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#copics has opinions on middle earth
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Aggressively rocks out to a song so it hurts less.
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Okay but can we just talk about
How no one in the history of middle earth; died. Ever.
It did not happen and that does not compute.
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Guys... Guys..
You all heard what I needed last week, well now it's something else. I need dwarves to have the saying "well SORRY I didn't reclaim Erebor for you." Which is basically said when ever someone complains about the quality of something the dwarf did do. And is like sorry I'm/it's not good enough for you. Cause it's like impossible. But the original thirteen can say "well SORRY I only reclaimed Erebor for you." Which is like saying what else can you possibly want from me?
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okay now look closely
pull up your favourite gif of the hug scene and slow it down. Also maybe sit down.
because for a second, while Bilbo is staring at Thorin and Thorin is leaning in, bilbo tilts his head up. its slight, not obvious to a dwarf keeping his eyes on a shoulder (because we all know Thorin would be a mess of nerves and he has got to keep his resolve and not say something stupid like “you’re pretty incredible for a grocer-buglur-smol future husb-shit.”) it’s only after Bilbo noticed that Thorin isn’t instigating a kiss that he turns his head for the most heartfelt and melty hug in all of middle earth history.
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The Evils of Fan Fiction.
Going to school like; Ah yes good, I am able to sin in public now.
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Okay but I need
A plant that in the shire has the literal meaning of “Eat shit.”
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Okay but like if the EE is just rated R for it's unadulterated gay
Won’t…. Won’t that be worse? It’s what I was hoping for but I mean, the ending is still the same
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No but you don't understand.
Hobbits mean so much to me. Dwarves do too but hobbits are especially important to me.
I used to be worried about my height, I’m short for a boy and it freaks me out. But then there are hobbits.
I used to worry about fluff and and hair in weird places. But then there are hobbits. And what could be weirder or more amazing then fluff on your feet. So I don’t care anymore.
I used to worry about being overweight, even If I wasn’t unhealthy. But again! There are hobbits! And they celebrate chub and being healthy round.
In the same breath I worried about eating too much. But there are hobbits. in the same breath of celebrating chub they celebrate food as if it were made of a little bit of magic.
They made me appreciate my curly hair, and not worry of the world thinks me strange because I have never warn shoes. Should people dislike me because I had a smoke well thats their business, but hobbits never would. If I should get excited because I am walking or near flowers, well by all things green! There are hobbits! And my world is a little bit brighter because of it.
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I understand where the people who don't ship bagginsheild are coming from. Its the same place we are coming from. Denial, And if you can't deny the death you gotta deny the love.
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Someone please talk dwarvish runes with me I may have just had a breakthrough
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Three little birds by Bob Marley gives me such Bagginsheild feels~ Because nothing is alright and denial is the only ingredient to this fandom.
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I can read, draw, or write... Doesn't really matter though. Gonna be internally screaming either way.
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Hey guys does anyone else detect a slight undertone of soul crushing bagginsheild in the song Weak in the knees - Serena Ryder
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ah isn't it so comforting that I WILL ETERNALLY BE BURNING IN THIS HELLHOLE OF A FANDOM?! :)
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Congrats fandom! :3
I don't even think Azog wanted to kill bilbo as much as you do.
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I feel like anyone who suffers through dragon sickness yet breaks from it would become something of a paradox. They would have a higher defence against it now being able to witness the signs. But they would also be more prone too it as it would leave a remanence of the sickness. The individual would always be at an inner war, And only by taking full part in that inner war would they at all be able to fight off the sickness.
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