#crack

[hannibard]

It's a blessing and a curse

#hannibal lecter #hannibal #photo #my edit #crack #shitpost #meme #courtney miller #smosh #will graham #hannigram #mads mikkelsen #crispy

[imraespace]

" IM SICK! "

JJK TEXTS

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note: took inspiration of my own sickness HELP also next time I post it will be the megumi smau hopefully

warning: um the word throw up in gojo's (idk ik some ppl are weird abt that word🙁)

genre: crack, fluff

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-> gojo, geto, inumaki, yuuta, megumi, yuji

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@imraespace

#imraeswork #imraespace -♡ #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #crack #fluff #jjk texts #jjk yuuta #yuuta x reader #jjk inumaki #inumaki x reader #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #getou suguru x reader #jjk geto #jjk megumi #megumi x reader #yuji texts #yuji x reader #jjk yuji #gojo texts #geto texts #jjk megumi texts

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the butler) exes

Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)

Leslie Thompkins

Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)

Half the royal family

One of his fellow soldiers during the war

James Bond

Peggy Carter when reality got messy again

Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers

The Gotham school district superintendent

A mob boss

A champion casino player in Monaco

One of his co-stars from when he was an actor

At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham

Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)

An enemy spy to gain intel

3 of the 4 Beatles

#alfred pennyworth #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #crackship #batposting #shitpost

[st-alia-atreides]

(x)

#nat is tired #captain america #peggy carter #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #steggy #mcuchallenge #mine #marveledit #peggycarteredit #steverogersedit #steggymonth #steggyedit #tuserlyn #tuserhan #tusertyler #userlaro #usermelanie #userraffa #userelysia #nessa007 #userrlaura #whatelsecanwedonow #userholtz #userpegs #hatwelledit #crack #au

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Why are we lying on the training grounds?

Yelena: You knocked yourself unconscious tripping over your own quiver. I laid next to you so everyone would just think we’re chilling.

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #hawkeye #black widow #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

[triluvial]

Feyd with a SO that has a "low brow" hobby would be so tense. Like they genuinely love cooking or handmaking clothes or even find cleaning soothing.

"You don’t have to keep doing this. You're a Harkonnen now. Any citizen of Geidi Prime would be honoured to do this for you!"

"Oh, I know." Keeps doing thing.

#crack #feyd rautha x you #feyd rautha x reader #original #feyd x you #feyd rautha harkonnen

[breadandbloodybutter]

Presented without context.

If you know - you know.

#🌻 muntalk #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shitposting #crack #Haarlep #Raphael #Andrew Wincott #Man is completely unhinged #Okay To Reblog

[justonegoofygoofygal]

thought i'd give my two, very addled, very sleep-deprived, cents.

enjoy rat urine.

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #aventurine #dr ratio #raturine #aventio #sorry guys #art #is it really though? #i mean copy and pasting a rat into a puddle of pee waasss pretty difficult #i can finally rest now knowing that i will have confused at least someone #and myself honestly #crack #ratiorine #using laptop touchpad has never been such a struggle

[iamnmbr3]

Everyone else after Voldemort's return: The outside now matches the corruption within. He has returned, no longer looking like handsome Tom Riddle, but instead like a terrifying creature more snake than man.

Nagini after Voldemort's return: Damn. He finally looks good.

#Harry Potter #crack #Voldemort #Nagini #Tom Riddle #random musings

[shallowseeker]

It's a case that dead-ends at a magical door. But this Open Sesame can only be triggered by married men or women. Mary steps up to bat and reads the words, but the magic is finnicky. It only works for current marriages.

CAS: *stepping up*

OTHERS: cAs???!

CAS: "The definition of marriage is broad: political, conciliatory, locational, common law..."

(*in the background, Dean is lobster-red, thinking his inclusion of common law means them ofc*)

As the door slides open, Sam crows in victory, and they continue on.

SAM: "Hey so what opened the door? You got a wife we don't know about?"

CAS: "Yes. I suppose I owe a great deal to the djinn queen."

DEAN, face falling: wHaT?????

#crack #it's been a DAY again

[cilil]

Sometimes, for comedic purposes, I like to imagine how various situations the Valar council found itself in would have turned out if Melkor was part of it.

Take for example Númenor. While Manwë is panicking and getting ready to call dad, Melkor can be seen climbing onto the nearest rock for dramatic effect and cackling maniacally as he pulls an asteroid from outer space and drops it on Ar-Pharazôn's head. Unfortunately Varda and Ulmo realize what's happening too late because they were busy trying to calm Manwë down so he can focus.

#crack #shitpost #silmarillion #melkor #morgoth #manwe #manwë #akallabeth

[hannibard]

Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #photos #shitpost #crack #meme #trope #crispy

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the cat) exes

Streaky, Kara's cat

One of Selina's cats

Meatpie, Zatanna's cat

A very short tiger

A back-alley stray

Grumpy Cat

Nyan Cat

One of the Aristocats

Teekl, Klarion's familiar

Currently in an on-off relationship with Dex-Starr

#alfred the cat #streaky the supercat #meatpie #teekl #dex starr #damian wayne #robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #kara danvers #supergirl #zatanna #klarion the witch boy #atrocitus #justice league #dc villains #dc comics #headcanon #crack #batposting #shitpost

[confusedhomicidalrage]

Man, I love Jack and Crutchie's ship name

#Santa gays #newsies 1992 #Newsies #newsies broadway #Jack Kelly #crutchie morris #Crutchie x Jack #CRACK

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Okay, two-person huddle.

Yelena: You can't huddle with only two people. This is just a hug, Kate Bishop.

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #black widow #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes

[waytooinvested]

Random guy trying to flirt with Lena in a bar: Did it hurt? Lena: Did what hurt? Random guy: When you fell from heaven? Lena, totally earnest: No, my wife caught me. Random guy: Uhhh... Supergirl: This guy bothering you babe? Lena: Oh gotta go, my ride's here. [Lena hops up into Supergirl's arms and they fly away, leaving a very befuddled man behind wondering exactly what was in that last drink]

#supercorp #incorrect supercorp quotes #crack #Lena Luthor #Kara Danvers #Despite being raised by the Luthors Lena knows enough about Irish colloquialisms to know what she's doing when she calls Kara her ride #She means she is A RIDE