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world-of-cherry-blossoms a day ago
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Corpse
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faerymeat 2 days ago
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Fine lass, nice ass, cat ears and she uWu 馃挄
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sarahwasfound 6 months ago
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Can you do a corpse husband x reader when people edit her and stuff
Fuckin' Hot聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽
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鈫滱/n: sorry this is short. I also thought of different ways this request could have gone after I finished it but I just stuck with this. Hope you enjoy! <3
鈫漰airing: corpse husband x gn!reader
鈫漃ronouns used:none? Lmk if I missed any
鈫滸enre: fluff
鈫漌arning: none?
鈫濃帣 11.10.21
鈫漅ating of own work: 8/10
Page guide; find everything you'd need for my account.
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Corpse fiddled with your fingers out of habit as you continued to talk to chat, asking what game to play next.
He decided to sit with you while you streamed, since he didn't have anything else to do today, surprisingly.
You laughed at Karl, who made a stupid joke with a weird voice, which made corpse smile at the sweet sound as he began to zone out.
Turning to your boyfriend, you displayed a questioning expression. "Huh?" He asked, his eyes wide from realizing he wasn't listening. You smiled and explained what you wanted to play, asking if he still wanted to watch. He nodded, flattening your hand against his to actually hold his hand. "Okay" you found the game, waiting for it to load. As it finally decided it wants to start loading, a video was shared in media share, bringing both of y'all's attention of the video. The beginning was of you being a smart ass; being your sarcastic self, which most of the fans though of as a 'oh shiiiiit' moment, which made you laugh every time. But the music behind it made it seem hot for some reason; being a Chase Atlantic song and all. The edit continued to show you smiling, laughing, or just being "hot" (ya know how fans are with every single thing someone does) the ending had a video Emma took of you laying beside them, you had been looking at your phone, not knowing the video was being taken. "Picture! Stick your tongue out!" they said, really fast, causing you to lean up and stick your tongue out. "What that tongue do?" Emma bit their bottom lip dramatically, trying to not laugh. "anything you'd like" you smirked at them, trying to keep your composure. Eventually both of you burst out laughing before the video ending. You turned to see a blushing corpse. "Wha-" "that was fuckin' hot-you're fuckin' hot." You dramatically rolled your eyes. " I know" you chuckled, going to start the game that finally loaded. "Next time, let's send wholesome edits. Those are fun too"
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thefanficsanctuary 5 months ago
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*饾殜饾殞饾殞饾殬饾殯饾殟饾殥饾殫饾殣 饾殱饾殬 饾殭饾殨饾殜饾殫*嗫 饾殫饾殬. 饾煼
PART 1 of ?: 鉂 date me? 鉂
NEXT PART
when corpse is finally fed up with a streamer named AVAlanche who will not stop flirting with him, he asks for your help to get rid of her. what's starts as a simple fake dating set-up to try and shake her off, proves to be a lot more difficult as you ensnare yourselves more in the lie that starts to act more like a truth. where do you draw the line? how much can you take before you fall? find it out in according to plan.
鈹鈹鈹 corpse x female reader 嗉
鈹鈹鈹 social media au + written fic 嗉
鈹鈹鈹 word count: 2.5k 嗉
author's note: welcome to my very first social media au + fanfic! i'm super excited to start this journey! i hope you will like reading it as much as i loved writing this! i will update every couple of days but if you want to be notified when i upload, you can send me an ask, reply, or dm and i'll put you on the taglist!
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鈥淐orpsie!鈥
You rolled your eyes at the mere grating sound of her voice filtering through your headphones. Adjusting the cat ears on your headphones so the camera wouldn鈥檛 record your annoyance seemed like a great idea but you couldn鈥檛 contain a groan when she spoke again and it was very much picked up on by the audience.
y/n is so done with this shit already
Can you blame her? I would be done too!
corpse seems annoyed too
鈥淲e鈥檙e forming a team right?鈥
鈥淓hm, this is Among Us. We don鈥檛 get to choose,鈥 Corpse鈥檚 low voice came through, soothing all of your annoyance until you were mellow again, twirling subconsciously on your gaming chair.
A fake laugh rang and you flinched back a little, trying your hardest not to say something mean that would get you cancelled by her fans on Twitter.
鈥淏ro, you鈥檙e so mean, oh my god. Why wouldn鈥檛 you want me on your team? I鈥檓 better than the other girls.鈥
Now it was your time to laugh.
Everybody knew that you excelled in playing Among Us. It was one of the few video games that you were actually amazing at.
You had started as more of a chill streamer, playing Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley, doing some talking streams and editing streams too so you could spend more time with the people who watched you. 鈥楩ans鈥 was a word you rarely used even though the people following you were your fans. They used your name for their usernames on Twitter after all.
And yet, because the vibes of your streams were so chill, the audience were too so there wasn鈥檛 much of a separation between you and who watched you, something you worked very hard on keeping intact despite the growing popularity of your channel.
The moment you had streamed with the popular Among Us players, your follower count had doubled and your viewer count tripled.
It was scary to suddenly have so many people watching you, tracking your every move. One wrong word, one wrong move, and you would be blasted on Twitter.
Perhaps that is why you struck up a quick friendship with none other than Corpse Husband himself, the prime example of blowing up on the internet and how much it could strain you as a content creator, as a person.
You never treated him like he was anything but another human being with his own thoughts and feelings, rather than a streaming god who could do no wrong, who was untouchable. Many nights were spent talking about the pressure it put on the both of you to be seen as someone to look up to, to never know who your friends are and if they only want to hang around you because of fame or popularity, to always be in the spotlight and never have a moment that is your own unless you stay cooped up at home.
There were shippers, many of them.
Shipping accounts with the combination of your names, art, fanfics, the whole bunch. It was strange to see but flattering in a way too. You never thought you were interesting enough to even make something for, to serve as inspiration for someone else鈥檚 creative outlets.
Neither of you stopped them, it was quite funny to see after all and the pieces that were born out of the love for the friendship you two had, were beautiful.
On the other, perhaps darker, side of the internet, were fans of AVAlanche.
Now, you liked girls, loved girls even. Rae was your other best friend, maybe even triumphed over Corpse since you lived with her and Rae put up with a lot of your shit. You had a whole friendship group of only girls who you regularly hung out with. You supported girls, as every girl should, and there was no jealousy or animosity with any of the other female streamers.
But Ava got under your skin the first time she joined the group for a few rounds of Among Us and she hadn鈥檛 gotten out ever since.
鈥淚 look so bad today, nobody watch my stream, okay?鈥 Ava said, obviously fishing for a compliment.
It wasn鈥檛 so much the asking for attention or the constant flirting with the guys from the group. The seeking of male validation was something you could understand to a degree, that is what society told women they should do. It was the constant putting down of other girls that got your blood boiling until it threatened to overflow.
Ava piped up again then and you could just hear Corpse鈥檚 low grumbling from the other side right before he was muted again. 鈥淎t least I don鈥檛 cake my face with makeup. I like to keep it natural.鈥
鈥淲hat鈥檚 wrong with wearing makeup, Ava?鈥 You asked, your voice biting. 鈥淚 think that people can wear whatever they want.鈥
You glanced at the mirror on your desk insecurely, wiping the bits of fallen mascara away from under your eyes.
Fuck her for making me feel insecure about wearing stupid face-paint.
鈥業MPOSTER鈥 you saw flashing by right before the round started. You should鈥檝e paid more attention to the game and the stream in general but you had been playing Among Us for so long by that point, it came as second nature to you.
