anyone else find that line about "standard industry practices" hilarious
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My very specific headcanon that these five characters have a group chat called The Girls and Klavier has always wanted to be in it so badly but they won't let him be one of the girls
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The anime said yuri next week and the farcille artists came out to PLAY
Like why am I getting whole ass renaissance pieces for my yuri???? Thank you??? So much??
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Dr Habit and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Flower Brat
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Please reblog for a bigger sample size!
If you have any fun fact about Italy, please tell us and I'll reblog it!
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ignore how shitty this is. you get the idea
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Obi-Wan: your need space-therapy!!
Cody: YOU NEED IT MORE.
Obi-Wan: you shot me off a cliff anf thought i was dead because of you!
Cody: YOUR BROTHER TRIED TO KILL YOU
Obi: Yeah, but-
Cody: and all your jedi friends died
Obi: yes, well-
Cody: you have no room to talk.
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self-proclaimed radical leftists: in the communist utopia that exists only in my head, everyone will work, by which i mean a full-time job in the post-industrial revolution sense. this is because work is obviously the only way one can contribute to society, and everyone who doesn't work is a parasite that will be eradicated in my Communist Utopia™. i don't even care about the products or purpose of people's labour because, as everyone knows, employment equals morality and so having a job is inherently virtuous and not having a job makes you a lazy leech who doesn't deserve to live. trust me, this is a very communist idea. i'm practically an expert because i read 1.5 tweets about marx.
what? omg why are you making this about disability, i was obviously talking about normal people 🙄 if you're disabled, you have an excuse to be a useless waste of resources who can't contribute anything 😊 in my ✨ Communist Utopia ✨, you don't have to work if you're not able to. don't worry, we'll have rigorous and dehumanising tests to determine if you're disabled enough or if you're just a lazy faker! this process is infallible and has no drawbacks whatsoever for disabled people. have you considered that maybe you're the real ableist for criticising me? 🤔 anyway, have i mentioned how much i love employment and also the taste of boot leather
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Pearl: I miss my wife Steven... I miss her alot... Bye.
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This must have been done a thousand times over, but I haven't seen one yet so here it is.
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i think the fact that jaiden's game keeps glitching and allowing her to see the egg players' skins should be fanonized like, she has a sixth sense or something i think thatd be cool
she can see b e y o n d the veil of reality but she's just like "huh, weird" and carries on like nothing happened
EDIT: if you make something with this idea legally you have to tell me
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