#crackhead solomon

[obeymebutcursed]

So okay someone with the Solomon doing drugs thing said Solomon would pick up mushrooms and eat them but like who is to say that just because its now frowned upon, means that he doesn't still look at a mushroom, pick it up, and eat that shit like its a french fry.

You guys wonder why his tastebuds are so bad?

Because man used to drunk Coca-Cola when that shit still had cocaine in it.

Have you seen the gross shit people used to eat back in the day?

People were basically eating poison on the regular, and Solomon being essentially immortal obviously just went "yeah cool".

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #crackhead solomon #obey me solomon

[catanisgorgeous]

Teddy Bears

Tags: Solomon/Reader, Established Relationship, Confessions, Kissing, Domestic Fluff, Babysitting, Childcare Magic (gone wrong

Summary: Solomon messed up again: but this time he messed up with Luke. He needs your help (no, not like Dora the Explorer) to control the pack of Teddy bears walking around the Purgatory Hall right now… and to control Luke who keeps making it worse. Well thank Diavolo you used to be a babysitter back in the Mortal Realm.

Luke: *bear emoji* *SOS emoji* *crying emoji* PLJSE CXME

You stared at your phone, unable to make head or tail of the text. It sounded like Luke had encountered a bear and wanted help but… what the hell—

So you called his guardian.

“Hello? Oh it’s you, MC!”

“Hey there Simeon! Erm, I think you’ve hit speakerphone…”

“What’s that? Something I should turn off? Can you hear me?”

“Yes yes, I can. Never mind that, erm, is everything alright? Luke just sent me a chaotic text…”

“He did? Does he do that often with you?”

“No...?”

“Oh… well I’m out, meeting here at the Castle, Solomon’s with him so I’m sure he’s alright.”

You bit your cheek, hearing the rustle of paper. Meeting at the castle… forget Diavolo and Barbatos, Lucifer was definitely there. Whatever turmoil Luke was in, if Solomon was with him, it definitely wasn't alright. And maybe it wasn’t too smart to say anything dangerous with both a protective Simeon and a murderous Lucifer on the line…

“Oh he just sent another text apologising, apparently it was a dare Solomon gave haha,” you lied, laughing nervously. “Sorry for bothering you guys! I’ll go now.”

Without waiting for a response, you cut the call and dashed outside, shouting an “I’ll be right back, don’t tell Lucifer!” to an inquisitive Asmodeus downstairs.

Solomon hadn’t answered the phone yet by the time you reached the Purgatory Hall. You banged loudly on the door when the handle didn’t budge. You could hear the sorcerer swearing terribly from this far… terrible way to look after a child no matter what was going on. “SOLOMON! Open up, it’s me, MC!”

“MC?” Bang— Crash— Thud— Solomon stumbled to the door, undoing the dozen different locks and pulling it open to find you there in all your messy, disheveled, ran-down-the-street-to-help glamour. “Thank goodness you’re here! Come in quick, watch your step, and don’t dare touch any of them.”

“Any of wh—“ your words got cut off as you walked in on a colony of teddy bears. Adorable and fluffy stuffed bear cubs, each with a ribbon of one of five different colours around their neck. How cute—

Except they were alive.

What the— “Solomon what the hell did you do?”

The bears were walking all over the place, checking out the television and radio remote controls, the switches and paintings on the walls, the ancient aesthetic lampshades at almost every corner… crawling all over the cushioned armchairs, two climbing the curtains and one dangling from the freaking chandelier!

This is why nobody leaves a child with a crackhead sorcerer.

One of the teddies walked right up to you, scrutinising the visitor.

“Don’t touch,” Solomon ordered.

“Relax, I heard the first time. But why, do they go rabid?” You laughed.

“No…”

Apparently your laugh was beautiful to hear because the teddy stepped closer and tapped your thigh (the highest it could reach). The instant it did, the teddy burst into a cloud of glitter that cleared up in seconds to reveal TWO teddy bears.

“...they multiply.”