鈥淎h, so we鈥檙e a team,鈥 you teased as Corpse ran past you a couple of times. 鈥淚 hope it鈥檚 not a disappointment to have me by your side instead of-鈥
鈥淲hy would it be?鈥 Corpse immediately asked before you could even utter her name. 鈥淚鈥檓 with the best Among Us player after all.鈥
鈥淥f the women.鈥
鈥淥f everyone.鈥
You smirked and booped your character into Corpse鈥檚. 鈥淵ou flirt,鈥 you said with a laugh, laughing harder when Corpse booped you right back. 鈥淵ou know exactly what to say in every situation, don鈥檛 you?鈥
鈥淣ah,鈥 Corpse said. You could hear the faint swishing of hair brushing against headphones. You tried not to think about what Corpse looked like 鈥 it didn鈥檛 matter after all. But in times like these, you could almost picture him sitting there, shaking his head in faint amusement at your antics.
鈥淚t just comes easy with you.鈥
You flushed a little, something you knew would be all over Twitter right about now.
But how could one not get flustered when Corpse complimented them like that, when anyone said the romance novel shit that Corpse uttered to you alone.
You were friends, and yet something you wondered鈥
No, you two were platonic, always have been, always will be. You just liked to flirt sometimes, the same way you liked to flirt with others and Corpse liked to flirt with others as well. It just came a bit more natural with him, perhaps because he was a natural flirt himself. That was the reason, what else could it be?
鈥淟et鈥檚 incite some chaos,鈥 Corpse said and you could just hear the smirk in his voice. 鈥淲anna speedrun this?鈥
You grinned yourself then, a competitive glint in your eyes that could even pick up on the viewfinder. 鈥淗ow else would we do this? A killing spree is of the order, Corpsie.鈥
鈥淔uck off,鈥 Corpse laughed, and then you were off.
Speedrunning is something you mostly did with Rae. You two became the queens of killing people before the first meeting was even called. The moment you pulled it off the first time, it wasn鈥檛 a question of if you could pull it off but how fast you could do it. The speedruns became a timed event and everything was set on beating the previous time.
With Corpse, it wasn鈥檛 as serious but still a whole lot of fun.
鈥淒uo kill on three,鈥 Corpse stage-whispered.
You rolled your eyes 鈥 fondly this time.
鈥淭hey can literally hear you!鈥 you exclaimed, watching as Corpse killed Karl while you quickly offed Jack at the same time. 鈥淥h. My. God.鈥
Corpse laughed maniacally. 鈥淣ow it doesn鈥檛 matter anymore that they heard.鈥
鈥淵ou incite anxiety, not chaos, asshole.鈥
鈥淵ou know you love me,鈥 Corpse shot back proudly, already in search of the next victim.
鈥淴OXO, Gossip Girl,鈥 you couldn鈥檛 help but mutter, giggling at the stunned silence. 鈥淒on鈥檛 tell me you have never seen Gossip Girl. What is wrong with you?鈥
Corpse ran a quick circle around you. 鈥淢aybe I should watch it with you sometimes.鈥
鈥淚s the Corpse Underscore Husband asking me on a date?鈥 you asked dramatically, clutching your heart with one hand. You gasped, another hand to your forehead as you sank in your chair, pretending to faint. 鈥淵es, absolutely yes!鈥
鈥淲ow, could you be any more of a drama queen?鈥 interrupted the voice of none other than Ava. The light and flirty air immediately dissipated with her arrival and you never wanted to punch someone through the screen as badly as you did now. 鈥淕irls are all the same.鈥
鈥淵ou literally identify as a woman,鈥 You shot back, moving your character closer to her. 鈥淪o what is your point?鈥
Ava laughed a haughty laugh and walked right past you to get to Corpse鈥檚 side. 鈥淚鈥檓 not like you other girls. I鈥檓 cool. Right, Corpsie?鈥
Corpse killed Ava without a word, right as Rae walked past.
鈥淚鈥檓 not saying anything!鈥 Rae exclaimed quickly so she wouldn鈥檛 be assassinated on the spot too. 鈥淏abushka and all that, right, guys? Guys?鈥
Your mouth was still hanging open as you stared at the dead body of Ava next to Corpse before you snapped out of it and turned to Rae. 鈥淵eah, you can join us! You鈥檒l be the final girl, the last survivor of the massacre. Main character energy.鈥
With Rae鈥檚鈥 鈥榟elp鈥... aka, screaming Babushka at any given moment and you and Corpse rushing to kill the person before they could run and scream bloody murder, you speedran the rest of the round.
You actually managed to get through the entirety of the crew, minus Rae, without having to lie through a meeting first.
鈥淲hy did you kill me?鈥 Ava asked, her voice high and shrill before she cleared her throat and forced it to be lower again. 鈥淚 thought I was one of the guys. You can鈥檛 kill your bros.鈥
鈥淛esus fuck,鈥 Corpse cursed under his breath. 鈥淚鈥檓 not even gonna get into that鈥 Let鈥檚 start up another round.鈥
More rounds indeed followed with Ava following Corpse around, her newest victim as you liked to call him, and you trying very hard not to either perish from annoyance or pull a muscle laughing at Corpse鈥檚 grumbling.
At first, Corpse had entertained her, weeks ago when she first joined, figuring that she would back off at some point but nothing seemed less true. If anything, she had latched onto him even more, inseparable but only from one side.
The stream finally ended and you hung back a little to scroll through Twitter before a notification came in.
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鈥淚t鈥檚 been a long time, Mr. Husband,鈥 you smiled, spinning your gaming chair from left to right and back. 鈥淲hy did you want to call so badly? Did something happen?鈥
鈥淛ust wanted to talk to you for a bit longer,鈥 Corpse mumbled back. You could immediately tell the difference between Corpse on stream and Corpse in real life. What many fans of streamers didn鈥檛 realise is that even though they were often true to themselves, they did alter parts of them for entertainment value. Like Corpse. He was much more low energy in real life than he was on stream. No excited yelling, no excessive cursing. Corpse was Corpse Husband on stream but just Corpse in their late-night conversations.
He wasn鈥檛 more or less, he just was.
Different and the same.
You looked at Corpse鈥檚 icon for a little, watching it blink as he sighed. 鈥淪omething is bothering you.鈥
鈥淪omeone is bothering me,鈥 Corpse replied with a tired laugh.
鈥淎va.鈥
Corpse didn鈥檛 deny it so you knew that you were right.
鈥淪he鈥檚 sticking to me and no matter how much I sigh or ignore her, she won鈥檛 go away. I don鈥檛 know what to do anymore.鈥
You almost laughed at the sheer desperation in Corpse鈥檚 voice. 鈥淲ant me to chase her off with a broomstick?鈥
鈥淚f you could鈥︹
It stayed quiet on the other end for a moment but you didn鈥檛 mind too much. Silent lulls in the conversations were never uncomfortable with Corpse.
The darkness of the night had made its appearance already so you were just basking in the purple lights of your setup. You shivered slightly at the coldness and grabbed a blanket from under your desk. You kept blankets there now in case Corpse called because usually, the conversations would last long enough for the clock to hit AM again.
鈥淐ouldn鈥檛 you鈥 chase her off in some way?鈥
You laughed a little deliriously. The fatigue of the streaming and the lateness of the evening was settling into your bones. It made you more susceptible to find everything funny, to say yes to things you normally wouldn鈥檛 say yes to.
