The Glass Onion got many things right, but the one I appreciate more each day is that the movie shows that elementary school teachers who taught through COVID are fucking unstoppable and will fuck you up, with no hesitation.
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Do you ever think about how Kirk had a "best friend" on the ship before Bones in Gary Mitchell, a man who:
a) deviously manipulates him into heartbreak for Mitchell's benefit,
b) shames him for not being "fun" enough when he's in a position of power,
c) openly insults intelligent and powerful women,
d) treats everyone cruelly as soon as he gets power and tries to seize everything for himself,
e) finds it fascinating that he can stop a person's heart for fun, and
f) tries to murder Kirk instead of admitting that he's a danger to the universe,
and then chooses to replace him with Bones, a man who:
a) tries to save Kirk from heartbreak at every opportunity,
b) gets him to smile and relax by being genuinely interested in how he's doing and telling him that he's great and respected just as he is,
c) openly toasts intelligent and powerful women,
d) treats everyone kindly as soon as he gets power and tries to use it to help as many people as he can,
e) cries about how people suffered when medical treatments were less advanced, and
f) says, "Jim, I can't destroy life, even if it's to save my own. I can't."
because I do
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(How i imagine the Mia romance route would go)
More RL memes because I have covid and too much time on my hands
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i was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. again and again. forever.
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btw farcille and griddlehark... girls eating for love and girls being eaten for love... can anyone hear me... marcille and harrow, devoted to restoring the life of the woman they love no matter the cost... falin and gideon, willing sacrifices to protect those they love most and victims of imperfect resurrection and its consequences... CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!!!
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i dont think i can describe the things i want her to do to me without getting my account marked as nsfw for life
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