allow natural pressure release for at least 25 minutes. Longer won't hurt, if you have other things to do in the meantime.

Remove ham.

If making gravy, whisk together clearjel/corn starch and cold water to make a slurry. Clearjel makes a thicker, gooey, clear slurry - this is normal.

Set pressure cooker to Saute again. Add slurry to ham drippings and pineapple, and allow to heat, stirring occasionally, until thickened. The large quantity of pineapple juice leads to a very thick, sweet gravy, good on biscuits.

#alterhuman #nonhuman #recipes #cooking #source: gnoll life #contains meat

[balloonboyismyson]

PLEASE IGNORE THAT FREDDY SHOULD BE THE MER I JUST LIKE DEEP SEA DIVING SUITS

#Glamrock Freddy #Gregory SB #Security Breach #FNaF #Five Nights at Freddy's #FNaF SB #MyArt #//Do jellyfish contain meat........................................

[thethirdstageofdeath]

We see Hannibal feed Will soup, but I firmly believe that he would never eat it himself, even if he was the one who made it. The sort of trauma he faced when he was a child doesn't go away, and we have already seen that his trauma does, in fact, affect the way he eats. But that also begs consideration to the thought of what Hannibal was thinking when he served Will that chicken soup.

#also the fact that the soup contained no human meat speaks LOUD #I'm going crazy over this #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #rigor rants

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is getting so fucking tired of people using the fact that there's a queer romance in something as a reason you should watch it. like haven't allos had enough of romance? queer or otherwise? I'm not saying queer representation is bad, of course, I'm just fed up with asking what a book is about and in response all I get is "oh it has queer people in it" cool! what is it about? having queer representation is not the be all end all of media can we please have ONE thing without romance in it. please.

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#electroniccollectiondonut #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #yeah... it's like. this is a bad metaphor but it's all i got right now: #i'm vegetarian. it's not uncommon that if an event is hosted 'with food' that every single main dish contains a fair amount of meat #and most of the side dishes too #maybe the salad has chicken. the soup is a meat broth soup. the main course is steak. i literally cannot tell you how often this happens. #and if you're lucky there's like... bread rolls and butter. sometimes there's the Cheap Salad that's just tossed lettuce #and i promise you from experience: if i ask beforehand i am always told there will be something for me to eat #but like. believe it or not 1) that's not filling 2) it's usually the two poorest quality items on the line 3) i prefer salads as SIDES #i see similar stuff on the occasion i'm told there's any sort of 'rep' for aro folks #it's like... okay but the vast majority of the media is still very romance focused and the elements that aren't are usually... hm #not comparably interesting in how they're executed? #or it's like. kids media. which can be good - but i'd like to be allowed to have content that can be both for an adult audience #and NOT romance

[isaacsapphire]

Something that strikes me as I'm planning on hosting some visiting relatives (BTW if I have any New Zealand followers can you please reblog or comment with details about what type of tea is considered standard or a little better than average in New Zealand?) is how much comfort and joy I've given vegetarian and vegan travelers in the past by just serving them some good tasty normal calorie levels vegetarian/vegan food, as unfortunately that can be hard to come by as a traveler in the US and so several of the people I've hosted were obviously running a calorie deficit because they were struggling to find enough food suitable to their diet.

And, I am not vegetarian! I'm low-key ideologically Not vegetarian! But I also believe that 1. It's immoral to intentionally trick someone else into violating their own morals even if you don't share them and 2. Hospitality means serving people good food that they like and can eat.

I've gotten a lot of shocked responses from people in the past when I would say something like, "This recipe can be made vegetarian/vegan if you swap the meat broth with vegetable broth/swap the cheese for vegan cheese or omit it" and then they'd assume that I must be vegetarian/vegan myself, and not understand why I would care about tracking which recipes could be vegetarian or consider it a valuable thing. Other people have dietary restrictions and sometimes I want to make them something nice to eat! It's shitty hosting to invite someone to Thanksgiving and then have like two things out of twenty they can eat, you know?

#food #original post #vegetarian #vegan #hospitality #cooking #also meat is expensive and I don't always have a lot of money #good rice and beans dishes have multiple utilities #politeness #the same principle applies to other dietary restrictions #I've ordered a lot of pizza for groups containing jews or muslims #guess what #my standard group pizza order is pork free

[sexynetra]

I was gonna write fic today but then a creepy man called my work so here’s my favorite drag race tweets I found today while disassociating at work <3

#today was bad but these tweets are good :) #there’s also some fun xunami ones but they don’t make sense out of context and I wanted to keep the screenshots self contained #anyways I am returning to twitter I will pop back up if there are any more grade A bangers #twitter #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #drag race twitter #tweets #drag race tweets #Amanda Tori meating #shea coulee #mirage amuro #xunami muse #up until dawn #Dawn #loosey laduca

[askblueandviolet]

