#cop van

[saviourfinn]

The french minister of internal affairs banned pro-Palestine protests, but the administrative tribunal cancelled that decision because banning protests just because they're pro-Palestine is illegal. So the prefecture had no choice but to allow it, and today 15 000 people gathered Place de la République, in Paris, to support the Palestinian people. Many people also marched in other cities.

We stand with the Palestinian people.

#palestine #france #The police sent dozens of vans and hundreds of cops because they were so sure the protests would be “violent” and #an opportunity for “terrorists” to enact violence #Turns out it was so peaceful that policemen were bored to tears and buying cake at nearby bakeries...

[ducktracy]

a short placing heavy emphasis on Hungarian Rhapsody No. II is a rite of passage for golden age cartoons. Bugs Bunny did it! Tom and Jerry did it! Daffy and Donald! but one thing Woody Woodpecker has above the competition is that he is held hostage by a group of gangsters and is forced to entertain, lest he get executed. amazing

#fans of Mickey's Trailer will note the similarities at the beginning of the moving van stretching out the fence--that's because #this was directed by Don Patterson who animated that absolutely BIZARRE cut in Trailer #please look it up if you haven't because it is some of the best animation you will ever see. it is insane #i'm so sad i didn't know this short existed until yesterday because i love it. i love musical cartoons and the story/hook of this one #genuinely made me laugh. and Daws Butler voices the gangsters and cop! #Hungarian Rhapsody No. II... gangster is named Mugsy... it's almost a Friz Freleng short! almost #Hugh Harman did write this one though which is bizarre to me. yes that Hugh Harman who established and ran the first 3 years of the Warner #studio with Rudy Ising #(and Herman Cohen animates on this who of course was a longtime WB animator!) #i love cartoons #ww #convict concerto #patterson #vid #also i am team Rhapsody Rabbit on the RR vs Cat Concerto debate i'm sorry Tom (and Jerry) #but one short has Bugs Bunny killing a man in cold blood and the other doesn't

[aeirithgainsborough]

YELLOWJACKETS WEEK DAY 2 ➙ favourite character

#i know i said i wasnt gonna b able to do this today but i got very upset when i got home and making gifs relaxes me and makes me happy so! #cop out answer i know but how can i pick man !!! i love my team #yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #shauna shipman #tai turner #jackie taylor #lottie matthews #misty quigley #van palmer #laura lee #natalie scatorccio #yjweek2023 #** #basic but im not a person who can prep in advance haha

[twilightofthe]

Rewatching ESB and honestly minus the whole Vader thing (which is understandable given the shit position he was in) Lando behaved much better than most people would if your questionable ex showed up with his new girlfriend AT YOUR JOB asking for help

(I mean it also helps that Lando thought the ex’s new gf was hot but still)

#imagine in modern context: you are a respectable manager of a mcdonalds. or a small motel #and one day you get called up to the counter #and it’s your questionable ex from your questionable past bringing with him his weird bro one new girlfriend RIDICULOUSLY out of his league #and the shitty van that used to be YOUR shitty van before he fucking stole it #and he’s like ‘hey help me hide from the cops’ #even WITHOUT vader showing up first i’d still probs not handle that as well as he did lmao #lando calrissian #esb #star wars #star wars original trilogy #sw og #cape game on point #episode 5

[asteralien]

tear the pitch apart

not really please be nice-ish but i'm submitting a pitch to a literary festival pitch war and i need to be the most specialest goodest writer so the pitch war runners will say nice things about me in front of 50 people and maybe decide to agent me. haha what

A farm boy follows a thief on an interplanetary petty crime spree in search of a mythical deep-space monster. The Monster At the Bottom Of the Universe is a sweeping space opera about the myths we tell to keep ourselves alive — and what happens when those myths come true.

it has to be 280 characters or less (i'm presuming including spaces a la twitter) and this feels so shallow and uninteresting to me but i don't have ROOM for more and i'm trying to follow their pitch construction formula. would you read this book, is the second line too cheesy, is it too vague (I CAN'T HELP IT), should i temporarily change the 41-character book name so i have a little bit more room to pitch the damn book rather than its title, do i need to start from scratch

