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The Goost’s moomoo shelf, where 90% of my cow plushies are
If anyone wants to know where I got some of them btw, let me know, I’d be more than happy to share!
The other 10% of my cow plushies are too big to fit in a cubby and they wouldn’t be able to share with my other cow plushies. One day, mayhaps, they shall have their own shelf tho TTwTT
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build a bear ✨ colorful splatter cow 🩵
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Todays beanie of the day is Clover the Cow
Released: 1991 • Average sale price: $40
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the boy who cried wolf except i get you so big that everyone around you questions whether you’re pregnant or not. you laugh off the comments and you explain the real reason behind your wider waist and slower steps: that maybe you’ve just been putting away more pastries and carbs than you probably should be. This continues as you grow, until i eventually feel like you’re ready to carry more weight, in more ways than one. then comes the pregnancy.
but by then, your steadily growing belly—your heavy full tits getting heavier and fuller— it’s constantly mistaken by your peers as a result of your appetite. each month passes, and the comments on your growing figure increase. looks of curiosity turn to concern.
you try your hardest to convince everyone. you’ve been bred and your body is changing into what it needs to be! you really are pregnant, for real this time! but its all to no avail. “we wont fall for it this time!” they say. “your weight is spiralling, dont make excuses for your overindulge and greed”.
your tits continue to grow in size and volume as your tummy gets rounder and tighter, ravaged in stretchmarks. and all the while, the weight sticks to you. by the end of the nine months, your figure has become so indistinguishably obese that nobody even notices a change. to them, you’re just the gluttonous cow you’ve always been, and most likely always will be.
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GC Tooth Mousse Advertising Cow Plush
So I was curious, and tooth mousse is a topical crème and it’s made with milk protein (casein) hence the cow. Still an odd choice though lol.
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Chubby the cow, a sequel
Some of you may remember the story of Chubby the Cow. She lives with a boy and a girl and enjoys mountain biking, which was the cause of her initial visit... all that sun exposure and wilderness adventure had worn her skin quite a bit. But her family wanted to keep her as close to original as possible, so we did. Well, that was back in 2017 and five years of adventures plus a pandemic had done a job on Chubbs' (as she's also known) skin. Here were the diagnosis photos her family sent this summer:
As you can see... her patches had held, but not the thin muzzle fabric, and her original fur had now worn through pretty much everywhere. It was time for Chubby to get fully recovered in all new fabric. The boy and girl decided to use the same fabric as the patches, but everywhere this time, including her pink spots. Chubbs was going to get a spa and be fully recovered.
She flew in and started right away with her bubble bath:
Soon, she was fully recovered and soft and furry again:
But this time, we were going to protect her a bit more... she was getting her very own bike helmet in bright pink!
Chubby flew home to Texas and sent this photo:
Of course I had to ask... did she lose her helmet already!?!?!
Nope, the Boy wrote:
She's very careful when she's biking - she's got some mad (cow) skills that let me just sit back and watch as we pass The Girl! Our new cow that we got when Chubby was at the Spa (Callie) has claimed the helmet and is now riding with The Girl.
So here's to safe, happy, and long rides for all four!
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