“Clearly,” you shook your head. “I am so not walking through this mess, Solomon.” He nodded, grabbed your hand and whisked you away. The teddy closest to your feet gaped in awe as you and your sorcerer partner vanished into thin air, reappearing with a crack, right outside the kitchen.

“…warn me next time,” you clutched your stomach, finally understanding why Harry Potter from the books whined about Apparition.

“You asked for it,” Solomon grinned. “Literally. So you see—”

“Just sum up the problem at hand in less than five sentences.”

“O…kay…”

“That’s one.”

“…” He sighed and took a deep breath. “Luke wanted me to show him a 'fun spell' of mine,” he opened three fingers on his hand and folded one. “I don’t know much childcare magic and only remembered this and a cupcake juggling one.” Two. “I assumed the five-favourite-teddies-brought-to-life one will be less messy. There, satisfied?” He asked, showing his closed fist.

“Well you assumed wrong. All of this,” you swung your hands around the house. ��Started from one teddy?”

“Yes. And they answer to the same names as their origins too. Like…” he pointed to the one hanging from the chandelier that just fell. “There were five. Red bowtie was Strawberry, Pink was Peach, Purple was Grape, Yellow was Lemon, Orange was—“

“Orange.”

“Tangie,” Solomon shook his white mane. “For Tangerine.”

“Same difference.”

"So now… if I called out: Tangie!”

Every last orange-bowtie bear in the mansion turned to look at them, black beady eyes staring. In curiosity, but given the sheer NUMBER of black beady eyes, it appeared murderous to you. Solomon chuckled at your stiff face and pulled you close by the waist, dragged you into the kitchen and shut the door.

“That’s just such a bigtime mess, Sol…”

“I know, love,” he sighed and pulled out two chairs for you both.

“Why the hell Tangie though?”

“Short for tangerine.”

“…why not just name him Orange?”

“That’s your problem right now?”

“My problem is why angels are so confusing, and sorcerers so reckless. You could have tested it out, then gotten rid of— wait why don’t you just explode them with some spell?!”

He laughed at the way your face lit up with the suggestion, glowing with pride at your 'ingenuity'. “Actually, I tried that. But one bear exploded into dust and Luke won’t let me anywhere near the rest.”

“He’s mad at you?”

“Absolutely furious. Insists on not 'killing the poor teddies'.”

“But you know… he did call me for help.”

“Wait he called you?”

“MC?!?!” A younger voice squeaked behind you. “MC YOU CAME!”

“I’m here, Luke,” you opened your arms wide and he ran into them, wrapping his hands around your neck and wailing on your chest. “Goodness, what on earth shook you up this bad?”

Solomon sat beside you, open-mouthed at Luke’s childlike open show of emotion… he only did that with Simeon.

Or so he had believed.

“MC, there’s so many bears it’s scary! A-and they broke things! They b-broke Simeon’s favourite antique tea-set… Simeon’s going to hate me!”

“More like he’s going to hate Solomon, this dude’s the one who did it,” you jabbed your boyfriend harshly on the shoulder, earning an “Ow!”

“No, I’m the one who asked for it…”

“Oh? So Solomon’s not to blame?”

Luke shook his head against your neck. “Don’t yell at him. It’s my fault for asking something tricky.”

You glanced over his golden hair at the man beside you who had claimed the boy to be angry with him just a moment ago. You cocked an eyebrow, smirking.

He looked rightfully flabbergasted.

“All right then. Let’s do this. Before you came, I was reminding Sol here of a spell from a while back. That spell should help to get rid of them all—“

“Get rid of them?!” Luke’s eyes widened in terror.

“In the sense of making them leave. The spell teleports them to somewhere far away where they can be safe.” You stroked Luke's head, pulling him closer. “So why don’t you and I stay in here with the door safely closed, until Solomon does his magic? You can do it, right Sol?” You glanced at the man, waving your hand subtly, signalling ‘Explode them’ and ‘clean up the dust so he won’t realise’.

