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injuries-in-dust · 3 months
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"Pardon me, this is getting rather stiff."
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drhoz · 2 years
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bixels · 18 days
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Genuine, genuine question. Does anyone consider Flim and Flam sexymen.
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flutterofpapillons · 12 days
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This Femboy cooked up a nice burger 🍔 anyone feel like eating my burger 😝
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chaos0pikachu · 8 months
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where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"
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meelamagic · 5 months
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more of me here in Free OnlyFans
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hiya-hya-link · 1 month
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Same sound.
Zelda protecting her favorite twink.
Also, obligatory nuts joke haha.
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agangan · 4 months
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im gonna see him in theaters soon (/ω\)
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thecrowss · 10 months
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Is it too early to say “Oscar Piastri rookie of the year” because damn…
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injuries-in-dust · 5 months
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"You'll ruin Christmas."
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rithmeres · 3 months
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finnick sketch. btw
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quillkiller · 2 months
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mind plagued with reg/peter for some reason
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sarasentiments · 5 months
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my OnlyFans page
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myreygn · 4 months
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modern au dad askeladd except he's not an actual dad but this random kid shows up to his house every day and tries to have beef over the closed food store askeladd bought and turned into an antiquarian store. turns out the food store used to be run by the kid's father until he passed away which is very sad of course but also askeladd is not gonna cooperate with some brat that borderline harasses him day by day. only that he can't call the cops because he kinda has a turbulent past and if they find out he's filling his store with stolen goods it's gonna become a huge problem. and note to destiny, the stupid kid finding out is not that great either because now he has to hear it out if he doesn't wanna go to prison and also he should probably learn the demon child's name while he's at it. shenanigans ensue.
#askeladd agrees to honor the memory of thorfinn's dad and in return thorfinn won't call the cops on him#then they fight about how the honoring should be done#askeladd doesn't want to change his entire store's image only to make sure people don't forget about the former owner#and thorfinn isn't satisfied with just a sign with his dad's name on it which is as far as askeladd is willing to go#things change when some rich jackass wants to buy every building on the street and turn the whole area into a luxury resort#now thorfinn and askeladd have to work together because thorfinn doesn't want his dad's store to vanish#and askeladd doesn’t want HIS STORE to be torn down because smuggling the stolen stuff out of town would be a pain#(also affordable houses with basements big enough to keep the meth laboratory running are rare these days)#(also also thorfinn learns some kind of martial art in the dojo across the street which is whatever but the coach is really nice)#(like. REALLY nice.)#(with a nice voice and a nice face and nice muscles and as if that wasn't enough he makes a kickass apple pie)#“bjorn is single btw” - “shut up thorfinn” - “i'm trying to help” - “go bother your twink why dontcha”#yeah thorfinn actually manages to make friends with the son of that asshole that tries to get their houses#great for the brat of course but now askeladd has to deal with a snobbish teen criticizing his cooking#not to mention the nosey nanny slash accountant the rich idiot hired to keep his twink son entertained who's very curious about the basement#he also knows a lot about modern art which. not great. well great for him but not for askeladd.#anyway tldr#askeladd has to save a street while trying to raise two boys that aren't his not falling in love and keeping ragnar out of the meth basement#thorkell is the construction worker hanging around and refusing to do his job until sven pays him quadruple the original agreement#vinland saga#bjornskeladd#thornute#ragnar and thorkell are also there#and sven but no one wants him to
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jennyjealous · 5 months
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more me in my Free OnlyFans
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gender-luster · 1 year
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"yeah, i play botw for the plot"
the plot:
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