Hey Sard! I just had an oral surgery and was hoping to get an imagine/headcannon to help me cope! I was thinking a Charlie and Ted poly (or just one of them will work haha!) Where the reader (preferably he/They or amab they/them) just had their wisdom teeth removed and are saying the most random and silly shit ever (example- I was convinced I was d_@d in the car home). And Charlie is trying to calm them down, while Ted is just provoking the Reader's drugged state 😂 Anyway, thanks! Love ya :D
this is such a fucking hilarious idea. one problem. im not taking requests so stop sending them please unless you're mutuals. im only doing this for comfort right now since my nights not doing so well
"Okay, say that one more time again for me (Y/n)."
Ted's grin was poorly contained, eyes filled with amusement as he leaned forward in his chair, resting his elbows on his knees.
"Th' fffucken seagulls. Coming to kill us all with their baby carrying beaks!"
"Storks carry the babies. Not seagulls."
"What!? Noooooooo."
You were currently laying on your back on Ted's couch, mouth swollen and brain essentially mush.
It was expected of course. You had just gotten done with getting your wisdom teeth removed after a few months of pain, something that was long overdue.
You had known you would be coming out of the dentist's office drugged and high as a kite, so you'd asked—read: forced—your friends Ted and Charlie to take you home afterwards, making sure that you didn't talk too much so you could heal.
Yeah. Only one of those things happened.
"Leave them alone, Ted." Charlie's words were serious as he awkwardly maneuvered his limbs to keep the ice pack in his hands on your face, but Ted knew he was just as entertained by your lunatic ramblings as he was. "They trusted us to make sure they would heal afterward. And I personally don't want to explain that the reason their mouth is bleeding again was because you wanted to hear about how seagulls are coming to kill us."
"Come on, you know they'd do the same to us if we were the delusional ones." He responded with a chuckle. Charlie rolled his eyes but silently laughed all the same, knowing he was right.
"Charles." You suddenly gasped, knocking the mans hand away feom your jaw and scrambling up to grab his arm woozily. "We're in grave danger. You must hide."
"..what?" He sputtered, halfway between laughing and scolding you for rushing up so quickly.
"Seaaagullsssss."
"Sit down (Y/n)."
"But the sky demons!" You cried, dramatically throwing yourself into him. He just caught you before pushing you back and looking at Ted, as if to signal for help.
The other man sighed, realizing that Charlie was right, and you probably did need to rest. And as much as he wanted to keep picking apart your brain in this state; he opted for getting up to walk over to the couch you were still on.
"Listen. If the seagulls come, I'll—" Ted paused a moment before continuing, remembering something he would say to Schlatt as a joke sometimes. "—I'll get the big fist to shoot them out of the sky."
You stopped mindlessly rambling at that, peaking open one eye to look at him skeptically. He nearly cracked a smile at your silly expression, knowing full well he would never let you live this down.
"Are you sure that will work" You slightly glared at him, dragging out the sure in suspicion.
"Very sure."
You didn't say anything for a moment. Ted's brows furrowed together as he waited for you to respond to him. It took the soft snores drifting out of your mouth for either of the boys hovering over you to realize that you had fallen dead asleep right in front of them.
"Oh thank god." Charlie sighed deeply before falling backward onto the floor with his arms and legs out. Clearly very happy that you had gone to sleep. "I thought I would have had to tie them down and force them to stop talking."
"Now that would've been funny."
"Shut the fuck up Ted and let me have this moment."
He just laughed.
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Things that could have been adressed in Loki series but were not for some reason:
Lokis Jotun heritage
Thanos choking Loki to death
Thor and Loki reunion and the sun shining on them again
Lokis issues with selfdaubt, feeling unloved, feeling evil, hopeless and helpless
Some more Norse mythology
Loki finally making a ONE goddamn healthy friendship
What we got:
Loki being side character in his own series
More trauma
Selfcest and Toxic friendship/workmate
Nothing from the past adressed except destruction of asgard whish is actually more trauma no healing
Woke female Loki variant that requires making OG Loki weaker and dumber so she could seem strong and girlboss
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Back again with another DTS BREAKDOWN!
Again please skip if you want to avoid spoilers!
S6E5 (Civil War)
-Shit I forgot about Otmar
-Pierre at Cannes (I still don’t get it but ohh well)
-Talks how he won’t win a championship at Alpha Tauri (you won’t win one at Alpine either)
-It’s smash my teammate Ocon
-The weird reunion turned photoshoot
-Yes let’s take them but to their old home town and hoping karting together will solve the problem of them hating each other
-Ohh the rivalry is simply ‘ riveting’
-They really thought they would ‘drive’ side to side for a photo op (yeah not going to happen)
-Now that crash/spin of Ocon was brilliant 😂
-Oh AUSGP time (I was there and I no joked laughed when they crashed into one another)
-I’m on DTS (we I say this my grandstand was so I’m a spec but I’m there)
-Ocon is plain and simple a dirty driver
-You don’t need to comment Ocon it was an accident there was chaos and no room but what a shit show for the team
-Laurent criticising the team that badly and publicly is just bad management by a CEO
-Monaco GP and Apline have done a Ferrari with strategy for Gasly (yes they are still on the podium with Ocon but get it right the first time)
-Fuck off Danica your opinion isn’t needed
-That’s it they end it like that? What about Pierre’s podium later in the year or Otmar getting the boot during summer break? Seriously DTS what’s your game plan here?
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OPINIONS ON THE FNAF MOVIE!!???!?!?!???
WAS IT A GOOD HORROR MOVIE?? NO. WAS IT A FNAF MOVIE??! BY GOLLY IT SURE WAS!!!
I watched it with 9 other people and I’m personally an ‘everybody be silent for the scary moment’ kinda gal, but these mother fuckers WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! AND IT WAS CRACKING ME UP!! a couple real good scares, COOL PUPPETS, AND THAT ENDING?? and the constant “hur hur hurhur hur” from the couch was a recipe for a meal well ate.
It was a fun experience enough for me to go see it in theaters the day before my birthday coming up, so, a gift it was and a gift it will be!
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