“A-Ah! Right. Certainly,” Solomon jumped to his feet and rushed outside, pulling the door shut behind him.

The walls were perfectly soundproof: Simeon probably had it done that way to block Solomon’s kitchen bombs. You gently pulled Luke off your neck and placed him on a chair, brushing down his crumpled clothes and fixing his hair.

He watched you silently, big blue eyes staring into your soul. “You’re really kind.”

Your hand stilled in his hair. You looked down at him, barely hiding the surprise written all over your face. “Who knew little Luke was capable of compliments too?”

“Hmph,” he crossed his arms with a pout. His face softened again. “I’m serious. You… You really like Solomon?”

“Mhm.”

“Do you love him?”

“I— What is this supposed to be, an investigation from the little brother before permitting marriage or something?”

“I’m not the little brother! I just want to know. Simeon always says Solomon could never be with someone unless they’re ridiculously patient and kind. The exact opposite of him,” Luke rolled his eyes. “I think you fit the picture. And I think Simeon would agree.”

You hardly registered the big, warm smile on your face, but you saw Luke reflecting it. “Perhaps so…” You shrugged. “I don’t know about that but to answer your question: yes, I do.”

“Have you told him yet? Or are you and Solomon as ignorant idiots as those mean demons are?”

“Erm… second, probably.”

Luke stifled a laugh, not ready to let down his proud armour that much yet, and pushed himself off the chair onto his feet. “There you go! You gave me teddies, I gave you this. We’re even now.” He grinned at the door, waved to you and marched out the kitchen into a clean and empty room (at last).

You were on your feet, spinning around to find Solomon leaning on the doorframe, presenting one of his smuggest smiles yet. “Well. I knew it wouldn’t be too hard to get that from you but never in my wildest dreams…”

“Would you have thought Luke would have to do it for you,” you rolled your eyes, mimicking Luke a minute ago. “What now, you’re going to take me off on a trip to celebrate?”

“Honeymoon so fast, love?” Solomon tsked, beaming wider when you flushed scarlet. “Actually, I’d have preferred a trip to my room but your nanny called.”

“…Lucifer.”

“Yep. Super mad. Wants you home right away.”

“That man has to ruin every perfect moment.”

“Not necessarily,” he strode closer, pulling you into what you would later call his sweetest kiss yet. Nothing too soft, nothing too harsh, sweetly sucking on your lips, tongue tracing the lipgloss. Your hands were in his silver hair and his were on your waist, and all of a sudden your knees hit wood and buckled into a soft tower of blankets. He pulled away for a breath, letting you look around to find he had brought you straight to your room.

The door threw itself open: Lucifer had probably sensed the intrusion on his mansion. His mouth was wide open, ready to yell your soul apart, but his “WHAT WERE YOU THI—“ skidded to a halt when he saw Solomon standing by your bed, his hair a horrifying mess, beads of sweat gleaming on his neck and forehead.

The mission to explode a hundred thousand teddy bears had been exhausting, indeed: but Lucifer didn’t know that. All he could think of was… other reasons.

“Despicable,” he muttered, slamming the door shut.

Solomon burst into laughter, flopping onto your bed and rolling around guffawing. “Imagine mistaking a teddy bear battle for that!”

You lay down next to him, watching the happy patterns his accidental magic drew on the ceiling. He's happy. Thanks to me. You smiled. “You’re such an airhead.” You punched his shoulder.

“Now I know you do love me for it.”

He was happy, and you couldn’t possibly be happier. “Maybe.”

#gender neutral mc #obey me #obey me fluff #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me x you #solomon x reader #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x mc #solomon x y/n #solomon x you #solomon is your boyfriend #luke is kinda your child #lucifer is forever an arse #obey me lucifer #obey me luke #obey me solomon fluff #solomon + his magic = chaos #kissing #love confessions #luke is the best wingman ™️

[shadow-ren]

Obey Me: Nightbringer

SPOILERS FOR OBEY ME: NIGHTBRINGER LESSONS 11 - 12 ( Normal and Hard Modes), and Devilgram Stories

It is nearly 2 am, so the best time to brainstorm.