鈥淗ow am I supposed to do that?鈥 you asked, curiously. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e always so vague, Corpse. I can tell there is something brewing in that chaotic mind of yours so鈥 spit it out.鈥
鈥淒ate me.鈥
The silence that stretched on then wasn鈥檛 the usual comfortable kind. It was heavy and pressing. You could feel the silence thrumming loudly in your ears.
鈥淲hat?鈥 was all you could utter.
Corpse was quick to scramble back. 鈥淚 didn鈥檛 mean鈥 Fuck. I didn鈥檛 say that in the most subtle way鈥 Ehm鈥︹
An expectant silence fell again.
You were starting to get tired of these silences.
It took Corpse a while to get his thoughts in order, yet you waited patiently, playing with the plushie that had quickly become your mascot. A little white bunny with pink accents. It matched Corpse鈥檚 but in a completely opposite kind of way. You had it before Corpse even blew up but not many seemed to realise that. Instead, people often used it for fanart 鈥 two bunnies in love.
鈥淚 meant: date me but not really.鈥
You giggled, unable to stop for a moment. 鈥淭ell me you鈥檙e not suggesting fake-dating as if we鈥檙e at the start of one of those slowburn romantic fanfics.鈥
鈥淪o you do read them,鈥 came Corpse鈥檚 triumphant reply. You could just picture a smirk tugging at his lips. The smug bastard.
鈥淭his sounds like an insanely bad idea,鈥 you countered, gnawing a little on your bottom lip, something you often did when you felt unsure or anxious. 鈥淚t sounds like absolute chaos.鈥
Corpse laughed himself then, a low and rumbling sound. 鈥淚 like chaos.鈥
A heart beat passed.
鈥淪o? What do you say, Y/N? Wanna date me?鈥
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nishio-art a month ago
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POLTERGEIST!聽
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one-time-i-dreamt a month ago
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I was rollerskating around an empty shopping center and I tripped over the corpse of one of my friends. My first thought was, "This man lives 5 towns away. What is he doing here?"
I kept skating like nothing happened. Then Sans Undertale stabbed me in the neck.
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storiesforallfandoms 7 months ago
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hype you up ~ corpse husband
word count: 1393
request?: yes!
鈥淗i there,idk if you still write for corpse or not but could I request a one shot where corpse sees readers stream and reacts like he did with Tina while on stream, thank if you can I hope it makes sense 馃槶鈥
description: in which he watches her stream just to hype her up and watch her blush
pairing: corpse x female!reader
warnings: swearing
masterlist (one, two)
unsure of what the tina example is exactly but i鈥檓 gonna try my best
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鈥淗ow do I raid?鈥 Corpse asked his viewers.聽鈥淒o I press something or can I just go watch someone else鈥檚 stream?鈥
He squinted at his chat as it filled with messages trying to explain how to do a Twitch raid. He was regretting not having figured out how to put on slow mode for his Twitch chats. The chats were coming in way too quickly for him to figure out what everyone was saying.
鈥溾淚鈥檓 just gonna see who鈥檚 online and watch them for a bit before I end stream,鈥 he decided.
He opened Twitch in a browser on stream. He was about to scroll through the home page to select a random streamer when his eyes trailed over to the list of who he followed. On the top of the list, the only streamer he followed who was currently live, was his girlfriend, (Y/N).
鈥淥h, (Y/N)鈥檚 online. I wonder what she鈥檚 playing.鈥
He went into her stream to see she was playing a GTA roleplay with Rae and Sykkuno. Her character was driving with Sykkuno and one of their GTA friends, who was talking about a聽鈥渏ob鈥 they were planning on doing. In her face cam, (Y/N) was sat back in her chair, sipping on a soft drink.
Her eyes wandered to her chat and her eyebrows furrowed together.
鈥淐hat, you guys are saying I鈥檓 getting raided,鈥 she said.聽鈥淲ho鈥檚 raiding me?鈥
Corpse chuckled as the chat tried to explain what he was doing. He decided to type his own message to let her know he was watching.
鈥測ou look cute while you commit crimes :)鈥
When his message popped up, (Y/N)鈥檚 face brightened like a kid on Christmas morning.
鈥淥h, Corpse is watching! Hi Corpse!鈥
鈥(Y/C/N), are you with us?鈥 her GTA friend asked.
Remembering that she was playing a game, she quickly unmuted herself and said,聽鈥淵eah, sorry, I zoned out. Go over the plan again?鈥
The three characters had pulled up to the bank where Rae was waiting for them. Their GTA friend was explaining the roles everyone was to play.
(Y/N)鈥檚 character got out of the car and put on her mask - a raccoon mask. She was talking to the chat about how nervous she was for the job as they started into the bank.
鈥測ou鈥檙e gonna do great sweetie鈥
(Y/N) giggled at Corpse鈥檚 new message.聽鈥淭han you babe. Let鈥檚 go y鈥檃ll!鈥
The four stormed into the building, their virtual guns raised. Rae walked up to the teller, demanding for her bag to be filled with money.聽 Their GTA friend was watching the guards while Sykkuno and (Y/N) watched the hostages.
鈥淲e don鈥檛 wanna hurt you, just stay down!鈥 (Y/N) yelled at the cowering (yet still deadpanned) hostages.
鈥渃utest burglar聽ever :)鈥
(Y/N) covered her mouth to stifle yet another giggle that was about to come.
鈥測our laugh is the cutest thing ever鈥
Her chat was going wild for Corpse鈥檚 messages. He forgot he was still live himself, so his own chat could hear his reaction to his messages to (Y/N), and to what she was doing on stream.
Once the job was finished, the GTA group took the money and ran to their car. They took off down the road, driving quickly and sporadically. It didn鈥檛 take long for the sounds of sirens to be heard in the distance, causing all of them to start planning on how to ditch the car and go off on foot.
鈥淲e鈥檒l meet back up at another location,鈥 Rae said.聽鈥淲e鈥檒l call each other.鈥
(Y/N)鈥檚 character got out of the car and started for the woods on foot. She started feigning heavy breathing as the sound of sirens got further and further away until it eventually stopped. (Y/N) stopped running and checked her phone.
鈥淚 have no idea where I am,鈥 she said.聽鈥淚 hope I can ping wherever they want to meet so I can find it.鈥
She continued to walk through the woods, just getting more and more lost as she went. Corpse was so invested in the stream that he forgot he had been live for an additional 30 minutes, just watching (Y/N)鈥檚 stream with all of his viewers. When he realized he was still live, he quickly muted (Y/N)鈥檚 stream so he could address his viewers.
鈥淚 should end this now,鈥 he decided.聽鈥淚 don鈥檛 want you guys to be watching (Y/N)鈥檚 stream through me and not give her the views she deserves. Go over to her channel and watch her, I鈥檇 say she鈥檒l be live for hours. I鈥檓 not usually into GTA content but her streams are great.鈥
鈥渟imp鈥
Corpse chuckled at the comment that came through from (Y/N)鈥檚 account. On her face cam, she was facing away from the camera and smiling at something on her second monitor. He figured she had probably opened his stream on another monitor while waiting to hear from one of the other three on where they were meeting.
鈥淚 am the biggest simp,鈥 he agreed.聽鈥淏ut only for you, baby. Anyways, I鈥檓 gonna go before I say more things that are gonna haunt me on Twitter for like a month. See you guys next stream.鈥
He ended his stream and sat back in his chair. He unmuted (Y/N)鈥檚 stream, where she was saying something about having Corpse raid her.
