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oh god I just came back to this. update. I still love gintama just as much as before. will be posting correct quotes soon

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[sanguinesucker]

"The last thing this left eye saw... Was your crying face."

#it's been nearly 10 years and I've never recovered #the wound aches and screams!!! #literally don't know if that's the correct quote but that's how my HEART remembers it #gintama #takasugi shinsuke #mypost

[gintamaextraordinaire]

Episode 4: Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

And we reach Kagura’s debut! This was also a very interesting episode that established new characters (obviously Kagura, but also Otose and her relationship with Gintoki) and even some additional worldbuilding with the Yato warrior race, and the Terminal.

Despite Otose acting like a grumpy landlord, with insight (and if you really think about it), her kindness really shows through with essentially letting Gintoki freeload and Kagura eat out of her rice cooker.

And of course, the fateful moped crash. It is very sweet though that ithe prediction was correct and this weekend was indeed very lucky for him.

The time machine is still hilarious. Sugita’s trembling voice really sells it.

Kagura explains that the reason she came to earth was because her family was poor. Knowing the actual circumstances, it was probably an excuse. She left because her dad was never around, her mom died, and her big brother went berserk and joined the biggest gang in the universe. Or maybe it was a Sorachi retcon. Who knows. But Umibozu’s appearance is pretty early on, so the excuse could be true. However, the mental image of Umibozu, Kamui, and Kagura sitting together at a little round table eating furikake is very entertaining.

Excuse or not, she was definitely not living a good life, seeing how she was bribed so easily by a basic dish.

Gintoki abandoning them for JUMP is again, so Gintoki. We love an irresponsible adult that leaves little children to fend for their lives. He’s a bastard still, but he probably thought they could handle themselves.

Kagura’s monologue about the indifferent nature of the people of Edo was actually very sad. The underlying message of people being cold towards her could hint towards xenophobia, but it moreso reflects the current mindset of a lot of people; they work for themselves. Obviously, it’s a smart way to live, especially in this world. Those who care and who try and help others are just idiots, she says. “But I’d rather be an idiot.” It’s such a poignant Gintama moment, a philosophy in its own way. I think what makes Gintama not preachy is that the characters’ way of living is not because it’s the right way, but it’s because they chose it.

Even when the show seems to let off a “อาชีพสุจริตแล้วไม่มีเงินยังมีความสุขกว่า corruption with money” type of ideal, it’s not ultimately about right and wrong. It tastes bad to her because she does not want to hurt people. It’s because she knew she was being manipulated.

In my opinion, the comedy was significantly better this episode compared to the last. The trash can hijinks and that gag where Kagura suddenly spoke perfect Japanese just to insult Shinpachi was hilarious.

In the end, Gintoki saves them, proving that he really does care. Even if their lives aren’t worth 230 yen.

“Deep down you thirst for blood. That’s your true nature, Kagura.”

This part is where in my opinion, the emotional core of the episode rests. She can’t possibly be exploited because she was born to fight, and “she enjoyed it”. That has concerning implications that I won’t explore because I forget that I’m not analyzing Utena.

But she flips it on them; yes, she likes to fight. Yes, she was born with a fighting instinct. But she came here to change herself. From now on, she will choose her own battles, and fight against that instinct itself. This is especially poignant considering violence is what tore her family apart.

Overall, a great introductory episode to Kagura. The comedy feels like it’s starting to take its own form, and I love it.

Also this iconic Sorachi quote. I too want to be a cheese bun.

#gntm4

[screwschooliloveanime]

Gintoki: You're the ones who bent me over and forced me to quit drinking.

Madao:Gin-San. I never did that.

