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PLL series finale reaction post

I love how they gave Lucy/Aria’s ugly-cry a shout-out X’D

Ezria remains cringey.

Momma Emily <3

Pam and Ali in a secret meeting? Eh?

Melissa’s back again and wants the barn. Again. 

Turns out, Toby pulled a Forrest Gump...

If that little shit (i.e Addison?) has anything to do with the reveal I will throw the most epic of shit fits. 

There’s an A-wannabe on the loose harassing the new kids at school. 

JENNA KNOWS ADDISON? HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THIS FUCKING NOBODY? 

Jenna’s a teacher too? Wow #creativewriting

A life-skills teacher nonetheless.

HANNA’S RED FLARE-SLEEVE DRESS IS AMAZING.

AW MONA <3 :’(

...and Hanna really does have a heart of gold <3

Tell Mary what?!

Mona’s disappeared. I bet she’s dead.

Hanna and Caleb... yikes.

LOL MELISSA IN A HOODIE.

At least Hanna is finally showing some legit remorse over pushing Mona into playing the game.

Emison not being subtle about wanting to get it on X’D!

BOLD MOVE SPENCER. GET THAT TOBY PEEN GIRL!

Or not.

I really DGAF about Ezria’s cookie-cutter vanilla sex. 

The nod to Ezria’s first time exceeded mythe cheese-limit allocated for all remaining Ezria scenes combined.

OMG Haleb are trying for a baby?

Aria y u cry?

YES FINALLY! YOU SEE IT! YOU CAN’T MARRY EZRA!

OMG MELISSA WAS ACTUALLY MONA IN A MASK. 

So what is it with Ezra no longer being Aria-marriage-material? 

Well Mona definitely isn’t AD since she’s speaking to them on the phone (presumably anyway).

Oh. Poor Aria :( Now I definitely wish it was her finally seeing Erza for the creep he really is.

Mary Drake in shackles makes me very sad.

Hanna, I get you’re nice but taking Mona to Aria’s wedding rehearsal dinner is not on.

Mr Montgomery, I would have punched Ezra’s lights out. Fuck you giving him your blessing.

I still want a PLL spin-off with the mums. Just drinking wine.

THIS IS WHY I SOMETIMES LOVE THIS SHOW. THEY’RE FINALLY ADDRESSING HOW THE MUMS GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT!

NOPE. LOL MARLENE U TROLL. 

NO1CURR ABOUT ADDISON.

LITERALLY NO ONE.

See; I told you. The PLL mums are a riot. 

Wow Ezra. Way to be an asshole about your almost-wife being infertile

Also, fuck you for judging her for not telling you immediately because she wanted a second opinion. 

Or a third. 

Did it occur to you she may have been having a really hard time accepting that?

YES. TELL HIM TO STOP MAKING IT ABOUT HIMSELF ARIA. 

So, he apologises for being an asshole but then goes all passive aggressive?

Ezra, die. 

Please. 

Make these seven years worth my time and fucking die. 

Ali is proposing to Emily. As problematic as this shit is I fucking love it <3

Pug shirt and all.

My heart is dead.

If I weren’t so BPD I’d be able to cry right now.

Oh well.

Next!

How much damage can Mona do in one night? Oh Caleb, you naive fuck.

“Wanna make a baby?” *Haleb invokes Ezria cringe*

I know that at this point there’s no time for Twincer but god, the Spencer-seducing Toby sounds nothing like Spencer.

More boring vanilla sex.

Troian’s an amazing actress but can’t do a convincing sex scene to save her life. 

Is this banger not what Mona was playing on the piano the first time Toby was revealed to be A?

Oh sweet lord. Them throwback vibes. 

WOAH! MONA JUST FUCKED SPENCER UP!

Why did PLL suddenly turn into ‘The Cube’?

TWINCER IS REAL?! 

OMG.

CANNOT COMPUTE.

CANNOT BELIEVE.

MASSIVE RESPECT TO ALL TWINCER THEORISTS.

SO EXCITED OMFG.

Mary Drake?! Whut?!

