#cough to get off

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Alfred is Clockwork #AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline #Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments #Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations #Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point #No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus #Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her #Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything #The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now- #Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters #Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now #Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree #Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal #And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms #And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots

[andy-clutterbuck]

Years - The Ones Who Live - 1x01

#the Hot Suburban Dad at the Barbecue but he's a lil dorky #Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #* #rg #nice gams grimes #as always #i'll still spill the potato salad and meet him in the garden shed #lacey shut up before you go off on a tangent #like he hasn't dated in a while™ and awkwardly offers to hang that wine rack you were talking about #but he's gotta go home and get his drill #*bad drilling joke* #*he blushes and coughs* #anyway i said shut up #bless all the lines on your face #they're beautiful and sacred #/ok going to bed more tomorrow

[m0ose-idiot]

The Deaths of Button House

Being herewith a complete and chronological collection of the upstairs deaths at Button House and its grounds.

Featuring obligatory live-action footage...

#bbc ghosts #button house #crochet #amigurumi #mooseidiot crochets #they're not going to show us any new deaths in the Christmas episode right? #Mary's death gets to be there even though the violence was off-screen #i thought about adding the plague ghosts but apart from mick coughing there's not much to show #robin the caveman #sir humphrey bone #annie #mary guppy #kitty higham #thomas angus thorne #lady fanny button #the captain #patrick bobby butcher #julian fawcett mp #six idiots #visually confirmed deaths times ten #reposting for completest purposes

[luci-in-trenchcoats]

New Soldier Boy series teaser! 👀

Don't blame me, love made me crazy If it doesn't you ain't doin' it right Oh Lord take me, my drug is my baby I be using for the rest of my life

#new soldier boy series! #it will be awhile before you get to see this but it's going to be based off of the Day 12 febuwhump drabble if you want any hints! #those lyrics have some meaning to the story too *cough cough* Don't Blame Me *cough cough* #soldier boy x reader #soldier boy #soldier boy series #soldier boy fanfiction

[vinlynce]

mystery dungeon au doodles

#demon slayer #pokemon #kimetsu no yaiba #pokemon mystery dungeon #rengoku kyojuro #kyojuro rengoku #senjuro rengoku #mitsuri kanroji #muichiro tokito #shinobu kocho #giyuu tomioka #sanemi shinazugawa #genya shinazugawa #tanjiro kamado #nezuko kamado #tsutako tomioka #pmd au #kny spoilers #obanai iguro #coughs up blood. proshi.ppers fuck oooofffffffffff get off my page go away

[thelostgirl21]

Anya zoning out, after Joey decides that Hugh Skinner would be the best co-star to be stuck in a lift with for 24 hours.

#Joey Batey #The Witcher #Jaskier #Radovid #Radskier #Hugh Skinner #related #Crack posts #Joey you can't say that you'd rather get stuck in a lift for 24 hours with the co-star playing Jaskier's new love interest... #a.k.a The guy you've been passionately smooching on screen #And have an insane amount of chemistry with... #While raving about how great he is in a lift... #And expect us mere mortals to be able to keep track of what's happening! #That's not how life works Joey! #That's how you give birth to modern life Radskier A.U. fanfic/art scenarios! #No but seriously the best part about that interview is that Joey really just seems to be thinking that Hugh Skinner #is just the nicest person alive #And he's trying to emphasize to Freya Allan that although she hasn't met him yet #He'd be the greatest person of the whole cast to be stuck in a lift with and they'd be getting along just fine! #But the sudden moment of silence that immediately follows with that person coughing off-screen made it just so funny! #Pan Jaskier #Panromantic Jaskier #Pansexual Jaskier #Sapioromantic Jaskier #My Posts #My Stuff

[indulgnc]

someone at a house party/gathering, off to the side, resting on a couch, obviously sick and feverish:

“you look terrible, you should go home!”, someone says.

“its my house.” they cough out gently. (they really were fine earlier— at some point during the night that little bit of sniffling turned into a full blown cold.)

