#crackfiction

[nimrochan]

I updated my Harry Potter Parody!

Summary:

Harry Potter has it made. He gets to live in a house, he eats food sometimes, and he's had at least one visit to the optometrist in his entire life. Everything changed one day when a mysterious letter arrives to rudely suggest he is some kind of freak. Subsequently, he finds out that someone out there is trying to murder him. He is only eleven years old.

#Harry Potter #Harry Potter fic #Harry Potter crack #Harry Potter fanfiction #Harry Potter fanfic #Harry Potter crackfic #Harry Potter crackfiction #Harry Potter satire #Harry Potter parody #Harry Potter funny #fic update

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Debut: Pressed Against the Glass by Gleefulpoppet Page-turning: Show Me Love, Show Me Life CoffeeAddict80 Tissues: Since Sense Sensory by Gleefulpoppet Unusual Oc: Wild & Free by scatterthestars Wild Card: - fLUSTered by scatterthestars Summer: Day 06 - Mirrors by CoffeeAddict80 [Mentions/Dreams of summer] Challenge: Rock Paper Scissors by Gleefulpoppet LOL: Stranger than Crackfiction by Gleefulpoppet Don't normally read. Love Me At Once by redheadgleek

Thank you, I've been working on this for three hours now and wish I had gotten it to you sooner! (I know there are duplicates but they are my favorite authors, sorry!)

Here's the full, and probably final list on Klaine Bingo 2023 - thanks for your card! ~Jen

Debut fic: Pressed Against the Glass by @gleefulpoppet

 Is it possible that the most extraordinary love story ever told starts on a chilly October morning in New York with an impromptu twirl and an elbow to a stranger’s face? Kurt wouldn’t have thought so, but when it happens, his heart stops. It’s just one touch, but is that all it takes to believe? Should he take a chance and never look back? But what happens when the stranger runs away, even though he finally feels complete and brought to life? Is it just a dream—or will he let his walls come down? Will they live with regrets or find the love that will make them feel young forever?

AKA: The one about soulmates (by choice) and the italicized Oh.

2. Page-turning fic: Show Me Love, Show Me Life CoffeeAddict80 @caramelcoffeeaddict

When Blaine Anderson became a vampire over 800 years ago, he gave up on the idea of having close relationships – platonic or romantic – with anyone. As long as he could still have sex, feelings were unnecessary. But there was something different about the new transfer student, Kurt Hummel, that kept drawing him in. Kurt was unlike anyone Blaine had ever met. And Blaine was starting to think that he wasn’t the only one at Dalton with a supernatural secret. To most people, Kurt Hummel seems like your average high schooler; but there's nothing average about him. Kurt is a warlock – a warlock that can’t use magic. When he was born, his magic went dormant, and no one knows why. But sometimes, he's capable of things that no one – not even Kurt himself – can explain.

3. Fic where you reached for a box of tissues: Since Sense Sensory by @gleefulpoppet

One rainy night, nestled at a patio table of a small café, Kurt broke off his engagement with Blaine in a moment of heated frustration that had been building for weeks. That was 12 years ago, and they haven’t seen each other since. Suddenly, they may find themselves reunited in a place they never expected. If you had a second chance with your first love, would you take it?

Mostly canon-compliant through the Season 6 breakup (they do not return to Lima to teach). Alternative Universe after the breakup with non-traditional Dom/sub themes. Please see the author’s notes.

4. Fic where one has an unusual occupation: Wild & Free by @scatter-the-stars

There are sides of fame that Blaine can deal with. Has learned to deal with. But when the story of his sexuality breaks, he is sure the attention and talk surrounding him will finally be the thing to break him.

Needing to get away, he finds peace and solace in the last place he expects. But he also finds Kurt.

Without the eyes of the world on him, Blaine finds himself living for the first time in years without fear or worry. But what he really finds himself doing is falling for the guy he never saw coming.

Can he get his happily ever after even though they live in two different worlds?

