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manatee-master · 1 year

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#marine biology #marine biology shitpost #marine biology memes #crab rave #crab #crabs #shitpost #animal memes #marine life #crab on skateboard #marine animals #not my meme #reposted from Pinterest

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casualcarpetshark · 1 year

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it's science

can't argue with the facts

#crab museum #marine biology shitpost #marine memes #crabs #crustacean nation #marine biology #science

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unofficial-sean · 2 years

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crab uber

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gayforbagels · 2 years

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Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

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prolibytherium · 6 months

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Imagining Dennis getting pestered into driving Mac to a motel to meet "Johnny" and cracking myself up

#iasip #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #Not posting this to my artblog bc a) low effort shitpost b) maybe I can entice some more IASIP followers here #Or it will flop. Either way #I was gonna hold off posting this until I got back to this episode to see if I still thought it was funny but ehh #I was wondering how he was getting to his hookups since he doesnt drive and I guess just uber or public transport but this scenario #came to mind and was killing me. Like this is a breaking point. Its not worth it. Not even for the crabs #sketches

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likethewizardyk · 1 year

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#get horseshoe crabbed idiot #this was funnier in my head #marine biology #marine biology shitpost #marine life #wizardshitposts #horseshoe crab #marine memes

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superbeans89 · 9 months

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This is the Crab of Goodwill. Reblog to send good vibes

#shitpost #reblog bait #crab of goodwill #crab posting #positivity

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lunar-lumi · 1 year

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look at him. so kind. so polite.

#look at him!! look at his little 🥺👉👈#marine biology #crabs #faves #lumi’s updates #shitpost #marine animals #animals

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chiqita · 7 months

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Some might know I love finding weird stuff at second hand stores and flea markets (or any store with funky knick knacks, really), I found this crab thing you can store treasures in.

I usually just take pictures of the most cursed or quirky finds, but I had to go back and buy this before someone else does. I still haven't figured out where to put it and what to do with it, but I'm waiting for an inspiration!

#self shitpost #crab #finds #chiqi goes thrifting

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zephyrd17 · 3 months

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Realized I never posted these here (I saw someone edit 3 pictures like this and I just went feral and made more, if someone knows the OP pls tag them)