Who is Nightbringer?

Spoilers and Theory under cut

---

Let's just throw this out there for one - Nightbringer is a demon. They even say it when you question what their intentions are.

It is more than likely not Michael and has nothing to do with him as well just from Nightbringer being a demon. At this point in time, demons and angels are not on the best of terms since an all-out war could break out at any moment. It's a reason why Diavolo wanted to send MC back to the human world. It is dangerous enough that the Devildom took in the brothers that fell and if word got out what Diavolo did for Lilith, then it is on sight for sure. There is no going back. There are also points from the OG! Game.

But I digress, Nightbringer is hinted at more of being Barbatos than anyone else. From the opening scenes, Barbatos' time and space-bending abilities and other variables come into play that make the most sense. Barbatos is a horrifyingly powerful demon. That fact seems to go over a lot of players' heads since it is a game. The fact remains, he can bend space and time to his fucking will. He can go back and forth in time as much as he wants and he admits to doing.

This is from the Devilgram - Tea Time With You, a UR+ card that you have to obtain the pieces for in the lessons. This card dropped a bombshell and gave us foreshadowing. Barbatos plays butler for atonement.

This lets us glimpse into more of his personality. He did not care for others completely contradicting to what we saw from Day One. His exact words are "I never thought to think twice about the feelings of others I met along the way. I had zero interest in any of the beings I met along the way, nor in how my actions may or may not affect them." So why does he feel the need to atone? What did he do?

Well, when you ask him what he did -

He knows. He absolutely knows who you are. He is just keeping his mouth shut as usual and letting the MC do their usual crackhead energy bullshit.

There are several things we know about Nightbringer -

1. They are a demon.

2. They have foresight.

3. They have been around for a long time.

4. They have connections to the Demon King lineage and Solomon

5. They appear kind.

There are probably more that I am missing and others are more than welcome to point them out, but these are the ones I can think of and they all point to one demon specifically.

Barbatos.

He is older than dirt, has connections to the demon king lineage and Solomon, can see past and future, is a fucking demon, and is very good at keeping up appearances.

Edit: Also wanted to add that it is also that mistake that might have led to Barbatos making a pact with Solomon since I still don't understand why he would want or need to make a pact with Solomon.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

#ren is rambling again #obey me nightbringer #obey me theory #obey me nightbringer theory #i should go to bed #i sped thru lesson 11 and 12 when they came out is that weird #im going to talk more about the lessons later

[nervousron]

@oldlove-newlove 's post about Michael being the victim of heterophobia (and also monkeygate) reminded me of my "Michael gets outed by the paparazzi" idea

Nothing too fancy, just the in-game equivalent of TMZ posting photos of Michael and a scary looking blood smeared junkie absolutely going to town on each other in an alleyway near Solomon Majestic Studios

The headline says "Meltdown 2 Director: gay for homeless crackhead cock???"

Michael of course freaks out. Trevor thinks its hilarious at the very first, but quickly gets angry that Michael is so upset/ashamed over it. He and Amanda both leave him temporarily.

Michael attempts various PR stunts. He denies the validity of the photo. He begs Conan O'Brien (who is now canon for the sake of my jokes) to let him on the show and clear the air (Conan refuses. Jimmy Fallon does not), he attempts to get Amanda to go with him EVERYWHERE, and when that doesnt work he heavily considers hiring escorts to accompany him places.

Amanda is understandably upset over the photos. She throws up when she sees them. But her zen lifestyle and the growing peace she has at the thought of a dicorce makes it easier to deal with when she knows Michael is (in his eyes) being torn apart by the public. The 87 people that still watch/read TMZ, and the 52 people that still read gossip rags in grocery stores, got to see him with Trevor Philips rather than some hot young woman. And that's the best thing to happen for Mandy in years when it comes to their marriage. (They dont divorce at this time. Michael's fragile sexuality forces him to beg her to wait for the story to blow over)

Diehard fans of Meltdown 2 may notice that if the homeless man in the photos were to clean up, he'd look very similar to Tremain from the film. And that Michael looks a whole lot like Mitchell. And that Mike is really bad at hiding secrets if hes going to name his characters like that.