5. Wild Card: - fLUSTered by @scatter-the-stars

Blaine just wants one night to forget everything. He gets more than that when he opens the door to the mystery that is Kurt.

6. Summer story: Day 06 - Mirrors by CoffeeAddict80 [Mentions/Dreams of summer] @caramelcoffeeaddict

Blaine finds his soulmate, but there is something different about him. This is the story of their first ten days together.

7. Fic written for a challenge: Rock Paper Scissors by @gleefulpoppet

Kurt and his seven-year-old daughter are moving from the hustle and bustle of New York to the Rocky Mountains for a fresh start. On a connecting flight from Atlanta, they meet a warmhearted man who captures their attention with his enthusiasm. Will they ever see him again? And even if they do, how will he fit into their new life?

This story is for the Klaine Word Scramble 2022 Challenge on Tumblr!

8. Fics that make you laugh out loud: Stranger than Crackfiction by @gleefulpoppet

In the magical land of Hollywood where dreams come true, there’s an adage that states, "It’s impossible to tell what is real and what is fiction." It’s even harder for Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson to separate as they were thrown into stardom overnight six years ago, and their show, His & His, is still the hottest thing on TV. Add to that being head over heels in love with each other, addicted to fanfiction, and have a propensity for roleplaying, and it’s got everyone buzzing as fans try to decide what these Hollywood stars are up to. Because sometimes, reality is stranger than crackfiction.

9.Genre/trope you don't normally read: Love Me At Once by @redheadgleek

As the second son, Prince Blaine Andreason never really had any expectations for what his life would be, beyond horseback riding and reading in the garden. And then his brother is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep for a hundred years and he sets off on a secret rescue mission. He never expected to meet Kurt, the blacksmith's son, who could alter the course of his life forever. That is, if he can manage to stay alive.

#klaine fanfiction #klaine bingo 2023

[idoquitelikebread]

I want to listen to music and my Harry Potter crackfiction podcast while folding laundry but APPLE isnt at my level of multitasking so I can’t

#fanatical fics and where to find them #micheal in the bathroom #bmc #be more chill #Taylor swift #laundry thoughts #six the musical

[gleefulpoppet]

Heee . . here ya go for the ask game:

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

💞 Who's your comfort character?

🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?

Oh my gosh, thank you for sending this in! I totally missed it! 🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh? Okay, so my entire story, Stranger Than Crackfiction, was so much fun to write (several times, I made myself cry from laughing so hard). But this scene right here is the one I still think about and chuckle to myself. It's the beginning of Chapter 2.

Richly Dynamic Narrator Voice: Deep in the Costa Rican jungle, two men are terrified for their lives as they navigate a steep dirt road, taking them higher into the treeline of the coast. The handsome one—who is five foot ten with stunning glasz eyes that sparkle in the afternoon sun as his chestnut brown hair, with just the right amount of highlights, blows in the breeze—is holding on to the handrail installed on the dash of their bright cherry red, four by four, all-terrain, open-air Jeep that they rented for the adventure. A scream is ripped from him as the vehicle hits a rut in the road and tosses him forward forcefully. When he looks up again, his eyes widen, and he shouts dramatically at his husband. “Blaine! This is not the kind of controlled danger I get off on! We are going to die! Are you telling me we have to cross another river?” “It’s a stream! And yes! You know you love it!”  “I don’t love this. The Richly Dynamic Narrator Voice is in my head again. You know what that means!” “Oh, I do know what that means! Did he wax poetic about your eyes again? Call you the handsome one?” “I hate you,” Kurt says with a half-crooked smile. --

💞 Who's your comfort character? Elliot! I love, love, love writing him he is my comfort character for sure (and often plays the role of "comforter" in my stories. But of course, the boys themselves are my ultimate favorites to write, I especially enjoy writing Kurt. --

🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)? Ugh. Action, for sure! I *can* do it but it is a tug of war with the words and they come slow.

♥♥♥ Thank you so much for the ask; that was fun! I really appreciate it!