#i was going to just submit this as is because knowing myself #the longer i sit and stare at it the higher my chances of Not Submitting It At All #but like. idk. i'll give it three hours and if nobody has any constructive criticism i'll send it #technically i have a couple weeks but i Will Forget and i really do have to rush myself into doing this #i love this book So Much and it's been my pick for my first publication attempt for years #but also. i could maybe understand if i need to pick a different book #like this doesn't even cover the other POV character much less song's dead best friend #my writing #it's really not like an About Real Things book altho it is but mostly it is about space religion and monsters and depressed trans farm boys #and being afraid of space while driving your space van through space and eating space food and punching space cops #and would it be fucked up to visit a space haunted house and steal a haunted space rock or what

[equus-cowboyus]

sending this was a reality check im so sorry

like after i sent it i just stopped and said "oh my god?"

anyway. HE'S SO HOT IN THE COP UNIFORM YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND UGHAH

#dutch van der linde #SORRY IM ILL BUT OH MY GOD #DURE THE #I HATE POLICE #BUT DUDE #cops should only be used as my sick fantasy and not an actual system #everybody knows that im a good girl officer PLEASEEEE PLEAS EPWLAEE

[sunnydreadfu11]

Sweet baby yongdae is the only one who could’ve figured out by now that junmo is a cop purely by accident but this man sees junmo or a pretty lady and his brain completely resets

#I love yongdae my little gangster ray of sunshine #the worst of evil #bae yongdae #he saw that cop TWICE now and anyone else would’ve been suspicious #but the thoughts just whip past his head #he watched him get out of the van with junmo and still NOTHING #park junmo/seungho #kdrama

[jmkho]

#gvf #greta van fleet #jake gvf #jake kiszka #gvf art #greta van art #i honestly don’t know #doodles #i lie I actually do i had that cop hat scene from scary movie 3??? in my head and i kept thinking lol imagine if that happened to Jake #so here it is lol #you know the drill there aint any hands lmao

[keenenthusiastinfluencer]

Honestly love Stewart’s vibe in these photos with Milan

#such a goofy king #narrowly avoiding the urge to bite #les miserables #les mis london #stewart clarke #elf cop #Milan van Waardenburg

[werebutch]

My dad wants me to buy this van for my daily driving needs 😭 wtaf

#he’s also been sending me old cop cars. exclusively. not exactly a bad thing but really funny #but this van..are you fr.. for NORMAL DRIVING?.. #the gas mileage.. #I mean shit id take a road trip w this thing in a heartbeat. but he wants me to drive this to school? 😭..

[thatdoodlebug]

the premise; Van Helsing and Dracula drop their age old rivalry and team up to fight crime on the mean streets of Chelsea, in this action packed, mysteries abound 70's detective series! Starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.

credit entirely to the Time vault podcast for the concept, ffffff if only it had happened.

#christopher lee #peter cushing #hammer horror #spoof #au #70s #70s cop show #drama #helsing and dracula deceased #the old post died and i reedited it so here #fanvid #vancula #van helsing #dracula

[see-arcane]

Ohhhh, so much to cover in this entry, here we go.

-  First and foremost (to me), vindication for my favorite Victorian solicitor man! It was the doubt of his own senses that was messing with him, not just the Dracula trauma itself. Mina may be more forgiving of that liminal line between ‘Am I Mad? VS ‘Was It All Real?’—she accepts that whatever happened, something traumatic occurred and it was powerful enough to deal a heavy blow to her loved one—but Jonathan was gutting himself over and over and over due to the fact that he did not know which to believe. It left him with the worst of both options rather than allowing his mind to settle; so, now knowing the Count and his supernatural menace are reality, he’s no longer floundering. His mind and sanity are locked in: Your nightmare was fact. = Dracula is fact. = It’s time to fuck up Dracula.