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #blue and violet #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #A part of me thinks that Macaque will proceed to try and eat poor froggo because froggo is in the bamboo steamer #I honestly have no idea if the Mayor would even try to stop Macaque #anyways BWAHAHAH sorry for that #don't worry the frog will not be eaten #also we have some new dishes on the table! #on the white plate there is Cheung Fun which is a rice noodle roll with meat inside it #the new bamboo steamer contains Ham Sui Gok which is a (glutinous) rice dumpling- very chewy! #drawing all of this food is really fun actually

[mosaiclobster]

I cooked a balanced nutritious meal instead of getting an impossible whopper for dinner, ty senshi from dungeon meshi

#dungeon meshi #did it contain impossible meat? #yes it did #bc life is about compromise

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Lunch meat companies really made the smartest business decision for keeping customer loyalty with their packaging. It doesn’t matter which brand is slightly cheaper than the others because if I want my Tupperware cabinet to not be a clutter I have to buy the same brand I always do

#I mean I could also buy the stuff in bags. but I love getting a free container with the meat #maybe this is a me problem tho idk

[shoku-and-awe]

Carrot salad and Guinness stew at an Irish pub! Both were nice, but have you ever had potato sticks in carrot salad? It is absurdly good! Possibly life-changing.

#recipes to try #carrots #potato sticks #contains meat #contains alcohol

[hellenhighwater]

My favorite local mexican joint is closed for renovations, so I am making do. Also I need to find ways to use all this cilantro I'm growing. I used canned refried beans because it's a tuesday night and I refuse to exert myself, and because I am out of sour cream to thicken them with I stuck a big spoonful of the dill-ranch cucumber spread (which is what I used up the sour cream making) and tbh it's...super good??? I did not expect that to actually pan out.

Also no one is allowed to judge me for the number of limes. I love limes. I will literally squeeze a lime onto a taco and then eat it like I'm taking shots, with bites of lime between bites of taco. I will eat limes whole with little to no provocation.

#lime peels arent great so i wouldn't really recommend that tho #the beans are in a jar because I tend to put things directly into the container I will store them in #this is a one pan meal because I cook the meat with the onions peppers garlic and tomatoes in a pan #then dump that into some pyrex that it'll be stored in #and then cook the beans in the same pan #and dump that into a jar to store it #i cleaned out the bean residue from the pan with a shell and that was a delicious crunchy snack #and then brown the shells in the same pan #because i HATE dishes

[rhysintherain]

Watching Alone really drives home the low success rates of a single human hunter and makes you appreciate the value of food that can't run away.

It's also a really good example of how hunter gatherer subsistence works.

If you leave 10 humans in the environment with limited resources and no contact or rescue party, 9 of them will be dead in 90 days.all of them will be dead in a little over 100 days.

Even with 2 people, starvation tends to set in after a couple months.

And yeah, people from hunter gatherer cultures they'd probably be better at this than a bunch of Americans who do it as a side hustle, but there's only so much one person can do in one day. It's almost never enough.

It's too much for one human to collect enough berries to have vitamin c through the winter. It's too much for one human to hunt and process enough big game regularly to feed themselves. it's too much for one human to build an insulated home and then monitor their heat source to keep that home from catching fire.

It's too much to make and use sharp tools without injuring yourself, and it's too much to try and do all the work hurt if you do. It's too much to go out and find more food when your inability to find safe food made you sick.

On the other hand, if you put 10 people out in the environment together with limited resources and occasional contact with other small groups, you'd have a community that could last indefinitely.

For all that we glorify stories of the lone individual against the environment, it very much isn't how we evolved to survive.

#wilderness survival #or not #humans being humans #i don't think most people realise how little there is in the way of reasources in contained areas #like sure i can make stone and bone tools if i need to #but ive found like 1 handful of toolstone in the wild in the last 2 years and i have a truck to drive to the rocks #i order my toolstone from places like texas #and the wild thing is so did precontact people in this area #(not texas exactly but places that took longer to get to them than texas does to me) #because it's really unlikely that a piece of land that can be used by a single person will have enough tool materials to keep you going #alone we fall apart #but with neighbors who have rocks and siblings who build houses and pots and wolves that bring home hares because they like meat cooked #we might just be okay

[6-2-aestheticsofhate]

A full grown James can demolish an entire rotisserie chicken in a matter of minutes

#sorry i was. taking the meat out to freeze it and when i took most of it out i just started going at the remains #just straight up eating the remnants out of the container w a fork #and now i have frozen chicken for stuff i wanna make and i got to go feral as a treat

[ttrpgsmoved]

the fucking commision post breached 10k whats happening to me.

#nullsense #why have so many of my posts lately breached containment. omg. #im so funny and my meat is huge . apparently

[mishkakagehishka]

Well anyway. I'm gonna go prep and cook chicken for the first time in my life so everyone please say a quick prayer for me so i don't get salmonella

#i'm european so the meat is safer than in the states but undercooking it is still dangerous #and also trying to figure out how to best keep from contaminating. i guess i could keep the trash open and water running before i prep the #chicken so i can easily throw away the container and wash my hands without touching anything