Michael does eventually come out as Bisexual to the public after a lot of self-loathing and internal struggle. The fact that Trevor hasnt really spoken to him since their argument at the beginning of all this also pushed him to "get over it, you fat gay sack of shit".

#this happens after the prison sentence and The Osbornes style tv series about the De Santas #its a popular news story for about a week but michael freaks out over it for 8 months #anyone who goes back through episodes of The De Santas will be familiar with Trevor #and notice the many times Michael and Trevor suspiciously enter a room looking thoroughly fucked and or punched to shit #talkaton

[babymagi]

Random Shippy Headcanons With My Favs 💕

Hakuryuu actively loses braincells whenever he's around Morgiana, like he'll be emo or whatever when he's by himself or with others, but the second Morgiana enters the room this man is so in love with her that he just becomes so stupid and it's adorable

^^ Actually this is a hereditary thing because Hakuei does this with Yamraiha, Kougyoku does it with Myron, Koumei with Spartos, etc

Every single time they're out in public Myron HAS to let everyone know how awesome Kougyoku is, she'll say stuff like "Yes have you met my beautiful wonderful girlfriend the EMPRESS of the Kou Empire?!" and it flustered Kougyoku to no end

Tsugumi and Kojiro 100% stalk Michiru and Musashi's dates, they'll pull the sitting at a table a little bit away from them wearing sunglasses and fake mustaches and watching to make sure nothing goes wrong. They think they're being sneaky, but they really are incredibly obvious. Musashi is endless embarrassed by this but Michiru thinks it's sweet

Alibaba and Judar DESPISE being separated for long periods of time so if there's a point where they have to be away from each other for a while they are ENDLESSLY clingy for at least a day when they reunite

All Fanalis are biters, it's their love language. Hakuryuu and Kougyoku will constantly have random teeth imprints literally anywhere. Muu and Lo'lo get it the worst on both ends

Alibaba has a very hard time saying no to Judar, just in general. Usually that's just going out to eat whenever and wherever Judar suggests, or buying him things that he wants, or dropping whatever he's doing to cuddle/watch movies/makeout, etc

Sphintus wore a bandana ONCE to get his hair out of his face for some homework or something and the next day Titus gifted him like seven different ones because he thought Sphintus looked cute like that

Yamraiha will make nerdy and geeky jokes and Hakuei is the only one who laughs, Yamraiha takes it as a compliment because that means Hakuei actually listens to her when she rambles about this kind of stuff

So I have my crackheaded Musashi-Kojiro-Tsugumi-Michiru polycule thing which is absolutely perfect for a cuddle puddle so with that specific ship dynamic they absolutely cuddle and share a bed every chance they get

Ugo and Arba once teamed up to put Sheba's hair in really pretty and elaborate braids and Solomon nearly had a heart attack when he saw her, 100% mistook her for some kind of goddess

Judar gives Hakuryuu advice on how to be a good boyfriend sometimes but Hakuryuu's always like 'no what that's weird why would i do that Morgiana would hate me' and then fucking tries some of the shit anyways and gets hella embarrassed. Morgiana isn't complaining much

Hinahoho is very good at recognizing when Rurumu needs a break and, without saying a word, will take all of the kids off her hands and take them out so she can have a little time to herself to relax or just needs the kids to be away so she can get stuff done. Sinbad referred to this as 'babysitting' once and Hinahoho nearly ripped him a new one about how it's not babysitting it's him being a good father and a good husband

Kougyoku gets cold easily and sleeps with like six blankets while Myron, who gets warm easily, is sleeping ontop of all of these blankets but still snuggling as close as she can to her girlfriend

