#corpse husband headcannon

[s1mpid10t]

Gonna say this now, P would love the song Ego by Willy Williams, he just would, he also would probably like Deftones, it would either be really moody or just in a whole nother language, I don't know what he would think of people like n9neful and CORPSE, would probably be confused as to why their voices are so deep or be just scared

#liesofp #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p #pinocchio #lies of p headcannons #lies of p headcanons #deftones #lies of p brainrot #corpse husband #n9neful

[awakentrashpanda]

Catnap headcannons because this kitty won the poll in a landslide 

🌙Almost never speaks

🌙 On the very rare occasion that he does speak I kinda imagine him sounding like corpse husband

🌙 Has a habit of just materializing behind people and scaring the crap out of them by accident

🌙Petty, spiteful, passive aggressive and sarcastic, but like in a slay way 💅🏻

🌙 As his name would suggest he takes a lot of frequent naps, and sometimes just randomly falls asleep 

🌙 If you try to pick him up he’ll do that cat thing where he becomes a liquid 

🌙 Always dresses like he rolled out of bed in the clothes that he’s wearing (because he probably did)

🌙Purrs when happy, content, or just whenever he’s around Dogday 

🌙 as I said, in my Dogday head cannons, I imagine these characters living in their own cartoon world, separate from the factory, but still having a little bit of memory overlap with their factory counterparts, so whenever catnap encounter some thing that might’ve belong to Theodore like clothing, accessories, or some sort of toy he will hold it in his arms like one would hold a baby and rock it gently while humming a lullaby, just like Dogday he has no idea why he does this 

🌙 sometimes just randomly kisses Dogday’s hand out of nowhere for no reason other than to amuse himself by making Dogday flustered 

🌙 hums lullabies to himself when he’s just hanging out or completing some random task 

🌙 affectionately brings people dead animals because cat

🌙Has retractable claws

🌙As we see in the VHS he’s canonically a drug dealer I don’t make the rules 

🌙 has both depression and insomnia…It’s about as pleasant as you think it is

💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛

#Smiling critters #catnap #catnap x dogday #dogday x catnap #headcannons #yes I know I procrastinated on this one #headcanons #sleepyday

[sailorsplatoon]

since you mentioned shipping four and acht in the past do you have any headcannons of how their relationship would work?

Ooooh I’ve been hoping someone would ask this!!!

Side Order spoilers below!

Acht and Four first met in the Memverse. I go with the theory that Agent 4 was controlled by Order and became Parallel Canon. When Eight reconfigured their palette, they didn’t go back to normal because they had been fully greyscaled. So in a last ditch effort to save them, Marina sent them back into the Memverse in hopes of having them climb the Spire of Order and regaining their memories in the same way she planned for sanitized octos to. Acht met them during their ascent of the spire and slowly fell in love. As Agent 4 began to regain their memories, their feelings grew for Acht as well. (I’m actually writing a fanfic on this right now!)

Acht is initially terrified of leaving the Memverse because they know they’ll be in the Deepsea Metro and will have to face the reality of having been sanitized. Eventually, Four is able to encourage them to live in the real world for a little bit, but surprises them by going to the Deepsea Metro to be there when Acht did eventually leave the Memverse. This is where they had their first kiss!

The two both struggle with the trauma of losing their free will to an AI. They provide comfort for each other as best as they can.

Acht is significantly taller than Four and will often pick them up randomly, carrying them on their back.

Four comes up with a new nickname for Acht every time they see them. They have a list in their phone of ideas, most of which are food themed. A few examples: Mx. F1sh, Seaweed, Matcha Latte, Sushi, and My Corpse Bride (or partner or husband, Acht is ok with any of them).

Acht is emo and Four is kidcore so their aesthetics clash but in a beautiful way.

Four was a fan of DJ Dedf1sh before they met Acht.

Acht uses they/them and is an asexual greyromantic lesbian. Four uses she/they and is demisexual and pansexual.

Girlboss (Acht) x girlfail (Four)

That’s about all I’ve got for right now! Thank you so much for asking! I love these two so much and will gladly rant about them forever!

#acht splatoon #ahato mizuta #dedf1sh #splatoon agent 4 #agent 4 side order #agent 4 #Acht x Agent 4 #Dedfour #side order #side order spoilers #asks #ask #ask box #This is basically just me going “what if my comfort characters kissed?”

