#cql shitposting

[icarus-suraki]

#cql #the untamed #wei wuxian #text post meme #cql shitposting

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

#the organ donor vers is one of my favorite things ever so. #this meme has a bibliography! #see: the organ donor version #and see: poorly drawn mdzs' tummy hurts comic #mdzs #lmao #i speak #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #mdzs meme #mdzs shitpost

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

#chad #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #chen qing ling #lan jingyi #precious gremlin #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎 #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #fr tho nobody checks this kid ever #he gets a free pass for everything #prob bc nobody else wants to get roasted into oblivion lmFAO #chicken boy #i know he’s more goblin than gremlin but I’ve been using the gremlin tag forever and don’t wanna go through changing it in every post 😭

[thatswhatsushesaid]

maybe the real plan was hidden in the life-destroying secrets we were keeping from each other along the way

#mdzs shitposting #mdzs memes #cql #the untamed #i waffled on some of these but on the whole i like it

[kikki-art]

The grandmaster of shitposting strikes again.

8 years old NHS telling Da-ge at a war meeting he needs tissue paper and glue for tomorrow school.

#mdzs #cql #mo dao zu shi #cql fanart #mdzs fanart #mo dao zu shi fanart #nie huaisang #nhs #nmj #nie mingjue #qinghe nie #qinghe #meme #shitpost #modern au

[starrywangxian]

how the mdzs characters would sign off emails

inspired by this post and this post

Wei Wuxian: Thanks - I'll see myself out, Wei Wuxian

Lan Wangji: Sincelery, Lan Wangji, Hanguang-Jun, Cloud Recesses, Gusu Lan Sect... (he would include full titles and addresses etc.)

Lan Xichen: Many thanks! Lan Xichen, Zewu-Jun. (it's passive aggressive to other sect leaders but to lwj he adds emojis - yes he emails his brother shh)

Lan Sizhui: Have a nice day, Lan Sizhui! :)

Lan Jingyi: Never stop the grind, Lan Jingyi - P.S. Plz don't fail me Hanguang-jun :(

Lan Qiren: Regrettably, Lan Qiren.

Qingheng-jun: That's all, Qingheng-jun.

Madam Lan: Talk soon! (i recognise this is ironic... but i feel like she'd write something really casual and nice :))

Lan Yi: Okay then. (i feel like she'd be very straight to the point lmao)

Ouyang Zizhen: Fare thee well, Ouyang Zizhen! :)

Jiang Cheng: Please stop reading the email.

Jiang Fengmian: Stay tuned, Jiang Fengmian.

Yu Ziyuan: May the lord forgive your sins, Yu Ziyuan.

Jiang Yanli: Thanks again, Jiang Yanli! :) ...Don't cross me.

Wei Changze: Sent via smoke signals. Best, Wei Changze. (i feel like he'd also write a joke but treat it like a fact lmao)

Cangse Sanren: Sent from the future ;) Cangse Sanren! (i feel like she'd write a jokey and fun sign off <3)

Jin Guangyao: You're the best boss ever (lol jk), Lianfang-zun.

Jin Ling: don't care + didn't ask + L + ratio. jin ling.

Jin Zixuan: Lukewarm regards, Jin Zixuan.

Jin Guangshan: Ciao! Jin Guangshan. (he tries to be friendly and cool because he thinks everyone likes him but he's just annoying and everyone hates him)

Madam Jin: Thank you. (P.S. Please send any important sect-related emails to me, my husband is useless and doesn't do anything).

Jin Zixun: The best, Jin Zixun.

Qin Su: See you in hell, Qin Su.

Mo Xuanyu: So long and thanks for all the fish! Mo Xuanyu.

Nie Huaisang: Stay hydrated, queens! Nie Huaisang <3

Nie Mingjue: Over and Out, Chifeng-zun.

Wen Ruohan: May the Night bless you, signed Overlord Wen Ruohan.

Wen Ning: Apologies for existing :') Wen Qionglin

Wen Qing: Please don't contact me for 3-5 business days - kindest regards, Wen Qing, Head Physician.

Wen Chao: Mic drop, Wen Chao.

Wen Xu: Thanks, enjoy the hours you have left. Wen Xu.

Wen Zhuliu: Regards, Wen Zhuliu.

