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thefanficmonster · 1 year

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It is I!! With (yet again) another small Idea I JUST had

Imagine this: Corpse x Apartment neighbor reader, where one night Corpse just Scream to the top of his lugs and then the reader screams back just for fun and then they get to know each other that way

I found it kinda funny honestly but that's like a rough idea of what I just thought let me know if ya liked it, k?

-with love Miss Kia

PS: Remember to take care even if it's just sleeping a bit or a glass of water okay?🥰 Whatever you do is good enough for us

PS2: Please tag me with it done, if you do make it ☺️

Hi dear! I know it's been literal months since you sent in this request but I've finally gotten around to it and I hope the final product makes the wait worth it. Love you with all my heart, Vy 💕

Pairing: Corpse Husband x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Mentions of Anxiety and Stress, Swearing

Genre: Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: see request above

As you slump against the only standing piece of furniture in your otherwise barren living room, you can't help but sigh. Boxes surround you, silently judging you for leaving them in their status quo for yet another day. Postponing the inevitable unpacking awaiting you isn't much of a choice with your busy schedule but it is what it is and anything else would be making excuses. And there's nothing you hate more than making excuses.

You moved into this new apartment three days ago and yet you have only spent twelve hours in it total. Your stuff is still in boxes which you are quite frankly afraid to open, worried of all the broken crap you'll find because the movers you hired turned a blind eye to the large bold letters the word FRAGILE was written in.

Working two jobs is the only way you can pull through your final year of college but it's starting to feel like you're digging your mental health and sleep schedule a grave instead.

You wanna scream. Scream your fucking lungs out. But you can't with these shitty thin walls. You don't want your neighbors to think you're a nut-job. At least not already. Hell, they haven't even seen your face. You could be living next to Leonardo DiCaprio and have zero clue.

Ok, full disclosure, the building is filthy, so Leo is certainly not living next-door but a serial killer might be.

And speaking off....

Just as that ridiculous though passes your mind and causes you to chuckle, the aforementioned thin walls are straight up rattled by a guttural scream, the vibrations of which nearly bring the ceiling down on you.

You let several moments go by as the building settles in it's slot in the Earth following that vocal earthquake. You stare blankly at the wall behind which the scream emanated from, the wall separating you from your neighbor.

That serial killer thing seems to check out, you think to yourself as your loopy, exhausted brain hits the wrong instruction button, sending you in a fit of quiet giggles.

They can't think I'm a loose canon if they're just as bad, can they?

You decide they can't and go on and rip your friendly neighbor a new one. A scream much stronger, louder and longer that simultaneously establishes your dominance as well as deflates the tension that had built up in your chest.

It's the relief you've needed for a while now.

Similar silence follows your scream, leaving you to catch your breath, head tilted back with peace you haven't felt since you decided to move.

At least until there's a knock at your door.

"Hey, um, you good in there?"

The knock maybe put you on edge, but the voice is what seriously caught you off-guard. In all honesty, it intrigued you more than you'd like to admit. Not enough to get you to open the door, but enough to get you up from the couch and get you to approach the door at least a little.

"You're one to talk. You started the chain, pal." You retort without a second's hesitation which probably should have been considered, with the whole serial killer theory and all.

You hear the guy chuckle, "Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's not like I own a stress ball."

Another step brings you closer to the door, "I mean, they don't really do much. And therapy is expensive. Scaring your neighbors is free."

"I scared you?" He has the audacity to sound shocked, almost offended, "You scared me!"

"You bet your ass I did. Gotta let you know who the boss is around here." You sass right back, unable to prevent the bubbling laughter from escaping you.

It mirrors his, "Well, boss, wanna open this door? I feel a little looney and I probably look so too. Talking to a door and all."

His comments provokes a mumbled apology from you as you, against all the better judgement your 2-minutes-ago self possessed, go to open the door.

And my, oh my, did you win the neighbor lottery. You got a lethally cute one.

"Hi there, neighbor." You greet the taller figure crowned by a mop of messy dark curls. His dark eyes barely peer through the curtain.

But you still manage to make out his smile, even with the mask blocking it from direct view, "Hello to you too, neighbor."

"Y/N, nice to meet ya."

"Corpse, the pleasure's all mine."

His name wouldn't help his serial killer case if you weren't so focused on the few features of his you could see.

There's a brief beat of silence he puts an end to with a shy yet still witty comment, "I know you're supposed to bring baked goods to new neighbors but I can't cook for shit....I got beer though?"

A smile brightens up your face which clearly releases some tension from him, "Say no more, Corpse. You got my full attention. Even if you might be a serial killer."

His eyes blow wide, "What?"

So do yours, "What?"

Well, if that isn't the most rom-comy thing ever. Hallmark and audience approved.