[prettytoxicrevolver]

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Dream 

Quackity 

Karl Jacobs 

GeorgeNotFound 

Sapnap 

Platonic!Ranboo

Platonic!TommyInnit 

Awesamdude 

Punz 

Foolish Gamers 

Corpse Husband 

Sykkuno

Mr Beast (Jimmy Donaldson) 

Chandler Hallow

#mcyt headcanons #mcyt imagine #dream imagine #dream x reader #dream masterlist #quackity x reader #quackity fanfic #quackity imagine #quackity masterlist #karl jacobs fic #karl jacobs x reader #karl jacobs imagine #karl jacobs masterlist #georgenotfound x y/n #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound imagine #georgenotfound masterlist #sapnap imagine #sapnap x reader #sapnap masterlist #ranboo x reader #ranboo imagine #ranboo masterlist #tommyinnit imagine #tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit masterlist #awesamdude imagine #awesamdude x reader #awesamdude masterlist #punz x reader

[picklebunbun]

Nikolai Gogol x male! reader head-cannons

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hc or oneshot/series: headcannons

male! reader, you/your pronouns and masculine pronouns, can also be read as trans or cis reader

nikolai gogol x male! reader

genre: maybe a bit of angst if you squint but a lot of fluff

romantic/platonic?: romantic

fandom: BSD

cw: nikolai is insane {what else is new}, mentions of de@th, philosophical beliefs

{angel’s note🪽: I barely see any nikolai x male reader fics, we need some for our mlm guys! Nikolai is also one of my favorite characters}

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Scenario:

I guess this is how you two meet if you already didn’t think of a scenario like that

anyways, you could be held hostage by him, Nikolai definitely expected you to beg and scream for him to spare you

people desperate to save their lives and weeping for their killers to save them was always so pleasant to his ears

you were different, however. Maybe you weren’t as smart as Fyodor or as charming as Dazai but you got him

he was surprised on how philosophical you went on him, you understood how fragile life was, how useless it could be if you don’t accomplish anything, in short, after that conversation, he thought you were precious

it also took a bunch of convincing to keep you alive to fyodor

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actual hc’s:

you mean A LOT to him, always around you, wanting to be in your presence

it honestly doesn’t matter if you are a man, he doesn’t care if people give you guys dirty looks {he’ll just cut their legs off later!}

definitely quizzes you for fun, even if you get the answer wrong he’ll give you a peck on the lips

pulls your legs through his portal to scare then gets really happy when he sees you

“hi, моя любимая!” (don’t confuse that with russian btw)

“NIKOLAI WTF???”

probably annoys his victims talking about you, and how lucky he is to have you as a [boyfriend/fiancee/husband]

if you live with him, he puts this LOUDD alarm at like 4am to wake you up

he likes bathing/showering with you, it doesn’t even have to be sensual, it’s just nice having a moment to yourselves

don’t let him cook for you though, he’d burn the place down, not even joking

gives you a human heart for valentines day, the smell was vile, mostly up to you if you want to throw it away or keep it

brings 1000 animals to your place, a few of them were giraffes, HOW’D HE EVEN GET THAT

if you’re in the DOA he’d be your partner every single time

if you don’t work with him he’d be happy to introduce you to Sigma and Fyodor, but he’d also rather you stay away from that organization

he makes you braid his hair every single day, even if you’re horrible at braiding, it wouldn’t matter cause he’d still keep his hair like that

PROBABLY SLEEPS IN HIS JESTER OUTFIT TOO, WITH HIS STUPID SHOES AND EVERYTHING

LOVES physical touch and giving gifts, they’re his love languages

speaking of physical touch, he likes giving you big bear hugs, holding hand and cuddling with you

pulls your face through the portal to kiss you, it’s actually pretty cute

also, your gifts mostly consists of body parts or dead corpses {how romantic}

{this is a little short, sorray 😞}

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#SoundCloud #nikolai gogol #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #nikolai gogol x reader #nikolai gogol x male reader #bungou stray dogs x male reader

[1donoow]

CONTENT CREATOR FANFICS REC PT.2

[Fanfics i've read]

edited

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♡ - smut

Mostly fluff

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Corpse husband

Tommyinnit

technoblade

- DSMP reacting to you actually being rich

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@beeindaclouds - Things you do that they love pt.1 pt.2

- DSMP reacting to Reader with a high spice tolerance

- C!DSMP meet OWL!Reader, right-hand of Lady Death

- Children!DSMP reacting to Babysitter!Reader having a partner

- Crew Boys reacting to you "saving" their basket ball

- dsmp with rich!reader

- C!DSMP react to Reader switching during a fight

- C!DSMP w/ a Vampire!Reader

@dsmpxreaderstuff - reader gifting the dsmp flower

- sassy! reader

- Reader who's always wearing gloves

- your highness

@ruminationnn - nickname for you

@rae-writes - sbi finding out techno has a daughter

@basilly - kissing their nose

@astrologyslayy - what the dsmp would do when crushing on you

- their reactions when they watch you draw

@god-of-balance - ___(hybrid creeper!reader)