Seiroku is probably like the sole doctor in the obsidian eight and likely takes care of everyone if they get hurt badly or sick, but he usually does it quickly and begrudgingly, usually doesn't do any coaxing or sugarcoating... except with Shiro. When it's Shiro Seiroku always super gentle and talkative and making sure he's constantly checked up on so he can properly heal. Shiro has absolutely called out this hypocrisy but isn't complaining since Seiroku also brings him food when he's sick

#OOH BOY THIS IS A LONG ONE #i have a lot of ships #a lot of them are rarepairs #didn't include oc ships in this one that's why kouen isn't mentioned like at all nfjksbgfskjd #magi #magi labyrinth of magic #magi kingdom of magic #magi adventures of sinbad #sinbad no bouken #magi headcanons #orient #orient anime #orient manga #orient headcanons #ren hakuryuu #morgiana #hakumor #yamraiha #ren hakuei #seafoam #ren koumei #spartos leoxses #sparmei #myron alexius #ren kougyoku #mykou #kouron #tsugumi hattori #kojiro kanemaki #michiru saruwatari

[mitsuaziel]

WTF (Small... Crack)

GN! MC

*****

Diavolo, Barbatos, Lucifer and MC are in Diavolo's study room to play some card games. While they were playing, MC received a call. Upon picking it up...

MC: Yeah?

MC holds their D.D.D. between their head and shoulder, eyes not taking off from their hand to arrange the cards in strength.

Luke: MC, please help us...

MC: Hm? What happened?

Luke: Solomon... He, uh... He's in the kitchen. Half naked, covered in whatever sauce and is running around the burning stove yelling... Macarena?

Just as he said that, MC grabs their phone and stares at the screen, face unamused. Can they go one day without having to deal with Solomon's shit? Don't get them wrong. They love Solomon with all their heart but often times, they always clean up his mess. With a sigh, MC places their cards downwards and stands.

MC: I'll be there in five...

Luke: *sounds traumatized* Please hurry. Now's he's on the counter doing some-

Simeon: Simeon here. Get here as quick as you can. I've shielded Luke's eyes. He's on the counter... Twerking, as you people say

MC: *pinches the bridge of their nose* Oh, for the love of- I'll be there *hangs up*

Diavolo: What happened?

MC: I'll explain later. I need to save the kitchen for a bit

Barbatos: WHAT?! *gets up and grabs MC's arm before zooming out from the room*

Diavolo: ...

Lucifer: ...

Diavolo: So... Should we peek at their cards?

Lucifer: *sighs like the tired mom that he is*

#obey me #obey me barbatos #luke obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon #obey me imagine #obey me scenarios #solomon is a total crackhead in my hc #poor kitchen #gn! mc #small crack? pfft yea right #was gonna write about diavolo and lucifer making out but I scratched the idea

[inb4belphienaps]

levi: lord diavolo follows you on twitter????

solomon: he follows everyone doesn’t he?

levi: ...not me

solomon:

solomon: well this is awkward

solomon: should i apologise for being funnier than u...?

#what kind of crackhead/disturbing tweets would monsolo make 🤔 #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me leviathan #obey me! leviathan #obey me solomon #obey me! solomon #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date #obey me! shall we date? #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me! swd

[evil-arts-writing-roleplay]

‘There goes the crackhead that i see each morning’ 

#Peaky Blinders #peaky blinder imagine #roleplay #Roleplay character #roleplay logs #online roleplay #original character #Alfie Solomons #Madeline Lee #thomas shelby #Arthur Shelby #John Shelby #Ada Shelby #bunch of crackheads #fanfiction

[mammonslastbraincell]

Screw the rules. thoughts on Belphegor x Solomon ?

Anon I-

Omg I-

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

This is crackhead energy I accept in my fucking h o u s e thank you anon! 😌😌

I ship it!

#thank you anon #i was waiting for a crackhead one 😂😭 #obey me #swd obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me solomon #obey me! belphegor #obey me! solomon

[obeymebutcursed]

Solomon has def done some drugs.

Can't stop picturing him having a weird teip and lolkkng at one of his demons and going "Hah, you're not real" and then falling flat on his face.