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tddoodles · 4 months

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Gwuncan mess for my mental health

#inspired by some headcanons #I think you all can guess which ones #I especially love the detail that sleeping Gwen looks like a corpse :D #he checks her pulse every time just in case #total drama #my art #td duncan #td gwen #gwuncan

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dollsbite · 2 years

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៹ ✦ my melody & kuromi, corpse husband hcs

corpse with a pink-obsessed s/o

first of all, the fans absolutely adore your dynamic

the aesthetics you and corpse have are akin to avril lavigne's sk8ter boi; "he was a punk, she did ballet. what more can i say?" (even if it isn't actually like that, or you don't identify as a girl)

expect a lot of cute fanart! the fandom's most talented artists love drawing you and corpse in adorable outfits and situations

some are a bit surprised the two of you are together, the both of you are like night and day

sometimes, corpse steals your pink cat ear headphones and wears them around the house with pride

"he looks so cute, guys! i wish you could see him now."

chat goes crazy, wanting to see corpse in all his "cat boy" glory

although the color of his attire is on the darker side, he'll cherish any pink jewelry, hair clips, pins - you name it - that you give him and incorporate them into his outfits

if not for his anxiety, he would've loved going out in public with his hair decorated with little bows and such

at first, people assumed you were all sunshine and rainbows by your appearance

that all changed during an intense round of crab game's glass jump. with the pressure from your boyfriend and a few seconds on the clock, you went first and died when the glass panel broke under your feet

"fuck you, corpse! i'm going to kill you - better sleep with one eye open."

"you know you love it when i push your buttons, baby."

"shut up!" you fire back, ignoring how flustered that darn voice of his has you

the viewers are surprised because this was the first time you'd lashed out on stream (which they'd see more of in the future)

you got his ass during the dorm level, beating him savagely with your weapon immediately after the lights went out

"watch out, everyone. they may look cute but they're actually fucking evil," corpse laughs, clearly amused at the whole ordeal

oh my god, imagine how cute the Instagram posts would be with a s/o that collects stuffed animals

like, corpse posing with your stuffed animals, the cute plushies noticeably sticking out against his black clothes

corpse hugging a hello kitty plush >>>

not only that, the couple pics would be absolutely adorable

you'd be draped in all pink and corpse, in all black. a beautiful contrast indeed

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im-his-druidess · 8 months

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Listen ok this might be a bit weird lol but omg

Thomas and any other slashers you'd like to write for this with a reader who has an oral fixation. And this doesn't even have to be sexual. Slasher notices that she's almost always nibbling, biting, sucking her fingers, jewelry, etc.

Are the slashers curious? Do they want her to suck on their fingers? Are they worried about the cleanliness? I've always had this little idea in the back of my mind lol

Definitely an interesting thought...

Bo Sinclair

His mind would immediately be in the gutter. He would catch on pretty quick and would gladly offer his...services. Would find great enjoyment in just watching you mouth at whatever is closest to you. Finds it erotic and slightly endearing (Although he would never admit that part out loud...unless it's to tease you)

Vincent Sinclair

Would be more curious than Bo, but his mind would also eventually go to what else he could put in your mouth. (I fully believe he is a touch-starved sex fiend and nothing will change my mind) Would spend more time staring at you as you nibble/suck/chew on whatever you find and he more than likely has a few sketches of you doing so.

Michael Myers

Doesn't seem to care, but some items he will rip out of your mouth because he deems it "unsafe". Will absolutely randomly shove his fingers inside your mouth curiously before getting riled up and shoving you to your knees while pawing at his pants.

Otis Driftwood

Absolutely makes fun of you. Calls you names, some are pretty creative, before offering to give you something to keep your mouth busy. Anytime he sees you start to nibble or suck on random things he's immediately palming himself through his pants and dragging you closer. Is perhaps trying to condition you to seek him out when you want something in your mouth.

Luigi Largo

Secretly finds it endearing, but will gut anybody who hears him say it. Will buy you whatever fidget toys you want, numerous necklaces that you can safely put in your mouth, and will threaten Pavi when he starts making lewd comments. Although it does give him some ideas...

Thomas Hewitt

Is transfixed almost immediately by this habit of yours. Will poke at your lips or cheek when you spend a while gnawing on something, prompting you to give your mouth a break, and he will make all sorts of racket and threatening rumbles if Hoyt (or anyone else) says something inappropriate. Will awkwardly but earnestly massage your jaw if you complain about it being sore. Just finds it fascinating.

Brahms Heelshire

Is curious about your habit and will even try to chastise you for putting random things in your mouth. Chewing on your necklaces isn't "ladylike" and he will pout about it before you explain to him that it's something you really can't control. He then will start finding random things to gift you that you could use instead and will stare at you the entire time. Mind definitely goes to the gutter and he will eventually start shoving his fingers in your mouth hopefully.

