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Finished cooking my bolognese risotto and can conclude that I personally super love how it tastes 😩😁🫡
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Random animal HCs for some JoJo characters before work because why not?
- Both Jonathan and Dio like dogs. Problem is JoJo loves big dogs but Dio prefers smaller dogs
- Speedwagon prefers cats, back on Ogre Street there were a few street cats he fed scraps to most nights
- Santana likes axolotls :)
- Jotaro loves sharks. The reason he has a dolphin pin on his hat in DiU is because while yes, dolphins are very interesting creatures it'd cost too much to get a shark pin personally made
- Risotto likes snakes but is deathly afraid of spiders
- Melone doesn't mind insects but is deathly afraid of reptiles
- Pesci use to own two goldfish as a kid, surprisingly they stayed alive for a while despite living in one of those small glass bowls
- Weather Report likes beluga whales, he's aways wanted to squish the head melon of one (they're just like him fr)
- Valentine really likes cows/bulls/bovines
- Blackmore likes birds, but when he was young he owned a dog while he lived on the streets
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melon-cream-enmu · 1 year
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Repost from peach-cream-enmu-archive
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Milk cow reader and bull characters, and I don’t mean just one character at a time…
Like the bucci gang, or La squadra, being bull!boys owned by a farmer, who purchases you and brings you in, all but throwing you to the men. They’re ordered to be nice and let you adjust but some are worse then others.
Narancia always bugging you when you nap, head butting your back, horns poking your soft rolls until you grumble and turn over to let him lay his head on your breast and nap in the sun streaming through the window of the barn house.
Mista and Formaggio both would be the type to bug you like teenage boys, poking your belly, bumping you to watch your body move, even picking you up and saying you’re needed for one thing or another.
Bruno loves grooming you. Playing with your hair, tying it up nicely so it’s not in your way while you work, rubbing soothing lotions into your horns and skin. His hands may wander but that’s alright isn’t it? You’re here to provide the boys company, and the farmer milk…why doesn’t he help you get used to their attention.
Abbaccio is the one chosen to breed you first. He’s not going to draw it out like Bruno would, but he’s not an animal like Melone, and it won’t hurt you like Risotto might without proper preparation. That’s not to say he isn’t rough, because he is, but he doesn’t want to hurt you. Just fill up your pretty cunt til your thighs are stinging and tender. He’ll leave you to relax after on your own. Because soon you’ll get into the routine of getting bred multiple times a week.
The idea I had for this is gone oops here have it
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LA SQUADRA'S CRACK FILES
Things La Squadra Members are Not Allowed to do
Part 3
1. Applications forms with the subject 'Respectfully requesting a bullet to head' will be rejected.
2. Please don't fart and say, "Y'all smell popcorn?"
3. Avoid slapping each other to 'equalize' the pain.
4. Discussions regarding 'Who put those two 'ass' in assassination' is forbidden, especially during team meetings.
5. Not allowed to polish Pesci's head.
6. The teddy bear is not your second in command in the army of darkness.
7. Do not place your fellow members in the giant hamster ball.
8. Do not place your Stand in the giant hamster ball.
9. Do not wrap your arms around your fellow member's waist while you're on a motorcycle.
10 Even if they consent to it.
11. 'I've learnt this in the military' is not an excuse to serve your team members a bowl of banana and ketchup for breakfast.
12. Or ketchup filled hard boiled egg.
13. Risotto and Prosciutto are restricted from going undercover as anyone's 'Sugar Daddies' ever again.
14. Lowering the volume of the radio in the car does not help you see better, no matter what Ghiaccio says.
15. Not allowed to sing 'We're off to see the wizard' while heading to Risotto's office.
16. Retire to the bathroom when you need to, without declaring your 'desire to sacrifice your children'.
17. Glittery/Chime sound effects from Power Point are not acceptable whenever Risotto walks in.
18. In case someone is nauseous, you are not allowed to ask the whereabouts of the 'father'.
19. Members with long hair are requested not to scare the members with short hair using that snake thing you do on the bathroom tiles.
