#crack ideas

[y-rhywbeth2]

Bhaal encourages his kids to target Cyricists, and Bane demands them tortured, mutilated and put on public display so...

Fun bonding activities for the two cults, now that the bosses are friends: Everybody's partnered in a buddy system, Dark Hand to Deathbringer, and they hunt Cyricists for sport and kill them horribly. We have a scoreboard in the temples to show which pair is "winning."

Possibly a fun date idea too, but I don't know if Gortash is that into the actual act of hunting people for sport himself. I'm sure he could play some role in it while Durge does the actual physical seeking/hunting bit. I just don't know the name for that particular backseat driver role...

More seriously, I like the idea of them putting in a joint effort to target the local Cyricists.

#...would the Temple of Bhaal also have a dead pool? #I'm betting on cannibal guy. idk He doesn't seem like he'd last that long #crack ideas #durgetash #/durge #/gortash #villainous nonsense #edgelord hours #the idiot three #babbling

[superspoonie24]

Characters with lekku, montrals, horns, or any other sort of head protrusion sleep in the weirdest most concerning ways and you canNOT convince me otherwise.

Anakin has lost count of the amount of times he has walked in on Ahsoka face down, completely smothered into the pillow/floor/mat/bedroll and her ass up in the air for NO REASON AT ALL. Arm slung over her head and it can NOT be comfortable. Or face down like she just splat into concrete from 10 stories up and she HAS to be dead!?

So he wakes her up in a frantic haste, panicking more and more as he can't rouse her.

He calls kix and flips her over and he's kriff near starting chest compression or something when Ahsoka blearily asks, "Sk- Skyguy? Whatcha doin?"

And he throws his arms around her scolding her, holding her tight, muttering "dont ever scare me like that again!!"

And she mumbles okay

It happens again a week later.

He and the other regulars get used to it. But every so often a shiny will stumble upon Ahsoka sleeping like the dead and runs over panicking, calling for help. Obi-Wan or Anakin or Rex will go over and check on her. 'Check' meaning calling out her name, or random things to see what she might respond to this time, and look for any movement or noise. If she huffs, great. If she flips them off, even better.

They have a running tally of how many times they get flipped off, what the weirdest thing she has responded to is, who has gotten the angriest response, and every time they think she's *actually* dead.

It's a fun game. Especially when other Masters and Padawans and Clones join. Even better when someone else with lekku joins and sleeps in a concerning way.

Record so far is Master Ti, Master Secura, and Ahsoka all sleeping completely face down, non breathing, flipping them off when they checked on them. Jesse is so happy he snapped a holopic of it. He trades rations for copies of it. At least until Anakin confiscates it. (And shares it with the Jedi.)

This has been inspired by my weird ass sleeping positions and sleep demon doing weird things when i wake up. Enjoy! (Feel free to add images or examples. I tried finding some gifs but tumblr is as functional as ever :))))))) ) 🧡🤍💙

#star wars #ahsoka #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #snips and skyguy #cute #comfort #star wars funny #star wars headcanons #head tails #lekku #montrals #sleeping #crack ideas #chaos lineage #ahsoka and the clones

[chibichibiichigo]

Crack sagau idea:

Creator!reader is accused as the impostor but instead of hunting them to kill them, they treat them like they are just acting like Fischl.

(Got this idea with that meme of the elderly man and nurse saying ok grandpa let's go back to therapy)

#genshin impact #crack ideas #sagau idea #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin #impact

[oplishin]

pathologic coffeeshop AU where the 3 healers run rival coffeeshops. Artemy returns home to discover his father has died and he must now inherit a coffeeshop. He still gets stabbed. Daniil comes from the capital to sell weird, avant garde coffee no one in the Town likes besides the Kains, who buy all of it. Clara summons “magic coffee” and no one is quite clear what it. does to you?? But it definitely does something

#pathologic #crack ideas #mop game #jeta posting

[frownyalfred]

has anyone watched Barry on HBO? I just watched the ronny/lily episode and oh my god that would be a hilarious batfamily AU

#crack ideas #bruce wayne #batman #dc #barry hbo #also this is one of the funniest episodes of television ever #batfamily

[marbelcrossovers]

More Uncle Doflamingo AU? 👀

"There's a weird man outside of school." Aizawa could hear the students whispering amongst themselves as he walked through the halls. It was the start of the school year and ever since All Might became a teacher, there had been groups of people camping outside of UA, waiting to see the No.1 hero. Reporters, crazy fans, and sometimes the shadier looking bunch also staked out there so Aizawa had gotten used to chasing them away. He couldn't do much about the reporters and fans but he could still advise them to not block the entrance, allowing the traffic to resume to normal or for the students to be able to get in and out. However, today when he got to the front gates, he didn't see the normal chaos. Instead, there was a shimmering purple lamborghini with its car door lifted up while a blond man leaned against it. He was tall, definitely over 2 meters in height and had a buzzcut. The man wore a white suit that was loosely buttoned and covered with floral patterns. A giant, fluffy pink feather coat was draped over his shoulders. Two gold chain necklaces adorned his neck. Pointed sunglasses and gold rings on each finger, he was a walking epitome of what flamboyant meant. It looked like he was waiting for someone. Aizawa wasn't sure who but somehow, he felt like the guy would be the type to pull out a bouquet of a hundred roses just like in the movies. The pro hero struggled to decide if he should tell the man to leave. It wasn't like he was blocking traffic or parking anywhere he shouldn't be. He also wasn't causing trouble...except for the fact that his mere presence cleared a three meter radius all around him. Aizawa suspected that was because no one wanted to risk accidentally scratching his car. The repair bills would be hell! But he was also attracting a lot of attention. All of the passerby were side-eyeing him with curiosity but the strange man didn't seem to notice at all. His face suddenly lit up and a grin broke out as he straightened up, waving excitedly towards Aizawa. No, not at Aizawa. At someone behind the hero. "Katsuki! Aren't you excited to see me? Come give Uncle Doffy a hug!" the man said as he extended his arms. ...And of course he had something to do with one of Aizawa's students. Aizawa turned around, only to see Bakugou with a look of embarrassed dread. The blond teen raced over and started shoving the man back into the car immediately. "I told you that you didn't have to pick me up! I'm not in elementary anymore!" he hissed with a flustered face. "And what the hideous fuck are you wearing? I'm telling Uncle Rosinante and Mom!" The man laughed hysterically as he climbed into the driver seat. "That's what you get for ignoring my calls, you brat. Now get in the car and let's go eat."