Jason Voorhees

Is at a loss on what to do or act. Will snatch things away from you if he thinks it's dangerous or dirty, will stare at you for an almost uncomfortable amount of time, but will ultimately try to find things for you to keep you distracted that he deems "safe". His mind does go into the gutter but he won't act on his urges out of shame or embarrassment. Will bring you items from his victims to see if it's something that will help you. Will pat your head or nudge your shoulder if he finds you doing it without thought.

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komotionlessqueenmm · 1 year

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Headcanon/Preference # 24

Gifs NOT mine.

Year posted - 2023

📝Note(s) - Blue text is them talking to ya.

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| Bo Sinclair |

• Initially he's at a lost for words... Like wtf just happened?

• "What the hell does that even mean?" He asks after getting over his initial confession/shock.

• He's even more confused when you explain what it means, and why you decided to say it.

• "That's really stupid darlin'." He deadpans before dealing with the victim himself.

• He kinda doesn't think you're mature enough to handle it now because of this. 🙄

• Don't let him fool ya, deep down, like really deep down, Bo thought it was kinda funny.

• Wonders to himself why exactly he is so in love with you.

• Totally oblivious to the fact that it's because you do silly shit like this, that make him love you so much.

• You're a total breath of fresh air for him, but he'll never admit that.

• If you do it again, he might slip up and snort.

• He'll totally cover it up with a cough, and totally insist that he didn't laugh...

• He's better than that (Y/n), you should know better by now... 😒

| Vincent Sinclair |

• You thought Bo was confused, Vincent is looking at you like you just grew two heads.

• "What was that?" He'd sign, tilting his head to emphasize his confusion.

• When you explain what it means, and why you said it. He just pats your head affectionately.

• He's still beyond confused, but if you thought it was cleaver/funny then he's happy to humor you.

• Vincent finds it funny that you got such a kick out of it though.

• Wonders how he got so lucky to have such a cute/silly s/o. 😇

• If you do it again, he'll clap proudly before patting your head affectionately again.

• He is honestly proud of you, even if he doesn't always understand your humor.

• Thinks about this encounter every time he sees a bat now.

• Smiling to himself when he remembers just how happy you looked. ☺️

• Wonders to himself what crazy thing you'll say next.

| Lester Sinclair |

• He has no idea what that means, but he's laughing almost as hard as you are.

• "You're so clever sunflower!" He's complimenting you before kissing your temple.

• Proud af despite not knowing what the hell vibe check means.

• Doesn't even question it, he doesn't need answers.

• Lester loves your scene of humour, even when it goes right over his head. 😝

• He's like a dog, he's happy when you're happy, and when you get hyped he's getting hyped with ya!

• Will butt heads with Bo if he tries belittling you for it. No one talks bad about his sweet little sunflower!

• Despite not usually getting into the killing part of things, he was very happy watching you protect him against the tourist.

• Loves how badass and silly you are. The perfect combo in his mind!

• Totally fell deeper in love with you for protecting him, and for making a joke while at it.

• Depending on your size, he might have even jumped into your arms, looking up at you with wide doe eyes.

• Bo was gagging at the sight.🤢

• Wants you to show him what these me-mes are.

| Bubba Sawyer |

• *Tilts head like a cute puppy.*

• What does that mean, and why are you laughing so hard?

• Nudges you until you calm down enough to explain what just happened.

• Laughs softly despite not entirely understanding the joke.

• Wonders if vibe checks are always so violent?

• Bubba totally thinks of the phrase randomly while dealing with a trespasser.

• Queue him wondering if it still counts to vibe check someone with a chainsaw? 🤔

• And he's totally asking you the next time he sees you if it still counts.

• His hands shaking as he writes his question down, making his handwriting kinda hard to read.

• Babbles excitedly when you agree that it counts.

• Blushing when you praise him for it.

• Loves having this little inside joke with you.

• Asks you to show him your favorite memes, so you can bond more over that.

• Doesn't entirely understand most of them, but he dose still enjoy them. 🙂

| Nubbins Sawyer |

• Queue goofy laughter and an excited gremlin man jumping around whooping.

• "That was real funny (Y/n)!" He laughs before taking a quick picture to immortalize the moment.

• Knowing he had no idea what it means you explain it to him, doesn't exactly understand, but he gets the idea... Sorta.

• He yells it all the time when Drayton is chasing him with a broom.

• It infuriates Drayton btw.

• Which makes Nubbins all the happier tbh. 😅

• Sometimes even hollers it before aggressively stabbing his food.

• You think that's bad, if you show him more memes, God himself couldn't help y'all.

• Begs you to vibe check Drayton at least once.

• Giggles everytime he sees the bat.

• Warns trespassers that you'll vibe check their shit, as you once so eloquently put it. 😈

• Gets so so so fucking excited when you grab the bat, even of you're just moving it while cleaning up.

• Yells it with you the next time you go to get someone with the bat, and I mean yells!

| Chop Top Sawyer |

• Just like Nubbins he's laughing his ass off and jumping around excitedly.