Yepp. Drake escaped from jail.

...and just shot up Spencer with some tranquilizer.

Oh Spence. WTF. :’( [Started glitching the fuck out at this point and had to stop the show at the 44.01 mark. So I decided to go buy my cat some meds and food while I mellow the fuck out]

What’s with Ali’s really bad wig? 

It is a wig, right?

Spencer is on a hospital trolley hooked up to a blood pressure/heart monitor  while in shackles. Okay.

Twincer speaks with a non-American accent. 

“British”..

Maybe she’s related to Wren? 

Who even fucking knows anymore?

Troian can’t do much of a British accent. 

Twincer is Alex. Alex Drake.

Wren rans into Twincer (she’ll always be Twincer) randomly, in a pub in England. Okay.

GOOD QUESTION SPENCE. IS WREN A PART OF THIS?

So Twincer pulled this whole stunt because she ‘never felt so close to someone’ i.e. Spencer, who she learned about through Wren. 

And when Charlotte died she needed closure so she pulled this whole stunt.

Spencer who visited Hanna in the barn was Twincer.

Twincer has successfully been impersonating Spencer.

Spence said it right: like mother like daughter.

Troian’s British accent remains painful.

So this is AD? Twincer is AD?

Oh god. 

This is so shitty. 

Twincer shows up out of nowhere and wants to fuck over Spencer for being the luckier one in the luck of the draw.

After avenging Charlotte.

Twincer I know life’s been well ‘ard and all but no1curr.

Twincer wanted Wren to shoot her. So she could impersonate Spencer successfully. Okay.

Twincer didn’t want to be Alex anymore. She wanted to be Spencer. With Wren. That was the plan.

But he always thought of her as Alex.

And now he’s dead.

WREN IS DEAD. HE HANGS AS A DIAMOND FROM TWINCER’S NECKLACE. [insert mini-break here]

The girls look adorable in their bridesmaid dresses. 

Aria’s wedding dress isn’t my kind of thing but it’s PERFECT for Aria. 

Twincer tells one of Emison’s twins that she has ‘daddy eyes’. 

WHO’S THE DADDY?!

IT’S FUCKING WREN.

WREN IS EMISON’S TWINS’ DAD. 

Twincer’s the new dollhouse master. 

And AD.

Mary and Spencer are her captives.

But earlier Mary stabbed Spencer with a syringe.

So yeah?

Ugh.

This is so messy.

And bad.

Mary technically sold Twincer to get her ass out of Radley (hospital).

Twincer has been out on her ass since she was ten.

Mary and Spence are hugging. IDGI.

And now Mary’s locked Spencer back in ‘The Cube’. 

‘The Cube’ is giving me shower-incident and freezer-room throwbacks.

SPENCER YOU GENIUS; YOU SIPHONED MARY’S BOBBY PIN! YOUR ESCAPE IS NOW GUARANTEED!

Did Ezra just do a runner?

Or did someone else send that “I’m not coming for our wedding” text to Aria?

WORK THAT BOBBY PIN SPENCE!

EZRA IS IN ‘THE CUBE’ NEXT TO SPENCER’S. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Oh, yeah. Twincer attacked him after that scene they had together at the Radley (hotel). 

And brought him to ‘The Cube’ next to Spencer’s.

After he almost figured out she was not Spencer.

Poor Aria. I hate that she’s so heartbroken. Even if it’s over Ezra.

Twincer’s back at Cube Central. 

Can’t be too far from the Radley (hotel) then.

At least Twincer calls it like she sees it. Toby did settle for Yvonne.

Still so bummed about Twincer being AD. 

Might as well have been Yvonne's fucking zombie.

Twincer is also doing this so she can be with Toby. Among her other motivations.

What even happened when Mary saved Spencer at the blind school?

Jenna and Sydney worked for Twincer.

Sydney was a one-off.

Jenna recruited Noel Kahn to find Twincer because she knew Charlotte had a sister.

She wanted the cash to be able to see again.

Twincer had the cash because Charlotte left her everything.