@krabs-quill - old phantom phriend

@brightert0mb - Syndicate Gang with a Glare/Allay/Copper Golem!Reader Headcannons

@ruminationnn - a random hug from the reader headcanons

@angel-anoetic - killer cutie (killer bunny!reader)

@cupidmybeloved - ice skating (platonic)

- knitting (sbi x sibling!reader)

@voidgonemissing - a gentle rainy day (platonic)

@helliontherapscallion - sbi sibling deer hybrid!reader

@ramzawrites - strike me down,Zeus! (creeper hybrid!reader)

@retroaria - comparing hand sizes

@modelbus - face id

@thabeeboii - (Y/N) loves hugging people randomly pt.2

@streaming-yn - p! cc! multiple x shy! y/n

- forgetful!y/n duo names

- forgetful!y/n interacting with other streamer

@myntrose - face reveal pog?

@quackarl - mcyt having a crush

@griffintail - just another day (sbi x winged!child reader)

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corpse husband

@sarahwasfound - fuckin' hot

@thefanficmonster - the doll

@bunnvlr - Mama's boy

@malleux - spell

@whiteqnn - pure 2

@quits-writing - being corpse husband's s/o hc

@castor--writes - corpse finding out you have a bingus cat baby

@rottenroyalebooks - my girlfriend is a witch

@dollsbite - corpse with a pink-obsessed s/o

@kbrownie - leaked

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tommyinnit

@isadora-larkspur - tommy with shorter reader

@ohlovejoy - reacting to his beard

- the jitters (mute!reader)

@julibeeline - tommy and wilbur accidentally revealing their relationship

@sanderchu - breakfast made with love

- ylyl vlog

@modelbus - beguiled in the background

- cute cat

@bingbongsupremacy - little intruder (toddler!reader)

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Technoblade

@ze-maki-nin - child in the snow

@milqueandsugar - ___

@beeindaclouds - having c!technoblade as your dad

@fandomlit - imagine technoblade being jealous of the attention you give tommy

@smelted-applejuice - ___ (techo's daughter)

- ___ (wither skeleton!reader)

@beelzebubaz - techno seeing you in his clothes

#masterlist #content creator rec #tommyinnit x reader #technoblade x reader #corpse husband x reader

[vibratingskull]

Eli Vanto... Yandere Headcannons? Please?

He is one sly motherfucker.

Thrawn is distant, Thrawn is cold, Thrawn is haughty. Eli tho, Eli is the friend, he’s the one you automatically trust, the one you turn to when you have a problem or need comfort. The one with a gentle smile and warm dispositions.

For that he might be the most dangerous Yandere of them all.

He first forms a friendship with his darling, being the good friend, the pal you can count on, truly your best mate. You laugh, you work, you chat, you gossip with him all day long. 

When times come to eat you sprint to the mess hall to meet him and talk with him. You chuckle and smile, happy to be with someone you can fully trust. In all truth you lower all your defenses with him, confessing all your feelings to him.

And he takes notes.

Oh yes he does.

He meticulously notes your likes and dislikes, who you appreciate and hate. He learned everything from Thrawn, patience and tactics, it’s just that his friend would have never guessed he would use them for such an end. Not even Thrawn realized Eli’s growing darkness inside of his chest, he just hides it so well!

Once your trust is acquired he starts to take actions, he will eliminate his rivals one by one, he will influence Thrawn to reach that goal, whispering in his ear “this one deserves a promotion to lead their own forces away from here.”, “This one works against you Grand Admiral, you must get rid of them!” but sometimes he gets his own hands dirty.

He expelled several corpses out in the never ending night of the universe, only for you, my dear.

You plague his dreams and thoughts all night and day long, you’re the only thing he sees when he closes his eyes. But he knows the bound you have, he can be patient and plays the long game.

You can sleep in the same bed no question asked, you trust him so much, he would never do anything. And that is true, he never tries to touch you, just reveling in your presence and scent, some nights he just dares take your hand in his and intertwine your fingers.

Just something innocent and cute, but oh my how it pumps him!

He tactfully cleans up all of your relationships, keeping only his own friends and the one who will make him shine more, getting rid of any threat, platonic, romantic or otherwise. You will only frequent people he approves of while making you think it was your idea, of course.

And none of his friends knows of his dark tendencies, so they always speak good of him. But they noticed his behaviors towards you, how he seems to guard you like an innocent damsel, how he looks black at anyone addressing you. They tease him relentlessly and he flushes furiously, how dare they ?

Now, all will depend on if you start developing sentiments for him or not.