• "Ha! You just got vibe checked!" He taunts the victim, weather their dead or alive, and weather or not he even knows what the hell that means.

• It honestly doesn't matter what you say, Chops gonna get hyped and laugh alongside you.

• Does eventually question it after like a week goes by, having gotten distracted from asking about it until now.

• Gets all hyped up again when you explain it, and it honestly makes perfect sense to him. 🤗

• He totally gets pissed one day and vibe checks Drayton with his own broom.

• Bubba had to break up the fight, and he was freaking out the whole time... It was interesting to say the least.

• Yells it over and over again in victims faces while whacking them with a fucking femur bone. 🤦‍♀️

• Makes up little rhymes about you vibe checking people. It's both dark and hilariously fitting.

• Damn near looses his mind if you ever do it again, you'd think he was going on about Nam Land again with how excited he got.

| Tex Sawyer |

• Smiles despite having no idea what the fuck you said even means.

• "Good job angel." He's complimenting with a proud smile. 🤠

• He's happy you're able to deal with victims, and have fun doing it.

• "So what exactly does that mean angel?" He'll ask a little while after dealing with the victim.

• You end up asking what he's talking about, because you honestly weren't sure.

• "Vibe check." He clarified with a chuckle, thinking about how excited you had looked while yelling it.

• When you explain what it means, and why you said it.

• Tex is kinda just like. "Seems a bit odd, but if it makes you happy angel I'm happy." kissing you lovingly afterwards. 🥰

• Gifts you a reinforced bat some time later, just in case you need it again.

• His sense of humour is kinda cheesy, so he really enjoys how silly your humor gets.

• Teasingly warns his brothers that you'll vibe check them of they don't straighten up after themselves.

• Convincing them just how bad a vibe check is, when it involves a bat covered in metal plates.

• It's his way of making sure your chores don't get pushed to the side, in favor of cleaning up after them, when they can do it themselves.

• Gushes with so much pride when if you do it again, especially if it was a rather tough victim.

| Vilmer Sawyer |

• Laughs like a fucking lunatic, taunting the victim, dead or alive.

• "You get 'em baby doll!" He encourages with vigor, his eyes wide and wild.

• Doesn't matter in the slightest bit that he has no idea what it means, he himself says some pretty wild stuff so. 🤷‍♀️

• Gets the gist that it isn't exactly a pleasant thing, considering you nearly caved a dudes skull in after yelling it.

• Subconsciously makes a mental note to not piss you off when a bat is nearby.

• While also subconsciously wondering if he could take a vibe check. 🤔

• Threats pretty much everyone with having you vibe check them.

• Probably got turned on by it in a weird way as well.

• You're hot when you're acting a bit wild, so can you really blame him?

• Ends up building a serious collection of bats for you, in case any of the others brake or get lost.

• Encouraging you to do it again the moment the opportunity arises.

• And nearly creaming his jeans when you actually end up doing it again.

| Thomas Hewitt |

• *Stands there with chainsaw in hand, completely baffled by what you just said and did.* 😮

• Follows you around until you explain what just happened.

• Finds it very funny once he understands.

• Sometimes secretly wishes you'd vibe check Charlie.

• So beyond happy knowing you can and will defend the family if needed, while also remaining true to yourself.

• Though he can't help but feel like the bat isn't the sturdiest thing to use. 😰

• Asks you to show him some more memes, relating with some of them and coming to understand your humor more.

• Ends up collecting enough bats to make sure there is one in every room of the house, including the attic that no one uses.

• Smiles so bright when or if you do it again.

• He's seriously so proud of you and your almost carefree nature.

• Shows you the most ideal spots to hit in order to properly incapacitate your victim.

• Rewards you with kisses when you pick up these little lessons rather quickly.

| Billy Loomis |

• He stares at you with a completely unamused look.

• "Are you fucking serious right now babe?" Queue him rolling his eyes at your grin.

• "God that was so corny." He'll sigh at your "lame" joke.

• Secretly finds it rather amusing, and even cute that you did it.

• Would rather fight God himself than admit that though, especially to you.

• He'll never boost your ego when it comes to your sense of humour. 🙄

• Unfortunately knows what it means because of you and Stu sending him stupid memes all the time.

• Not so substantially leaves the bats he had at his house, from when he was in baseball, in random places around your home.

• Annoyed that your humor is just as cringy as Stu's, at least that's how he acts.

• Y'all know better though.

• Caught himself smirking when you did it again, quickly wiping it away before you had a chance to notice. 😐

• Takes the time to show you proper form with swinging a bat, and how to effectively put more power behind your blows.

• Is honestly happy you take so much enjoyment out of it, regardless of how you do it.

| Stu Macher |

• Wheezing with laughter, so much he's crying, and now his sides hurt.