[onesingulardimple]

I wanna hire someone to write some crackfiction about how bad writing in present tense as your default tense is. Most fanfic I've tried to read for the past fortnight has been in present tense and it feels so rushed and claustrophobic that I have to stop immediately.

[ravenwolf557]

#EirianMementoMori #techno #technobladefanart #technoblade #philza #philzaminecraft #philzafanart #dream #crackfiction #comic #art https://www.instagram.com/p/CRE27U1LU4n/?utm_medium=tumblr

#eirianmementomori #techno #technobladefanart #technoblade #philza #philzaminecraft #philzafanart #dream #crackfiction #comic #art

[rubylioness]

Lol, I don’t why I seem to not be able to write stories regarding fictional characters, only real people -- because so far I’ve only written “excerpts” about certain celebrities, lol XDD

#should I post said excerpts? #certain situations inspire me...and they've all been about real life ppl looool 🥴 #like azealia once again obsessing over skinny!rihanna #my writing #fanfiction #crackfiction #crack fic #azealia banks #rihanna #nicki minaj #naomi campbell #shameik moore #chance the rapper #tyler perry #demi lovato #rpf #real person fiction

[adrickisincorrects]

basically anyone : Marcus, can I speak to you for a minute ? In private .

Marcus : Ooh, someone's in trouble . It's me . I don't know why I did that .

#gfcs incorrect #greetings from cypher suburbs #gfcs #marcus davenport #incorrect quotes #crackfiction #fanfic #source; brooklyn 99

[dekimasu]

Joshua Hong Hentai Crackfic Idea

Nutcracker crossover crackfic

It’s New years eve

Our dear joshie is upset because no big tiddie anime girls will come to (or for) him on this night

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Goes to sleep at 1am after reading his favorite bedtime story (the entire Monster Musume Manga series)

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Just before sleep, he prays to Cerea to please visit him in dreamland (if u kno what i mean)

at 3am he wakes up

looks around and notices his Officially Licensed Miia body pillow is not between his legs as it should be

Notices a lot of things arent as they should be

Like his figurine collection’s just gone

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“WHO TOOK MY COLLECTION?!” he shrills, reaching for his 100% authentic katana that he keeps under his bed so as to protect himself when he eventual found the evil night prowler

Hears a noise

scared oops

creeps his way out of his room (has the floor always looked that way? eugh)

goes into kitchen

sees shadow

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anyway

creepy around corner, wielding katana in defensive position (hunched n scary)

sees girl

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never seen one of those before

why is it in his house

screams

girl screams

oh wait no thats just his echo

wait no its not

oh god

this is going lovely

josh stops screaming when he sees her tyddies

how do the physics work on those things

???

she shuts up and explains that he prayed to cerea and thus she arrived

she escorts him to his laptop and they are transported to a wonderful world of Hentai

this is the beginning of Joshua Hong’s Hentai Adventure

(Time Skip)

is about to make sweet love with his bride to be, Cerea

so close he can feel it (heres a hint, he can’t)

looking a Cerea, then her beautiful tiddies, then back to her beautiful face

the second time his eyes go to her face, he notices something off

he cant put his finger on it

oops, now he can

its mingyu’s face

um wat

Mingyus making that one face, you know? the one where he raises his brows right before he plans to shake his knockers?

Shakes knockers.

Joshua is confused (when isn't he)

He just wants horse-girl back

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he can no longer feel Cereas impressive endowment, but instead Mingyu’s (noticeably larger) chest

okay maybe its not so bad. he could get used to it

page break

alarm sounds suddenly

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he wakes up

realizes it was justadream.jpg (or was it?)

stumbles to kitchen in a stupor

cant believe he lost his dream girl(s)

knock at door

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please dont let it be the landlord, she’ll see his Fluttershy themed boxers

opens door

is cerea

not horse cerea tho :(

she’ll have to do i guess

lets her in

really misses that horse booty.exe

Tells him that he left something

is his limited edition pair of No Game No Life socks

How could he have forgotten them?

