#correct alsmp quote

[alsmp-quotes]

Scott: Look at me go! It's like Elsa but without the frozen part, so in fact it's-- it's more like Anna. Except she can't really run on water either. It's like Jesus. My favourite Disney princess.

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Oli: A friend! A friend! [punches Gem]

Gem: Ow.

Oli: Sorry, I meant that in a friendly way. I'm weak, please don't hit me back.

Gem: Why are you in the birch forest?

Oli: I just kept running. I kept running and then I ran out of food and I've accepted this is where I will be forever damn--

Gem: We can't have that. [throws him a load of golden carrots] Here, get it together.

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Lizzie: Oh no! My one weakness!

Lizzie: Being weak.

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Scott, to Sausage: I am the villain and you are the hero! My only goal in life is to murder you and everyone you love!

Like 90% of the fandom: Could they be... in love?

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[alsmp-quotes]

Oli: What is that mysterious contraption you are holding, king?

Joel: This is my umbrella.

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Scott: Lauren, what've you done? Lauren?

Lauren: Oh lord, Scott. Scott! Look what I've done! You told me, you you told me to steal Joel's most prized possession and so I stole his wife.

Scott: I-- I told you to steal, I told you to steal something of Joel's. I didn't mean a human.

Scott: Well, she said she was a human being. She told me she was the other day when she helped with something.

Lizzie: I'm a... humanoid.

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[alsmp-quotes]

Lizzie: Hey, boys.

Sausage: [screams]

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Gem: Villagers! Good news! I've made us ten diamonds profit so far.

Villager: [looks at her with uncaring eyes and leaves]

Gem, having had a sudden realisation: You care about emeralds. [to the golem next to her who also immediately leaves] That might have have been an oversight on my part. It's okay. It's fine. I'll fix it.

Gem: For a robot, sometimes I don't feel very smart.

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Gem: You didn't kill this guy, right?

Oli: [has a detailed flashback to committing murder and the conversation that led up to it]

Oli, lying through his teeth: No, no. He just died. Damn things just die.

Gem: Okay.

Oli: Welcome to life.

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Lizzie: Can I move in?

Joel: To where? Oh my gosh, you're struggling up those stairs.

Lizzie: I'm crawling.

Joel: Why are ants and worms, like, attracted to me? Sausage moved in over and then I accidentally blew him up--

Lizzie: [gasps]

Joel, continuing: --but yeah, I guess you can move in. Where do you want to move in? I've got, like, multiple places.

Lizzie: I'm gonna make a wormhole.

Joel: Okay. To let out space or something?

Lizzie: No. Like a hole for worms.

Joel: Oh. Okay. That's not... Okay.

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[alsmp-quotes]

Shubble: I was thinking about making a cat café but the only animal in it is me, so I just get a lot of pets.

#correct alsmp quote #alsmp #shubble #alsmp spoilers #thank you to the person who pointed out my mistake #made a new post because mobile wasn't letting me edit the original's tags

[alsmp-quotes]

Joey: Did I win?

Jimmy: You came--

Lizzie: You came dead last, matey.

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[alsmp-quotes]

Lizzie: Keep your eyes on the prize until the prize dies.

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[alsmp-quotes]

[jukebox playing music]

Oli: You have brought beauty back to my life, LDShadowLady.

Lizzie: Look, man, if you're gonna have an epiphany, could you have it elsewhere?

Oli: ... yeah, okay.

Oli: By the grace of the Orb be with you. [leaves]

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[alsmp-quotes]

Gem: You are absolutely going to die.

Oli: Absolutely going to die.

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[alsmp-quotes]

Lizzie: This is the second time today I've been attacked by a pig, if you'd believe that.

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