• "Fuck yeah! Get 'em cupcake!" He'll cheer before bursting into a fit of giggles again.

• He's a shit poster, he knows exactly what meme this is from, and he loves it.

• Begs you to do it again so he can record it. 📹

• But his hands are shaking so much from trying to hold in his laughter that the video quality is shit.

• That doesn't stop him from wheezing every time he watches the video however.

• Randomly says it every so often after you did, when he's dealing with a victim. 🔪

• Gushes about it to Billy all the time, completely oblivious to Billy's growing annoyance.

• Giggles randomly in classes sometimes when he's suddenly reminded of it.

• Fucking adores how in tune your humor is with his.

• He's also so beyond happy he was able to convince Billy to let you in on their secret, and that you took to it so freaking well.

• Reenacts you doing it every once in a while, making you giggle at his excitement.

| OG Michael Myers |

• He just stares at you with unimpressed eyes.

• Walks away before you even have a chance to explain the joke.

• Secretly found it amusing.

• But you'll never know that.

• Wonders why you are the way you are, like he's got any room to talk. 🙄

• Honestly proud of the swing you gave when you hit the victim.

• Therefore glad to know you can take care of yourself if need be.

• Thus wondering if you'd always say stupid shit like that even if he wasn't around to see it.

• Sighs dramatically when or if you ever do it again.

• But he'll pat your back reassuringly.

• He's trying to be gentle while doing so, but he's failing miserably. 😭

• Acts all grumpy when you try showing him other memes you enjoy.

• He'll never understand any of it, or your humor.

• He's totally a hypocrite btw, remember his little joke with the sheet with holes for eyes, and glasses perched upon his sheet covered face?

• If you're aware of this little joke he pulled, and you bring it up, he'll sulk off for a while.

• How dare you call him out?

| RZ Michael Myers |

• He tilts his head in confusion, watching you with curious eyes.

• After dealing with the body, and ensuring you're alone, he'll slip off his mask and rest his forehead against the side of your head.

• It's his way of asking you to explain what you meant. 🥰

• He's still hiding behind his hair, but through those blond locks, you can see his shimmering eyes, full of child like wonder.

• When you explain what you meant, and why exactly you said it, he's chuckling softly under his breath.

• He doesn't exactly know what it means, but it's still amusing, especially considering the context in which you said it.

• "Silly." He murmurs so quietly, you almost missed it.

• And before you could say anything else he pulled you to lay against his chest, lovingly stroking your hair.

• If it happens again he's chuckling softly before patting your head affectionately.

• Indulges you when you want to show him more of your favorite memes.

• Loves that childish humor, and sometimes uses it himself, even if he's only quoting it in his head.

• Rewards you with candy every time you say something funny. 🍬

• He knows his mother would have adored you if you'd ever had the chance to meet her.

| Corey Cunningham |

• He was totally caught off guard by that one, but once he focuses again he's snickering with a shake of his head.

• "Really babe?" He asked with a grin, pulling you against his chest, just smiling at you.

• No explanation needed, Corey was familiar with the meme. Mostly because of you, as of late, showing him all sorts of memes.

• He found it silly that you used it in such a serious situation, but he doesn't disapprove in the slightest.

• Mindlessly thinks about it all the time, smiling softly to himself.

• He's beyond happy you approve of his new lifestyle, and have embraced it as wholeheartedly as you have him with all of his faults.

• Found it incredibly hot the way you looked as you swung the bat. Fierce and sexy. 😱

• Finds out that he is in love with your aggressive side, which leads to experimenting in the bedroom.

• Anytime he comes across a stray bat he'll snag it for you, you can never have to many bats!

• He is so proud of you when you do it, it's just so you, and in his mind, adorable.

• Praises you for being able to do something so brutal, and yet making it a fun experience for you.

• Covers your face with kisses everytime. 😘

| Brahms Heelshire |

• He totally jumped when you hollered, he wasn't expecting that don't tease him!

• Like yeah screw the MF that broke into the Heelshire estate, but did you really have to yell like that? 🥺

• Pouts at you from behind his mask, crossing his arms childishly, waiting for you to comfort him.

• Soaks up that attention once you start giving it to him, forgiving you for startling him only if you pepper his now unmasked face with kisses. 💋

• "(Y/n) what does vibe check mean?" Brahms asks in his child's voice, tilting his head with wonder.

• Snickers with delight when you explain it to him.

• Demands you show him more memes, finding them greatly amusing, even the shitty ones.

• Goes around vibe checking his toys for a while.

• Looking to you for approval every time he does it, and pouting when you aren't paying attention.

• Sometimes you'll hear him in the walls hollering vibe check followed by a loud thump.

• Looses it when or if you ever do it again, clapping his hands all excitedly.

• He's tackled you atleast once while shouting vibe check.

• He thought it was hilarious. You? Not so much.