“Thanks” he says, not getting the hint (as if he’d ever get it)

“sooooo” she says, rocking back and forth on her heels (wowie she can do that now coolio)

god this is awkward

unsurprisingly

cerea’s finally just like “hey, can I stay over cause i kinda dont have a home”

and joshua

god bless him

really doesn't want anyone (even horse grills (except twily he luvs u bby)) in his otaku cave

but he supposes its the nice thing to do

since she doesn’t have a home

“sure” he says

and they live happily ever after

kinda

#joshua hong #joshua hong kong #joshuahong #joshua crackfic #svt #seventeen #kpop #kpop fanfiction #imagines #svt imagines #svt fanfiction #svt crackfiction #crackfiction #seventeen crackfiction #seventeen crackfic #hong jisoo #monster musume #centorea #cerea #joshua is a brony and otaku #there i said it

[tifonbellanariablog]

Weird fiction (reader meets Kato in the weirdest of the places)

Crackfiction ahoy ! Don’t take it seriously as a thriller. Who else loves to discover tiny restaurants in tiny downtown alleys? :D :D I love restaurants, love food...hey, from sorcery/alchemy/handling insects to cooking there’s a thin line. If you want me to continue this weird thing, go ahead! 

A brilliant golden temple surrounds you. You have been to Thailand before. It was that famous spring break vacation all your middle-school and highschool girls had saved during all your shopping mall part-time job. It’s as scorching hot as you remember from the alcoholic haze you have had during your last visit. It’s not that you don’t drink that much, but you’re neither one of those loud drunks. You drink socially, like any other millennial.  

Wearing a tiny skirt with breathable panties and long sleeved tunic with a west cartoon logo, you walk side by side with one of your pen-pals, a girl who knows Bangkok through. 

She was the one who helped you choosing a comfortable but light set of clothes. You had your hair cut short as “messy buns” aren’t really your thing and wasting water isn’t something you’re keen to do. 

After taking a long visit in the Golden Buddha Temple, Par Aromdee takes you to a local pho restaurant she swears by.  It’s in a dark alley even your Google-Maps can’t identify. The name of the restaurant “perfect empire” should set a few alarms. 

Once inside the twenty square-meters restaurant, the spicy mixture of boiling green onions, curry and soy sauce hits you.  It’s when Par Aromdee introduces you to the owner of the restaurant that you feel incredibly hot. For a South-East Asian, he’s awfully tall. You have met guys from Indonesia and Indochina before. Sure, Thailand is a melting pot of cultures, but there is something that seems off about the seven feet tall man in a dark leathery apron and a small transparent mask.

 He kisses your hand after taking the gloves and the transparent mask. His voice is quite deep and his English is mild. You have been teaching Indonesian kids ever since you quit college, you know a little about languages...Even though his intonation and pronunciation are heavily accented, his vocabulary is extensive.  If anything, the man’s accent reminds you of North-Asia, like Korea or China. 

Boiling noodles with eggs and oysters. It’s a perfect combination. The broccoli in this soup are nothing like the ones you are used to eat at home.    

Par Aromdee is slurping what looks like a real duck fetus from a egg. Then, she begins to eat what’s clearly a very spicy stew. 

‘You want something?’ She points at the oysters and the fried bugs. 

You shrug while accepting a small fried grasshopper. 

‘Don’t worry, they’re washed thoroughly before being fried.’

To your surprise, it tastes like shrimps or a crunchy-like nut. 

After the meal, Par Aromdee is given a kiss in the cheeks by a man she seems to know. Thai people aren’t known for being open about PDA. In fact, the restaurant owner nearly coughs up a large bug he was eating alongside one of the blushing, fairer Thai waitresses. 

A romantic music from a Mandarin-speaking movie seems to play in the background. You wonder how a man can walk with a wine-coloured suit and a rain coat and heavy boots with all the heat. 

‘Hey...ahm...This is my boss...not exactly my direct boss, but you know.’ 

‘Pleased to meet you.’ You say in a meek voice, blushing slightly.