Wang Lingjiao: Live, laugh, love! Wang Lingjiao xoxox

Luo Qingyang: At a loss for words, Mianmian.

Xiao Xingchen: Live long and prosper, Xiao Xingchen!

Song Lan: May God be with you in these trying times, Song Zichen.

A-Qing: God's favourite child, A-Qing.

Xue Yang: YOur FrIendly NEIghBOur... XuE ChEngmEI.

Su She: Remember the name: Su Minshan.

Baoshan Sanren: That's it. Baoshan Sanren. (i feel like she'd be straight to the point too)

#i tried to get everyone #either everyone else was too irrelevant (i.e. sect leader yao) or i didn't know what they'd write (i.e. meng shi) :( #mdzs shitpost #mdzs shitposting #mdzs #mdzs meme #mo dao zu shi meme #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #cql #lan wangji #the untamed #lan xichen #meng yao #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #lan sizhui #a yuan #wen yuan #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #lan qiren #qingheng-jun #qingheng jun #madam lan #lan yi #baoshan sanren #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #jiang wanyin

[r-aindr0p]

Today, I give you more shitposts.

#firs pic pov : you're feeling down #third pic pov : last thing you saw before dying #Mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #Jiang yanli #Jin ling #Jiang cheng #Jin guangyao #bonus nie mingjue and paper wwx #angry uncle and gremlin nephew #shitpost

[welcometothejianghu]

#mdzs #cql #psych hunter #guardian #the blood of youth #bloody youths #dmbj #gender #i made this #shitposting is soothing to me #happy birthday whit #house haunters #word of honor #tyk

[wei--wuxian]

update: spent way too much time on this

#art? no. shitposts? yes. #listen as soon as i discovered i could use this brush for worms on strings it was Over #wangxian #yes im putting this abomination in the main tags #wwx #lwj #mdzs #cql #my art #fx.p

[icarus-suraki]

Doing my part for the Nie Mingjue Tits-Out agenda

#cql #cql shitposting #text post memes #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #nie mingjue tits-out agenda #free da-ge's baps

[erivroom]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wangxian #cql #incorrect mdzs #shitpost

[twistedappletree]

#SAW THIS IN MY ACE GROUP AND AGSHFJFHFFHLMAO #mdzs #the untamed #cql #cheng qing ling #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #cql crack #mdzs meme #cql meme #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #twin prides of yunmeng #twin prides #yunmeng bros #apple memes 🍎 #mdzs shitposting #gif #jiang cheng my ace king 🖤🩶🤍💜 #wei wuxian my bisexual hoe 🩷💜💙

[thatswhatsushesaid]

huaisang, do you have spurs that jingle jangle jingle as you go ridin' merrily along--

#to that niche subset of cql/mdzs fans who are also fallout new vegas fans #i am sorry for the song that you now have stuck in your head #but in my defence #if i have to have the jingle jangle song stuck in my head this morning #then it's only fair that you do too #mdzs shitposting #mdzs #cql #the untamed #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #let him have birds!! 🕊️

[kikki-art]

Posting my old shitposts and art on Tumblr lol

#mdzs #mo dao su zhi #cql #mdzs fanart #cql fanart #wwx #nhs #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #shitpost

[katie-altman]

Finally started watching The Untamed, and honestly, you can’t deny that xiyao meeting was literally just

and he looks at me

and I look at him

and he looks at me

and I look at him

and he lOOKS AT ME

AND I LOOK AT HIIIIM

#this series is off the rails and i'm having so much fun with it #cql #the untamed #xiyao #mdzs #shitpost #or is it #jin guangyao #lan xichen #trapped in the drive-thru #you could see the pink filter and sparkles filling the air #this whole scene was wild

[lee-luca]

POV: You are a random cultivator at the Phoenix Mountain night hunt and WWX has successfully asked LWJ for his forehead ribbon to use as a blindfold, except the forehead ribbon is CQL-style.

It is useless as a blindfold but WWX has the same energy as someone who accidentally put salt in their coffee and insists they like it better that way.

#MDZS #sketch #Wei Wuxian #Mo Dao Zu Shi #WangXian #? #The Untamed #(gotta tag that separately from just mdzs cuz this forehead ribbon is a cql exclusive) #PaintTool SAI #digital #2022 #fanart #my art #does this count as art? i feel like i need a tag for shitposts