@gutterdaughter "My fetish is saying something incredible cornball shit and watch my girl speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me..."
I was going to make muffins for breakfasts but then I decided I'd prefer something to go with dinners. This Cranberry-Orange Cornbread should do the trick. I used a combination of orange extract and zest.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Sistah Scifi Siblings!!! We know we have been focused on celebrating Black History // Black Future Month, but wanted to express our love and gratitude from one of our favorite local #libraries! Reposted from @oaklibrary Happy Valentine’s Day! Send these virtual #ValentinesDayCards to a friend who loves the library so you can giggle together #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDay2023 #VDay #VDayCards #Library #LibrariesOfInstagram #LibraryMemes #ILoveLibraries #CornyJokes #Puns #WordPlay #LibraryJokes #LibrarianHumor #Books #BookHumor #OaklandPublicLibrary #PublicLibrary #memes #ValentinesMemes #ValentinesDayMemes #Sistahscifi (at Oakland, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Coqge-YJOdg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Do we think I've grasped the concept of hands yet? Okay, okay, I swear I'll stop with the jokes as captions. They're just so handy! - #okayokayokay #forrealtho #corny #cornyjokes #artist #artistsoninstagram #sketching #sketchbook #sketch #anatomy #anatomydrawing #anatomystudy #anatomyart #gretcheliseart https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnr_8asJZml/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
“Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.” - Customized 20oz Stemless Acrylic Wine Glass by The Royal Vinyl Shop. Customize your own wine glasses @ TheRoyalVinylShop.com/wine-glasses (glass or acrylic) Ordering is easy — just enter your text, then select a font style and color! They make great gifts for all occasions!!! 🎁 #theroyalvinylshop #wineglass #wineglasses #customwineglasses #wine #wines #vino #vinos #pickuplines #corny #cornyjokes #winelover #winestagram #winelovers #winewinewine #winetime #wineoclock #winemoments #winegifts #giftideasforher #giftsforher #giftideas #giftidea #giftideasforhim #giftforher #giftforhim #winegift #longislandbusiness #longisland #etsy (at Long Island, NY) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl3xAAXuDrv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Aw Shucks 🫤 Aw Rats 😣 An amaizing disappearing act 🫥 RIP(E) corn 😢 . Was just thinking I should check on the @sandiegoseedcompany festivity corn & maybe harvest or bag as they got bigger. Then kids’ mom called me to say don’t bother 🙃 . Most probably rats, as stalks weren’t bent by heavier raccoons or possums. . Next year ✊🏻 . #AwShucks #Rats #RealityBites #CornyJoke #KernelOfTruth #Corn #コーン #Mais #RaisedBedGardening #RaisedGardenBed #BecauseFUGophers #NorCal #Zone9bGardening #Zone9b #Permaculture https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch8ioTWLNW_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Redheads of the corn 🌽 Did you ever watch the Children of the Corn movies? Do they hold up? 🤔 —- #childrenofthecorn #cornyjokes #cornmaze #pinglesfarm #fallaesthetic (at Pingle's Farm Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU3Ms_Trda5/?utm_medium=tumblr