20. You are not allowed to randomly pull out a fish from the fish tank to cook it.
21. Say 'I need my share of the loot' instead of 'I need my share of the booty' like a normal person. (Booty Definition according to Oxford Dictionary: valuable stolen goods)
22. Please do not spray graffiti saying 'Risotto Nero was here' on random cars.
23. Feeding cows chocolate bars does not produce chocolate milk.
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kanelinsuomi · 1 year
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Joulukalenteri - luukku 5
Riisipuuro
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One of the traditional Finnish christmas foods is riisipuuro, rice porridge. It is eaten with sugar and cinnamon, sometimes with sekametelisoppa, which is a plum juice/soup. The porridge itself is made from porridge rice, which is similar to sushi rice and risotto rice, because it has big round grains. When making the porridge, a single almond is added to the porridge and the eater who gets the almond may wish for something in the hopes that the magic of christmas will make the wish come true. If you want to make Finnish riisipuuro, here is a recipe, from https://www.martat.fi/reseptit/riisipuuro/
You need:
2,5 dl water
1 l milk || traditionally cow milk, but I use oat milk. Other plant based milks ought to work as well
2 dl porridge rice || sushi rice and risotto rice may work as well if you cannot find porridge rice
1 whole almond || if you're not allergic of course
1. Boil the water in a pot.
2. Add rice and stir. Wait until there is no water left.
3. Add the milk and stir, until it boils.
4. Cook for around 40 minutes and stir from time to time || remember to stir, you don't want the porridge to burn
5. Add the almond and serve with cinnamon and sugar.
Secret hack for those with rice cookers!
Alternatively you can make rice porridge in a rice cooker as well. That's how I do it nowadays, but this is not normal in Finland, because rice cookers are very rare. However, it is way easier because you do not have to worry about it burning. I usually make it so that I just add the water and milk to the rice cooker both at the beginning, and then put my cooker on an hour and a half porridge program. Works fine with me at least!
Also a fun fact! My name (Kaneli) actually means cinnamon in Finnish. This means christmas season is especially fun to me, because I get to hear constantly jokes about people either eating me in their porridge or accusations of cannibalism, because I eat rice porridge with cinnamon.
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picture from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/eppujensen/23961822862/
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dandelionsprout42 · 6 months
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Norwegian rice porridge recipe for people abroad
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On the list of "Traditional Norwegian recipes that can relatively easily be made abroad", rice porridge ("Risgrøt" or "Risengrøt", prev. "Risengrynsgrøt", occasionally found in Denmark and Sweden too) would probably be topping the list. On paper, a recipe would work something like this:
•225g risotto rice, unflavoured paella rice, or other types of long-grain rice. •1L cow milk (You probably don't want to use goat milk for this); fluid cream and/or water can be added to the mix. •0.5-1 teaspoon vanilla sugar. •0.5 teaspoon salt. •1 tablespoon or 15g sugar. •For topping on portions: Cinnamon, sugar, butter, optionally raspberries.
Mix everything except the topping in a large saucepan. Bring to a boil at less than top heat, then let it boil for 22-30min. Stir very, very, very often.
The usual recommended drink is generic yellow/red fruitsquash, but this can be replaced by orange juice or grape juice.
(Image source: Toro's websites, Norway's biggest grocery brand by some margin.)
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squadrah · 11 months
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Not a request but in retrospect I find it really funny how much merch fanservice La Squadra had back in the day because I don't think I've seen any other Jojo minor villain recieve the same treatment, not to this extent.
