me cooking a t bone steak but in the process of making it, i somehow get a silver metal despite doing all the directions
like what did i do wrong??
WAS I NOT BLOWING HARD ENOUGH ON THE COOKING POT??
HUH?? DID I NOT ADD THE POTATOES EARLY ENOUGH??
WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME MAMA??
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this is the greatest song that I’ve ever remixed I am so proud of how fucking awful it turned out
this song is a song that I’ve heard for several years and have always wanted to remix, and now I can make the shittiest thing known imaginable and I feel so powerful
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Cooking Mama 2 Review
People wanted it, so here I am typing up my Cooking Mama 2 review:
So, first thing first, the game is a clear improvement over the first. You still have a lot of recipes to cook up in little minigames, but they got rid of the "change recipe" mechanic, which was a good thing.
Because while it was fun to discover the recipes, it also meant that a lot of recipes were starting the exact same and you were doing the same steps over and over again, which got repetitive quick. They also started to add some sweets and baked goods into the recipes, which were completely absent from the first game, so that was nice too.
You simply unlock recipes by doing well on the available recipes, so unlocking all of them was not hard. And after you have all recipes, you can go to a new mode where you can feed Mama and your friends and family and cook the recipes without help in one go. Failing a mini game starts over (this time Mama won't fix it for you).
I liked this mode, it was a lot of fun to see how well you could do without warning what the next step would be.
So, now on to the mini games.
They actually brought back a few mini games from the first game, but most of them were new or improved. The cutting minigame for example, in the first one to dice an onion you had to half it, then do another mini game to slice it and then another mini game to dice it. That is now all in one step. They also added an indicator to the "fry something" minigame and are showing you where you forgot to peel something.
For some recipes there are completely unique minigames, for example the pizza has you roll out the pizza dough by being a pizza artist (I failed this one so often when I tried to gold medal) and the Ravioli recipe lets you cut out the Ravioli and stuff.
There were some mini games that I found pretty hard. The first one was "let it cook until it is in the green area". If you had too little heat, it would be undercooked, too much and it would boil over. You could stir to get the heat down, but wow, it was hard to get it correctly.
The second hard mini game was a simon says style where you had to put ingredients in the bowl in the correct order and it was shown to you really quickly. Most of the time it was pretty easy, but sometimes there were five or six thing to remember and that was when it was getting hard! I totally get why Jaiden struggled with the Mango pudding…
The graphics of the games were fine, like in the first one. You now can customize Mama and let her wear something else and have different colours for your kitchen appliances, so that was fun. The sounds were typical DS quality and I have to apologize to the music of the first game.
That actually wasn't royalty free music! The second game uses it too in a remixed version, so it was totally composed for the game. It has the same charming piano melodies as the first game, but is nothing to write home about.
I played until I gold medalled every recipe with Mama and got at least a medal from everyone I could feed. Oh, and there was a third mode where you could compete in some minigames and see how much of a record you manage. I played that too.
So which recipes did I struggle the most with?
Cream puffs, strawberry roll and ravioli.
The cream puffs had this damn mini game where you had to remember six things and I failed it so so OFTEN! At least the rest of the recipe was easy, so when I finally got it, it was over for the cream puffs!
The strawberry roll had a brutal mini game where you had to get eggs fluffy. That was far too hard for the time you got. I needed to practice a lot.
And the ravioli? Well, had a noodle machine mini game where you could really mess up easily and Mama was VILE on this one, even one mistake and she wouldn't give you a gold medal… Mama, whyyyy…
Anyway, it was an enjoyable game overall. Improved the first game in all points and the food looked legit very tasty and I even felt like I want to see and try some of the recipes myself.
Oh, I need to tell you about my favourite recipe ^^ Sweet potatoes. Sounds simple, right? Just bake them!
NOPE! The game has you bake them, then you spoon them out and make pulp, then you fill the spooned out sweet potatoes with the pulp, then you put egg yolk on the sweet potatoes and bake them again and that is the finished product!
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During pre-war Megatron would make orion turn on his TV and play My Little Pony and he would never skip the intro. He hyperfixated on it so much to the point he begged orion to get him an entire collection. He still has it in his private quarters.
Starscream plays Doom eternal rising. She makes Megatron buy her everything. Team fortress 2 and halo as well. She bullies people on rise of kingdoms and clash of clans. Roblox is her biggest bully source, she has gotten banned more than once.
Soundwave hacks on Roblox and bullied little kids. He has infinite robux. And those crap games that have so many ads.
Megatron plays papas burgeria. Cooking mama and Roblox. He plays with soundwave and starscream. He pays for everything starscream buys.
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