#hope you all can get what im envisioning here #i dont like to make my scenario posts suuuper long #THIS POST IS ABOUT THAT ONE GUY!!! SORRY!!! this is about him!!!! #🌱 #but im imagining like. someone who maybe thought it was just allergies . or something not that bad #hosting a planned work party and their condition just tanks #fever chills sneezing coughing the whole deal #they go to rest ay a couch near the side and someone who maybe doesnt know them as well is like ‘ong?? why arent you home!! go rest!!’ #(… its their house!!! they are home!!!) #maybe eventually they stumble off into their room bc a migraine is coming on #and a close coworker/friend goes to check on them #🥰

[saturnniidae]

Forever devastated at the wasted potential of Astrid and Ruffnuts friendship (or lack there of).

#like even if they dont get along all that well #youd think thered be at least SOME kind of solidarity #considering theyre the only women on their otherwise all male team (not counting heather since shes a temporary teamate) #but like that scene when heather was first introduced in rtte and she immediately brushed off ruffnut to go have 'girl time' with astrid #i was fuming #i love ruffnut sm they do jer so dirty constantly she doesnt deserve this treatment guys </3 #shes always brushed aside for her brother *cough cough* bias for male characters *cough cough* #or treated like shes just some annoying idiot (i mean both thw twins are treated this way and its unfair but in focusing on ruff rn) #and dont even get me started on her movie characterization #ruffnut thorston #httyd rtte #rtte #astrid hofferson #httyd #moth.txt

[dixidin]

Happy 4/20 day to Brian

@zol1x for you cause I always gotta tag ur goofy ass :3

#ifykyk #bong brian..... #WHY DID HE IMMEDIATELY COUGH IT UP #IK THAT IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME TRYING IT BUT.... I FEEL LIKE HE COULD'VE DONE A BIT BETTER??? #dw Brian I'll be ur weed gf #/J /J /J /J /J #off topic but I was on the tumblr trending tab to see if 420 was trending and oh..... #watcher fans are you okay #tbh..... I never cared about them #LIKE. I REALLY TRIED TO GET INTO THE WATCHER AND I COULDN'T #it felt kinda boring.... glad I never stayed #anywho! tags #marble hornets #mh #marble hornets brian #brian marble hornets #mh brian #brian mh

[warriorfujoshi]

please see my vision

bonus: Heathcliff smile collection

#limbus company #heathcliff #dante #my art #i shouldve made Don speak more donlike but I just had to get this out there #I saw a post on twitter that talked about how like #maybe the reason why heathcliffs temper is so bad is because everything he hears goes through like #the filter of his inferiority complex #even if someone said smth nice to him he might get defensive about it #coughing bc I feel like dante is equally likely to be nice to him or to just keep teasing him back #yaoi … #what you don’t see in this comic is Dante probably thought for a long time about heathcliffs good points #how hes strong and smarter than he looks and how shockingly often he stands up for them #his strong sense of justice… #but they probably thought it’d be best not to say something like that. #one of dantes other things is theyre surprisingly… frivolous? in some ways. idk how to say it #like when they get called inhuman they basically just shrug it off #I feel like thinking deeply about heathcliffs strong points and then ultimately choosing to say something surface level is very dante. #and of course heathcliff thinks they’re fucking around. #sorry I put a lot of thought into the characterisation in this joke comic UAOHSOSI I need these two to have deeper interactions fr #yea. i dont self insert as dante im genuinely haunted by visions for this ship and idek why #they probably picked smth silly partially out of being hesitant to genuinely say something partially out of genuinely liking his smile #(it IS very cute. when you get to see it its like woah #heathcliff I didn’t know you could smile so brightly…) #and partially out of wanting to see how he’d react to (totally not flirting) being complimented on his appearance #opening up Dante’s brain to analyse their character I like them a normal amount #and… I really want there to be a moment between them where Dante genuinely speaks encouragingly to heathcliff #the same way they do to sinclair #I think heathcliff needs that too #and… it’d be cute to see him a little flustered.