Corpse ended up sitting in his desk chair for another two hours just watching (Y/N)鈥檚 stream. He could鈥檝e moved to his bed or even his couch at any point and watched her stream on his phone instead, but he was so invested that he didn鈥檛 want to miss a second of it. He came to regret it when (Y/N) finally ended her stream and his eye that wasn鈥檛 covered with the eyepatch was swollen and puffy and his entire body ached.
He winced as he rose from his seat, discarding the eyepatch onto his desk and shutting off his PC. He slowly made his way to his room, every step he took sending more pain and agony through his body as he went.
The moment he collapsed onto his bed, his phone started to ring. It was an incoming FaceTime call from (Y/N). Despite knowing he should rest his eye after staring at his screen for so long, Corpse decided to answer it. How could he turn down another opportunity to see his beautiful girlfriend?
When (Y/N)鈥檚 smiling image popped up on his screen, Corpse couldn鈥檛 help but smile himself. There was just something about this woman that made it impossible to be upset when she was around.
Her smile fell though as she looked closer at her phone.聽鈥淏abe, what happened to your eye?鈥
Corpse shrugged and waved away her comment.聽鈥淔rom streaming.鈥
鈥淗ow long did you stream that it鈥檚 that swollen?鈥
He shrugged again, trying to play off the fact that he had been staring at a screen longer than he was supposed to.聽鈥淟ike an hour and a half, maybe two hours...I may have finished watching your stream on my PC in my room through.鈥
鈥淐orpse!鈥 (Y/N) exclaimed.聽鈥淏abe, you can鈥檛 do that! You鈥檙e gonna hurt yourself!鈥
鈥淚鈥檓 fine!鈥
(Y/N) gave him a look that told him she knew he was lying.聽鈥淵ou were staring at your PC for like going on five hours, you should not be FaceTiming me right now. I鈥檓 gonna hang up and call instead.鈥
鈥淣o, don鈥檛 do that. I wanna see you.鈥
(Y/N) couldn鈥檛 help but smile.聽鈥淚 live like ten minutes away, I can walk to you.鈥
鈥淭hat鈥檚 ten minutes too long when I could just be seeing you now.鈥
She playfully fake retched.聽鈥淕od, you鈥檙e such a simp.鈥
鈥淎 simp for you, baby.鈥
He always knew how to make her blush. She shook her head, chuckling to herself. Almost all the concern she had moments ago had washed away. Almost all of it.
鈥淚鈥檓 gonna walk to your place while on FaceTime,鈥 she said.聽鈥淭he minute I get there, you鈥檙e turning off your phone and resting your eye. Got that?鈥
鈥淵es ma鈥檃m.鈥
(Y/N) rolled her eyes as Corpse laughed at himself.聽鈥淕od, you鈥檙e lucky I love you so much.鈥
鈥淚 know I am.鈥
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thefanficmonster a month ago
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The Doll
Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)
Warnings: Jealousy (Humorous), Swearing
Genre: HUMOR, Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)
Summary: How a single stuffie has impacted Y/N and Corpse鈥檚 relationship over the span of a week.
Requested by Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request! I had an absolute blast writing it and I鈥檓 so sorry it鈥檚 taken so long for me to write it but here it is and I hope it makes up for the wait. Love, Vy 鉂
鈥淕uys, oh my God, how could I almost forget! I have a humble brag to show off to y鈥檃ll. Just gimmie a sec.鈥 Y/N ducks out of frame for a moment, leaving the viewers of her stream in a state of mild suspense as she goes to grab whatever the聽鈥榟umble brag鈥 she mentioned is.聽
鈥淥k, maybe give me more than a sec. I was unboxing P.O. box gifts for a YouTube video and this room looks like the aftermath of a tornado!鈥 She calls while still out of frame, her voice accompanied by the shuffling and rustling of paper, cardboard boxes and paper/plastic bags.
鈥淎HA! Here it is! I found it, people! I found it!鈥 Shortly after the victorious cheer, she鈥檚 dived back into her big gaming chair with a stuffed animal. Or at least that鈥檚 what it looks like at a first glance. The better look at the item the viewers get which Y/N allows by bringing it up close and personal to the camera reveals that it鈥檚 a DIYed stuffed made to look like her boyfriend - the one and only Corpse Husband.聽
It鈥檚 made with immaculate detail: messy dark locks frame the doll鈥檚 face which is further obscured by a black mask and eyepatch that only add to the edginess and coolness of its appearance. It鈥檚 wearing a white shirt with red stains all over it, coupled with a pair of black ripped jeans and Converse. Its nails are painted, it has a cool bracelet around its wrist, you know, the whole nine yards. Someone really put their all into this doll and Y/N cannot get enough of it.
鈥淎re you guys seeing this?! Like, holy crap! Big thank you to Sloan and Mina for sending me this as well as that beautiful letter, you two are awesome! And I鈥檓 sorry to have to disappoint you, but there鈥檚 no way in HELL I鈥檓 sharing this fella with Corpse. He鈥檚 mine and mine only, Corpse can find himself a stuffie of me if he really wants one, but this one is just mine and that鈥檚 it.鈥 Y/N tilts the doll to look it in the eyes - well, in the eye - before turning back to the camera,聽鈥淚 think he agrees too.鈥 Her gaze flutters over to the chat where people are gushing about the doll just as much as she is, a particular comment making her giggle,聽鈥淥h, you have no idea - I really am in love with this little dude.鈥 She skims over the flying comments again before another one catches her attention,聽鈥淎 name? Hmm, not yet. I鈥檓 open to suggestions though! And is Corpse jealous? Nope, he isn鈥檛 and I doubt he will be. I mean, it鈥檚 just a stuffed doll, right? What鈥檚 there for him to fuss over. After all, my heart is big enough for the both of them.鈥
Hm....right....
1 week later
鈥淚 literally would鈥檝e been happier if someone sent us the Annabelle or Chucky doll cause they鈥檇 haunt us both. Together, Y/N and I. This doll, named Ojiro, by the way, is REPLACING me! It has a personal agenda against me and only me! It鈥檚 stolen my girlfriend from me, damn it! Anabelle and Chucky would never do that!鈥 Corpse has been complaining about this matter for longer than reasonable at this point, much to the entertainment of his viewers,聽鈥淣o, I am not being dramatic! She cuddles it in bed instead of cuddling me! She posts pics with it instead of me - face free, of course. She takes it everywhere! To class, to work, shopping. I haven鈥檛 been to as many places with her as that doll and I think that gives me every right to be pissed off! Y/N鈥檚 probably got the right idea too, because if she were to leave me and that doll alone in a room for even less than a minute, it would get chucked out the balcony real fucking quick.鈥
鈥淗ow do you make a Voodoo doll to hurt another doll? Do dolls not work against one another?鈥
鈥淚f I order an Anabelle doll online, will it attack and kill this other one?鈥
鈥淐an dolls even die? I mean, what if I throw it out and when I turn around it has respawned? Do I just burn it at that point?鈥
鈥淏ut then I guess Y/N would burn me alive so that isn鈥檛 a good idea.鈥
鈥淪he can be a very eye-for-an-eye type of person sometimes and that scares me.鈥
鈥淏ottom line: I鈥檓 open to suggestions.鈥
See - Y/N was right! No jealousy here whatsoever. Nuh-huh. No way.
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crazyweebvianna-spt a year ago
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鈥楥orpse Husband makes minecraftt 1000% funnier鈥 when ?
istg I absolutly love every single one of there interactions, if it actually happens i will straight up ascend!