Jenna somehow knew Charlotte had a sister although she didn’t know the sister in question was Twincer. 

Is the Carissimi Group supposed to explain that?

Next: Sarah Harvey. 

This is going way too fast

Charlotte told Sarah she hid her greatest treasure in the Radley (hospital).

It was a file the PLLs found. 

That gives me - personally - zero things to work with.

Maybe this Charlotte and Rollins-Dunhill flashback will help.

They’ve just met!

Wren’s caught up in it now. 

He’s calling Cece on the phone to tell her a woman is waiting for her at the bar.

Oh! She’s meeting Alex a.k.a. Twincer. Her sister.

Rollins-Dunhill’s Ali stunt was all him; had nothing to do with Twincer’s agenda.

Before Charlotte came back to Rosewood she and Rollins-fuckface went on double dates with Twincer and Wren.

I literally give zero shits about Alex/Twincer.

This is as tragic as I anticipated.

It feels like filler.

A finale shouldn’t feel like it has filler in it.

There’s still hope that Ezra will die before the end of this show.

Twincer wants that.

Twincer’s now at the Radley (hotel), in Emison’s room.

Caressing Aria. Like a doll.

And now she’s at the ranch.

Will the horse call her out on her bullshit?

Knock her the fuck out?

Will nature save the day?

Already?

Please?

Almost!

Girls are running a search for Ezra.

A blonde Dali shows up at the door.

David Davids of hot air ballon rides asking for Mrs Fitz?

Oh... that’s the reservation Ezra was making earlier the other day before Twincer cracked his head open.

Twincer set up Jenna to get legal advice from her mum’s firm after Addison’s harassment.

Jenna literally smelled Twincer out.

And told Toby.

And now Toby’s going to tell everyone.

Wow. Even the cast seems like it can’t fucking fake it.

This finale is as weak as they come.

Nice shout out to the theorists though.

Mona knows that the PLLs and their SOs know about Twincer.

She calls for Plan B, while calling a mystery caller!

Does this mean the AD that showed up on Aria and Mona’s phones wasn’t Twincer?

Momma Drake and Twincer flashback!

More about how Twincer wants Toby to be her forever-peen.

Mary Drake knocked out by Twincer!

Mona is informing the PLLs and SOs that Wren came to Welby to kill her but she convinced him not to by telling him she could get Mary out of jail. 

Mona has coordinates.

Of Mary

I think.

They lead to Toby’s house. 

The one he built for Spencer (or Yvonne?)

Which he then sold.

Spence and Ezra have managed to break free from their cubes.

Twincer’s coming after them with an axe.

Cube Central is a huge-ass underground bunker. Duh. 

And now the rest of the PLLs and SOs (and Mona!) are entering it too.

Ezra bashed his head in against a rock after a surprise attack by Twincer.

Is he dead?

Please be dead.

Spence rugby-tackles axe-wielding Twincer. Lord help us!

Toby has a gun.

Handy that.

Maybe from his cop days?

LOL how is he going to know which is Spencer and which is Twincer?

Ezra isn’t dead.

A poem from Spencer’s favourite book is going to save the day.

Twincer has been identified.

A cop that looks vaguely like the twinkly guy from ‘Twilight’ has arrived on the scene.

Who even called the cops?

Of course Mona did.

A literal fizzle. That’s what this finale was.

On to Ezria’s wedding.

Boring wedding ceremony. No1curr.

I. Marlene King makes a cameo as a photographer.

No1curr.

Let’s hope the girls’ final scene is worth a shit.

Hanna’s pregnant.

Ezria is going to adopt.

Obligatory hugs.

Mona opened a doll shop in France.

And is still being shady.

Flashback of Mary and Twincer drinking tea.

Nope. Some how Mona has them.

Unless it’s her ‘hyper-reality state’ (remember that?)

Please don’t tell me it’s ending with Addison and her loser friends.

It did.

With a reshoot of the barn scene where Spencer tells the PLLs Ali’s gone missing.

But with Addison’s clique instead.

Goodbye seven years of my life I will never get back.

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