If you do, he will be the happiest man in the universe, covering you in hugs and kisses, you’ll be attached to the hips, he will marry you, buy you a house, give you a kid and a dog, anything your heart might desire he will play the happy, well adjusted husband and bury his darkest desires for your sake and happiness.

If you don’t, however…

You will see him transform from the sweetest man to the ugliest beast you’ve ever seen in a matter of seconds. He will hold you captive, drug you, break you bones, chain you to a wall, and starve you for a mimics of affection, for a token of your love, for a parody of a caress.

It’s okay if you don’t love him yet.

You have all the time in the world in that basement…

@bluechiss @thrawnalani @justanothersadperson93 @al-astakbar@thrawnspetgoose @readinglistfics @elise2174 @debonaire-princess @twilekchiss @pencil-urchin @ineedazeezee @mssbridgerton @dance-like-russia-isnt-watching @Cortisolcosplay

#thrawn #eli vanto #eli vanto x reader #eli vanto x f!reader #fanfiction #vibratingskull

[petrichormeraki]

I see lots of headcannons that c!Tubbo gets addicted to substances when he becomes president but I just cannot see it.

I can see him trying it, once, when Schlatt claps him on the back and shoves a glass of whiskey in his hands with a smile that says he'll kill him if he refuses. I can see Tubbo trying his best not to wince as it burns all the way down, and Quackity and Schlatt laugh raucously at his attempt, and cheers his empty glass.

I can see Tubbo staring at Schlatt's corpse in the van, the body stinking so much of potions that it masks the stench of death, and it settles an icy, paralyzing fear between his ribs. He swears to never let himself become what he's looking at.

I can see Tubbo throwing glances at Schlatt's old liquor cabinet once Tommy is exiled, as Tubbo's grasp on control over his nation is slipping away. I can see Tubbo for a moment remembering how nothing mattered to Schlatt when he was drunk, and for a moment thinking about how nice it would sound for everything to be numb, just for a little while. I can see the thought sending a shiver of true disgust and fear down his spine, and Tubbo draining every last remaining bottle down the toilet. The smell brings him back to the van, and he doesn't sleep that night.

I can see Tubbo, days after Tommy died, his chest aching with a grief that won't go away no matter how much compartmentalizing he tries. I can see his mind going to the kitchen in his and Ranboo's little cabin, where a bottle of wine is forgotten in the top cabinet, a wedding gift from Puffy who didn't know better.

I see Tubbo making it all the way to his cabin and to the kitchen, because he doesn't know what else he can do and this grief is eating him like rot from the inside out, but the cabinet is too high for him to reach on his own, and the stepstool has been relocated to Michael's room so their son can see the snow fall from his window.

I can see the thought being enough for Tubbo to move to the ladder instead, and he holds his son close for hours to try and ease the pain in his heart. And it does, enough so that Tubbo has the strength to get rid of the bottle the next day. He now knows he can't be trusted with it.

I can see Tubbo only begging for it once Ranboo dies. His son is missing, and his husband is dead. He has nothing left but the pain, and he's lost enough by now that he doesn't learn anything new from it. He just wants it to go away.

I can see Tubbo brewing something, anything, just so he can feel something different than the bleeding ache.

I can see the acrid smell of the blaze rods sending him back to the van, and Tubbo's hands start to shake.

He calls Tommy, and when the boy gets there he hands over the stand and tells him to get rid of it. Tommy sets it to the side to wrap Tubbo in a hug, and Tubbo finally, finally cries.

And I can see that's all he really needed all along.

#no disrespect to those who do write ctubbo like that btw!!! this is just my interpretation #this was very spur of the moment sorry i wasn't expecting to write this much #anyway. yeah. lots of thoughts about tubbo today #i think about him a whole lot #dream smp #tw alchohol mention #tw substance abuse #i don't know how to tag this lmao #tw addiction #??? #please let me know #ough i hurt my own feelings with this one #meraki post #it's so late at night #bee duo #clingy duo

[kitty35]

More Jujutsu Kaisen Headcannons!!

Gojo has a thing for pain 🙂 it excites him and gets his blood pumping. This used to be for fights but now it’s just in general

Going off the last one, Gojo sometimes turns off his infinity if one of his students or friends throws something at him so he can feel it hit him(not in a sexual way. He literally just enjoys feeling pain the way someone likes soft fabrics)

While Nobara likes looking and acting cute, she is much more comfortable in masculine clothes

Even if Yuta loves Rika in a romantic way(which is weird if he still does btw), Rika doesn’t love him in that way anymore. She loves him in a protective way. A way that would always keep him safe and happy, even if he gets into a new relationship.

