#crack canon facts

[maeirys]

Ah, yes… them.

#the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #tlt fanart #that barbie meme #barbie movie #the fact that harrow being in barbie’s place is actually canon honestly cracks me up

[dannydanoninoo]

This scene will forever be iconic

#huntlow #huntlow canon #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #willow park #hunter toh #hunter noceda #huntlow brainrot #huntlow for the soul #sorry I can't edit for my life #but the brainrot is strong #SHE BLUSHED HE CAUGHT HER AND THEY'RE CANON NOW #ajshsjajajjsa ship is canon #the fact that this started as a crack ship and now itself canon just gets me

[irafuwas]

im about to end this man's entire career

#malleus draconia #twst #twisted wonderland #was not expecting this to get so much traction on twitter i made it in like 5 minutes sgjkdfg #their friendship name is malletouille by the way #mal talks to remy like he would any other person and remy just stare at him with those big ol bug eyes #mal didn't want to accept remy's help at first because of his pride #but he was really struggling in master chef and he relented after he accidentally exploded an egg for the 50th time when trying to crack it #with remy's help mal passed master chef with flying colors and they remain good friends to this day #fun fact remy is canonically one of the strongest beings in existence because as long as his host as hair he can control them completely #(remy ratatouille solos malleus draconia)

[unapprovedtrash]

Wild Tears of The Kingdom theory but it’s been floating around in my head all day.

This is long and probably all over the place but please bare with me.

So I’m sure by now most of you have already seen the official artwork for Ganondorf and noticed that he had one of the tear shaped Gems on his forehead.

Except this one is red, you might even say it looks corrupted.

But we’ll get back to that, because I wanna talk about the hero on the tapestry in botw for a hot second.

So I know we’ve all already talked about how the hero in the tapestry isn’t Link, doesn’t even look remotely like Link, with the red hair and beard, but you know who does have red hair and a beard, oh yeah, Ganondorf.

Also, in the opening of the tapestry he isn’t called “The Hero” which is what we always call Link, he’s called “a warrior wielding the soul of a hero”

So here’s where it gets crazy, well, crazier. What if for some reason Link wasn’t around for Calamity Ganon 10,000 years ago and Hylia, (or I guess it would technically be Fi?) was forced to chose someone else to battle The Calamity. A strong warrior, like someone from the Gerudo, like maybe….Ganondorf? And perhaps the “soul of a hero” refers to the master sword.

So let’s say I’m right and Ganondorf somehow ended up being the hero from 10,000 years ago, then what happened, why does he want to destroy us now?

Well, here’s where we pick up where I left off on the tear gem because I have a second theory inside of this one. Maybe, because he wasn’t the true hero, because he wasn’t LINK, he somehow got corrupted by malace during the battle, and they ended up having to seal him away somewhere deep underground. And the reason he’s so angry now isn’t just because of his malace corrupted soul, but because they betrayed him, they forced this role upon him, this destiny he never asked for and then when he needed help instead of trying to save him they locked him away, abandoned him after everything he had sacrificed for them.

I saw a post on tumble where someone mentioned they wanted to be able to save Ganondorf, which got me wondering if we can purify his little gem thing, but yeah that’s pretty much it.

Also, in not related to this theory, but I noticed the Zelda on the tapestry seems to have a dark skin tone, which makes me wonder if this is the Zelda from 10,000 years ago.

#botw sequel #tears of the kingdom #probably not even remotely correct but it’s fun to think about #it would put a completely different spin on the story #wacky theories that kinda sound like they could be canon but at the same time sound like a crack theory #please excuse the fact that this said mural and not tapestry cause i couldn’t think of the right word

[nanocupcakes]

Thinking about Simon Pegg mentioning a cut take from Mission Impossible: Fallout where Benji is debriefing everyone on Alanna, and gives the most accurate description ever;

"Our favorite black marketeer and arms dealer, and the woman most likely to kill you with a hat pin at the point of orgasm, Alanna Mitsopolis."

