#correct b99 quotes

[ok-boomerang]

Azula, after the fall of Ba Sing Se: I almost thought you were going to betray me for the Avatar's little ragtag team. Zuko: No way. I mean, the Avatar is an immature child, the Water Tribe boy is a buffoon, and the little earthbender is a menace. And Katara— Azula: Um. "Katara?" Zuko: Katara's just the worst. The worst! She thinks she's so smart and good at bending. And so pretty. And for a moment there, she made me feel better about the world and my place in it. Ugh! Azula: ...

#zutara #zuko x katara #incorrect zutara #incorrect zutara quotes #incorrect atla #why am i writing incorrect quotes when i should be writing correct Articles for money? #bc work sucks #abolish work #source: b99

[guessillcallitart]

Skai: Looking back I have no regrets.

Cassie: You should.

Skai: I know.

#incorrect quotes #this if from b99 i think #correct me if i'm wrong #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #original story #original character #victorianshannon #fantasy #fiction #original characters #ocs #wattpadstories #wattpad #writerblr #skai #cassie

[wheelerckley]

Marauders as b99 quotes.

Regulus: You approach on foot from the south, and me and Barty will be in a unmarked car.

James: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Me and Barty?" Din't you mean "Barty and I"?

Regulus *horrified* : Oh, Merlin.

James *proud of him self*: I corrected your gramma! Are you so proud of me? Are horrified? Are you super horny???

#marauder era #the marauders #james potter #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #regulus black #james x regulus #starchaser #jegulus #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #james potter is a jake peralta variant

[pandadabrek]

is there any 'b99 incorrect quotes' blog but its actually correct quotes

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #i just think it would be funny

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Erza: Whoever took my strawberry cake admit it and you'll be forgiven

Fairy Tail:

Erza: Smart. You knew I wouldn't forgive you

#erza scarlet #erza continues to be a mood #fairy tail #source: b99 #i think??? i'm not certain so do correct me if i'm wrong #i'm actually not sure its b99 at all it just reminds me of captain holt #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99 #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

[queerbutstillhere]

Dick: count me in, i could use a day off to spend some time with my husband

Jason: oh c’mon, we all got loved ones. You’re not getting any sympathy just because you’re gay.

Tim: Jason, i don’t think he was-

Dick: No. I was. He saw right through me.

#i think this is b99? #correct me if im wrong please! #incorrectbatfam #incorrect quotes #birdflash #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfam

[make-it-mavis]

If you ever run out of ideas for comics based on Simpsons refs ("Unlikely, but go on", you think), there's a bunch of scenes from How I Met Your Mother that would fit your characters to a T (if you're into that show, that is 😅)

Oooh, I’ve actually never even watched an episode of that show, but I’m always looking for stuff to put on while I do stuff. Maybe I’ll give it a go soon! Thanks for the rec

#asks #leela-small #unlikely is correct since i grew up on the simpsons #i have a quote for every situation #theres also a lot of the office ref comics i still want to do #and b99 #and some stand up comedians

[bingpot-hotdamn]

Charles Holt Jake And Terry at Jakes apartment

Charles: Die hard. Still great.

Jake: Hey why not make it a double feature

Charles: What did you rent

Jake: Die hard two

*examines dvd*

Holt: Jake this is Die hard one again

*looks at dvd*

Jake: Well if we watch it again then it’s Die hard two

Terry: But we just saw it

Jake: And...

Terry: And it would be cool to see it again

Everyone but Holt: Die hard!

Terry: Captain, you didn’t say Die hard, Is everything ok...

Holt: Yea, I’ve just got plans

Jake: Well John McClane had plans

Holt: No I just want to get out of here before Charles gets all worked up and starts calling everyone bitch

Charles: What are you taking about.. bitch

Incorrect quote from Friends

(I don’t know if something similar to this has already been made but sorry if it has)

#b99 #friends #jake peralta #charles boyle #terry jeffords #captain holt #die hard #I just watched this ep of friends and immediately thought of Jake #and then got bored so I created this #😅 #incorrect b99 quote #source: friends #Idk if I spelt McClane correct ... #new to posting about b99 so sorry if something like this already exists #brooklyn nine nine

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Bucky: I've only known Zoey for less than a day, but if anything happened to her, I'd kill everyone in here and then myself.

#very correct quote #bucky zombies #zoey necrodopolis #zoey zombies #disney zombies #incorrect zombies #source: b99 #i'm making stuff

[hold-our-destiny]

peter *seeing harley and tony*: oh great, my boyfriend and dad are here. i mean captain dad. i’m kidding- i know who my dad is... it’s you.

#incorrect marvel quotes #but correct #irondad #peter parker #harley keener #tony stark #b99 marvel quotes

[milkqndrem]

[Adult class 1A peering at Todoroki trying to get drunk]

Izuku: How are you feeling now, Todoroki?

Todoroki: Let me take stock: my equilibrium is askew, my vision is partially impaired and I'm clearly slurring my words

Todoroki: To put a fine point on it, your boy is turnt

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[randomlonelytorment]

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[lilysquill]

Hermione Granger, at some point: This one says “die pig”. And the worst of all, they didn’t put the comma between “die” and “pig”.

#harry potter #hermione granger #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #die pig #correct grammar #incorrect quotes

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Aro: Nice work.

Alec: Thanks, Dad . . . Why is everyone staring at me?

Felix: You just called Aro ‘dad’; you said ‘thanks, dad.’

Alec: What? No, I didn't. I said ‘thanks, man.’

Aro: Do you see me as a father figure, Alec?

Alec: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

#incorrect volturi #incorrect twilight quotes #incorrect twilight #totally correct quotes #volturi #aro volturi #alec volturi #felix volturi #twilight renaissance #twilight #the twilight saga #the twilight series #twilight memes #brooklyn 99 #b99 #mine

[incorrect-spop]

Catra: Being gay isn’t a choice

Catra: It’s a game and I’m winning

#source: b99 #i think. please correct me if im wrong #she-ra #shera #spop #catra #she-ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes

[thingstitanstotallysaid-blog]

Kory: What are you two up too?

Rachel: Being normal, why?

Gar: Not misbehaving, what?!

#didn't someone ask for b99 quotes #titans #koriand'r #kory anders #starfire #garfield logan #gar logan #beast boy #the changeling #rachel roth #raven #dc #dc comics #teen titans #incorrect titans quotes #incorrect quotes #correct quotes