the batkids get Bruce some combination of horrifically drunk and high on Ivy’s pollen or something one night after a mission and they ask him the hottest question currently across all the leagues — how many JL members he’s slept with — thinking it’ll be something like two or three.
Bruce is facedown on the table and slowly puts up a hand. A full hand. Gasps around the room. The gasps turn into choking as the second slowly joins the first, slowly opening one by one like he had to count.
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"It's always too late, isn't it?"
Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast for him, but it’s not just him: Crowley’s order is six (6) shots of espresso in a big cup; he drenches Nina and Maggie beneath the Awning of a New Age because he wants vavooming to occur immediately; the Bentley needs to be above the speed limit even if it’s not him driving. For an eternal being, he has an extraordinary sense of ugrency.
Before the Beginning, he saw a few million years as just getting started—a brief loading screen before the lights in the firmament got going properly.
Present day Crowley hasn’t known that kind of naïve hope in thousands of years. He knows how much you can lose when you have to play "poker in a pitch dark room for infinite stakes with a dealer that won't tell you the rules and smiles all the time". He is acutely aware of how fragile the future is.
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We’ve released v1.8 of Awesome Mix Tape on #steam and #itchio
Now including our 14th game of colourful fun - Count To Ten.
Maths = fun in this fast-paced game of mental arithmetic.
As luck would have it, this update coincides with the #SteamSummerSale so get it now with 51% off the asking price.
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1437160/Awesome_Mix_Tape/
Itchio: https://projector-studios.itch.io/awesome-mix-tape
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johanna would say things like "what even is the difference between a trident and a pitch fork?" just to piss finnick off
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