#Benji speaking facts #I believe they couldn't use the take because everyone cracked up but #oh well #😔 #it's canon to me #alanna mitsopolis #the white widow #mission impossible #mission impossible fallout #mission impossible alanna #benji dunn #mission impossible benji #mi:6 #nano speaks

[musclesandhammering]

There’s zero chance Loki and Hela having so many similarities is just a coincidence. And even though we’re most definitely never getting a full explanation for it, I’m so curious as to what you guys believe the reason is. Do you think:

a.) Loki’s a shapeshifter who can see people’s memories when he touches them. So when Odin picked him up as a baby, he saw Hela in Odin’s mind and shifted himself to resemble her.

b.) Loki and Hela have the same biological mother.

c.) Hela is Loki’s biological mother.

d.) Odin changed Loki to look like Hela when he first held him, because he missed her.

e.) Hela’s biological mother is jotun, and she and Loki both have black hair/pale skin/green aesthetic/etc because that’s just what frost giants look like when they take an asgardian form.

f.) Hela and Loki are both adopted, both children of Laufey. Odin took Hela centuries earlier, then when he realised Laufey’d had another child, he took Loki too.

**I’ve listed these in order from the ones I find most likely to least likely, if you’re curious. Tell me which headcanon you prefer, I wanna see.

#e & f are just sorta crack theories to me I don’t think they would ever actually be canon #and c is a cool theory that’s been circulating around fandom that I love #but I don’t think the mechanics actually work #like hela seemed to be gone before loki was born so I don’t think those timelines would match up #if I had to pick one of these to be true I would confidently say b #I’m like 85% sure loki and hela are half siblings with the same bio mom #and the fact that Odin and Laufey had kids by the same woman would also add to their feud probably idk #hela #loki #Odin #thor ragnarok #loki meta #hela meta #hela odinsdottir #what if season 2 #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #mcu #thor movies

[fallout-fucker]

Random Sole x Hancock Headcanon - Emails.

Sole figures out how to get some sort of online connection up and running again purely so they can send emails to Hancock's terminal from their Pip-Boy whenever they're apart. Love sick idiots.

Cue Hancock blushing and kicking his feet whilst reading the emails. He invents the ;) emote. Sole, in turn, makes the ^-^ and :3 emotes.

They both invent selfies. Hancock's the first to send one when he realises he can send pictures. It's a fucking process but he barters for old parts here and there and gets help from Kent. Eventually he has a working camera for his terminal. The first selfie was him stood on his couch, high af and surrounded by an assortment of baked goods (Edibles) he made. The email said 'Look what I can do ;D'.

He regularly sends pictures of what he's baking or random selfies when he's high.

Sole then made a similar upgrade to their Pip-Boy the minute they could. They send him random pictures of cats and other creatures they see in their travels. Cool views or old, historic buildings and art they think he'd enjoy. A collection of Dogmeat being cute. They sent one of Danse falling over. They send him pictures of books they'll think he like. Usually literature, history, or STEM stuff. Sole also takes pictures with their shared friends and lets them email him too from their arm for a quick update.

They also show off their new builds and inventions. Gun mods, armour, ect.

They also share a 'Spotting Deacon In The Wild' collection. They have a running joke that every new disguise they spot is a 'Deacon Variant' or new Deacon 'Synth'. They add names for each 'character' and the email will say '[Insert Character Name] Deacon Unlocked!' Like, Butcher Deacon, or Diamond City Guard Deacon, etc.

On that note, they invent memes. Usually from pictures of other companions or each other.

Like when Nick was 'sleeping' one time (Wide eyed stare Synth style) and Sole sent a picture of him, captioned 'Me after the horrors'.

Or when Preston was stood looking out at the Sanctuary River after a long night. Coffee in his hand. His hat and one shoe missing. Expressionless as he stared at the sunrise.

Hancock replied 'Me fucking too, brother'.

Sole will update him on their whereabouts regularly so he stays sane.

Hancock will tell them about how Goodneighbour is doing. From Mayoral plans to general gossip. How Daisy is doing, how the local kids are, etc.

Sometimes Hancock sends the most cryptic chain spam looking things when he is stoned.

Sole can email him whenever they're nearby and plan on visiting.