He's like forever years old yeah of course he's done drugs

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #crackhead solomon #obey me solomon

[absolutepokemontrash]

L!MC! L!MC! L!MC

The OG baby!

I didn’t change their design all that much from their original, (mainly because I didn’t have as many ideas but whatevs)

Character details under the cut!

This child has big crackhead energy and is constantly trying to suppress their bastard (tm) instincts in order to appear professional, like their father.

Sweet Venus absolutely idolizes Lucifer because 1) they only met him at the start of the exchange program, and 2) “OH BOY MY ABSENT FATHER IS THE SECOND MOST POWERFUL DEMON IM THE DEVILDOM?! HE MUST BE COOL AS FUCK”

They have quite the lovely singing voice and only use it for evil (making people cry). They’re also a pretty big musical theatre dork.

I’ve just decided right now that on a shelf in their room, Venus has a plant that they’ve named Audrey Two. And yes, it does have a taste for human flesh, but it’s a bit too small to eat anyone right now.

Even though they practically worshiped Lucifer, to this day the only person in the three realms that can calm them down from anything, is their human parent. (Who could honestly give Solomon a run for his money in terms of shifty behaviour)

They’re a bit of a weeb, but not nearly as bad as Levi.

As I’ve stated in many different posts, Luke is their best bestie. Bother the chihuahua and you may end up missing a few fingers.

Please don’t take their glasses… they can’t see 🥺 their eyesight is so jacked that the optometrist thought they were faking when they went to get their eyes checked.

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me fankid #obey me Oc #the brat brigade

[leviathanavatarofenvy]

Hi guys this is my first time writing here on tumblr :) I'm not English so sorry if I mess up spelling and those type of things.

OBEY ME SOFT HEADCANONS

Lucifer

Gives the best head pats that you could ever receive. Like he is so gentle and delicate, despite not showing so much his emotions, when you are alone and you feel upset he would give all his love

He helps you study when you can't focus or you don't understand something

He always makes sure that you feel loved

takes care of you bc he wants you to be healthy and happy

Mammon

gets flushered for little things you do

he tryes is best to impress you because he doesn't want you to leave

He is totally a Tsundere

He likes to put his head on your chest and feel your heartbeat so he's certain you're still there with him bc he doesn't want you to harm yourself out

Leviathan

Jealousy, a lot of jealousy.

When you spend too much time with his brothers he worries because he thinks you're going to leave him to go with one of his brothers.

He thinks it's not enough for you, but when he sees you sleeping in his tub while you hug his pillow he smiles and knows you'll never leave him

He asks you if you can babysit Henry 2.0 while he is at the store buying a new Ruri Chan figurine

Satan

Puts your head on his lap and reads you a lot of books

He likes to hear you talk about your hobbies, because he likes to see your happy face when you talk about something that makes you happy

Jealous when you hang out with Lucifer

He likes to take care of kitties with you

Asmodeus

Likes to paint your nails, and you can't say no

He is very touchy so prepare yourself for a lot of cuddles

lets you do his makeup but he wants to do yours too

if you went to him bc you want to gossip about something, he'd pretend like he doesn't know about it just to spend more time with you in his room

Beelzebub

Big teddy bear likes loves your cooking

best hugs ever, he will put you on his lap and put his arms around you hugging careful not to get you hurt

Wants to try a lot of new food with you

would put you on his shoulders and walk around the house

Belphegor

He isn't jealous bc he trusts you, a lot

Sleeping togheter is a routine, he would spoon you or sleep with is head on your chest

Likes when you hug him from the back

He gets matching pj's bc he finds it cute

Lord Diavolo

He still his the ruler of devildoom but he is a child

He gets exited over new things

Loves going to the beach with you but he is jealous that others will stare at you in your bathswit

"sweetheart are you okay? You want some water? Some tea? I have to ask barbatos to make something from the human world?" you are spoiled bc he wants you to feel loved and shows how much he loves you with actions and gifts