Going off that last one, Yuta doesn’t romantically love Rika anymore. They’re just besties(and I think like a glorified closet after her curse was broken or something, but I don’t fully remember lol)

I like to believe that Toji is actually very loyal to his new wife

Going back to Yutas voice, I think he sounds like Shinra from Fire Force in the dub. Idk, that’s just how I’ve always read him as

The only reason Tojis hair doesn’t stick up like Megumi is cause it’s greasy af. Toji rarely showers and it’s only when his wife

Forces him that he does(but he manages to not smell despite rarely showering)

The only reason Yuta would date again is to prove to himself that he can protect someone the way he failed to protect Rika, not because he actually loves the other person(tho he probably wouldn’t be aware of that)

Popular headcannon but Maki is a lesbian and Nobara is bi

Gojo gets his sheets pressed so there aren’t any wrinkles in them

Toji sounds like Corpse Husband :)

Idk if this is a headcannon or actual cannon but twins don’t exist in JJK and are a single person who was cursed and split into two, one having physical strength and the other having cursed abilities. When one dies, the other becomes whole, gaining the abilities and strengths of the deceased twin

Gojo has cold hands

Megumi has sweaty hands

Yuta naturally runs hot to the touch

Outside of battles/fights, Choso is…slow to react to put it nicely. His brain physically doesn’t process things fast. Despite this, his body reacts fast

Geto smells amazing, like good/classic old spice

Geto after he died and his body was taken over by a curse smells like trash(yes I’m salty about his body being used like that)

Yuta has a cute button nose :)

Despite Gojo being supper cocky, I think he is actually very nervous when it comes to intimate relationships. He is very scared that they are going to leave him for someone else or that they will end up hating him because that is all he experienced for a long time

Gojo hates it but certain(genuine) emotions make him cry very easily. Happiness, nervousness, anxiety, things like that

Gojo also doesn’t really know what emotions trigger his tears so he tries to stay very neutral or fake it

Choso smells like the newer old spice scents

Reverse curse technique usually uses both peoples cursed energy when healing someone but there can be times where all the cursed energy is supplied from one person, it’s just a lot more draining on said person

Choso has a line tattoo on his hand and boxes on all other knuckles, example below

Y’all, I know it looks soft and nice but I bet all my money that Geto’s hair is crusty and dry as fuck with split ends on every strand. I’m sorry but you can’t convince me that he takes care of it

Cursed technique is based on/formed from one’s personality

Gojo is dyslexic

There were moments in Megumis childhood where he matched Gojos energy. Gojo has been trying to get that to happen again but ever since Gumi hit like 12, it just hasn’t happened

Gojos glasses are painted black so it’s kinda like a blindfold

Gojo is actually really in tune with other peoples emotions despite not understanding his own

Gojo probably came out as Bi or pan or something but no one believed him. They all think when they see him flirt with anyone other then a woman that he’s “commiting to the bit”

#jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen imagines #yuta jujutsu kaisen #gojo jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu geto #jujutsu toji #jujutsu gojo #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jjk yuta #megumi fushiguro

[nympippi]

Necromancer Finney AU: Do the revived Ghost Boys ever go home? Y’know to see their parents and/or siblings

Yes! They eventually after they get debriefed on what’s going to happen and how to get re-adjusted to normal life after being a literal corpse hours before.

How I imagine their parents finding out they’re alive is something to say the least. So this is my excuse to talk about it!

With Griffin: His parents were already negligent towards him, and combining this with his peers never really knowing who he is and being invisible I headcannon the only reason Griffin was ever reported missing is when his teachers took notice when he didn’t arrive to school those following mornings. In this au, after finding out their child was kidnapped and presumed dead they hitched it out of Denver, changing their names, numbers, just so they can’t be traced to their old lives. And when police found this out, flabbergasted, and didn’t know what to do honestly but Finney was insistent on Terrance fostering/ adopting Griffin because he really feels for him and he wants to make sure Griff doesn’t go into the system. The two detectives aren’t going to argue with a psychic and a necromancer, so they get that paperwork finished and boom! Griffin Blake is born. (Mm I might make a second post taking about Griffin’s dynamic with the Blake’s)

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Vance: Vance’s parents are, and this is nothing against Vance, we love Vance; monstrously stupid sewer people. Vance’s homelife is toxic and borderline abusive with a shitty fucking dad and a negligent mother who didn’t give a damn about him. Like Beatrice Horseman from “Bojack Horseman” and Neil Hargrove from “Stranger Things”. His parents never cared before his death and they damn well never cared after it either, Vance doesn’t stay at his house often instead opting to either stay at one of the ghost boys houses mainly going to either Bruce or Finn. I just definitely see Vance’s homelife to be the saying, “A house wasn’t a home, and a home wasn’t a house”. All the ghost boys hate Vance’s parents…

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Bruce: Very loving and supportive parents who know that something isn’t quite right with their son, they know he’s different now and they don’t exactly know what to do about it except to just act like everything is normal. Bruce’s sister, Amy, was so fricking happy her brother was back like she didn’t care if he wasn’t like she remembered all that mattered was that he was there, alive and breathing. Like they sobbed their eyes out finding Bruce alive and they hugged him so tight he had to let go to breathe. 10/10 family, they love their son.