Hancock sometimes requests items if he knows they’re on their way, but only if they happen to come across it or already have whatever it is.

Will email them questions that he doesn't actually mean for them to answer. Just questions to the void, really. He just uses them as an outlet for his thoughts a lot.

Or for help on a crossword puzzle.

Sole will email him when they can't sleep just in case he's also awake. Nights feel really lonely when everyone you knew died 200 years ago.

Sometimes they ask him for knowledge. Like 'Do you know if this plant is poisonous?' or things that most Commonwealthers know for survival, but Sole is still figuring out.

They ask him for leadership advise. Especially during big decisions.

They both tell each other things they've seen/heard through the grapevine that they think the other should know. 'I heard that guy you were looking for was seen in Bunker Hill' 'Some Gens 2s were spotted patrolling Medford Hospital' 'Hi :) Sorry for the late response, I was running for my life :( Tell your traders to stay away from the East Bridge- Gunners'

#Taking advantage of the fact they both canonly have devices on hand #They bring back wifi just to fucking send each other notes what idiots (I love them) #Do you think Sole ever goes to call him and realises phones don't exist anymore. #John Hancock you would've LOVED facetime #Hancock invents facetime in the Fallout Canon just to talk to his husband/wife #If Sole can have a radio tower for the Castle #Who's to decide what they can't do #They're both so smart but so dumb. They share one braincell and Dogmeat has it. #Fallout #Fallout 4 #Hancock #Sole Survivor #John Hancock #SoSu #Hancock x sole #Crack headcanon

[decarbry]

Playing around a little with my Nomu!Aizawa... scars based on when he gets snatched, hair down to his middle-back, extra extra scruff because of an even more diminished ability to care for himself, a faded mark on his ring finger...

If you thought Aizawa couldn’t get more tired surprise! As a Nomu in my AU his main purpose is Shiggy’s alarm system (I love the head canon that Shigaraki is an Aizawa fan because he’s the kind of selfless hero he wished saved him as a child, so in this AU he gets that wish aaa). It means that even when he does get to sleep his quirk will open an eye automatically anytime something makes a noise near Shigaraki. I also kind of wanted to go with Kurogiri’s naming mechanic and give him a Nomu name that translates, so Yabureme is how he’s known!

#nomu aizawa #boku no hero academia fanart #shouta aizawa #ok so hear me out #I'm a sucker for tragedy so I will be running away with this #Yabureme means to tear or crack which applies to him in multiple ways #could've gone more complicated but I like how Yabureme sounds #in this version he and Oboro are both Nomu! #So coworkers lmao #it only veers off of the canon storyline at the USJ attack #considering AFO has always wanted Erasure and only ever tried once to get it #the fact that Shiggy could've just Grabbed Aizawa when he had him half dead at the USJ has always bugged me #I'll write more about this later but the au definitely comes complete with vigilante Hizashi #please join me on this self-indulgent tragic bnha au #again I am NEW to this school and the last thing I want to do is copy an idea that's already been developed?! so please don't be afraid #to (politely) let me know in messages and I'll be happy to change things so I'm not stepping on toes #Yabureme Aizawa AU

[carnivalwizard]

the REAL crime of good omens season 2: making ineffable bureaucracy canon so we have to consistently spell "bureaucracy" correctly

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #gomens #go2 #go2 spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #seriously i always autocorrect it #jesting #good omens 2 #just finished watching go2 and im Not Normal #i was an ineffable bureaucracy shipper back in the day #even had a sideblog dedicated to them #the fact my crack ship is now canon is CRAZY #when i saw it i was like ohmygod no way it's actually happening i was insane

[gay-artificer]

Honestly even if I didn't care for Artihunter it is so damn refreshing to see a fandom where one of the biggest ships is two random-ass characters popularly headcanonned as girls. Its usually always twinkXtwink or two random guys no matter how focused the original source material is on girl characters. So its extremely nice to see these two creatures be one of the most popular ships having never interacted and its as a yuri couple.