Like DavidPro/Lucky Land really said "Hey LS fans, we know you love La Squadra unity, so we're gonna make new anime art of Sorbet and Gelato for merch purposes, AND Pitter Patter Pop art." I didn't fully grasp the significance back then but we had it good 😭
Oh mannn, I am not very knowledgeable about JoJo merch (despite very luckily owning some), but you are absolutely right! There must have been something about La Squadra compared to other minor antagonists or groups from earlier, something that told DavePro and Lucky Land that broke kings can be cash cows - I still remember how I learned that Prosciutto was voiced by Tattsun and I was like holy shit, this guy must be super important, this has to be fan service, and I was right on the money. Risotto might be winning sexiest or favorite La Squadra member in the polls, but nobody can tell me Prosciutto didn't pull this train till his dying breath. (And then they botched up his sexy pen and my wallet gasped in relief as I cried in agony. His face looks like thirty-something Fugo doing Mista's mafia taxes... Seriously how could they get Bruno and Diavolo looking perfect and then fuck up this guy... Travesty I tell you.)
And damn I miss Pitapop. I have so many screencaps saved on my phone, maybe sometime I'll put some on the blog (if I can sift through them because there are a LOT.)
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LA SQUADRA CHRISTMAS HEADCANON CAUSE TODAY IT'S PANDORO DAY YAAAAY!! ( Also i feel a lot better, thanks for the support you beautiful cinnamon buns )
Risotto ✂️: During christmas time he suddenly disappears and nobody knows why, but the rest of La Squadra learned the hard lesson of NEVER MIND RISOTTO'S BUSINESS...The punishment is long and painful..But truth is, he goes undercover as a "normal" 28 year old guy and, with the support of the local charity organisation, brings presents to the kids who lost one or both parents in a street accident. To them Santa isn't a fat guy dressed in red, but a tall af goth man with red eyes.
Prosciutto 🍖: He likes to be alone in this time of the year, too many hypocritical and chaotic parties in his family. So the 24th of december he says goodbye to his fellow teammates and hides inside his apartment till the whole deal is over. The fireplace lighting up the room, a nice glass of Passito di Pantelleria( a sicilian wine) nearby and a book. In the end, he truly doesn't need much to be happy.
Melone 🍈: Our fave purple weirdo is a man of science, so christmas doesn't mean that much to him. But he LOVES christmas movies; in fact he loves it so much he forces the entire team to watch every year a different one: he gets, blankets, hot cocoa ( with alcool inside of course), matching ugly sweaters and socks. They all sit on the carpet or the old sofa in the lair's living room and watch whatever Melone wants, they know his past and for once, they are glad to see him enjoy something normal for once.
Formaggio 🧀: Growing up in a very big and traditional italian family, he is more attached to this festivity than anyone in his team. He was also an only child, but had tons of cousins so whenever the whole family met up chaos ensued. Wine, tons of lasagne, board games, using Pandoro and Panettone's box as helmets to play knights...For sure they weren't the richest family in Centocelle, but they were close, and for Maggio that was everything. With his job now he doesn't have much time to visit, but he sends christmas cards to every single member of his famiglia every year.
Iluso 🔍: Best at gift giving, hands down on that. He spies regularly on his teammates, 80% cause he is a lil " stronzo " and 20% cause he cares...a tiny bit. Being also the sneakiest he changes locations to hide the presents every year so no one knows where he puts them; and he'll never admit that the smile that grows on his face whenever Pesci finds a brand new fishing gear, Risotto smells the aroma of his favourite coffee brand...maybe, just maybe is truly genuine.
Ghiaccio 🧊: You are a mean one..Mr Grinch...That's his theme song, and you won't change my mind. This blue angry Veneto gremlin HATES Christmas with all his heart. The only thing he appreciates is the fact that his teammates bring him in their garage and let him destroy a christmas tree ( complete with decorations and fake presents under the branches) with a baseball bat. And between the loud bangs and shattering glass sounds, people can clearly hear him screaming " TE DAGO NA SMEMANA, TO SOREA VACAAAAAAAAAA!!! ( i'll beat you to pulp, your sister is a cow)" It happens every year, and he is silently glad for the effort they put to make the tree more resistent everytime.
Pesci 🐟: The one guy that secretly believes in Santa even at 20 years old, they tried to break his christmas spirit but nobody succede in this. Making Dinner, decorating the tree, going to the midnight Mass the 24th of December...Pesci does everything in his possibilities to spend every christmas like he did when he was a child. He had a wonderful time as a kid and he wants for his teammates to feel the same joy and enthusiasm like he did...fails everytime cause c'mon we are talking about La squadra but hey, there's still next year.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE, THANK YOU FOR EVERY LIKE, REBLOG, COMMENT, SUPPORT JUST... THANK YOU.