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Robin: Also like Bruce, his mother and uncle were very supportive and loving towards him when he came home. His mother also noticed something was off about him so she made sure to let him know that she will always be there for him, and that she loves him so much it physically hurts to even think about him leaving again. She’s very protective over Robin, always making sure he’s not alone when he goes out and tries to keep tabs on him, she’s already lost her husband and her son once, she will be damned if she loses him again. His uncle tries to make sure everything is normal and semi-familiar to Robin, by taking him to the movies, driving down dirtroads and doing stupid pranks or saying stupid dad jokes to make him laugh.

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Billy Paperboy: His family before was very nuclear, and relatively normal. I’d like to think after he was presumed dead his parents got a divorce and after he came back they stayed friends and co-parent to keep something familiar for P.B.. He gives off only child vibes like Vance a little but if I had to give him siblings I think they would be very curious and worried about him since after returning home he’s been a little more snarky and snappy. It’s not what it once was but his family definitely tries their best for him, because they truly love their son. And his dog was like extra excited to see him return home, just he fucking loves his dog, Scooby because I think he and Griff are “Scooby Doo” fans!

But yeah! That’s my silly little ideas for how the parents would react after being reunited with their children! :D

#pippi speaks #necromancer finney au #the black phone fandom #the black phone #the black phone au #tbp finney #tbp bruce #tbp robin #tbp griffin #tbp vance #tbp billy #billy showalter #vance hopper #bruce yamada #griffin stagg #griffin blake #robin arellano #finney blake #I don’t really have a lot to say in my tags but I hope you caught the American dad reference lol #but thank you for asking this because this was a very interesting question because before this I never really thought about their parents #so yeah thanks for sending this question! ^^ #also I don’t think Vance would have siblings or be good with children. like I don’t really see him being that way towards them. #if anything I think he would just tolerate them. the exceptions being Gwen and on good days Griffin. #this is actually why I don’t really headcannon and brother! Vance headcannons firv #*for anyone wondering* istg I hate these tiny keys >:(

[1stfloridianchurchsapphicdragon]

I’ve always understood, even before I knew that word, that the monstrous is always a placeholder for queers. I was one of those kids who was disappointed when the beast turned into a prince. Not just haha, monsterfucker, but because it was the only story I had where the girl was given an alternative to a man. This isn’t something I just made up, either. The movie plays with the dichotomy of man and monster “We don't like what we don't understand and in fact it scares us, and this monster is mysterious at least.” Gaston is framed as the manliest man, the most desirable man, which is the opposite of a beast. This is all prologue to this story, Python and Apollo. Nowadays, we like Hercules, but to the ancient Hellenes, Apollo was THE hero of Greek myth. Apollo’s temple was home to the Oracle of Delphi, they called her the Pythia, possibly the most important figure in Hellenic religion. But originally, the Pythia was associated with Python, hence the name So with this understanding of the monstrous, Apollo and the Pythia represent a heteronormative pairing, Man & Woman. The Pythia had to remain a virgin so her body belonged to Apollo. We’re in the headwaters of modern purity culture now. So if Apollo is Man, what is Python? Even if Python is male, Python isn’t a Man. Which is intriguing because the Pythia’s communion with Python is deeply intimate.

When the Pythia sat on the Adyton, and gave her prophecies, she breathed in vapors believed to be the sickly sweet fumes of Python’s rotting corpse. Python enters into her body, and possesses her body. But I got curious when I found out how Python died. See, it’s a story you know, even though you don’t know it. It got christianized as St. George and the Dragon. It’s Bowser and mario. The ur-Dragon and princess story. Why Python was killed didn’t need explaining, because I was conditioned to imagine it kidnapped the Pythia. Only it didn’t. In the myth, its the divine embodiment of the-straights-are-at-it-again, Hera and Zeus that are to blame. Zeus fucked around and knocked up Leto. Hera takes out her rage at her husband's infidelity by using her god powers to make Python devour Leto. Leto gives birth to Apollo first, and Apollo slays Python to protect his mother. Python wasn’t the Oracle’s kidnapper, it was her loyal guardian. Her companion. And with no protector now, Apollo took over that duty. Myths do not tell us if the Pythia wept for her friend In this initial telling of a story retold over and over again, we find a truth that has had to be blotted out with each retelling. The Princess was happy with the monster, and the monster did nothing wrong. Something so radical, that that Dragon had to become the embodiment of all evil, to blot it out. This is foundational stuff to western culture. The Dragon becomes the ultimate enemy of christianity for this.

