Lily: so who was everyone’s gay awakening?
Sirius and James, immediately, at the same time: Remus
Sirius, laughing nervously: wait what?
Regulus: probably Lupin, yeah.
Peter: Moony in Fourth year.
Sirius, angry: wait, is there anyone here who’s gay awakening wasnt my boyfriend?
Lily: mine was Mary
Sirius: thank you, Lily.
Lily: … But I definitely did have the hots for Remus in third year.
Sirius: (screams)
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Kuai: well, uh, see you around!
Hanzo: yeah, uh, maybe we would uh-...
*Kuai leaves*
Hanzo: this is hopeless
Kenshi: dont worry, he likes your buzz and fancy hair. I know. I read his mind. Never again.
Hanzo: *touches his hair* he thinks its fancy?
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gregory inviting tony to hang out with him in the mimics lair
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van and nat both wanting kids but also being terrified to have them bc their worried they’ll mess them up, and yet somehow they end up responsible for a baby and end up raising the kiddo better than anyone expected
they knew everything not to do and after that they were pretty decent at the rest (yes the kid could throw a punch at like 7 but they could also recite full tv show episodes)
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Yknow, random thought, but I'm curious about the relics
The spirits inside the Relics, so far, have neither lied nor shown bias. Both Jinn and Ambrosius have done what both sides asked of them, and have freely offered up information, even when technically they shouldn't have (like Jinn with Ruby using her to pause time). Jinn answered Cinders question despite not wanting to do so, and Ambrosius created the fire Cinder asked for.
I think it's really interesting, bc I think it says a lot about what Light might have done. Light clearly doesn't like it when people go against him or think on their own, so why would the spirits be completely autonomous?
Both Jinn and Ambrosius have shackles and chains on them. It could symbolize, of course, being shackled to the physical Relics themselves (like the genie in the lamp), but it could also be metaphorical. RWBY really likes symbolism, and I wouldn't put it past the writers to make those chains symbolize that they aren't free from Lights rules.
I have the feeling that they can't stray from what Light believes is the truth (i.e. Light being the elder brother. The two are twins, obviously they're gonna argue over smth as petty as age, they squabble over everything). And, obviously, Light doesn't like it when people act on their own, so why would the spirits be able to lie or act biased?
Furthermore I believe they can't act as the opposite of their purpose. Ambrosius flat out says that he can't destroy things (and tacks on that he can't bring people back to life). I wouldn't be surprised if Jinn can't answer questions in a way that isn't the 100% truth; after all, lies, bias and misinformation are the opposite of knowledge. Of course, you get what you asked for (Ruby asked what Ozpin was hiding- he was hiding the truth, so Jinn showed them the truth), and possibly even what you need (Jinn showed the full backstory, qrwby didn't WANT all that or ask for it, but they got it anyways).
I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the Relics act the same way- not lying and not acting with bias. I'd eat my left shoe if it isn't revealed that they straight up can't do those things.
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Guinans nightmare
She was alone in Ten Forward. Not because no one board had need of her guidance or want for her drinks but because she had closed it.
An all too human sigh, a testament to how used she had become to the company and the habits of one of her favorite species, escaped her lips as she passed by the empty chairs and tables.
Standing before the glass that separated her from the universe she realized that she did not feel alone.
She felt lonely. A rare sensation for her since she started her job as the bartender that was usually reserved for the times she remembered her former spouses or when she contemplated the fate of her own kind.
Today or perhaps better to say tonight her feeling of emptiness was caused by the absence of someone she considered very dear.
Of course, there were rumors going around as to what was the cause of the Captains disappearance. The hopeful ones were speaking of stories of some kind of secret solo mission, others spoke of the captain being lost in time and space but surely on his way to find a way back and some scared voice even brought up the Borg.
Rarely anyone however had spoken of the most obvious reason: Q.
Well, that was not entirely true.
Q was actually brought up first, when the Captain was at first no longer found anywhere on the ship. Probably forced to participate in some game of Qs or maybe the captain would appear in less than an hour and tell them about the latest Trial he had been forced to go through.
The longer the Captains absence went on the lesser Qs name was uttered and the more other explanations were sought out.
It has now been two months and Riker was now officially appointed Captain until Picard would be back as everyone on the senior crew insisted.
"Bring him back." she tried project her thoughts, her anger and to bait and satisfy the entity enough to pay attention to her demands even her fear out into the vastness of space.
"He is not yours. No matter what you try to convince yourself of.
So bring him back."
She allowed a hint of desperation in her message.
And after a short while as she hoped, demanded and cursed, she recieved an answer.
"No."
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