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cxrpsii 3 months ago
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invisible string
鈥 summary: red string of fate au with corpse husband. 鈥 wc: 1.2k
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You had never believed in the red string of fate thing before. Everyone around you who was either married, taken, or in love had always insisted that it existed, but you were used to brushing it off with a dismissive shrug. The idea of having a predestined soulmate out there鈥搒omeone whom you didn't even know and had no relationship with鈥搉ever exactly sat well with you before.
There are times where you lose sight of what's most important to you in the present moment (your family, friends, and career) and you wonder where the taut string of red leads. Sometimes you pull on it, just to see if you'll get a response of some kind, but they're not exactly physical.
The truth is you would've been a lot happier with your life if you hadn't had one at all, but you do and it's somewhat different than the other strings you've heard of. Of course, it's a red piece of thread, however, it's enlaced with gold.
From what you've gathered it leads south and it's long, attached to your left pinky finger. You're not sure where it ends and if it even ends. It appeared when you were 17 and had first moved to the suburbs of Los Angeles.
As a child, you heard that as you drew closer to your soulmate, your string of "fate" would become more taut and darker, but that had never happened before.
From what it seemed like, your soulmate wasn't desperate to find you either. You both were fairly content with your lives for now is what you had always assumed. No need to bring in any unnecessary drama with the appearance of a soulmate.
There were signs that led you to believe otherwise though like the slight tug at your pinkie you'd feel in the middle of the night or the gold in your string glowing slightly at random times of the day. You used to think it was a sign of your soulmate thinking about you, dreaming about you, searching for you. But if you were being honest, you didn't want it.
You didn't want any of it.
But it seemed fate had plans of it's own and didn't care about what you did or didn't want because as you were walking down the street in the city of San Diego one Friday night, your string was suddenly yanked. Harshly.
Your bag of fresh groceries meant for your friend Emma fell to the floor as you were pulled forward abruptly. As if you had been playing tug-of-war with your soulmate for four years and he decided to suddenly let go.
What the fuck?
Your gold threads of your string radiated with light and with the sudden burst of light came another abrupt tug, nearly causing you to trip over your feet.
You tried to resist. You really did, but with each tug you gave, your string grew even more taut, pulling you in the direction of your dear friend's house.
As her front door came into sight, you could briefly see your string slipping beneath the small crack of her doorway.
Did she have someone over? Surely if Emma was your soulmate, you would鈥檝e known by now. She couldn鈥檛 be. If not her, then who? Who could Emma possibly have in her house?
Fuck, you weren鈥檛 ready to meet your soulmate. You weren鈥檛 ready to be thrown into such a huge commitment. You were fine with where you were at now鈥 great, even! Your head is spinning with anxiety, excitement, and dread simultaneously. So many thoughts and emotions were hitting you all at once but the only one that could register in your head was your string giving your hand its strongest tug yet just as Emma鈥檚 front door swung open with a loud bang.
鈥淥h, shit!鈥
You ran straight into the chest of a stranger, hands grasping his forearms to stop yourself from falling forward. You could feel the figure鈥檚 stance stiffening under your touch, as still as a statue.
The first thing you noticed with your head hanging low was his black Converse. Clean, well-kept, and taken care of. He wore black, slightly-baggy pants and chains hooked into the hoops for his belt. Then his hands, large and decorated with rings of all kinds, bracelets jingling as they brush against each other. And you see it.
A red thread enlaced with gold tied to his right pinky finger.
Oh.
The thread is much shorter now, only centimeters apart, connecting your opposite pinkies, but it glows brighter than you鈥檝e ever seen before.
You were too scared to look up. If you looked up, this made it real. But he鈥檚 right there. The scent of his cologne made your head fuzzy with pleasure and you didn鈥檛 like it.
He must be feeling the tension too because he hadn鈥檛 moved an inch. He was frozen, just as you were, holding your arms as you held his.
鈥淗i,鈥 you said meekly, gaze trained on his shoes.
鈥淗i,鈥 he echoed and you nearly jumped, startled by the deep octave of his voice.
鈥淥h, my god. Your voice is really deep,鈥 you said quietly, grip on his forearms tightening.
He laughed and it felt as though someone had breathed life into your lungs. It鈥檚 so beautiful. Deep and raspy, but so soft and gentle. The mere sounds caused butterflies to erupt within the deep pits of your stomach.
鈥淵eah, I get that often,鈥 he said and you couldn鈥檛 help but smile, laughing breathlessly.
鈥淚鈥檓 (Y/N),鈥 you blurted out, cheeks flushed with embarrassment. 鈥淚 just got dragged here by a stupid invisible string. I鈥檓 sorry I鈥an into you so suddenly.鈥
鈥淣o worries, (Y/N).鈥 Oh, God. Your name has never sounded better. 鈥淚鈥檓 Corpse.鈥
鈥淐orpse,鈥 you repeated slowly, blinking. 鈥淟ike a body?鈥
鈥淵es,鈥 he laughs once more and you shake your head, but it looks more like a nod.
鈥淣ow I鈥檓 really scared to look up,鈥 you half-joke and he falls silent. After a moment, he speaks, words rocking you to your core.
鈥淚f you never look up, I鈥檒l never be able to see how beautiful you are,鈥 he says gently.
Has your heartbeat ever been this loud? You don鈥檛 recall your eardrums ever pounding this hard or the volume of your heart deafening your ears.
Slowly, you lift your head, eyes trailing over his black jacket. You soak in the sight of his chains, neck, and his lips and cheekbones until you meet his eyes.
His beautiful dark, brown eyes staring directly at you. He has dark, curly and fluffy hair that nearly covers his eyes, framing his face perfectly.
Suddenly, all your worries wash away and you鈥檙e caught in a trance, captivated by his ethereal figure. Your thoughts of never being able to love your soulmate melt away. It鈥檚 just you and him.
Your hand takes his and they mold so perfectly together, like two pieces of a puzzle. His palms are soft, but his fingertips are calloused and padded, but brush your knuckles with care.
鈥淎re you sure?鈥 He speaks gently and you nod, sure of it.
鈥淚鈥檝e never needed anything more.鈥
Maybe you did believe in the idea of having a perfect soulmate. Just a little.
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qlqstqr 2 months ago
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being corpse husbands s/o hc鈥檚
a/n: i can鈥檛 find the artist because i found it in this article, please comment the artist鈥檚 handle for me to credit them
and also, this is a very old headcanon that i decided to continue and post. ur welc.
cw: gendered compliment (handsome) once, implied homophobia/anti-queer by 鈥渇ans鈥
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禄禄鈥斺斺斺-銆鈽犮鈥斺斺斺-芦芦
you met him because of his horror story narrations, you thought he was cool and wanted to be his friend
you interacted with him for a bit and soon after, began an unknowingly 2 years of friendship
you鈥檙e probably a youtuber too. being friends with bretman, jay (kubz scouts), & markiplier, jacksepticeye
you 鈥渕et鈥 when somebody invited you into a dbd gameplay with corpse
they didn鈥檛 know you already had met him.