I say this with all my heart, have a wonderful day whatever you are doing 💕 Cause you all deserve happiness and joy, you wonderful chocolate chip cookies 💕💕
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hillbilly---man · 7 months
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9 people you'd like to know better
Tagged by: @lokasxnna 🥰
Last song: Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon
Favorite color: Been really into red lately, but it's hard to choose
Currently watching: I don't watch much TV generally, but I catch up on What We Do in the Shadows whenever I do find myself wanting to watch something (or rewatching Saiki K for the twice billionth time, but tbh at this point it's background noise unless I'm looking to confirm some wild theory I have)
Currently reading: I don't know how to read (jk.. but yeah I'm not reading much these days)
Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory, but balance is the most important
Relationship status:
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Current obsession: I don't know if I've got anything that I'm like... 🤩🫨💥 about right now (sad!) but Saiki is an easy answer I guess lmfao....
Last thing I googled: other than "cow on beach" so I could get that picture.... "Knorr 3 Cheese Mushroom Risotto Cup" because they're apparently coming out with some new Knorr individual servings and I needed to steal the picture of it from the Kroger website for my planogram 🤭
Currently working on: Uh other than that rice planogram... I've got a drawing that I haven't worked on in weeks, the next chapter of my fic to do, and I've got to get started scanning this official Saiki game book. I sound very productive but I promise I am not
(Here's where I'm supposed to tag nine people but I don't like having to pick people so if you want to do it, pretend I tagged you)
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Milk cow reader and bull characters, and I don’t mean just one character at a time…
Like the bucci gang, or La squadra, being bull!boys owned by a farmer, who purchases you and brings you in, all but throwing you to the men. They’re ordered to be nice and let you adjust but some are worse then others.
Narancia always bugging you when you nap, head butting your back, horns poking your soft rolls until you grumble and turn over to let him lay his head on your breast and nap in the sun streaming through the window of the barn house.
Mista and Formaggio both would be the type to bug you like teenage boys, poking your belly, bumping you to watch your body move, even picking you and saying you’re needed for one thing or another.
Bruno loves grooming you. Playing with your hair, tying it up nicely so it’s not in your way while you work, rubbing soothing lotions into your horns and skin. His hands may wander but that’s alright isn’t it? You’re here to provide the boys company, and the farmer milk…why doesn’t he help you get used to their attention.
Abbaccio is the one chosen to breed you first. He’s not going to draw it out like Bruno would, but he’s not an animal like Melone, and it won’t hurt you like Risotto might without proper preparation. That’s not to say he isn’t rough, because he is, but he doesn’t want to hurt you. Just fill up your pretty cunt til your thighs are stinging and tender. He’ll leave you to relax after on your own. Because soon you’ll get into the routine of getting bred multiple times a week.
The idea o had for this is gone oops here have it
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gothavem · 10 months
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day 26
day 26 is done. i think im getting sick.
breakfast: nothing lunch: cauli rice with a bit of corn and pumpkin and ginger pitango soup together made this amazing fake risotto + a corn thin dinner: 2 cruskets and a laughing cow snacks: nothing
total: 244cal
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soupbabe · 1 year
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Can I get big boobielicious Risotto x Cow!Hybrid GN Reader Please 🙏🙏🙏 Risotto milking fic when?? /ij -🐄
Drown ♡ /j
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How about an Askr request? This man has me on a choke hold I don't mind. Like sir I'm looking disrespectfully 😩
Its on my to do list bestie I swear! I'm just being held ransom by this risotto fic and then it's fuckinf over for this cow man, just you wait
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nosanime · 2 years
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Anime Foodies: Laid-Back Camp Season 2 - Equipment Needed for Recipes
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This post relates to our panel, “Anime Foodies: Laid-Back Camp Season 2”.