(Victims being deadites)

| Ash Williams |

• Snorts like a fucking dork, regardless of the fact that he has no idea what that means.

• "That was groovy baby, but what does that mean exactly?" He questioned before pecking your lips.

• After you've explained it he's still completely obvious to what it means.

• Queue Ash quoting it all wrong all the freaking time. 😒

• And totally brushing it off when you point that fact out.

• Probably insists that you don't know what it means, despite the fact that you're the certified meme Queen/King. 😤

• Acts all cool whenever he says it, beaming with pride even when you face palm in response.

• Finds memes on his own, and shows them to you with excitement.

• They either suck, or you've already seen it.

• Sasses other deadites, and threatens to vibe check them with his chainsaw, or better yet sick you on them.

• He's so fucking proud of you for being able to take on deadites, and he gushes about you all the fucking time.

• When you do it again he ends up crying from laughing so hard.

• "Did you see the look on their face?"

| Pablo Simon Bolivar |

• Falls into a fit of giggle once he realizes what you said.

• "Good one babe!" He compliments with a wide grin.

• He ends up having to explain it to a very confused Ash. 🤨

• Ash mutters about how weird you both are, before walking off to try and find some "tail".

• Beyond happy that you can handle yourself.

• Maybe even a little jealous of how clam you were.

• When on the road you both show eachother memes back and forth, while Ash tries desperately to strike up conversation.

• Never fails to fall into a fit of giggles whenever you shout silly shit like that before dealing with the deadite.

• Wonders to himself all the time as to how he got so lucky to meet someone so badass and fun, let alone to date them.

• In awe every single time you do something so awesome, falling in love even more.😍

• Ends up cracking similar jokes whenever he gets the courage to deal with a deadite himself.

| Otis Driftwood |

• Looks at you like you just said the dumbest thing in the world.

• "What the hell is wrong with you?" He'll ask with an annoyed huff.

• Very unimpressed when you explain what it means, and why you said it. 😑

• "That's gotta be the stupidest shit I've ever heard." He shook his head before walking off.

• Acts like he ain't ever said stupid shit before.

• Refuses to indulge you with checking out memes together, says their childish, and therefore stupid.

• He's such a grumpy old fuck.

• Facepalms if you ever do it again.

• Probably even taunts you about them while he's fucking you stupid. 😂

• "How's this for a vibe check?" He'd hiss before thrusting into you so hard your head hit the headboard.

• That's the only time he'd ever even acknowledge the damn meme, or any others for that matter.

• Tells you to read a fucking book instead of looking at a bunch of "useless" memes.

• Rants about your ridiculous humor to his victims when you're not around.

| Baby Firefly |

• Queue her contagious laughter.

• "Get 'em sexy!" She cries out, followed by more giggling.

• Doesn't even question it, and she already loves it.

• Praises you for being so fun and dangerous.

• Reenacts it all the time with shrill laughter, much to they annoyance of Otis.

• Jumps around clapping excitedly when you do it again. 🤩

• Mocks the fuck outta the victim, and playfully warns the others about what's coming their way.

• Sometimes says it over and over again while whacking a victim with a doll.

• Gets so so excited when you show her more memes, and runs around quoting them all the time.

• She got pissed once and vibe checked a drunk Otis, knocking him unconscious until morning.

• "Say it again! Say it again!" She'll demand every time you say it.

• Smothering you with kisses when you do as she asks.

• Flaunts you around the house for being so amazing, sexy, and badass! 😌

| David |

• *Exasperated face palm*🤦🏼‍♂️

• Did he find it funny? Yeah but he'll never let you know that.

• Well what was funny was mostly the look on the victims face, but what you said was also kinda amusing.

• "Happy now kitten?" He'll ask tauntingly, a sarcastic smile on his face.

• But as you beam excitedly at him that sarcasm just kinda washes away, you're just to damn cute.

• Always encouraging you to get involved with their hunting after that, weather you intend on turning or not.

• Gets you a reinforced bat and insists you always have it with you, boardwalk or no, just to be safe. 😊

• Silently praising you in his head for such an effective blow. You really are a deadly sight.

• Wonders where you get your sense of humour from.

• Just knows you Marko and Paul are going to be trouble, he can just sense it happening. (if it hasn't already that is)

• When you explained where it came from, and all about memes, he insists no instructs you to not show Marko and Paul.

• Did he find it incredibly hot? Yes, yes he did. And yes you will learn about that as he attacks your neck with nips and kisses.

• "Fucking love you." He growled as he clamped down on your neck, leaving behind one hell of a love bite.

| Dwayne |

• A little to stunned to know how to react. But admittedly there is a grin tugging at his lips.

• "What was that about?" He asked as his smile grew, placing his hands on your hips, just gazing into your eyes with wonder and adoration.

• You quickly explained yourself sheepishly, suddenly feeling incredibly silly for saying something like that in front of him.😅

• He chuckles and reassures you that it was really amusing, placing a kiss against your temple, then your nose, then your lips.