you guys played along and the chat thought you both got along suspiciously well for strangers who only met each other for the first time
he def had a gay panic when you caught him off guard with your handsomeness
subtly flirting with corpse here and there, especially when you or he鈥檚 the killer
鈥渋 never snitch on you, daddy /j鈥
que jokingly fighting with bretman over corpse
it was only months after when a lot of fans started asking if you鈥檝e met each other beforehand
you both confirmed you鈥檝e met each other beforehand and people started r i o t i n g
you鈥檙e notifs in twitter.com was hell. shipping wars have been shipped. conspiracy theories are made
it was only after more flirting til you started trying out dating each other
it was a rough start, of course. since both of you haven鈥檛 expected this outcome
if you鈥檙e a youtuber who鈥檚 shown their face to the public then you鈥檙e both going out less likely than also you being a faceless youtuber
he can鈥檛 risk getting seen by people if they know who you are :((
i don鈥檛 think you鈥檙e both going out in public in general, people are hard to deal with tbh
if you both are in the same area/live together then cuddles after stream is a must. no, i do not take criticism
LDR is fine, i don鈥檛 think he minds it that much. you can just call or text him
if you randomly tweeted you have a mask kink, they won鈥檛 even be surprised anymore
you give: *tweets bdsm test results* 鈥測ep, this is fine鈥
you get: 鈥渒inky.鈥 -corpse
鈥渋 am amazed yet i鈥檝e already expected it at the same time鈥 -jack
you don鈥檛 get a say in this, mr. 鈥渃hoke me like you hate me but you love me鈥
alright, sorry to say this but somebody would def out you both
not that you both minded though, you just never cared to tell or hide it publicly anyways
nothings changed, except for the fact a bunch of kids started hating on you both
they get blocked on all platforms <333
overall, you both are a power couple. just slay.
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brennendeerinnerungen a year ago
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Does it ever drive you Just how fast
crazy the night changes
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faerymeat a day ago
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OnlyNyans鈩笍馃悎鈥嶁瑳
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sigerson6534 8 months ago
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art dump
first time drawing corpse and鈥od I love drawing his mask
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thefanficsanctuary 4 months ago
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*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.
when corpse is finally fed up with a streamer named AVAlanche who will not stop flirting with him, he asks for your help to get rid of her. what鈥檚 starts as a simple fake dating set-up to try and shake her off, proves to be a lot more difficult as you ensnare yourselves more in the lie that starts to act more like a truth. where do you draw the line? how much can you take before you fall? find it out in according to plan.
*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.
鈹鈹鈹 corpse x female reader 嗉
鈹鈹鈹 social media au + written fic 嗉
鈹鈹鈹 little to no tws, check every chapter individually
鈹鈹鈹 in progress, taglist open
*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.*聽 * 銆銆銆 鈯孤 藲聽 .聽聽聽 銆銆.
PART 1: 鉂 date me? 鉂
PART 2: 鉂 corpse and y/n鈥檚 list of fake dating Rules 鉂
PART 3: 鉂 trying for a baby in the sims 鉂
PART 4: 鉂 that only happens in fanfiction鉂
PART 5: 鉂 the aftermath鉂 (mini-chapter)
PART 5,5: 鉂 corpse's pov鉂
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cozycreatures a year ago
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馃拃馃尡 when two pretty best friends finally meet聽馃尡馃拃
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domxmarvel a month ago
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All morning
Masterlist
Pairing: Corpse husband x Gender neutral!Reader聽聽聽聽聽聽聽
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Today was one of the few times you woke up before Corpse,usually he'd be up all night if you didn't force him to go to bed. It was never easy but waking up with him in your arms was worth it,he was laying on top of you,his face buried in your neck and his breath ticking your skin. You wrapped one arm around him,running the other through his hair. You were gonna wait to wake him up but soon felt his lips on your neck,trailing kisses up to your jawline and cheek.聽
"Did you sleep well?" You asked,still running your hand through his hair.聽
"Yeah,thanks to you" He wrapped his arms around you,putting one of his legs around yours,so you wouldn't be able to get up. He did this a lot when he didn't want you to leave just yet.聽
"If you wanted more cuddles you could've just asked,you don't have to trap me" You laughed,pulling him closer to. "I'm not leaving you,we can stay here as long as you want"聽
"I love you" He whispered so quickly you barely heard him,you whispered back.聽
"I love you too"
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storiesforallfandoms 3 months ago
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irrelevant ~ corpse husband
word count: 2157
request?: no
description: he tries to push himself when he messes up his voice, so she takes it upon herself to try and get him to take a break
pairing: corpse husband x female!reader
warnings: swearing
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The worst mistake one can make is playing a voice memo from Corpse when they have both headphones in and their music turned up. You鈥檇 think I would have learned that by now with how long I had known Corpse, but yet again I was a fool.
I was walking to Corpse鈥檚 place when I got the message. Me, being na茂ve, gladly played the message, only to be met with Corpse screaming in my ears. I was sure I got some strange looks as I frantically yanked my headphones out and nearly threw my phone in shock.
Once I recovered from the heart attack that was caused by the scream, I sent Corpse a text in response.
鈥渨tf was that?!鈥
鈥渟cream鈥
鈥渋 know it was scream. why scream?鈥
鈥渂een working on a song all day. so much screaming鈥
I cringed to myself. I knew all that screaming wasn鈥檛 good on his voice and throat, and I knew he was going to push himself to go ahead with his stream that night.
I let myself into his apartment when I arrived and called,聽鈥淗ey you! I鈥檓 here!鈥
There was no response. That wasn鈥檛 unusual as Corpse often didn鈥檛 raise his voice because it hurt his throat too much, but I still had a sneaky suspicion that his silence had to do with the screaming he had been doing all day.
His bedroom was empty, so I that meant he was in his streaming room. I normally wouldn鈥檛 just walk in and interrupt his streaming or editing, but I wasn鈥檛 about to let Corpse push himself past his limits. I knocked lightly before opening the door. Corpse was sat at his computer, the only light coming from the screen in front of him. He turned in his chair and smiled at me, the screen light silhouetting his frame.
鈥榟ey. Sorry, I didn鈥檛 hear you come in.鈥
I winced. His voice sounded worse than I expected.聽鈥淏abe...鈥
He waved away my concern.聽鈥淚鈥檓 fine. It鈥檚 fine.鈥
鈥淚t鈥檚 not fine. You can barley speak. You must be in a lot of pain.鈥
He went to wave away my comment again, but started to cough and winced. I sighed and walked into the room, extending a hand to him. Reluctantly, he took it and allowed me to pull him out of the room. I led him to his room and basically forced him to lay down. I knew it was useless, but I still went to get him a glass of water to try and help with his throat.
I laid down next to him and ran my hands through his mess of curls. He leaned into my touch, a small, content smile on his face.
鈥淚 don鈥檛 think you should stream tonight,鈥 I told him.聽鈥淵ou should rest your voice.鈥
He hummed in response, his smile dissolving into a worried frown.聽鈥淚 have to.鈥
鈥淵ou don鈥檛 have to. You鈥檙e allowed to take a break when you need to.鈥
He shook his head.聽鈥淚 told Rae - 鈥
鈥淩ae will understand. All your friends will understand.鈥
Corpse sighed. He had no other argument, but I knew he鈥檇 still try. Before he could say anything, though, I wrapped my arms around him and pulled him to me, resting his head on my chest. He placed on arm over my stomach, instantly relaxing into my embrace. I started running my fingers through his hair again, trying to ease him into a peaceful sleep, or even just a brief few minutes of rest. I knew him enough to know that playing with his hair would get him to fall asleep, especially when he was already tired, and I could tell by his eyes that he was definitely tired.