[akkivee]

giving the swapped bodies an expression from the soul that inhabits them…….. like arb really cooked lmao

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #my heart quite literally fell out of my chest seeing that smug expression on dice like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #dice except he’s even more baby!!!!!! and it’s saburo baby!!!!!!! uwuwuwuwuwuwu!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #the smile on rio➡️rei’s face????????????? made me cough up the remaining blood in my body ITS BABYGIRL RIO EXCEPT ON REIS FACE UWUWUWUWUWUWU #lmao but when doppo➡️rio started panicking i started screaming ‘GET THAT SOPPING SALARYMANS FACE OFF THAT SOLDIER NOOOOO’ #god these events evoke so much panic and confusion in my soul still lmao #tho for the most part i was feeling these actually lmao like rei➡️doppo?????? sir?????? the flyest doppo’s looked yet actually???? 😳😳😳 #hitoya➡️saburo is so funny bc they’re VERY similar people it’s just they be going thru different situations lmao #but it was so funny seeing ichiro and jiro going ‘omfg he’s so annoying’ when hitoya➡️saburo started doing his bit LOL

[thecrowsart]

more kusuriuri thoughts

#kusuriuri #mononoke #coughing choking struggling to get off the ground i am trying to draw more

[obi-wann-cannoli]

Happy Bossuet and Courfeyrac barricade stand up comic duo day to all who celebrate

#nina has thoughts #les mis letters #somebody get that canon some DayQuil because it’s got a little cough #it is women who set the men off ya know what I mean #but enjolras has nobody to set him off wink wink

[clannfearrunt]

I think the most tiring type of response from any time we get reminded that tumblr is hemorrhaging money is the people being actively and vitriolically hostile to any user even considering paying for the site. Like yes this stupid fucking website has legitimate issues that haven’t been solved in years. No one’s denying that. Anyone is completely entitled to not paying the website jack shit. However, it is also true that websites cost money to exist. Like that’s not an excuse or corporate speak or whatever the hell else it’s just the plain truth.

It’s weird as hell and imo an embarrassing display of a lack of understanding of the reality of the current internet landscape to look at the other users going “well I like using this site / I depend on this site for my livelihood, I would like to try to help keep it existing” and treat them like the scum of the earth. You can just keep freeloading it’s FINE it is true we don’t owe this company jack shit but if you feel so strongly about tumblr, a website you use, never getting any money whatsoever to the point you’re harassing users making a desperate attempt to theoretically help continue letting you have a platform to freeload off of, maybe like. Idk. Don’t use the site you want gone so much? Move to one of the many new places trying to set up shop or whatever if you feel that strongly about it. It’s so bizarre. What are you trying to accomplish there, other than feel self righteous about yelling at someone that feels within your reach?

#if you don’t want to give tumblr money you can JUST KEEP NOT GIVING THEM MONEY... who are you. are you being held hostage #Con stop yapping #this isn’t me trying to say that trying to fund tumblr is a morally superior position I’m just like. #baffled and exhausted by the kinds of hoops some people jump through #don’t harass the people willing to cough up money that the rest of us won’t?? #if you must then idk maybe feel smug knowing you get to use a website for free off of some other loser’s money #idk. webbed site.

[meownotgood]

bad news: I am very sick right now and these cough drops I have to take every few minutes taste like shit

good news: under the influence chapter two on saturday (probably) (unless I spontaneously get even sicker) (pray for me)

#literally it was so busy at work yesterday #and there were a ton of sick little kids #coming in and coughing and sneezing on everything #EVEN I KNEW TO COUGH INTO MY ARM AT THAT AGE?! #and I was like god I hope I don't get sick #and then I wake up today with my throat feeling like the desert #wtf........... #hopefully I feel better by saturday... #I have the whole day off to finish my proofreading and such #cause I just feel dreary and exhausted right now lol #but uuggghh I'm almost in the home stretch #I wanted to post the second chapter and the epilogue at the same time but #I'll probably just focus on finishing proofreading for now #and then the epilogue will be posted in the following days #thanks for sticking with me! (cough cough sputter die)

[k-nshi]

johnny cage in outworld

#my sister is watching story mode and she was shocked by how his phone was glued to his hand #like johnny . There’s work to do. get off live. #anyway this is him and he’s got that giant dump truck ass tooted out and he’s coughing on the screen #johnny cage #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #txt