At this point, I had the idea, but I didn’t think it was true. I thought my interpretation was personal and idiosyncratic and totally out of line with the actual text. My whacky headcannon. And then I started reading.

Did you know that our earliest source on Python, Homer’s Ode to Apollo, refers to Python as ’drakaina’, a dragoness? How very odd, and odder still that they changed it later… Herodotus tells us that the Pythia learned their craft from Egypt. Egypt had their own oracular tradition, centered in Per-Wadjet, an entire city devoted to the Snake GODDESS Wadjet. Wadjet herself is an interesting figure full of queer imagery. She’s depicted as a woman, with either a ‘white vulture’s head’ or ‘an erect cobra head’. Use your own imagination for what those might mean. So Wadjet is transmitted to a pre-Hellenic Greeks as Python. Likely through the Minoans, who also were really big on Snake Goddesses, and also, women’s rights. The Hellenes were not. A woman’s place was either as part of her fathers house, part of her husbands house, or a sacred virgin. While the Hellenes celebration of MLM relationships makes them popular with today’s queers... if you were a woman your sexuality was strictly controlled in Hellenic society. This is the reason reason Python had to be dethroned, and a man put in control and possession over female divinity.

This is not exactly a new theory, Robert Graves pioneered this interpretation of Python as a pre-Hellenic deity. But Graves mistake was attempting to universalize an ideal pre-historic feminine religion.

I’m not. I’m making a specific and more clear claim: That Wadjet was transmitted from Egypt to Greece through Oracular Traditions, and these had to be suppressed by the hellenes for their sapphic sexual connotations and practices. This wasn’t the end of the story though. Feminine divinity was too powerful for the Greeks to do without entirely. And Greek women rebelled religiously, through the cult of bacchus. If you think Bacchus was just the god of like grapes and shit, you’re wrong and in for another wild tale some time. Interestingly, Bacchus vied with Apollo for the Temple of Delphi, before ‘willingly’ yielding to him. Funny how Apollo keeps getting control of the Pythia without doing anything to pursue that. It just keeps falling into his hands, he doesn’t seek power. We have one story of Apollo interacting with a prophetess. It’s from the Illiad. Apollo sees Kassandra in a temple and desires her. She says no, and for this he curses her. She will tell the truth about the future, but she will not be believed. The greatest hero of greek myth is one who makes sure women will not be believed. This has startling ramifications that are with us today. The story mythologizes reality, of queer women being controlled and killed. This is to suppress Gnoesis. Direct knowledge of the self and ultimate reality without the intervention of the senses or reason. By bodily communing with the dragon goddess women fulfilled the Delphic maxim “Know thyself” All of this is context to say: I am now starting a sex cult. The ancient greek queers could see the future and achieve gnoesis by having sapphic sex with dragons, and I am convinced we can too. The First Floridian Church of the Sapphic Dragon Epiphany is available for Weddings, Funerals, Orgies and the search for Gnoesis and new and exciting drugs. This is not a joke. $50 and travel expenses gets you my religious services for the day. Coming soon I’ll be offering ophidiomancy readings to reveal the future. There will be T-Shirts.

#occultism #greek mythology #neopaganism #sapphism

[milquetoad]

almost just started crying thinking abt an official critical role comic book illustrated by gerard. like if they end up doing bell’s hells origins series? imagine his take on the hair-trigger heart of gold punk rock barbarian who is an actual rock. his take on the selfless mini robot therapist who oh is kind of fucked up actually. the geriatric gnome who may or may not have worked for and/or murdered santa claus and is also a werewolf. the giant satyr klepto/nympho/pyro who accessorizes exclusively w flowers that can kill you. the purple-haired horse girl who has lightning crawling up her arms and also has traumatizing prophetic visions AND can read minds?? the beautiful hobbit swordsman who pretends his selflessness in battle has nothing to do his unmanaged grief over the murder of his husband?? the literal corpse of a woman who is a ray of sunshine despite the whole corpse thing and whose best friend is a dead rat she headcannons as horny??? and the horse girl and the corpse woman are fucking?????????