And of course, I was right. It wasn鈥檛 too long until Corpse drifted off to sleep. I kept playing with his dark, curly locks for a while, content to be laid there with him. But soon enough, I knew I would have to get up and go talk to Rae about him not playing with them tonight. I knew I鈥檇 likely feel bad when Corpse woke up and realized what I did, but I also knew he wouldn鈥檛 do it otherwise. He could be mad at me if he wanted, but I didn鈥檛 want him to be in pain.
I managed to wiggle out from under him and gently place him on the bed. I couldn鈥檛 help but stand there and look at him for a little while longer. He looked so peaceful, so beautiful.
God, I am so in love with this man.
I smiled to myself before turning and walking back to his streaming room. He had left his Discord open and I could already see he had been messaging Rae. She was asking him if he鈥檇 be okay to play with them still, and he was assuring her that he would be there because he had planned a stream of his own for that night. I sat down in his computer chair and put his headphones on before clicking the call button next to Rae鈥檚 name.
It didn鈥檛 ring for too long before Rae鈥檚 cheery voice answered.聽鈥淐orpse!鈥
鈥淣ot Corpse,鈥 I said.
鈥(Y/N)! Even better!鈥 I chuckled at her enthusiasm.聽鈥淭o what do I owe the pleasure?鈥
鈥淚鈥檓 calling to let you know that Corpse won鈥檛 be playing with you tonight.鈥
鈥淥h no,鈥 she said, her voice immediately turning to concern. "Is he okay?鈥
鈥淗is voice isn鈥檛 all that good right now. He doesn鈥檛 want to admit it, but I know he鈥檚 in pain. I practically had to force him to go lie down and rest. He鈥檚 still trying to play with you guys tonight, but I wanted to call to ask you to tell him to go rest if he does try to join the game.鈥
鈥淥h my God, of course! I kind of had a feeling he wasn鈥檛 as up to streaming tonight as he was saying he was. I had a group call with him and Sykkuno earlier and he didn鈥檛 sound well at all.鈥
鈥淵eah, you know Corpse. All work and no rest.鈥
鈥淭hanks for looking out for him, (Y/N). I hope you know all of us appreciate him having you when we can鈥檛 be there for him.鈥
I smiled.聽鈥淵ou guys don鈥檛 have to thank me. I just love him too much to see him hurting. Whatever I can do the help I鈥檒l do it.鈥
We said our goodbyes and ended the call. Next, I went to Corpse鈥檚 Twitter, which he always left open, and decided to tell everyone that he would not be streaming that night so that no one was waiting around for a stream that wouldn鈥檛 be happening.
Once I was finished, I shut down his computer and made my way back to his room. Since I had been gone, Corpse had rolled onto his stomach and stretched out to basically take up the whole bed. I giggled as I tried to get into what little space was left without waking him. Unfortunately, my mission did not go as planned as the minute my back hit the bed, Corpse鈥檚 eyes fluttered open.
鈥淗ello sleeping beauty,鈥 I said, softly.聽鈥淗ow do you feel?鈥
鈥淪omehow, even more tired than before,鈥 he said. His voice still sounded rough, but it sounded more like his just waking up voice and not like he had hurt it earlier. That was a good sign.
鈥淢aybe you need more sleep then.鈥
鈥淚 need a few months worth of sleep,鈥 he said, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips. I couldn鈥檛 help but smile back at him.聽鈥淲hat time is it, anyways?鈥
I checked my phone.聽鈥淚t鈥檚 seven.鈥
Corpse鈥檚 eyes widened and he quickly sprung up to a sitting position.聽鈥淪hit! Rae鈥檚 lobby starts at seven!鈥
I reached a hand out to stop him before he got out of bed.聽鈥淚 was already talking to Rae. I told her you weren鈥檛 feeling well, and she understands. I think she already has someone else lined up.鈥
鈥淵ou did what?!鈥
The angry tone in his voice made me flinch.聽鈥淚...I called Rae?鈥
鈥淲hy did you do that? I told you I had to be in that lobby!鈥
鈥淐orpse, you were recording a song all day that required you to scream. Your voice is not good, your throat is obviously in pain. Even Rae said you didn鈥檛 seem yourself when she was talking to you earlier! Missing one lobby and one stream isn鈥檛 going to be the end of the world.鈥
鈥淎h fuck, my stream! If I don鈥檛 have a lobby - 鈥
鈥淚 took care of that too.鈥
He looked at me in shock.聽鈥淵ou...how...?鈥
I suddenly felt very guilty for all I had done without talking to him first.聽鈥淚...I tweeted...鈥
I trailed off, but Corpse knew where I was going with it. He pulled his phone from his pocket and went onto Twitter to see the tweet I had posted. He groaned and tossed his phone on the bed, running his hands through his hair.
鈥淚 was fine to stream, (Y/N)!鈥 he snapped.
The raising of his tone cut deep. He had never raised his voice at me before. It was kind of scary, but at the same time it made me angry. I was just trying to look out for him, and this was how he was reacting?
鈥淵ou are not fine to stream!鈥 I snapped back.聽鈥淚鈥檓 sorry I didn鈥檛 talk to you before I called Rae or before I posted the tweet, but I know how you are, Corpse. I know that you would鈥檝e worked all day on that song, screaming and fucking up your throat, and then you would鈥檝e went and streamed for like two hours and hurt yourself more, and then you鈥檇 be out of commission and feeling like shit for days. I鈥檓 sorry but I don鈥檛 want you to hurt yourself. I don鈥檛 want you to push yourself past your limits and run yourself down. I鈥檓 sorry that I care so much about you that I wanted to make sure you actually rested for once!鈥
Tears were welling up in my eyes. I had to look away to stop Corpse from seeing me cry. Part of me wanted to leave and to just let him do whatever he wanted, but at the same time I didn鈥檛 want to get up from his bed. I just wanted to sit there and let the emotions pass before I said or did anything else.
The bed dipped next to me and I felt his arms wrap around me. He rested his chin on top of my head and I leaned into his chest instinctively.
鈥淚鈥檓 sorry I raised my voice at you,鈥 he said.聽鈥淚 know you meant well with what you did.鈥
鈥淚鈥檓 sorry I didn鈥檛 talk to you about it first,鈥 I responded.
Corpse shook his head.聽鈥淵ou shouldn鈥檛 be sorry. You鈥檙e trying to look out for me. I know if I had joined that lobby then everyone would鈥檝e tried to get me to leave, too. I just...I don鈥檛 want everyone to forget about me if I鈥檓 not posting content.鈥
I raised my head to look at him.聽鈥淲hat do you mean?鈥
He didn鈥檛 respond at first. He looked away, trying not to meet my eye. I cupped his face with both of my hands and forced him to look down at me.聽鈥淐orpse, you know your fans aren鈥檛 going to go away if you take some time away, right? They鈥檙e still going to be there for you.鈥
鈥淏ut will they? If I鈥檓 not giving them constant content, will they not just grow bored of me and look for another creator who can actually meet their needs?鈥
I wiggled out of his arms to reach for his phone that he had discarded onto the bed. I opened the thread of replies on the tweet I had posted and showed it to him.
鈥淵ou see these?鈥 I asked as I scrolled through the comments.聽鈥淎ll these messages are in support of you taking time off to rest. Everyone here wants you to take care of yourself, not for you to be posting content until you鈥檙e burnt out. They care so much about you. They鈥檙e not going anywhere, they鈥檒l be here when you鈥檙e ready to post again.鈥
Corpse buried his head in my hair, holding me close to his chest again. I heard him sniffle, so I knew he was crying. I decided not to push it and wrapped my arms around his middle.