#Like if it wasn't them you know it would be a five pebbles ship instead #in fact i think one of the only 'big' ships pre-downpour was NSH and 5P #And ive seen fandoms with canon main character lesbian couples take a backseat to gay men ones between literally npcs #it was dire in 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #YURI SLUG SWEEP #I could care less if its a effectively a crack ship its like finding an oasis in a desert #the desert being every other fandom #rw ship stuff

[missjoolee]

This is a mixture of shower thoughts fic and lying in bed after taking a sleep aid fic, so is it good? who knows. but apparently ao3 is down so enjoy! lol

Warning: not proofread at all.

the band has been working diligently to make a name for themselves and while they have a decent following, they’ve all had to take day jobs

on one of the days they are all working, julie almost misses a call form a record label that recently saw them perform and would like to sign them on

she says she is excited by their offer but would need to speak to the rest of the band first, to which they are understanding and even offer to email a pdf of the first draft of the contract to them to review and they can set up a time to meet if things look satisfactory

she rattles off the band email before ending the call and texts the band group chat before heading back to work after her break

“a label wants to sign us! contract in band email. can’t wait to go over it with you guys! <3 <3″

she feels her phone buzz with an incoming response as she’s walking back to the front of the store she works at and quickly checks it.

L- yes! rock n roll hall of fame, here we come!

as she is reading that, another texts arrives and she laughs at Luke’s impatience

L- emails not there yet :(

back at the front, the afternoon rush hits and julie doesn’t have time to check her phone, but she’s felt it go off several times in her work apron and, while she’s never hated the customer service industry, she absolutely cannot keep a giant smile off her face the whole rest of her shift

so she’s a bit blindsided when she finally gets to check her phone again as she grabs her things from her work locker and the first message she sees is

L- I’m not signing this.

it must be a real bad deal then. her heart sinks as she continues reading

A- ?

R- oooo bad money deal?

L- money is fine.

L- not a good fit for the band

A- how do you mean?

luke didn’t respond and the next message comes 20 minutes later

A- F that. i’m not signing either

R- guys. what is going on?

R- oh

R- okay, yeah no

by now Julie’s anxiety is starting to climb because how could it not be a good fit? this label is known for signing bands in the pop-punk genre. What on earth would make the guys turn this opportunity down? an opportunity they have worked blood, sweat, tears and years to get. How could they dismiss it so easily?

she needs some time to think (but does she really? it’s the anxiety talking) so instead of responding, she pulls her bag strap over her shoulder and begins walking towards the exit, tying her hair up in a real messy bun to keep herself from picking at her fingernails

The clouds in the sky are pinkish purple against the darkening sky as the sun is low enough to be blocked by the surrounding buildings. heat still emits off the parking lot pavement, alluding to the Hot summer days thar have fallen upon the city.

Julie takes a deep breath before heading to the employee parking

Luke is leaning against the back of her car

"Luke? What are you doing here? Is everyone okay?!"

"Yea, Boss. Everyone's fine," he reassures her before pulling her into a hug. "I just wanted to see that million dollar smile."

Julie can't help but smile

She holds him tighter as her thoughts quickly jump back to the contract. She questions him about the group chat. How could they possibly all be saying no?

His arms tense around her, before letting her pull back to look at his face. He reveals that the contract actually starts off pretty decent. The label just had one stipulation that was a deal-breaker.

What? What could possibly be a deal-breaker when the rest is that good?

"If we sign it, they'd be able to force the band to undergo cosmetic dentistry."

"Oh." Her stomach drops. She wants to look away from the boy she's described as having the perfect smile. Alex and Reggie are basically right there with him. She forces her hands to stay put, but they scream to cover her mouth, her face. Her eyes drift down and stop on his Adam's apple. This is about her.

One of his hands gently cups the side of her face, tilting it so she is looking up at him again. His eyes are sad.

She can't stand it. She can feel tears welling in her eyes "I- I could do it."

He's shaking his head vehemently before she can finish. "No, Jules! You are perfect and beautiful just as you are. If they can't see it, then they aren't the label for us."

"But-"

His other hand moves up to cup her face in his hands.

"Be who you are, don't compromise, julie. Fuck them."

