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shiftythrifting · a month ago
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A very angry bag,
Corn,
Talking and dancing Jar Jar Binks, Works great!
Ancient Pepsi
A non-electric refrigerator (an old icebox)
All found at Uptown Antiques in Richland, Washington
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70sscifiart · 5 months ago
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Hisashi Saito, 1980
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yesterdaysprint · 4 months ago
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Elwood Call Leader, Indiana, July 14, 1915
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yummyfoooooood · 5 months ago
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BBQ - Beef Ribs, Pork Ribs, Fries, Onion Rings & Corn
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one-time-i-dreamt · a month ago
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Corn dystopia, and I really cannot elaborate on that part. Also, kangaroos were exploited for their maple syrup, which they lactated.
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fuckingrecipes · 2 months ago
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ITS GODDAMN HOT OUTSIDE! BACK TO SCHOOL IS BACK ON ITS BULLSHIT!
TIME TO EAT THE PREFERRED FRUIT OF MONSTERS OF THE MIDWEST!
And by that I mean sweet corn. It’s cheap as FUCK in late summer. Do you have $2? GET READY FOR SO MUCH CORN YOU’L HAVE TROUBLE CARRYING IT ALL!. (Especially if you can get it off the back of some guy’s truck)
This recipe goes out to all the educate’n and just-trying-to-get-by motherfuckers. We’re making sweet corn in a coffee maker.
If you’ve got a pot and a stove handy, just shuck ‘em, de-hair ‘em, and chuck them in some boiling water for about 15 minutes. Ta da! Corn.
But if you’re stuck somewhere with only a coffee maker and your fragile dreams for the future, or you’ve never made corn on the cob before, get ready to SUPPLEMENT YOUR DREAMS WITH THIS SHIT!
Step 1) BUY CORN. If you live in the USA it should be cheaper than a straight guy’s opinion this time of year.
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STEP 2) STRIP IT TO ITS UNDERGARMENTS. Ask consent first.
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STEP 3) PART AND YANK OUT ITS HAIR LIKE ITS A RIVAL CHIMP IN YOUR 3-YEAR EXPERIENCE WITH WARFARE
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STEP 4) BRUTALLY BREAK ITS SPINE RIGHT IN HALF. THE BATMAN IS NO MORE!
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STEP 5) RINSE OUT YOUR COFFEE MAKER, FILL IT WITH CORN AND WATER
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STEP 6) TAKE OUT THE CORN TO NOTE WHERE THE WATER LINE IS. Empty the coffee pot, rinse, and fill with fresh water back to that line. YELL ABOUT SCIENCE AS YOU USE THE POWER OF DISPLACEMENT
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(I actually added more water than this. My water line was closer to 7.5 cups)
STEP 7) UNTAINTED WATER GOES IN COFFEE MAKER. CORN GOES IN POT!
STEP 8) INTRODUCE LIGHTNING
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STEP 9) wait like 40 minutes. Maybe watch an episode of the Witcher? It’s corn cooking time.
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STEP 10) CORN IS READY! EAT IT!
Dress up your corn with:
- butter
- bbq wing sauce
- Mayo and Parmesan cheese
- NOTHING, EAT IT WITH THE STEAM IT WEEPS AS IT SCORCHES YOUR GUMLINE IN SELF DEFENSE!
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nemfrog · 25 days ago
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“The Harvest Moon.” Reliable garden seeds. Sioux City garden seeds & nursery co. 1907. Catalogue cover art.
Internet Archive
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kaereth · a month ago
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No Evil kids hangin out and bein frennss for a kofi (Calamity is mad bc Huey’s ruining her stats, Corn is just hangin’)
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hdot-mokoriri · 2 months ago
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I love corn! 😉🌽❤️
トウモロコシ大好き!😉🌽❤️
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shittysadpossumposts · 7 months ago
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ebayfriends · 5 months ago
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(source)
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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All of my back teeth fell out and the space behind them was filled with 20 years’ worth of corn.
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