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who-canceled-roger-rabbit · 2 years

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If gender is a spectrum like "red to purple" or whatever then mine is A MYSTERIOUS COLOR UNLIKE ANY SEEN ON EARTH

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pilcrowcomic · 6 months

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The real eldritch knowledge was the cat videos we watched along the way.

#comic strip #webcomic #comic #eldritch #humor #funny #lol #eldritch humor #cosmic humor #crow #flamingo

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brother-hermes · 1 year

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GOD & HUMANITY

“Once God and the human being had a dialogue.

“The human being said to God: ‘it’s not fair that you are always God and I am always the human being. If we are really partners, I should get a chance to be God, and You should be the human being.’

“And God said: ‘I’m afraid you won’t be able to handle it.’ The the human being, who is such a fine seducer, seduced God in a weak moment and God said, ‘Okay.’

And both of them went crazy- God because God is now finite with Gods infinitude, and the human being is now infinite within finity! They have been trying to meet again, to switch back, ever since.”

-Eli Wiesel

I might’ve laughed a little too loud when I read this

#parables #Eli wiesel #mysticism #god and humanity #infinite #existence #god in humans #humans in god #all is the all #the all is mind #cosmic humor #spirituality #inner transformation #wisdom #words to ponder #thinking thoughts #big hmmmm

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dpargyle · 8 months

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'cephelap'odd'yssey (a cosmic humor)'

I forgot how much I love drawing tentacles..

The background is a (now transformed) photograph I took of the Pixar-like sunset last night.

(a truly ancient iPhone camera, Sketchbook Pro, PhotoMosh, beFunky Photo Editor, & Canva)

#my art #octopus #octopi #cephalopod #cephalopods #cartoon #cartoons #comic #comics #cosmic horror #cosmic humor #psychadelic #psychedelia

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me humor #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me imagines #obey me mammon #Devildom Court #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer

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cillianwilder · 16 days

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grrrenadine · 11 months

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You’re getting the call of Cthulhu! Do you decline? Or do you accept?

Available on a bunch of merch on Redbubble.

#cthulhu #eldritch #lovecraft #hp lovecraft #call of cthulhu #cosmic horror #tentacles #tentacle monster #monster #horror #aliens #humor #my art

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rmlartstudios · 10 months

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Me starting a project with gusto only to soon abandon it out of frustration 🫤

#relatable memes #meme #artist problems #adhd struggles #adhd #kid cosmic #papa g stomp meme #viral #humor #subverted meme

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bameme · 19 days

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It's gonna take a while because they need to find a priest proficient in COBOL.

#nasa #voyager 1 #cosmic horror #science fiction #lol #meme humor #memes #outer space #space exploration

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catgirl-kaiju · 2 years

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GREETINGS MORTAL AND WELCOME TO THE ALTAR OF TH-

Sorry, what's that?

Oh... Yeah...

Yeah, this did used to be a Taco Bell. If you knew how hard it is to find a cursed temple for your cult of followers to worship at your wretched altar, maybe you wouldn't be so judgy.

#shitpost #humor #comedy #taco bell #evil #voidpunk #cryptidcore #cosmic horror #occult #spooky

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who-canceled-roger-rabbit · 3 months

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Does the H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society (official site, Wikipedia article) do filks about other cosmic horror authors? 'Cause I've been wanting a song about "Helen Vaughan has got it going on" for a while.

#been meaning to reread #the great god pan #by #arthur machen #so that's what's up #cosmic horror #cosmic humour #cosmic humor #weird fiction #h. p. lovecraft historical society #h.p. lovecraft historical society #h p lovecraft historical society #hp lovecraft historical society #filk #fountains of wayne #evil women tag #i guess?

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pilcrowcomic · 7 months

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Pilcrow’s spitting starry verses and the Asterism’s just trying to bake.

#webcomic #comic #comic strip #humor #lol #funny #eldritch #eldritch humor #cosmic horror #cosmic humor #prophecy

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discoscone · 7 months

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Platinum Ink released a black ink that’s blacker than it’s previous blackest ink. The other colors are great but pen people go absolutely feral for black inks. They will form brackets and spreadsheets to find the blackest of black inks. It’s like we all have this need to write with darkness itself. If Platinum, Lamy, or some other stationary company was like “Hey guys! Through forbidden rituals and dark pacts unspoken, we were able to travel to the End of All Things and slay one of The Old Ones. Using the blood of this primordial saint, we were able to create a heavily pigmented black ink. And sense their blood is the hearth from which all darkness is spawned, we can guarantee that this ink is the blackest ink. 😃” we would be asking to see ink samples. There would be no hesitation. We would want to know if this is going to be a limited edition run and if the blood of The Old Ones will clog our pens.

#pens #ink pen #ink #drawing #fountain pens #pin pen #cosmic horror #eldrich horror #eldritch #funny #humour #dark humor

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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pt.2

Lucifer: 'Demon of the Week' board? Seriously? I refuse to-

MC: Mammon already has two gold stars on the board.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: You know, I haven't scolded anyone today now that I think about it.

Lucifer: Surely...that warrants some sort of...adhesive of the star shaped variety?

MC (putting a star): Wow that is good coming from you. Good job Luci! ♡

Lucifer: (accidently purrs)