• Then he suddenly gets really excited and starts whooping, praising you for being such a badass, and for protecting yourself.

• He knew you were perfect for him, he just didn't realize how perfect, until now that is. 😍

• When you properly introduce him to memes, he finds them amusing, but he would much rather prefer a book still.

• Though he will indulge you more than David will.

• He knows your humor is different from his own, but not nearly as much as David's, so you both can joke around easily.

• Gets a sturdy wooden bat for you, and carves intricate designs into it, including both of your names of course.

• Smiles at the excitement you show when he finally gifts it to you, big ol' red bow tied around the bat when he passes it to you.

• Melts at the praise you shower him in, although he gets hungry when you start showering him with kisses, leads to a long and tiring night.

| Marko |

• *Literal heart eyes! And swooning so much deeper than he already has.*

• "GET 'EM TIGER!" He shouts excitedly, now flying just above your head in circles, and just giggling like an absolute fiend.😆

• Then like the flip of a switch he's attacking you with kisses and lust, not even realizing that his face was still shifted in his vampiric form.

• Begs and I mean begs you to do it again, even if that means he's gotta go out and lure a new victim out to you.

• Pesters you to know where you got that from, and when you explain it to him he's all hyper again, and he wants to know more.

• Gets so into memes it's ridiculous, once he understands the whole meme thing, he'll start making his own. (mostly for you and Paul)

• He's really good at making them btw.

• Also he can't wait to see how deadly you are with a bat when you're finally turned.

• Gets a bat for you, and paints it so extravagantly, it's honestly magical, and you don't know if you can bring yourself to actually use it.

• He encourages you to use it anyways, promising to make you another bat if this one gets messed up.

• Fucking howls with laughter if you do it again, or if it's even just mentioned. 😂

• He gushes about your scene of humor all the time, and about how dangerous you are, even to his victims before he drains them.

• Y'all have inside jokes like crazy that revolve around memes now.

• "Keep it up and you'll get a vibe check from a literal goddess/god." He'd hiss tauntingly to a victim, already knowing the fucker was deadmeat.

| Paul |

• *Giggles until his sides hurt.*

• "Kill 'em baby kill 'em!" He exclaims with boisterous laughter, flying around like a hyper kid, much like Marko.

• This memory will live in his head rent free for the rest of his life no joke.🙃

• In his excitement he totally pulled you into his arms, and flew up into the night sky. Hope you aren't afraid of heights!

• No need to explain where you got it from, or what it means exactly, he loves it and understands already.

• And no he hasn't really seen any memes, but he understands the humor all the same.

• But when you show him the vast world of memes he's so stoked about it, you both go down a real rabbit hole.

• You mostly communicate in memes now, and the only one that usually understands is Marko, David and Dwayne are just left in the dark.

• He reenacts you hitting the victim over and over, getting more out of hand each time.

• Gushes about how you could literally knock someone's head off when you finally turn.

• Got really serious once with a victim that started talking shit about you, getting all up in the guy's face warning him that you'd kill the prick with a single wing of a bat.

• And he'll dramatically swoon if you do it again to defend him, kissing you fiercely as he yet again floats up into the air with you in his arms.

• How did he get so lucky to have such a badass, funny, and incredibly sexy babe as you to be his mate? 🥰

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(This is an old piece that's been setting in my drafts for ages, finally got around to finishing it and so here we are.)

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more cfau miscellaneous things because Childhood Friends Danny and Jason have my head and heart always and I need to finish rewriting chapter two dammit (and redo the half-finished chapter 4 because its just Not The Vibes). i'm almost through I need to get through the graveyard scene. (i just stubbornly refuse to have it be shorter than the original chapter and thats the little death. that is the mind killer.)

Danny and jason’s ghost forms both smell faintly like burnt flesh and cigarettes. However, Jason has a more smokey smell while Danny’s smells almost,,, electrical? In a sense? Like he just straight up smells like burnt flesh and sulphur while Jason smells like someone put him in a smoker first.

It’s very much an unpleasant smell but Danny finds an odd comfort in it just as much as he finds a comfort in the smell of nicotine.

(Jason post-revival smells burnt flesh once and is immediately offput by the fact that it brings him an instinctive comfort. He doesn’t realize its because it reminds him of Danny, and is uncomfortable by it.)

In an au of an au, Danny’s altercation with Rath ends with Rath regaining enough of his sanity to snap out of the grieving state and ends with him breaking down. Instead of being souped and imprisoned, Rath, who is permanently 14, decides to Move On into the unknown. He’s exhausted, heartbroken, and tired.

(Is this influenced heavily by the ParaNorman scene where he talks to Agatha and helps her move on? Yes. But it doesn’t fit with the Original Storyline so im shoving it into an Au of an Au.)