#i can not stress enough to you how self indulgent this is. i will be shocked if any actually reads this through to the tags #i just had to get this out i know they would body it so hard pls pls pls pls pls pls pl somssw #like girl two of the characters are he/theys they could just make it a fucking autobiography with funky character design #im not caught up at all on c3 btw im up to like ep23. I’ve been busy with the above #whatever. sue me #critical role #bells hells #my posts #text

[fantasyfiction-net]

kiru's official character list and rules<3

KDRAMA

Extraordinary Attorney Woo (all characters)

Alchemy Of Souls (all characters)

Hwarang (all characters)

Business Proposal (all characters)

ANIME

My Hero Academia (all characters)

Haikyuu (all characters)

Kakegurui (all characters)

Attack On Titan (all characters)

KPOP

BTS

BLACKPINK

EXO

GOT7

TWICE

ITZY

SERIES/MOVIES

Stranger Things (all characters and actors)

The Umbrella Academy (all characters and actors)

The Vampire Diaries (all characters and actors)

The Originals (all characters and actors)

Marvel (all characters and actors)

ARTISTS

One Direction

Maneskin

Lovejoy

Ariana Grande

Taylor Swift

DSMP/MCYT/STREAMERS/YOUTUBERS

Valkyrae

Pokimane

Sykunno

Corpse Husband

LDShadowLady (STRICTLY platonic)

SMajor (M!Reader only)

Dream (C! and CC!)

GeorgeNotFound (C! and CC!)

Callahan (C! only)

Sapnap (C! and CC!)

Awesamdude (C! and CC!)

DropsByPonk (C! only)

BadBoyHalo (C! and CC!)

TommyInnit (C! and CC! no smut)

Tubbo (C! and CC! no smut)

Fundy (C! and CC!)

Punz (C! and CC!)

Purpled (C! and CC!)

Wilbur Soot (C! and CC!)

Jschlatt (C! and CC!)

Skeppy (C! and CC!)

Eret (C! and CC!)

JackManifoldTV (C! and CC!-no smut)

Nihachu (C! and CC!-no smut)

Quackity (C! and CC!)

Karl Jacobs (C! and CC!-no smut)

Technoblade (C! only)

Ph1LzA (C! (Romantic allowed) and CC! (STRICTLY PLATONIC)

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I write: Smut, Fluff, HCs, Headcannons

Please request only what I have listed down

Please follow what I said especially regarding the DSMP/MCYT

Please elaborate what kind of story you want if not I would write the ending myself

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[and-claudia]

AND-CLAUDIA’S Taglist Sign Ups!!!

Here are all of my Taglists that you can sign up for. Please note though, these are for One Shots (Drabbles/imagines) and Headcannons. These are NOT for any series I am writing, those will have their own Taglists.

Each fandom does have its own form to fill out, you can be on as many as you’d like. In the event that I add characters to a fandom, I will tag anyone that has signed up for that fandom in a post letting yall know that there are new characters and if y’all want to be add to theirs to fill out a new form.

If you are on a Taglist and wish to be removed send me a message and I’ll get that taken care of.

Star Wars

Harry Potter

Marvel

Corpse Husband

Game of Thrones

The Witcher

Top Gun

Stranger Things

#stranger things #Star Wars #marvel #Harry Potter #top gun #the Witcher #game of thrones #corpse husband

[dreamcatcherrs]

christmas with corpse husband

he would be all over you

because usually he doesn't really care for christmas

but now that he’s with you…

he kind of really likes chirstmas👉👈

being with you more than usual causes him to be more happy than usual

and he really really likes that

treats you so well at this time🥺

in terms of affection, he’s a lot more touchy

which is something he doesn't really notice himself

it’s just out of reflex by now

even though not posting for a day makes him feel like he has to work harder

and makes him stressed about not being active

being with you is like a fresh breath of air

he’ll feel relaxed when being with you

and you’d be doing things together at christmas that he had never even considered doing himself

like going sledding

you'd have to sorta… force him out of the house

just a lil’ push

but he would not regret going sledding with you one bit

cause it was really nice being out with you

creating good memories and just forgetting everything else but you and him

there’d be LOADS of cuddles

bc the last thing he wants to think of when he’s not working

is work

either you being in his arms or the other way around

it’d just make his heart and mind find peace, which was usually a hard task

you’d deadass be cuddling for hours

either talking together or not talking at all

sharing only a few kisses or a lot of kisses

it didn't really matter because each others company would be enough no matter what you did

you would also design gingerbread houses with him on the 25th or sometime after christmas eve

messing around with the icing and just having a good time

hugs you a lot

something about christmas just makes him feel more open to you

generally, spending christmas together was a good thing for the both of you :)

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[theellipelli]

The crown I wear is neither gold, silver or bronze. It is the heart of the lover I lost.

#hey ell iisnt scott supposed to have glowing hearts on his neck #shut up #tw death #tw corpse #tw blood #art #fanart #mcyt #3rd life smp #last life #scott smajor #jimmy solidaritygaming #comic #flower husbands #angst #featuring my life tally headcannon