You smile while bowing to the man in the large fedora hat. He grins and begins to speak in Thai. Par Aromdee looks petrified. Then, she playfully tries to give him a kick on his rear. She fails. The man merely laughs, his voice booming in the alley. 

The music shifts to a strange but familiar instrument. Violins and accordions, but not in the chords you’re used to. It’s traditional Thai music, but with a hint with western influences. 

‘Coconut water...It cleanses the palate.’ Par Aromdee offers you a glass. ‘I need to return to my job...night shift.’  

‘How long do you think?’

‘It’s a short shift.’ The giant of a man in the dark fedora hat speaks softly.  

‘Take care, Par.’

Par smiles as she playfully kisses the air between both of you. Her lingering perfume of cinnamon and cardamon hangs in the air as she rushes with the man. They nearly dance to the rhythm of the song.  The metallic rustle of metal and something clicking into place is muffled by the music and the noise of cars honking and passing in the closest streets. There are a few street peddlers and vendors yelling, claiming their food is the best. 

The owner of the restaurant sighs while shaking his head, washing the dishes.  

‘Don’t get mixed up with him...’ He comments in an acidic tone. 

‘Drug dealers...’ The young light olive waitress mutters in weak English.

‘I thought Par worked in Unicef, helping girls from poor towns with her skills in French and English.’ 

‘Little Par...That one does all types of jobs.’ The oldest of the waitresses mutters as she puts off her apron in a small racking stack. ‘Mr. Kh...’ She began to speak in Cantonese. The man answered to her fluently. Then, she bowed two times before saying the words you know by heart. It’s a goodbye and hope you don’t work too late. 

#doomedmegalopolis #streetfighter #crackfiction #one night in bangkok

[mika080]

One of the Boys

by Crackfiction

Summary: Sakura is just one of the boys, but what happens when she wants to change that? GaaSaku

Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,655

Link.

#GaaSaku #fic recs #ff.net #Crackfiction

[nimrochan]

I STARTED A NEW FANFIC DESPITE MY HUNDREDS OF OTHER WIPS

Honestly, Harry Potter was always one of those stories I deeply desired to parody. And what a better time than during a rigorous medical grad school program is there to embark on yet another long-ass fanfic journey.

#harry potter #fanfiction #harry potter crackfic #harry potter crack #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter fanfic #crackfic #crackfiction #harry potter parody

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

@redheadgleekfic

MASTER POST FOR THE 2022 KLAINE FANFICTION AWARDS VOTING ROUND - Group #4

FAVORITE TEACHER/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP KLAINE FANFIC

Consonance and Dissonance by whenidance | @whenidance Expectation Fails by lilinas | @lilinas In the Key of Us by beautifulwhatsyourhurry [PDF and EPUB] Make You Feel My Love by MrsCriss2012 Of Love And Literature by star55 | @star55 Reprise by Calliope_Melpomene | @calliopemelpomene Walk the Line by canarian | @randomactsofdouchebaggery

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FAVORITE COWORKERS KLAINE FANFIC

All I Do Is Dream Of You (Vogue Verse) by notthetoothfairy | @notthetoothfairy A Fresh Start by PickingViolets [PDF] [Epub]  The Hating Game by Anonymous (Orphan Account)   It Only Takes a Taste (When It's Something Special) by hippohead | @hippohead Letter to a G.I. by DyrneKeeper | @dyrnekeeper Measure for Measure by TeddysHoney | @teddyshoney Stranger Than Crackfiction by GleefulPoppet | @gleefulpoppet These Inconvenient Fireworks by redheadgleek | @redheadgleek

Please go VOTE!

#klaine fic #klaine fanfic #2022 klainecc fanfic awards #klaine fanfiction #glee fanfiction #vote!

[tiffotcf]

For those of you who have been waiting for me to write again. 

Behold my newest Ghost Hunt Fanfic! 

A culmination of my life’s work. 