Julie is overwhelmed in that moment. Tears break free of her lashes, but a laugh rings out as she pulls his face to hers.

His lips ground her and she cant believe how lucky she is to have such a supportive boyfriend. She pulls back and remembers the others immediate refusal to sign as well. She couldn't ask for a better band and family. She thanks her mom for the millionth time for bring them to her.

She sniffles from the tears but a smile is back on her face as she teases him. "Did you quote our own song at me just now? What a dork."

He's grinning back. "Well, the gal who wrote that line is pretty smart."

He pulls her to the passenger door "let's go home"

#idk #lol #me with 2000s fob fic 'i will never write text fic again' #the very next thing i write has a bunch of texts #i mean #i know its not a fully fleshed out fic or anything but still #joolee's crack-like thoughts #joolee attempts writing #jatp #julie and the phantoms #juke #jukebox #julie molina pov #also fun fact #i get these ideas for a fic #and its as i'm writing them that i'm like #OH LOOK I CAN TIE IN THIS CANON BIT HERE #and it's all very serendipitous #i wish i could say i'm clever from the get go but it's all subsequent #a verry merry un-juke day to you

[asleepinawell]

I've got conflicted feelings on this one and I'm curious to know how other people feel:

by remaining ascians I mean the shards of the convocation members (like altima, halmarut, pashtarot, etc) that the unsundered raised up

#ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #ffxiv polls #the way in which I crave halmarut content but am too attached to my own crack head canons #going with the assumption that gaius didn't know how to permakill an ascian #and the fact that emmerlolth showed up at a meeting after the eureka incident #there should be five left unaccounted for #altima pashtarot and halmarut are the ones least accounted for #if the theory that one of gaius' masks was deudalaphon is correct anyway #emmerololth at the meeting was likely a different shard than the one at eureka

[kastlequill]

yall ever read a “this is why my ship is/will be canon” analysis about a chronically noncanon ship and its just the most delusional thing

#whats wrong with shipping a noncanon ship and owning the fact that its forever noncanon and has no basis in canon #what happened to that #99% of my ships are not and never will be canon #you dont see me reading into the most benign shit to justify liking a pair #some noncanon ships have real substance in canon in which case yes love to see the meta analysis #but some ships are crack ships for a fuckin reason just OWN THAT SHIT #its ok to like a ship just because #shipping discourse #my ramblings

[zeivira]

Congratulations! You have acquired a <Reinhard van Astrea: animated toy>

Thank you for buying a <Reinhard Van Astrea: animated toy> Please read the instructions carefully before opening the package.              The package includes: - The Dragon Sword Raid: A legendary weapon passed on by generations on the Astrea Family. - A spare set of Uniforms: Unlike most animated toys, <Reinhard van Astrea: animated toy> doesn't include a set of civilian clothes. This is because no version of Reinhard has a social life. - A discount to obtain <Lady Felt: animated toy>: The toy doesn't like straying away from it's Lady, and isn't afraid of kidnapping another person's Felt to change this. - A Sleeping Beauty: <Louanna Astrea: animated toy> doesn't do much other than sleep and make <Heinkel Astrea: animated toy> cry. - A ton of self-esteem issues.                  - - - - - - - - - - - - Please do not use along the following animated toys: - Wilhelm van Astrea: The <Wilhelm van Astrea: animated toy> only enjoys working with its rightful grandchild, <Subaru Natsuki: animated toy>. This makes <Reinhard van Astrea: animated toy> cry. - Theresia van Astrea: The <Theresia van Astrea: animated toy> always stops working when in the same room as the <Reinhard van Astrea: animated toy>. The development team is still trying to figure out why. - Subaru Natsuki (Pride if version): When put together, the toys usually jump out of  their package and end up setting the room on fire. - Any toy part of the <Witch Cult: animated toy> package.                    - - - - - - - - - - - -

Please consider using with: - Lady Felt: The <Reinhard van Astrea: animated toy> is uncomfortable whenever the <Lady Felt: animated toy> isn't by his side. It's recommended to give him Lady Felt from the very beginning so as to make sure he doesn't escape in a desperate attempt to search for her. - Julius Juukulius: The <Reinhard van Astrea: animated toy> considers the <Julius Juukulius: animated toy> a close friend and will therefore enjoy working alongside him. The user should take into account that this changes if the arc 6 mode is on, as it might produce some memory issues with the animated toys. - A therapist: Every version of Reinhard needs one.