#katsuki bakugou #op doflamingo #Uncle Doffy Au #Crack ideas #Good guy Doflamingo

[rarepears]

Shouto Todoroki in a skirt

Okay but imagine this: Shouto decided to wear a skirt one day to see how Endeavor would react and he just... doesn't stop.

It all started because he let Eri play with his hair; he came home with two pigtails with big bow ribbons and lace and even a flower crown. Endeavor's face went red, a disapproving red, and he immediately vacated the room, unwilling to even say a word to Shouto (or so it seemed to Shouto - Shouto isn't the most reliable narrator.).

Anyhow, Shouto decided to escalates this like it's a game of chicken, hence the skirts.

Once the skirts start losing their effect of making Endeavor shut up, Shouto finds new things to shock Endeavor.

Heels.

Pearl accessories.

And now: calling Endeavor "daddy".

It makes Endeavor run away at the speed of light.

It should be noted that Shouto might be unaware of the connotations of "daddy" but Endeavor isn't.

(Endeavor is now mightily concerned that something is very very wrong with his masterpiece. That something is called... incest. Meanwhile Shouto is just taking great delight in teenage rebellion of shocking Endeavor into silence and leaving him alone. Oh and everyone and the media freaking out in glee/horror/surprise as they try to figure out if Shouto is coming out as trans or nonbinary.

Sorry fam, Shouto is just wearing skirts to piss off Endeavor.)

#bnha #bnha ideas #boku no academia #crack #crack ideas #todoroki shouto #shouto #endeavor #todoroki enji #shouto todoroki starts wearing a skirt as his teenage rebellion to shut endeavor up au

[starry-storm-main]

do you think jack and maddie made hormones for their danny or do you think vlad did it. does it? look it's 23:04 and i just want to know where danny gets his t

#this is definitely incoherent but whatever #danny phantom #original post #btw i fully believe jack maddie and vlad would break the law for trans people #they do already break the law a lot #or bend it or ignore it or whatever #to be fair #but it's the thought that counts #crack ideas #<- for posts like these #they're not canon to this blog or us but they do exist #okay i need to log off and post

[wrathofnature]

Ever since Kingdom hearts 4, I’ve been brain rotting about an this semi-crack AU where Sora goes to quadratum and unfortunately becomes a magical boy (with a skirt). (Unfortunately, I didn’t spend effort making original keyblades because I struggled at lot making the outfits in general, maybe next time...) He is supposed to team up with Strelitzia and Yozora and their team name is named the royal star ⭐️ trio. Thanks @wallstoothin for the name and I promise to get the fanfic out at some point lol

#kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts sora #sora #strelitzia #yozora #alternate universe #crack ideas #magical girl #Fanart #royalstartrioAU

[am-i-beast-or-beauty]

Have we definitely seen the top of Halbrand's ears? There's no way maybe he's Celeborn playing a really elaborate prank on Galadriel for the whole 'silver clam' comment?

#sorry til he comes back into the picture I ship them #haladriel #halbrand #galadriel #crack ideas

[chibichibiichigo]

Sagau idea.

Whatever injury they inflicted on you/Creator!reader, they'll gain the exact same scar for it. Like, it doesn't hurt but it's a reminder that they did that attack on you/reader.

Bonus: You didn't choose to destroy Teyvat as revenge but just left them. Their descendants will also gain the scars as if it's a family birthmark.

Bonus 2: People with those scars are now branded as traitors/heretics and are basically scorned upon.

#genshin impact #sagau idea #crack ideas #genshin sagau #sagau

[oplishin]

Josuke could theoretically run the worlds worst plastic surgery clinic where he punches you so hard he breaks your whole face and then hopefully (hopefully!!!) fixes it in aesthetic way. If it doesn’t work he’ll just try again

#crack ideas #josuke higashikata #jjba

[mikewheelerfan2022]

Idk why but I have an urge to write a crack fic where Will brings a demo dog home one day and Joyce almost has a heart attack

(He would have created The Upside Down in this fic)

#fanfiction #stranger things #crack fics #crack ideas #crackpost

[astranne]

50 shades of mud

Tom Riddle releases a book about muggleborns- pardon, mudbloods and all their… muddy stuff they do. (And yes, this includes 'unholy' and 'dirty' sex positions. Tom Riddle just doesn’t get laid- this is his revenge.)

Purebloods love it, it‘s the new bestseller in the Magical World. But muggleborns would very much like to sue this 'L. Voldemort', who stole the name and pretty much everything else from the newest erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

askbox is open for more made up fanfic titles!

#harry potter crack #harry potter #tom riddle #lord voldemort #l. voldemort the author #crack ideas #this really is crack #made up fic title ask game