This post is intended to supplement the recipe write-ups and provide simple, yet exact lists of what equipment will be needed to create the camping recipes present in “Laid-Back Camp Season 2”.  Each recipe is listed below followed by the equipment needed.
Duck Soup Nameko Mushroom Soba:
For the Duck Dashi –
-Stock Pot
-Cheesecloth
-Strainer
For the Kaeshi –
-Measuring Cups
-Small Saucepan
For the Panko-Crusted Pollack –
-Small Saucepan
-Plate/Bowl x3
-Tongs
-Knife
-Cutting Board
For the Final Noodle Soup –
-Dutch Oven/Large Saucepan
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Tongs/Pasta Scoop
- Bowl x2 (For Serving)
Hot Buttered Rum Cow:
-Small Saucepan
-Knife
-Mug x4 (For Serving)
Kiritanpo Nabe:
For the Chicken Meatballs –
-Mixing Bowl
-Flat Container/Tray
For the Kiritanpo –
-Small Saucepan
-Strainer
-Mixing Bowl
-Bowl
-Mortar
-Pestle
-Wooden Skewers/Cake Dowels/Disposable Chopsticks
-10 Inch Skillet
-Tongs
For the Final Hotpot –
-Dutch Oven/Donabe
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Tongs
-Serving Spoon
-Bowl x4 (For Serving)
Motsunabe:
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Dutch Oven/Large Saucepan
-Strainer
-Dutch Oven/Donabe
-Large Saucepan
-Bowl x4 (For Serving)
Wakasagi Tempura:
-Mixing Bowl
-Small Saucepan
-Plate
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Whisk/Chopsticks
-Tongs
-Measuring Cups
Vegetables Roasted in Foil:
-Heavy Duty Aluminum Foil
-Newspaper
-Tongs
-Heat-Resistant Glove
Grilled Lobster Himono:
-Mixing Bowl
-Cooking Rack
-Kitchen Shears
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Brush
-Heavy Duty Aluminum Foil
-Tongs
-Portable Grill (if not available on site)
Grilled Alfonsino Himono Heads:
-Portable Grill (if not available on site)
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Tongs
-Brush
Chunky Ajillo:
-Vegetable Peeler
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Large Saucepan
-Dutch Oven/Donabe
-Zip-Top Bag
-Strainer/Slotted Spoon
-Measuring Cups
-Bowl x4 (For Serving)
-Toothpicks
Alfonsino Acqua Pazza Pasta:
-Portable Grill (if not available on site)
-Vegetable Peeler
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Large Saucepan
-Dutch Oven/Donabe
-Zip-Top Bag
-Strainer
-Measuring Cups
-Bowl x4 (For Serving)
Otsumami Set:
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Plate x2
-Heavy Duty Aluminum Foil
-Skillet
-Small Saucepan
-Strainer
-Mixing Bowl
-Tongs
Shrimp and Tomato Risotto with Lobster Sauce:
-Stock Pot
-Strainer
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Cheese Grater/Microplane
-Mixing Bowl
-Bowl x4
-Large Saucepan
-Dutch Oven
-Measuring Cups
-Ladle
-Large Kitchen Spoon
-Large Towel
-Small Saucepan
-Skillet
-Bowl/Plate x6 (For Serving)
Hotcake Cake:
-Mixing Bowl x2
-Whisk
-Large Kitchen Spoon/Large Kitchen Paddle
-Measuring Cups
-Measuring Spoons
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-8 Inch/10 Inch Skillet
-Plate
-Small Zip-Top Bag
-Spatula
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morioh-killer · 2 years
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Ok theres a few groups of staff
The owners (diavolo and doppio and co owner giorno and his dad dio)
The doctor (cioccolata)
The caretakers (staff who look after livestock for a week to get them settled in)
And other staff (farmhands)
The owners are pretty self explanatory. They own the joint. Giorno scares dia and eventually will take over the farm
The doctor cioccolata. Cio scares everyone but he does an exceptional job and most importantly whatever diavolo tells him to do. Administers your usual healthcare like vaccines and assists in births but also does plenty of messing w aphrodisiacs, putting on chastity belts, etc. Definitely molests livestock
The caretakers look after livestock for a whole week. Mostly for training: teaches them to use all fours, to stop speaking human language, etc. Caretakers are also a sign of protection for the week, so any livestock picking fights w New livestock gets punished more severely. This is a greater relief for new cows as cows are forced to breed and make milk and calves for the farm, but for a week w their caretaker they will not be bred
And farmhands are farmhands. Most are hired to do your usual stuff. Some are volunteer. Some are sleazy and molest the livestock, you get it.
