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thebestestdancers · 3 months
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if you think i am going to care abt mens opinions on lesbianism please consider:
killing yourself is faster and has a more positive effect on society
i have three (3) weed smoking girlfriends to fuck rather than waste time on your essays about how men are oppressed or whatever
yes im a mean nasty bitchy exclusie im sorry that trans men arent magically also lesbians the afab connection is meaningless to me :( sorry for not buying into bioessentialism i guess
if you arent a lesbian you should be embarrassed #skilldiff #gws
in order to comment defending your points in including men in a community of women* who are exclusively attracted to other women* you must first go to my pinned post and open that kofi link and send a minimum of 3 dollars. if u send more than 10 ill even deign to read your essay to make fun of you before blocking and moving on w my day. 😁👍
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ladybeug · 11 months
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I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??
Here's both of them
Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.
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which ones funnier i honestly can't tell
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cliveguy · 9 months
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allies are getting too comfortable like this is irritating. every cishet with a large gay fanbase keeping them afloat should grovel like misha collins.
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waitineedaname · 2 years
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divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks
divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!
divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason
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cellgatinbo · 3 months
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augh
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robotclownindulgence · 7 months
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Less "optimus and bumblebee fight megatron and starscream" and more "motley crew of ocean-themed beastformers try to get their old band back together and have to trek through various galaxies to find their missing members"
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top-script · 9 months
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ok but like
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gulducock · 2 years
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look at this pic i found on twitter
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waterghostype · 4 months
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not so tall now are you
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porkyexplanationpoint · 5 months
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robinfollies · 3 months
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hold yourself tight 🩵💫☁️
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pessimistic-gh0st · 1 year
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Sirius: Fine. But if Minnie kills us all, I'm going to get James' ghost to teach my ghost how to play the drums just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost
Remus: I'll just hire Regulus' ghost to kick your ghost's ass
Regulus: My ghost won't associate with your ghost
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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG 🥺💗💗
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faustandfurious · 1 year
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The Next Level Tumblr Experience is when you start blocking people for having terrible opinions on Goncharov
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bondunlocked · 1 year
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Where's the petition for Neil Gaiman to include Tom Sturridge and Ferdinand Kingsley as non speaking extras in Good Omens Season 2?
Just a small scene where Aziraphale and Crowley are talking in a pub and those two are in the background, at their own table. A teacher and a goth. No dialogue, no acknowledgement from any of them.
Just two seperate fandoms silently losing their minds.
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ghostcrackerrs · 5 days
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movieverse llorumi
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