-  Oh, physiognomy. One of those fun old pseudosciences that declares skeletal/skull structure somehow translates to mapping your personality and intellect. Hence Jonathan and other characters’ weird fixations on the minutiae of facial composition and expression. Writers of the time were notably in love with the idea as a quick way to 1) drop in a character’s physical description to get it out of the way and 2) foreshadow that character’s whole deal by what seemed (at the time) to be a reliable visual cue.* (*Or, you know. Just assigning traits to a person willy-nilly due to [INSERT BIASES AGAINST X GROUP HERE]. “This person has Bad Person-face! This one has Good Person-face!” You get it.)

- Van Helsing: “Your wife is amazing! A true 10/10 of a woman!”

Jonathan: “She is a 20, but go on.”

-  Van Helsing is once again filling in a recently-vacated paternal role for yet another young person. First Art loses his dad, then Jonathan loses his father figure. Also once again, filling in a niche that appears to be the Un-Dracula; having such powerful Good Vibes that this young ensemble cast is falling over themselves to join his cause and be his grateful, heroic ducklings. I’ve mentioned this before—Abraham Van Helsing is 110% of a heroic bent among likewise valorous youths. He’s an oddball, but he’s also willingly throwing himself into paranormal peril to help others and putting Knowledge is Power to benevolent use versus Dracula’s longstanding abuse of others’ ignorance.

All of that said, my 21st century sensibilities still mark out these gushing interactions—and future interactions which will be…A Lot—as distinctly weird. It’s theatrical to the point of seeming absurd, and feeling, at best, like Bramward Stoker is abusing his authorial powers to make his characters swoon and applaud and give weeping thanks/adulation to his character insert (who is named after him, no big deal). Which is a straightforward enough reason for the behavior.

…But, because I’m me, and because of [REDACTED] scenes coming up much later in the book, I can’t help picturing Van Helsing as exercising just a smidge of hypnotic influence/cues to make things glide by a little smoother with all these young people. If only because it would also be in line with paralleling Dracula. Not done out of malice, perhaps not even done consciously, but adults, young and respectful and Victorian though they are, simply Do Not Act Like This towards random kooky strangers entering their lives, no matter how nice and helpful they are.*

*Even with Hawkins still raw in his memory, I especially don’t see Jonathan being so immediately 100% on board with Professor Eccentric Old Occult-Intelligent Man (Let’s keep those Dracula flashbacks at bay! Deep breaths, Harker!). 90%, maybe. Even 99%. But certain [REDACTED] scenes-to-be will show he’s probably the only one out of Team Fuck-Up-That-Vampire who shows any kind of true dissent against Van Helsing. Because if anybody knows the risks that come with being led around by the nose, (for good or ill) it’s him.

- Jack Seward is having Quite a Fucking Grieving Period :) :) :)

- Jack: Hey, so, what are we going to do about this unconscious kid we found?

Van Helsing: Well, the right and sensible thing to do is approach the police and give a detailed explanation as to the hows and whys of us being in the graveyard at night.

Jack: Really?

Van Helsing, already ditching the kid at a street corner: Ha ha, fuck no

#Abraham 'Don't Talk to the Cops' Van Helsing was ahead of his time here #jonathan harker #mina harker #abraham van helsing #jack seward #dracula #dracula daily

[endlessdreamerxoxo]

They have to know, right?

This is such a random thought/question, but do the members of Corroded Coffin know about Eddie’s massive crush on The Queen of Hawkins High, Chrissy FUCKING Cunningham?.....They have to know, right?... Eddie is not exactly a subtle guy and they were there for that infamous meet cute at the middle show talent show that Eddie remembers after five years? I need to know their povs about that whole encounter.  Seeing the lanky eight grader with a buzzcut, who they all admired and looked up to for starting a heavy metal band at 14,  falling completely and utterly in love with a tiny strawberry blonde cheerleader in the 6th grade with pom poms that was nearly bigger than her body, and them not having a fucking clue what is happening before their eyes to their cool leader.  Just Eddie blushing like mad as small and cute Chrissy compliments them on their very first real live performance and Eddie just being tongue tied over trying to compliment her cheering without knowing anything about cheer. 

