#crack.

[forgottnseccnd]

" So I may have disappeared for another ten thousand years... "

#dash comm. / dash commentary. #ic / in character. #crack. #the forgotten son // primarch aurelius augustus.

[aircommandr]

earthspark soundwave 🫶

#hes gonna make it personal #my art #megatron #soundwave #transformers #tf #transformers earthspark #earthspark #tfe #earthspark megatron #earthspark soundwave #crack.

[xluciifer]

Hey you, yes you!

Are you sad and lonely? Depressed because you're a sinner and can't have children?

Weeell, look no further!

Introducing the new, Lucifer Morningstar approved: Spawn A Baby!

For the low, low cost of your dignity, you can ask me, yes me, Lucifer Morningstar to combine you and some other sad, little sinner a chance at spawning a baby. Just for you!!

No more issues with waiting till rut season, heat season, pregnancy, eggs or whatever the fuck else sinners do! Can even spawn a baby with a robot!

But wait, there's more! I have the new and improved Spawn a Baby for poly couples! Isn't that just dandy? Hand over your DNA of every party and watch the monstrosity you make come to life!!

Hurry, you can't miss this once in a lifetime chance!

Send your application to the residence of Lucifer Morningstar for a chance to bring some happiness to your hellish existence!

#i was held at gun point when i made this #IT'S A JOKE NSBDKDJDBD #crack.

[uzumakiuser]

“I decorated this one just for you."  - Satoru

#crack. #eyesofinfinity #HE STOLE MY EGG #I WASN"T DOING ANYTHING WITH THE EGG BUT NONETHELESS HE STOLE IT

[rifleseye]

do you have scientific proof that you have fucked.

Yes, I tracked my performan— AHEM I mean: Why in the universe would I have scientific proof for such a statement?

#【 inbox. 】 — ❝ message for the director of science incoming. ❞ #crack. #HELP #suggestive

[z0mburger]

💀 — " I love mulch! Mulch is my favorite food. Yippie! Mulch! I love mulch, YOU love mulch. EVERYBODY loves mulch. Mulch is my life. M-U-L-C-H, I love mulch. Mulch gang for life. "

#crack. #ic.

[saiakv]

average plotting experience with @fallesto

#fallesto \ satoru gojo #out of character. #tbd. #crack.

[galefcrce]

when astarion pisses off gale right before dinner lmao

#my partner sent me this and I'm crying hahahah #͙͘͡★ ooc. the player #crack.

[forgottnseccnd]

" ... Why do some believe I require companionship of an intimate nature... "

#ic / in character. #crack. #dash comm. / dash commentary. #forever remembered // 30k verse. #ask to tag tw #the forgotten son // primarch aurelius augustus.

[murdershaped]

@n1ghtwarden

#CRACK. #IM SUADHJAKIDNAJD #tw: cannibalism #not rlly but kinda

[xluciifer]

⸺ ❝ STOP BOOPING THE KING. ❞

#crack. #dash commentary ; ic

[protcg]

" i would top both though . " and she walks away .

#' BUT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ' ' goodbye .' #crack. #dash comm.

[platywarp]

HAPPY to live rent free in someone's mind <3

#ic. #crack. #starline v i have to make up for eggman living rent free in my brain by living rent free in EVERYONE ELSE'S #he says this while also seeing sonic and going haha *disappears*

[rifleseye]

Does anyone know if we have transforming tomorrow my schedule is full.

#crack.

[respectlless]

happy chewsday consider urself bitten

#its chewsday innit #crack. #˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ꜱᴇʟꜰɪᴇ!

[picavecalyx]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#nami is in class but it's zoom so #:) #ic. #open. #SCREAMS #crack.