I shall call it A Trope By Any Other Emoji

#Ghost Hunt #fanfiction #crackfiction #mai taniyama #Oliver Davis #mai tea #crap I should have saved this for my birthday story

[thewhizzyhead]

really find it cool how the first cases of the danganronpa games establish the theme and tone of the series and show the players what to expect - especially in the form of an unexpected betrayal.

like, danganronpa trigger happy havoc's first case introduced the hope vs despair narrative through the real twist being 1st victim sayaka maizono (aka the only person makoto knew at the time) being the one who attempted to murder first which lead to the hope vs despair thing as makoto tries to come to terms with the fact that sayaka tried to kill someone and even attempted to frame makoto for it - henceforth showing that not everyone can be trusted and that there is definitely more than meets the eye when it comes to the cases, these characters, and the whole story.

in danganronpa 2, the hope vs despair theme in the first game immediately gets wiped away when nagito komaeda, a seemingly chill dude that is the first to befriend hajime, twists hope into an obsession of his to the point of even setting himself up as what would have been the first death of the game (had his bullshit luck powers not intervened) so that his sacrifice would lead to the ultimates truly grasping their full potential and becoming figures of hope - henceforth cementing him as not only someone very much apart from his ultimate lucky student counterpart (makoto naegi, who was also a big HOPE dude but to a much lesser extent) but as someone who will make the cases and the rest of the story much more complicated than it was in the previous game; this continues the pattern of "there is so much more than meets the eye" in the first danganronpa cases and also paves the way for a new theme to be introduced (past vs future which well makes a lot of parallels and connections between nagito and hajime's stories) since the whole HOPE thing is now turned into something more sinister.

and finally in danganronpa v3, the truth vs lies theme is established with, well, how incredibly fucking confusing the intro was, and with how shuichi had to trust his intuition and very reluctantly accept that kaede, aka the protagonist and aka the girl who was the first to befriend him and has been with him for like 97% of the first chapter, was ultimately the one who instigated the first case's murder. this parallels really well with danganronpa 1's first case since both involve having to accuse the only people they could consider "friends" at the time of murder but instead of makoto finding the hope to continue forward in the face of sayaka framing him, it's shuichi finding the confidence and resolve to not only determine the truth and the lies from kaede's words but to also take her place as someone who eventually leads the charge in filtering what is fact and what is fiction (especially in chapters 5 and 6 holy shit). so case 1 does not only escalate the "more than meets the eye" pattern especially with well the fucking protagonist being the first to be executed but also jumpstarts shuichi's arc from a nervous boy who can't look people in the eye to someone gutsy enough to challenge monokuma to a rematch in chapter 6 so that they can filter the lies from whatever truth has been established up unto that point in terms of not only the entire game as a whole but also of what exactly had happened in case 1 and if kaede was executed on false charges.

i dunno i just really find it so fucking cool-

#sorry dudes im in a danganronpa mood atm #it's because of danganronpa s wooo my beloved crackfiction #it's just fjdjs danganronpa is so cool honestly #like it's very very memey sure but it's really fucking smart #and i can go on for days drawing parallels between the danganronpa cases #BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT #AND THE FACT THAT THOSE PARALLELS AND PATTERNS WORK WELL BECAUSE OF WELL JUNKO ENOSHIMA'S ACTUAL TALENT #LIKE I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ON HOW JUNKO'S MOTIVATIONS ARE REALLY WELL WRITTEN ESPECIALLY IN DANGANRONPA ZERO #OH I AM DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT DANGANRONPA ZERO SOON WOOO #so anyways yea danganronpa is great #spoilers #danganronpa spoilers #danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #super danganronpa 2 #new danganronpa killing harmony #danganronpa v3 #sayaka maizono #makoto naegi #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #shuichi saihara #kaede akamatsu #monokuma #long post

[ravenwolf557]

#EirianMementoMori #techno #technobladefanart #technoblade #philza #philzaminecraft #philzafanart #dream #crackfiction #comic #art Part Three https://www.instagram.com/p/CRE3E0drS1L/?utm_medium=tumblr

#eirianmementomori #techno #technobladefanart #technoblade #philza #philzaminecraft #philzafanart #dream #crackfiction #comic #art