Rath tells Danny that Jason lied to them (which he genuinely believes), and that he’s tired of waiting/looking for him/grieving. Jason is gone. He isn’t coming back, he abandoned them. And he wants his mom and dad, and his sister, and his friends. And he’s ready to join them.

He leads Danny out to Gotham, which other than Amity Park might’ve been the only city left untouched due to Rath’s own mental block on the place. They go out to the park he and Jason used to frequent or up to one of crime alley’s rooftops, and there Rath lies down and goes to sleep. Only to never wake up again, materializing into nothing as his soul moves on.

Before Rath leaves, he forces Danny to promise him that he’ll only wait for Jason for ten years. After that if he doesn’t find him, or if Jason doesn’t show, then Danny has to move on. Whether that be like how Rath does, or if its inly mentally/emotionally, doesn’t matter. He has to move on. Don’t wait for him. Don’t waste his time any more.

(“Oh, and if you find him, kick his ass for me.”)

Danny reluctantly agrees, and Rath lies down. Danny sings to him as he falls asleep.

(Angsty points if the vigilantes including Red Hood caught wind of their presence and were silently watching from the shadows. Rath might know they’re there, but Danny’s too focused on Rath to notice.)

(If only so that Red Hood realizes that this is what happened to Danny, and that Danny is gone before he can make things right. The tragedy, folks. The angst. The initial realization that Danny was Rath, and then also that Danny was dead and has been dead for years, and that before he moved on, he moved on believing that Jason abandoned him.)

(like i said it doesn't fit in the original timeline/storyline hence why its an au of an au and isn't nearly a fleshed out, but i was largely just focusing on the tragedy of Rath moving on and Jason being alive to see it and realize just who Rath is.)

Just like how the Lazarus pits shot Jason's twiggy 4'6-5'4 (depending on what you find) feet tall and 86lb ass up like a tree an essentially fixed his malnutrition, the portal did the same thing for Danny.

(granted i forgot about malnutrition and danny's likely stunted growth at first -- his family lived in crime alley and despite both his parents working, I don't think they had enough food all the time. He probably wasn't as badly malnourished as Jason was, but he wasn't healthy either.)

Granted his ghost in its "natural" state (14) is short, and his growth spurts were slow at first, it did result in him reaching his dad's height. There were points where it just happened overnight, like a baby. He went to bed one night 5’6 and woke up the next day 5’10.

Jazz is shorter than him. Although I have't decided if she's even liminal at all (and if she is, it didn't cure everything because she would have also suffered childhood malnutrition, and since in au canon their parents didn't get their hands on physical ectoplasm until after they got to Amity Park. So the exposure is less.)

Danny's voice absolutely sounds like canon Dan's. It kinda just dropped one day when he was 16-17 and never went back up. Sam and Tucker sometimes ask him to just talk about anything because they find his voice soothing.

I'm not sure yet how Danny would feel about it at first considering Rath, but I imagine that Rath, when he did speak, would have had a quieter and scratchier/weaker voice considering he's spent the last decade shrieking and crying.

(and i suppose technically that shouldn't have any effect on his throat considering he's a ghost and idk if that would actually affect him, but i like the idea so im keeping it)

In the beginning you could hear him from a mile away by the sound of his loud, echoing wails, but ten years later you can only really hear him by the soft, shuddering sobs he makes. Like he's gasping for air that isn't there. The future is full of very quiet survivors.

And it's much easier to speak when you pitch your voice upwards (especially when whispering/speaking quietly) so he might've spoken in a higher, airy pitch in order to be heard. So Danny might actually find a comfort in having a lower voice.

#tw mentions of gore #cw gore #i suppose this counts as gore #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #childhood friends au #cfau #really leaning into the idea of rath just being a horror. the horrors! i am delighted in the horrors!#im having fun with it #i swear to god turning 19 turned a switch on in my brain because i am much more comfortable with gore and heavy injury now than i was l #literally a year ago. the urge to write about some of danny's most horrific injuries in his fights is STRONG #like the hORRORS folks. *th horrors*. i dont think i'll ever write a dissection fic because that icks me out but the idea that danny's had #to stitch up his own throat because it got slit in a fight nd he cant shift back to human until he's done because his ghost will survive bu #his body wont #the idea that he's been impaled multiple times before and it hurts each fucking time but he still gets up and hurls the hurt right back in #equal measure. because that's how you wanna play? okay. lets play. he's 14 and his best friend is dead. he can play.#and the idea that all ghosts have 'corpse' forms where their ghosts look exactly like how they died. and danny is utterly unrecognizable #jazz being liminal or not just isnt important to me because she's barely gonna show up in the story anyways #same reason why i hardly use the headcanon that ellie becomes danny's daughter because what use is she to me like that? she'll hardly have #an impact on the story and i refuse to treat characters like props. if they can't help progress the story then they aren't included

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