The livestock has a few groups
Race horses, work horses, (guard) dogs, cows and bulls, rams and ewes, chickens and ducks, and lastly goats.
Livestock is obtained either through kidnapping (the farm has a group of farmhands usually go out looking for people with traits they need such as gender to snatch off the street in a huge van), being born onto the farm, from unruly staff, from being sold onto the farm, or from volunteers
The farmhands, when recieving new people from kidnapping, being sold, etc basically anything that isn't being born into farm life do an evaluation to choose what animal they are. Those with beautiful, full hair are sheep, those with fertile bodies, huge breasts, etc are cows, those with large frames and muscle are work horses, those with particularly sharp teeth are dogs, you get the gist
Sometimes if someone qualifies for two or more animals, they'll choose the animal based on what they need most. If they have enough of all the animals thr farmhands may choose the animal or in rare cases kill them, take them home for free, etc. But again its rate they have enough of every animal and choose those options.
All livestock gets an ear tag with different colors telling staff immediately what they are.
Caretakers i have noted are: bruno, risotto, prosciutto, lisa lisa, rohan, and a few more i can't remember
Farmhands I've noted are: Abbacchio, Hol Horse, Ghiaccio, Melone, Steely Dan, Mariah, Suzi Q, Weather Report, and more
Livestock I concluded:
Work Horses: Jonathan, Wamuu, Esidisi, Kars, Santana
Race Horses: Will, Johnny and Speedwagon
Bulls: Joseph, Caesar
Rams: Jotaro, Kakyoin, Anasui, Straizo, Akira
Dogs: Secco (cios personal pet), Hazamada, Josuke, Jolyne, Narancia
For the others i havent thought abt it yet but there are more for every group ive mentioned in staff and livestock
Let me state the farm is fucking massive like half a county massive. Diavolo runs a fucking empire here. Also its a stand-less hamon-less au.
The farm usually isnt open for visitors and when it is it's a small area with the most well behaved livestock meant to farm money off kids and their parents
The farm is only open to those who are "buisness partners" such as kira who often buys his girlfriends for cheap there when he needs em
Within society this is a very well liked farm and considered the best in the country. In this society everyone does see the humans in the farm as livestock and as only animals- but on a different level than that of animal animals like iggy. They're still animals just a lil closer to human. This is why some farmhands see no issue with sexually abusing livestock: theyre human "enough",
Kira is one of the only people who sees them as people, his viewpoint is horrifically rare in this world
There is one kind of animal thats its own thing and its foo shes a phrog
They had nowhere to put her when they found her so they just gave her a little mini pond in one of the farms corners and called her a frog. She does fr eat bugs too
They try and keep breeding within the same species that was chosen for them, but there are plenty of cases of crossbreeding and cross romance, some crossbreeding goes undetected and some gets found out it rlly depends on how obvious it is
An example of cross romance is anasui who's yknoe a ram who really wants to fuck jolyne whos a dog
Uh cant remember anything else lol
OH DEAR LORDDDDD--- this is so detailed and im HIGH KEY OBSESSED HELLO-
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diovstheworld · 1 year
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WAHHH UR PFP IS SO CUTE IS IT RISOTTO AS A COW?? Wahhhhh its so cute im dyign
YES IT IS RISOTTO AS A COW AHHH i’m so glad someone else finds it as cute as i do 😭💖 i made cow pfps of all the members of la squadra bc they own my heart 🥹
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