#re zero #reinhard van astrea #rz #re:zero #crack #don't take this seriously #Subaru Natsuki #Felt #Pride If #Heinkel Astrea #Maybe one day i will write a manual fic #but that day won't be today #wilhelm van astrea #Yes #i already know that in the ln reinhard does in fact use a set of civilian clothes #lets pretend this follows anime canon

[bellamyroselia]

I was looking through various trainers PWT-teams, and made an interesting discovery - Crispin shares half of his team with Flannery for some reason and Drayton is somehow even worse in this regard, sharing 2/3 of his team with Lance.

Sure, they have different movesets and items, the battles are in a completely different format, it likely means nothing at the end, but it still stuck into my mind. Like let's imagine for a moment that it does mean something - with Drayton, one could just chug it into him being lazy and copying most of his team from someone he not only idolizes, but has proven that said team works. It could also possibly imply that his Archaludon and Sceptile were some of his first Pokemon, but that's a topic for another time. Crispin honestly has no excuse for copying Flannery though

#personal thoughts #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #pkmn scarvi #the indigo disk #elite four crispin #pokemon crispin #crispin #elite four drayton #pokemon drayton #drayton #do i think this has any meaning? no. am i going to overthink it anyway? yes #this is exclusively about pwt teams so that's why i'm only comparing them to flannery & lance #lance & drayton's teams being mostly same cracks me up bc it's like a kid trying their hardest to be like their idol #like he saw pwt live/recordings of it as a kid & was so impressed by lance that he wanted to copy him #crispin doesn't really have an excuse. though this does make me hc him & flannery as relatives even harder #(the fact that they're the only fire type specialists named after conifer trees doesn't really help in this regard) #you know what? i'm going to hc flannery as crispin's mum from this point onward. canon be damned i don't care #would make funny interactions between the two if nothing else

[terrific-fish]

About 40 minutes into Grand Theft Gato, Sparrow is talking about how, after they destroy the world again, none of them will remember it, and he says

"If you want to go on, remembering that you helped us kill an entire world full of people, if you wanna be like me, and like Grant, and like Terry, and carry around the weight of the fucked up shit you did forever, then yeah"

And I just want to point out that there are two very important names missing from that list. We can assume that Nick was:

1.) Glossed over because Sparrow hasn't seen him in a good while

2.) Uninvolved with Code Purple #1 (and the flashback where he separates from the team was about the initial Code Purple, and the kid-adults decided to destroy a plane full of people over a plane full of demons on behalf of a single guy)

3.) Known for removing his memories regularly (he gave some to Taylor as proof of identity, and while he got them back, he was remarkably comfortable removing them)

So there's that.

But Lark?? Also wasn't mentioned?? What if Sparrow took Code Purple from Lark? Sparrow has shown a tendency to control his loved ones in an attempt to shield them from the world. What if he decided that Lark's guilt over summoning The Doodler was enough, and took Code Purple from him? In Needlejuice, Lark doesn't specifically mention Code Purple, only that it is his fault that the world ruined. We know that he has a concept of Code Purple, he mentioned it in the D.A.D.D.I.E.S Intro Video, but what if Sparrow took away the most damaging parts?

I know that the real answer as to why Lark and Nick were omitted is that narratively it was good to name The Mission Fathers exclusively, but what if I just keep developing Sparrow anyway?

#it's def a crack theory but it stuck with me thru the whole ep so u all gotta read it #i really do love these beautiful boys but i also love ruining them #crack theory 2 is that Nark is canon and Nick took the memories from Lark to keep him sane but uh #idk its still in line with my above observations #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #sparrow oak #lark oak #idk how to tag nick i'm gonna be honest I never write abt him #nick close #nicholas foster #nicholas close-foster #i fact checked over 4 episodes for this post plz say hi