#cql quotes

[mushroomwriter]

The Untamed | Totally Canon Quotes

#theuntamededit #theuntameddaily #cqledit #Wei Wuxian #Jiang Cheng #Twin Prides #The Untamed #TU humour #twin prides of yunmeng #yunmeng shuangjie #cql p #cqltcq #myedit #quote from brooklyn nine nine

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[3cosmicfrogs]

"There is love in me the likes of which you've never seen"

#this is a-yao. you could insult him...but watch out! #so i was rotating a nieyao frankenstein thing and happened to try out a different brush. that's where the quote is from btw. #gah i am KNAWING on these homos. shaking them side to side and burying them in the backyard. #forever obsessed with the themes of dehumanisation in nmj's arc. #eternally rotating jgy's theme of needing complete control over others before even ENTERTAINING the thought of showing tenderness. #artfromthefrogs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #mdzs fanart #nieyao #jin guangyao #jgy #nie mingjue #nmj #nieyao fanart #blood tw #crying and sobbing as i forego my Signature curly mingjue hair in to make the composition work #frankenieyao

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx memes #mo xiang tong xiu #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #the untamed #incorrect the untamed #cql meme #incorrect cql #chen qing ling #founder of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic arts #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan huan #lan xichen #wangxian #twin jades

[elvencantation]

Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

#he’s totally grinning btw #wangxian #wwx #lwj #wei ying #wei wuxian #incorrect cql #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my incorrect quotes #source: twitter: gutterdaughter #though it was cornball not stupid #but on tumblr i saw stupid so here it is #it was a sterek one btw

[darkandstormyart]

me?? using jokes to cope with canon events that still hurt??? it's more likely than you think!

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wen qing #im back in my 'i liked my dumb incorrect quote so much i had to draw it' #self-sufficient again! :')

[wangxianslillotus]

Lwj: I will but in ways you don't yet know

#mdzs #wei wuxian #the untamed #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #incorrect mdzs #cql #incorrect mo dao zu shi #mo dao zu shi incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi #incorrect cql #cql meme #cql lwj #cql wwx

[insanusnavicularis]

Lan Wangji, suspicious: what’s that?

Wei Wuxian with a box of pocky: the pocky game, Lan Zhan!

Lan Wangji: …what.

Wei Wuxian, putting the pocky in his mouth: now you bite!

Lan Wangji: …

Wei Wuxian: …

Wei Wuxian, flustered: I meant the pocky, Lan Zhan.

Lan Wangji, who just bit wwx’s cheek: apologizes, I got confused.

Jiang Cheng, who just witnessed everything: for fucks sake

#this came to me in a dream #it was funnier in my head #bUT LWJ WOULD #lan wangji #incorrect quote #lan zhan #lwj x wwx #mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei ying #cql #jiang cheng

[jaggedcliffs]

This is exactly 100% the very accurate dialogue the script-writers had in mind when they wrote this scene.

Image description under the cut.

Narration, as Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng come across Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen in the Unclean Realm in Episode 21: Just a normal encounter during the Sunshot Campaign...

Wei Wuxian, looking alarmed: oh no, my ex! who hates my new cultivation! who I also never began dating in the first place. can you break up with someone if you were never technically a couple?

Lan Xichen, looking at Lan Wangji with concern: I’m guessing you two are still on the outs...?

Lan Wangji, staring angrily ahead: No. There is nothing wrong. I am feeling nothing. This is my feeling nothing face.

Lan Xichen, now looking ahead with concern: ...alright, if you say so.

Jiang Cheng, looking at Wei Wuxian with concern: So, uh, you guys still going through a rough patch, huh?

Wei Wuxian, putting on a smile: Actually I am not bothered by this whatsoever. I am, in fact, very happy and normal and will say hello like a normal, untraumatized person whose crush isn’t rejecting him.

Narration, as the two parties come close and bow: *polite, normal bowing*

Wei Wuxian, looking at Lan Wangji: *YEARNS at Lan Zhan*

Lan Wangji, meeting Wei Wuxian’s eyes: *no yearning. no talking. still angry*

Wei Wuxian, looking to the side, somewhat hurt: oh. oh alright, cool cool cool 

Wei Wuxian, covering it up with a stiff smile as he nods at Lan Xichen: anyway, nice seeing ya Zewu-jun

Wei Wuxian, walking fast past Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji: completely unrelatedly, time to go.

Jiang Cheng, looking up after Wei Wuxian in alarm: Wait, what? Really?

Jiang Cheng, also walking fast past Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen: Shit, I’m out too, then

Lan Wangji, turning around to stare at an off-screen Wei Wuxian: *YEARNS where Wei Ying cannot see*

Lan Xichen, also turning around to stare at the off-screen Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng: Well...that sure was something.

#jagged watches the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan xichen #jiang cheng #the untamed #cql #fan edit #incorrect quotes #this is has sitting in my drafts for MONTHS #I decided to finally finish polishing up the borders on the text and post it #wwx

[mushroomwriter]

#theuntamededit #theuntameddaily #Jiang Cheng #Yunmeng Jiang #Twin Prides #yunmeng shuangjie #Wei Wuxian #The Untamed #quote from black sails #cql p #myedit

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: Are you in love with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: No. Why do you ask?

Jiang Cheng: Why else would there be "LZ+WY" in hearts everywhere?

Wei Wuxian: I just like the way those letters look together.

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wangxian #source: tumblr

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lan Wangji: I know you snuck out last night, Wei Ying. Nie Huaisang, whispering: Play dumb! Wei Wuxian: Who's Wei Ying? Nie Huaisang: NOT THAT DUMB!

#mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #the untamed #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Wwx: *trying to flirt*

Wwx: Can you help me? I’m lost.

Lwj: Mn.

Wwx: Could you tell me where the road to your heart is?

Lwj: Shouldn’t Wei Ying know that already? Wei Ying was the one who paved it.

Wwx: *is flustered* *blushing intensifies*

//When you’re a flirt but he’s also a flirt//

(Insp.)

#theyre so cute 😭 #the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!

Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!

#source: sao abridged #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #I'm writing out my au ideas now and nmj as Corvatz is VERY appealing. if a little ooc #mdzs #'but mama dapper didn't raise a quitter' as they say #modified slightly #nie bros #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gdc #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #cql #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my posts #source is from Ep.8 btw #my quotes