Gintoki:*confused*

Madao:You're the one...who bent me over

Madao:*blushes*

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[ookogami]

callout post.

ive met so many great people on this website, friends, funny mutuals...

you however, are not one of them.

i’m surprised you haven’t wondered why iven’t responded to your message yet.

well, you see here, you’ve ruined my life. it’s all over now. i can’t look at things the same and it’s all. your. fault.

for christmas i was so excited to play gintama rumble on my new ps4. until realizing tsukuyo was a playable character. no big, right? wrong. i’ve always disliked tsukuyo from the start and i just simply said to myself ‘oh, well, i’ll just not play her unless the mission says i have to!’

it was easy then.

then, it came around

your fic.

now i’m a dumb 15 year old who has a lot of “hyperfixation” and so whenever i am in a fandom i’ll never shut up about it for at least several months or so. before jojo, it was all about gintama! gintama, gintama, gintama.

but now that hyperfixation has slowly declined and now it’s jojo. which i am not upset about, but i miss when gintama openings and endings would hit different and i’d read ginhiji doujins all of my spare time.

school was not easy. so...

ginhiji = my happiness

i bottled it all up and tossed my worries away everytime i looked at ginhiji. it was my love.

then you tell me, aaand i quote, “as much as i wanted hijigin be canon, but the reality is gingawa is canon.”

gingawa?

what the fuck is gingawa?

and what i wanted to say was, ‘no surely, that’s a misunderstanding, correct?’

but the only words that uttered onto the keyboard were:

“i guess.”

no, no, right? april fools?

it’s only january.

and so, i thought, and i thought, and i thought and thought and thought until...

the hasegawa prosecution arc.

the arc i’ve been stuck on for 2 months.

*sigh*

not your fault that i overcomplicate things, but your fault for saying those things to me. didn’t i tell you how much ginhiji meant to me? i did, didn’t i...?

and then you go on and on about how the gintsu part of your fic is amazing and wild and a change for once and in that same fic you...kill off my favorite character. and yes, its a fic, and i’m used to it because of jojo but...

really?

...

i haven’t enough courage to block you, or unfollow, or soft-block, or send this to you.

and i’ll never muster it.

so i wait, and wait, and wait.

until i can change.

but for the past 4 years, i’ve never changed.

i’ll always be the stupid, loud-mouthed, hyperfixated brat i am.

and that’s okay.

i’d rather be me than pretend any longer.

and this was my calling.

[pagesandposeidon]

Percy: *at archery, shoots target*

Annabeth: You missed.

Percy: Well geniuses don’t need great hand-eye coordination.

Annabeth: I think we know who the genius here is, Seaweed Brain.

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Kagura: Sadaharu! He grew a lot overnight...

Gintoki: Shut up... men and dogs, you see, are animals that grow tremendously if you set them loose for 2 or 3 days.

Shinpachi: But you're useless and brainless regardless.

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"If you have enough time to talk, you have time to work, lazy bitches!"

-Shimura Otae

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Prince Hata: This ones safe isn't it?

Jii: That one does not eat people. But the bear that lives with it does.

Prince Hata, getting eaten by the bear: Tell me that beforehand!!!

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Matsudaira: I thought about it... I thought about it long and hard... and I have come to the conclusion that I have no choice but to kill him.

Hijikata: That's thinking too much!

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Sakamoto: In other words, the strongest is the Dragon of Katsurahama, Sakamoto Tatsuma-

Soldier: No way.

Soldier: Yeah, no matter what, I know that's not true. His obsession with money and the loudness of his voice would beat anyone, though.

Sakamoto:

Sakamoto: Oh, I see. I can whisper too, though.

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Kagura: You're an idiot! A big idiot!

Sougo: In that case I shall arrest you on the charges of disturbing the peace, you have hurt the police officers heart.

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Gintoki: What's so funny about Takasugi-kun? Cause "Taka" means "high" but he's so low?

Takasugi: You're the one looking down on me.

Gintoki: You might not believe it, but Takasugi-kun's friend count is three times lower than Tama-san's!

Takasugi: You weren't talking about my height?

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Kid: You ever want to die?

Kondo, submerged in tomatoes: A very good question.

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Katsura: You dare insult a samurai?! Keep it up and I won't hesitate to cut even you down! I'm not into married women!

Katsura: I'm into cuckoldry!

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