Good day to you ma'am,
we have begun the post-boop social interaction era, and in the spirit of mutualism and site unity I have decided to participate. Change and timing have nominated you as the lucky receiver of chain mail!
Chain mail to follow:
Hey! List five things that make you happy, then if you want, put this in the askbox of the last ten people who liked or reblogged something from you.
uwu
Wow okay we're doing sidewide mandated therapy now huh.
playing ttrpgs with my good good friends
making people laugh
making people groan in abject misery uwu
witnessing and/or interacting with a wide range of aminals
getting really deeply absorbed in a fulfilling project and/or bog
Thank your for your custom, Mr. Rasso!
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My Top Sam Quotes
i love me some cowboy ♡ yeehaw and all that
“You’re a werewolf, not a damn tank, what the hell were you thinking?”
“I want you comfortable. What that looks like, you tell me.”
“Oh god, don’t call the 90’s vintage, you’re gonna give me a complex.”
“Don’t you whistle like that at me you smartmouth, this ain’t anything you haven’t seen. I am not blushing. I don’t blush.”
“Mr. Shaw.”
“You’re a big softie under it all too. Boop.”
“You don’t have to keep the armor up tonight. The fighting’s done. You can just rest. I got you, Darlin.”
“You’re my heart, Darlin’.”
“Oh you hush, of course that got my heart speeding up again. Wiseass.”
“Have some popcorn, it’ll soothe you.”
“Matter of fact, yes, I do know how to get food delivered nowadays. Do you know what the inside of a grocery store looks like?”
“Yeah yeah, I’m a mother-hen, what else is new?”
“Don’t worry, if the shock takes you out, I’ll be sure to catch you.”
“You feel like home, Darlin’.”
“It’s a Vamp’s favorite season. Well, my actual favorite season’s Fall, but you get me.”
“That’s for strangers. We can be as mean to family as we damn-well please.”
“How do you wanna do this? You wanna ride your cowb- you little-“
“You feel like sunlight on an easy day. That warmth and that comfort. Gentle and all around.”
“You like that? You gonna be good for me?”
“Hey. Look at me. Please.”
“Yeah, you’re awful put-upon. Your mate’s a heartless old curmudgeon who wants his arm rest.”
“No. No, I’m not falling asleep. Couldn’t be me. I’d never do such a thing.”
“Your vampiric pillow awaits.”
“Hey. Jokes aside. You do make sense, Darlin. Just cause some people don’t wanna put in the work to understand why doesn’t mean you don’t.”
“What the hell do you have against flannel? It’s efficient.”
“Oh I’m sure. My big bad wolf certainly would never get tired after a completely understandably draining day,”
“Tell me how you look so damn good right after waking up. Bullshit. You look heavenly.”
“You know better than me that if you don’t answer that goofball he’s just gonna keep calling.”
“Man’s gotta point. [smack] Ow.”
“Make it two.”
“I’m an equal opportunist shit-stirrer once you make the mistake of getting close to me.”
“You keep that up and I'll buy a walker just so I can beat your ass with it.”
“I didn’t realize those were our names, I thought he was drawing pictures…”
“Who you calling an underdog, pup?”
“Oh, so I’m a flop now?”
“Want some chocolate? It might soothe you.”
“Darlin’ what the hell is an Igglybump?”
“Play nice. I know you can even if you don’t like to.”
“Being so good for me. Wait until I tell ya.”
“So what if I am soft for you? You deserve soft.”
“I am not charming. I’m a moody curmudgeon, and I like it that way, thank you very much.”
“When I’m with you, my brain takes up shop in the wrong head.”
“Keep his name out of your fucking mouth.”
“I’ve got you. Tears aren’t ‘stupid’, Darlin’. They’re human. You don’t have to hold back any part of yourself with me.“
“[punch] That’s for Frederick. [punch] That’s for his Progeny. [punch] And that’s for me.”
“The only thing that makes the two of you worse hellions than you already are is when you put your scheming heads together on something.”
“I’m practically a glorified backpack”
“I want you moving like this in a different position. Mmhmm. How did you put it back in the day? ‘Riding your cowboy’?”
“You’re so damn beautiful. You are.”
“My big bad wolf. I get to say that without getting hit nowadays? My, the times are a-changing.”
“Look. You can call me every version of ‘cowboy’ you want, but you keep ‘duke’ just locked up in that pretty head of yours, you got it?”
“It’s a fancy dick-swinging contest with a side of hors d’oeuvres.”
“Vincent. You’re my family, and I love you, so please don’t take this the wrong way, but four years ago when he was still around, you were just as much of a pain in the ass to be around most of the time.”
“What you and me got is stronger than any of this bullshit the world throws at us. Even if the world’s got a hell of an arm, lately.”
“Brown. My eyes were brown.”
“Where do you want these fangs, baby?”
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