I wanna know about the evolution of his crush from then into the present from their pov. I wanna know how Eddie’s crush progressed from mere blushing to full out drunken/stoned renditions of  ‘ I Was Made for Lovin You’  by KISS in the earliest hours of the morning after a show at the Hideout and everything in between. I wanna know what kind of threat/blackmail that Eddie used/had on them for them not to tell everyone about this crush that goes against everything he stands for. 

#chrissy cunningham #eddie munson #chrissy x eddie #eddie x chrissy #eddissy #chreddie #edssy #stranger things 4 #stranger things #corroded coffin #they probably hate drunk and stoned eddie #damn it he singing again #someone grab the keys to the van before he does something stupid #like go to her house #and sing to her #and her parents call the cops on us #it has been literal years #why doesn't he talk to her #why does it have to be so hard #why does it has to be her #love at first sight #meet cute #why did we think he was so cool again #is this a headcanon? #a honest question #i would love a fanfic of this

[babisawyer]

shauna being like jackie I really need you right now and then sobbing hysterically is literally me every week watching this friggin show.

#🐇 #yellowjackets #the amount of homophobia this week.....far too much #where the fuck is kristen/crystal lmfao who has her #I also was totally shitting on all the therapy but then shauna's stuff was like a punch to the face so thank you lottie!!! #idk how many episodes are left but like....do you think that misty will confess to destroying the black box and then because lottie is #getting her visions again and things kinda seem like they're going towards a cannibal ritual direction that they'll hunt her to possibly #appease the antler queen/save van/fix the adam issue?? #I'm getting the vibes heavily someone won't survive the main plot line and I think the van thing is too obvious #and the reddit thinks it's nat but they're literally never right about anything they said no one would actually care about the flight #recorder like tell that to dead kristen/crystal why the fuck would no one care about that????? #also so so amazed that it took this long for someone to get the shit beat out of them lmfao I thought that would've happened in the first #season and also I would've thought it would have been mari if I'm totally honest. like we're all thinking it #I'm also like really wondering if walter really is a cop or something or a PI tai hired or something idk there's something there #and like honestly I'm so bored of the two tai thing and the eyeless man like just explain it already I'm tired of waiting #I will say though so so funny the girls talking about how misty is insane and also hoping they can eat kristen/crystal

[localvoidcat]

still can't believe the initial meeting between mark and the bps boys in the mark lives au. like you'd think it would be normal but no. they just hit him with a van

#mark lives au #where would i even begin to explain it. mark heathcliff works at a cracker barrel. he got hit by a van. #his fake name is bartholomew horseradish. he has a demon cat that he refuses to acknowledge as a demon cat #his ''adopted sons'' are a literal demon and a scene kid. his uncle met satan and lived. his sister thought he was a homeless man at first. #his best friend (or so we thought) shows up after 17 years to call him lame. he punched a cop in the nose so hard he broke it. #he jumped out a window. he stole a car. his alternate looks like him but better taken care of. what's wrong with him.

[winter-bitch]

the way some of y’all talk about taissa (in relation to van & in general) (when she’s not being ignored) is concerning to say the very least

#i saw this one tiktok and the comments were so weird about her #like….. just dogging on her while praising van #and don’t get me wrong i love van but … if you can have that she did nothing wrong energy with van why not taissa #if you act blind to all the weird comments and behaviors van exhibits but condemn taissa for existing #if you can make van to be your silly little guy why can’t taissa be silly? why can’t taissa be just a girl in the world? #and it’s the writers too bc where did her plot line go #where did taissa’s crazy ass story go what is HAPPENING #where are sammy and simone why haven’t we gotten at least a mention of that if we can flash back and forth between the cops and jeff #and callie and fucking walter #and i may be speaking too soon on behalf of the writing bc it’s not a completed series and i have to remember that #the stories aren’t done being developed #but holy shit #yellowjackets s2 #yellowjackets showtime #yellowjackets #yellowjackets season 2 #taissa turner #van palmer #simone abara #sammy abara turner #taivan