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#correctly incorrect quotes
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He is trying to be menacing and evil, Sonic you're not helping!!!
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Zuko: so, I hear you like bad boys
Sokka: not really
Zuko, removing his legs from the table: oh thank spirits, that felt awful
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 30 days
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Kankri: Fascinating! Wh9 is this?
Davesprite: bird guy
Kankri: Thank y9u for that very specific answer. D9 y9u have an9ther name?
Davesprite: n9
Kankri: Interesting
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adastra121 · 1 month
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Leander: MC! Guess what my coat’s made out of. MC: If you say “boyfriend material”— Leander: I wasn’t going to! MC: Okay. Then I don’t know, what’s it made out of? Leander: *gets down on one knee* Husband material.
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robindraconis · 10 months
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Thorin: Can you cut me some slack, Bilbo? I’m sort of in love. Bilbo: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Thorin: I’m in love with you. Bilbo: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Wednesday: There’s no problem on earth that can’t be ameliorated by a few well chosen murders.
Enid: *has no idea what ‘ameliorated’ means*
Also Enid: So true bestie. Do you wanna make out?
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magioftheseas · 1 year
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Shen Qingqiu: Shidi is a bit literal-minded. Metaphors go over his head.
Liu Qingge: Nothing goes over my head.
Shen Qingqiu: Of course, Shidi.
Liu Qingge: My reflexes are too fast.
Shen Qingqiu: Of course, Shidi.
Liu Qingge: I would catch it.
Luo Binghe: You can't catch these hands though.
Liu Qingge: Wha--
Luo Binghe: *smacks him*
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drieddpetals · 4 months
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wylan: "jesper guess what day it is"
jesper: "what day is it?"
wylan: "it's beethoven's birthday"
jesper: "oh my god alexa play für elise"
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Claire: I should’ve listened to what Dean and Cas said
Jack: what did they say?
Claire: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening
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avianreptiles · 10 days
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"I yearn to see your crimson ruin under my fingernails." - probably something Luell said to Kenny once
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Faust to his chat: new skin just dropped y'all. (Is wearing a cat onesie)
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Rose: Whats the hardest thing for you to say?
Dave: im sorry
Dirk: I need help.
Roxy: worstecshire sauce
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Remus teaching James to drive
James: so what happens if I press the gas and brakes at the same time?
Sirius: the car takes a screenshot
Remus: for the last time, please get out.
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Moon: What do you two think you’re doing?
Blood Moon, in tears: Wrapping baby brother a Christmas gift?
Moon: Do you want help? That looks like a mess.
Blood Moon: Yeah…
Moon: Okay, watch and try, okay? *shows them how to wrap presents with one of Sun’s presents* Got it?
Blood Moon: Our hands are taped together…
Moon: Okay, you’ll learn. Let me get the tape off.
Blood Moon, pouting pitifully as Moon gets the tape off their hands: Thank you.
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- oh coop, um, about the uniform…
- yes, albert?
- replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie with the casual indifference of these lesbian outfits… it’s a form of fashion suicide but umm… call me crazy… on you, it works!
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