鈥淚 don鈥檛 deserve someone as amazing as you,鈥 he said, placing a kiss on the top of my head.
鈥淚 think you deserve the world,鈥 I responded. I lifted my head so I could kiss his nose.聽鈥淣ow, wanna lay down and watch Death Note again?鈥
He smiled and kissed my lips before responding,聽鈥淵ou already know the answer to that.鈥
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thefanficmonster 7 months ago
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The Harshest聽鈥楴o鈥
Corpse Husband x Bride!Reader (Female)
Warnings: Wedding elopement, Swearing
Genre: FLUFF, Humor, A tiny bit of angst, RPF (Real Person Fic)
Summary: The last thing Corpse was expecting to run into on his trip to the convenience store for some groceries was a bride-to-be, buying far more ice-cream than one would would consider possible.
Requested by Anon. Hi darling! Thank you so much for your wonderful request, I loved it the second I saw it in my inbox and I've been so impatient to write it all this time and here it finally is - sorry for the long wait but I hope the fic itself makes it worth it. Love, Vy 鉂
Being the run-down, hole-in-the-wall type of store it is, and with his frequent visits in search of the items on his grocery list, it's safe to say Corpse has grown acquainted with its clientele. It was halfway a good thing really: due to how odd half the costumers were, some even dangerous-looking, no one questioned one another which gave him a sense of safety when shopping there.
That being said, one can imagine how much it would take for his brows to rise, jaw to drop ever so slightly and his mind to go: "What the fuck?" Who know that what it would really take was a girl in a wedding dress, veil and all, make-up smudged, hair only slightly a mess and heels in her hand while the other was pushing the cart which contained an astonishing amount of ice-cream and chocolate.
"You just now realize Bridezilla isn't a myth?" She chuckles, but it lack every bit of humor she intended for it to have. Her voice is coarse and strained, and if that and her red eyes are anything to go by, she's been crying.
No, not crying. Sobbing.
Or just took a few hits of a blunt at her wedding, either way.
"Uh....no, um...." He's found himself speechless and disoriented at her comment, signaling that she probably caught him staring.
She snorts, turning to look at him - the skirt of the dress swaying to show she is actually barefoot.
"Don't worry, you can be honest, I won't take it to heart. I've heard a lot worse things today." Her voice slightly cracks at the last part as she turns to face the shelves again as if to avoid his gaze.
Most definitely to avoid his gaze.
After a brief moment of silence, he finally finds it in him to speak up, clearing his throat, "You know, it's not the smartest move to be walking around barefoot, especially not here. I mean, I don't even wanna know what's been on these floors and when they were last sweeped."
This time, she actually lets out a laugh before dropping her heels and slipping her feet in them, "Might be late, but it's not too late, right?"
He too scoffs with laughter, "Never too late...unless you have an infection now."
They both laugh just to be cut off by the cashier who also happens to be the owner and also overheard the whole conversation. "If all you kids plan on doing is bashing my business, get the hell out!"
Corpse goes to apologize but the girl rolls her eyes and grabs him by the wrist, dragging him towards the exit.
"Wait, w-where are we going?!" He can barely manage to ask between bursts of laughter.
"I'm buying you coffee. If someone's gonna cheer me up, it'll be you."
"But-!"
"I'm Y/N, by the way."
"Corpse-!"
"Cool, nice to meet ya."
"But...!"
* * *
"Fucking hell. Damn, does that sting."
"Yeah, I bet."
"And it wasn't even said to me!"
"Uh-huh"
"Imagine what that poor guy felt."
"For someone who I thought would cheer me up, you're doing the complete opposite right now."
"Sorry."
The two have been sitting in this caf茅 for approximately half an hour and have only received several odd glances, neither of them unsure what those were about: either Corpse's mask and eyepatch clad face or Y/N with her wedding dress flowing around the chair she's seated in. At least she's taken off the veil and the little tiara which was holding it in place. Not that it's attracted any less curiosity though.
"So, basically, to sum it all up, you said: 'Sorry, you're just not the one' in front of the damn altar and ran off?"
"Word for word."
"I'm sorry but I must repeat myself: that's fucking BRUTAL. That's like the harshest 'no' ever said at a wedding." Seeing how the glow of her eyes is wilting away the more he talks about it, he decides to slightly swerve as to not seem like he's guilt-tripping her, "Why didn't you make this easy for yourself and get someone to object instead of making yourself the villain?"
She takes a sip of her strong-ass coffee as though it's water and answers, "Well, you see, this is the first time I've ever expressed my melancholy in the relationship. No one knew how unhappy I was."
His eyebrows furrow, "Doesn't matter. If it's not what you want, no one can get in the way of you getting out of it."
She smirks, "And no one did. Who would dare put themselves in the way of a crying running bride?" Seeing his you-can't-fool-me expression, she succumbs and admits, "Everyone on my side loved him. Probably more than I did which is the truly devastating part."
"Your parents?"
"Love him."
"Your grandparents?"
"Love him."
"Your best friend?"
"He's her brother."
"Damn!"
"Twin brother."
"Double damn!"
"I know." She sighs, exasperated by the process of letting it out and voicing all that had been going on in her head for the longest time. Since her almost-husband's proposal, actually. She wanted to slap herself right after blurting out that 'I do'. Luckily, she didn't blurt out another at the wedding. "I just know that we are both the same amount of miserable. He is probably crying to his family and friends, probably mine too. And I..."
"And you are sitting with an almost-complete stranger, talking about your chaos of a wedding." He cuts her off, finishing her sentence for her.
She looks him dead in the eyes and lets out a genuine laugh, "No silly! The misery is on a break at the moment. It'll hit a whole new level of hard when I get home later. Plus," she pauses, eyes scanning his face, "This is practically free therapy."
"Not completely free." He points out, lifting his cup of coffee, "At the cost of two cups of coffee which you shouldn't have bought for me anyway but....." he trails off, suddenly getting an idea, "How about I pay you back?"
"Cash, credit or materialistically?" She's unbothered and quick to reply, contrary to what he was expecting.
"With service. I'll be your own personal bodyguard who will shield you away from the misery that is to come, as you predict." He offers cryptically.
Y/N narrows her eyes at him over the rim of the coffee cup, "Say more."
"Watch movies together? My place cause yours could be ambushed?" He finally suggests openly, causing her to smile.
"Has no one ever taught you of stranger danger, Corpse? I could steal your shit." She teases, eyes mischievous.
He scoffs, "Good luck with that. Not much you can steal."
A grin lights up her face. "Great then! I'm down."
Now, however, it's his turn to tease her, "Has no one ever taught you about stranger danger? I could be a deranged killer and you just waltz into my apartment, aka my murder den."
"Oh trust me, hun - if you don't kill me, my parents most definitely will. I've been ignoring their texts and calls all day, how do you think that'll end for me?"
Corpse thinks about it for a moment or two, or pretends to, really, before saying: "Ok, yeah, that's fair."
"That's what I thought"
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demonboyhalo a year ago
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[Tubbo had been listening to Corpse's music earlier, and wanted to buy chains after hearing a song lyric about it]
Corpse: Hey you get those chains Tubbo, you get those chains
Tubbo: I get those chains! I will Corpse, I will get the chains!!
Ranboo, laughing: Why did Corpse just join-
let it be known that Corpse abruptly joining the VC scared the shit out of me. the fact that he can do that to any DSMP call whenever he wants? too powerful
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