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dragomircho · 1 year
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daily frog | cowboy
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enoratwilight · 10 months
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Pepe: The Cowfrog (A Short Story)
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Pepe: The Cowfrog (A Short Story) ​Narrator: The sun blazed a summer heat in the middle of the desert town. It was finally time for a western showdown. The people watched from the edge of the saloon, and the local sheriff simply tilted his hat. Two rough riders stood opposite each other on the dirt road. One was an internet troll, and the other was known far and wide as Pepe, The Cowfrog.
Pepe: I reckon you weren't to yella belly after all. I thought all yer kind were cowards....
Townsperson 1: It's really him! The rough ridin' meme shootin' killa. I heard he could shoot the wings off a fly from 50 yards with his meme iron...
Townsperson 2: look at the other fella... I heard he came outta nowhere. Rumor is 'e ain't lost a battle of words with his replies! Ain't that the one they call Ratio Bill?
Ratio Bill: It has been quite some time, Pepe. My boys called you out to settle the score. It's time to end this rodeo. You had your glory, and now you will be a dead meme.
Narrator: No more words were spoken as the church bell rang: high noon. The instant it did Ratio Bill couldn't respond fast enough to the meme iron on Pepe's hip. He was defeated faster than it took ol' Uganda Knuckles to die out. The ratio man was no more. Now he lay in a pool of his own blood. Pepe simply took a drag of his cigar with one last sentence spoken.
Pepe: Ya cain't challenge the greatest frog in the west. (The image was made with ai, and then I decided to write the short story for the meme.)
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singlethread · 2 years
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My fav thing to do when my friends are bored is look up cute lil frogs so here have a cute lil froggo
Oh my god the hat is bigger than the frog
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frogwen · 2 years
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check out some guys :)
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ceruleanmage · 2 years
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LOL it was literally the first one that came up when I googled it
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this fumky fella
im gonna make some poor financial decisions methinks
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bansq · 9 months
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the water......
Musings abt the cowfrogs below the cut
The new character is called James Aorta. He thinks he's hot shit, but his charm rarely works on people. Newt is just a bit easy. I don't think I would like them to be in an actual relationship though. Their ideal relationships just don't match I guess. Newt is a romantic, Aorta is not ready to settle down and may never get to that point.
In my earlier post I had a little concept thing with the world being like a forest, kind of?? But I don't think I like that anymore since I would miss out on cool rocks and shit. I think I'm just trying to take frog cowboys too seriously. Also not sure if I like replacing horses with lizards. Does it work or not? I don't want to draw horses. (Newt's green lizard would maybe be replaced with a leopard gecko and Scab would ride a rattlesnake. Actually yeah the rattlesnake is too cool to leave out so nvm fuck horses).
Scab was supposed to be a gruff scary big boi but in this he's more of a goof because it just suits better for the tone of the comic. So I guess this is further into his and Newt's relationship. They are enemies to friends. Scab isn't originally interested in friendships, but eventually is worn down and pretends to be reluctant about hanging out with Newt whenever they meet. He thinks the warm feeling in his chest must be allergies or something.
Newt blushes blue because he's a moor frog and apparently the males can turn blue when horny or something. I'm being very liberal abt biology etc because humanoid cowboy frogs are surprisingly NOT very realistic. My research on frog species is just thinking "oh wowie that frog looks nice" and then MAYBE reading the Wikipedia page and picking and choosing facts from there. So if you're super into frog biology, BEWARE.
That being said, Scab is based on a common toad (bufo bufo) and Aorta on a common frog (rana temporaria). If you're wondering about how species work in this world, I'm thinking that the species of the child is determined by the species of the mother. That might change though. Do not ask me how tf evolution worked here. I am constantly in danger of over-thinking this shit. They are frog.
I made a tag for this because I can't be bothered to link back every time, it's "cold-blooded".
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drysauce · 2 years
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len!!!! i was in chicago a week ago and went to a planetarium, and i saw a Thing
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cowboy frog :)
OMG SO COWFROGS ARE REAL, AMAZING
if someone gave this little guy a cowboy hat now he would be invincible
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groblinboy · 9 months
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cowfrog yeehaw
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••+• YEEHAAA COWFROG •+•• Done by Hand • No Machine🔗 From my Flash for the ever-so-lovely @mktattooing ♥︎♥︎♥︎ Thank you for picking this one!! I always have so much fun when you & @softbrattattz are around- TWO SUBLIME ANGELS check their new awesome shop & go get some tatty whamies!! @n.a.m.e.l.3.s.s @n.a.m.e.l.3.s.s @n.a.m.e.l.3.s.s 🙌🏻✨ Should I draw more froggies?! I LOVE doing ornamentals but also been into these drawings lately- what do yall think?! 🌞 • • • • • #frogtattoo #handpoke #handpokedtattoo #handpokedtattoo #stickandpoke #sticknpoke #blackwork #blackworkerssubmission #quebectattooshops #ladytattooers #linework #lineworktattoo #dotwork #dotworktattoo #dotworkers #ttt #tttism #tattoosnob #funnytattoo #flashtattoo #tattooidea #handmadetattoo #sherbrooketattoo https://www.instagram.com/p/CkJBoqjrgef/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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jouste · 3 years
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The Unfrogiven! With his lucky hat and hidden-legatling gun, this avenging amphibian is after the brutal gang that took his leg! Once a champion jumper, he now limps into town looking for answers, flies, and a decent drink to help him forget his glory days.
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dragomircho · 8 months
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cowboy and his mate
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jamespowellart · 3 years
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Lazy Sunday. . . #toad #frog #cowboy #cowfrog #guitar #phrog #illustration #childrensbookillustration #characterdesign #procreate #procreateart #frogsofinstagram #toadsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CL1oJKkjIur/?igshid=4hhm0z3m9trj
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synerix-blog1 · 6 years
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Fresh Frog Milk
Don’t ask me why I painted this, I was simply bored and tired
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your-humble-host · 3 years
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Don't mind me just gonna
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iceywrites · 3 years
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Eiji Okumura eyes effect
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ceruleanmage · 2 years
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I wish I could have taken a photo but. privacy n shit. but u n len !!!! yea
completely fair however i think i know the exact cowfrog on that bag <3 all is well
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