my character: *doing literally anything*
astarion in the background:
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Hey, @puppy-at-best remember the Inuyasha AU we cooked up?
I wanted to give my own lil twist by having the tree just straight up whisking her away to another world instead of time traveling. Totally not because I'm too lazy to make it historically accurate 👀 And instead of a well, the portal is that tiny little pond that surrounds the tree
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Eddie posts a Tiktok, talking about how Steve isn’t a big texter - he’s something worse, a caller - but when he does text Eddie, half the time it’s incomprehensible. The background of the video is a screenshot of a text conversation that starts with Steve sending Eddie a mermaid emoji. Eddie responds like, what does that mean???
Eddie gestures to where he blacked out the picture Steve sent him, “This is a picture of him in the bath. He wanted me to join him. How was I supposed to get that from a mermaid??”
Dustin stitches the video with a screenshot of a conversation he and Steve had a few weeks ago. Steve sent him a picture of a lizard one of his students found and asked, “Who is this?”
Dustin says in text and in the video that it’s ridiculous that Steve just assumes he knows the names of all the types of lizards out there. It’s also annoying because *Dustin moves to reveal the part of the conversation where he tells Steve that it’s an Eastern Fence Lizard* “I did actually know what kind of lizard it was.”
Dustin ignores the part of the conversation where Steve asks if it’d eat a cat.
Robin wordlessly stitches a screenshot of Steve asking, “What does it mean if a student called me based? Is that good?”
Mike stitches Eddie’s original video with a screenshot of his last text conversation with Steve where Steve says that he can’t do movie night. He’s having a Michael. Mike responded to this unprovoked attack like, “…Did you serious name your migraine after me?”
Will stitches his video and tells them to stop. Steve doesn’t have Tiktok and can’t defend himself. Meanwhile, his background is a screenshot of a text where Steve sent him one of those ‘I’m in your walls’ memes and says “You in 83. Lol.” He sends another text five minutes after saying, “Sorry if you’re still sensitive about that.”
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uu: HELLO.
uu: I WOuLD LIKE A COMMISSION.
uu: I WILL NOT BE PAYING YOu AS I AM MERELY A MINOR (11).
TT: Erm... what the fuck?
TT: No flipping way. Not cool.
uu: YOu WILL BE BOILED.
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bro. no homo, but what i feel and think about you is different from all of my other friends and our hometown is just not the same when you’re gone. no homo tho.
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This twitter conversation between Desperado and Hiromu is from 2018. This was right before that year's BOSJ, which was the first BOSJ they were in together, and what would (technically speaking) be their first singles match.
Desperado deleted this twitter account in 2019 so his side of this conversation doesn't exist any more. Also, Desperado is drunk-tweeting so his tweets have some typos, which I've reproduced in the English translation.
"Well,
Well well
The thing is
I’m kinda drunk
But
I’d say the same thing drunk or sober
I absolutely do not want to lose to Takahashi Hiromu, and to him alone
And so, I won’t lose to him
I did an official interview with New Japan the other day and said this, but I’ll say it again
Hiromu
Because it’s you, I know you’ll see this
This is a declaration of war
I will not lose to you and only you"
"Porque? "
"porque si
estoy luchar en njpw
Why?
Because I have no choice.
I’m fighting in the world’s best Jr. Heavy division.
IWGP Jr.
Right now it’s Ospreay,
And the challenger is KUSHIDA.
I won’t make any more mistakes.
Next is youu and me.
At full power.
I won’t losee, to you and only yuo.
And tomorrow’s a 10 man tag but,
I don’t care who beats the hell outta me
As long as it isn’t you"
"Ok!"
"Is that so
Understood
i’ll tenderly make love to you
Only you can kill me,
And only I can kill you
I’m gonna kill you
I’ll kill you"
"Let's live!"
"You look like thatt guy who sprinklles salt"
[note from me: I'm like 90% sure he means Salt Bae]
"Goodnight"
"Sleep if you want
I'm gonna drink a little more"
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I like to imagine this is how their text conversations started out like... emoticons are a recent development
• Click for better quality (29/09/2023)
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