Barbatos

Not a fan of physical contact and PDA but will hold your hand in public to let you know he is there for you

Not the jealous type

Makes sure you have everything you need

cooks you favorite food from the human world and asks Lord Diavolo if you can sleep over at the Castel so you two can spend quality time togheter

Simeon

This little angel here isn't good with technology so asks you for help

Very carying and makes sure you are taking care of yourself

Likes to cuddle you

No smut things until marriage sweetie

Solomon

Asks you if you can help him with some potions he is making

Cuddles, cuddles and more cuddles

Likes to tease you about your height

Crackhead makes funny jokes about Lucifer and then runs when he finds out

I didn't include Luke bc I don't feel comfortable writing about the child 🧒 Thank you for reading ✨

Requests are open

#obey me #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #mammon x mc #lucifer x mc #leviathan x mc #asmodeus x mc #satan x mc #beelzebub x mc #belphegor x mc #diavolo x mc #barbatos x mc #simeon x mc #solomon x mc

[raydom-gamer]

I have a crackhead thought that just amuses me immensely. Obey me crossover Scooby-Doo.

Lucifer is Fred.

Asmodeus is Daphne.

Satan is Velma.

Mammon is Shaggy.

Beelzebub is Scooby-Doo.

Leviathan is Scrappy-Doo.

MC is the random co-stars who helped with the case.

Diavolo would be the person who's being harassed by the villain.

Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon and Luke are possible suspects.

And Belphegor would be the villain.

The episode starts as the main cast 6 members meet the new roommate MC on a foreign exchange trip only to find out that there's trouble afoot. Someone's trying to sabotage the program and all of the students and even some of the faculty are all suspects. Will they be able to find out who the real suspect of the crimes are before someone gets seriously hurt or will it be too late for them to save MC.

It's literally just the first 20 chapters but instead as a Scooby Doo Mystery.

#funny #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me #obey me luke #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me shitpost #scooby doo #obey me headcanons

[barbatos-the-loyal-butler]

Did you ever state the complete lists of requests? I think I missed it because I'm dumb lol

Don't worry I still haven't done the full list

mc/barb/sol poly ship

embarrassed barb

Thirteen with an mc who almost dies

thirteen with mc who sucks at flirting

thirteen and solomon being forced to work together

rat whisperer mc with barbatos

barbatos overworking and simeon helping

barbatos finding his bio kid

(nsfw) dom barbatos

barbatos helping masc trans mc transition with magic

barbatos using magic to see luke old moments

mc and demon king flirting

chubby barbatos

barbs helping with mc on period

barb/solo/luci polyship

barbatos being the first person luke comes to

crackhead deity mc

dia and luci standing up for barb

barb with regressor mc

barbatos having an energy drink

[phairfantooooom]

Dancing with the Devil(s)

In which the brothers try to teach you how to dance (Read: WALTZ)

Mammon

hahahahaha

Oh is he just a ball of nerves!!!!

“Of course the GREAT Mammon can teach you how to dance!”

“I mean how hard can it be, right?”

He doesn’t know where to put his HANDS and his face is just constantly red. Don’t call him out on it he will just get more flustered and start stammering

HE CAN DO THIS DAMMIT

Lol no he can’t Fhskfhskf

He is very gentle and goes verrrryyyy sloowwwwllyyyy because god forbid he accidentally steps on your foot he would probably cry please give this boy a hug he gets stressed out easy

Levi

Mammon v2

He is so stiff and worried he is gonna mess up you gotta guide him a bit

Audibly counts out the beats and is staring at the ground to make sure he doesn’t accidentally hurt you

“Is… I-Is this pace okay with you?”

He actually has good form but he can never relax enough to show it off

His grip on you fluctuates between firm and loose cause he wants you to be comfortable and overthinks how you might be feeling

If he ever relaxes a bit there is a chance that you may hear him humming the melody of the instrumental piece that was currently playing

Beel

It’s like dancing with a big teddy bear

He doesn’t find slow dancing awkward or strange at all and doesn’t mind that his hands are on you

“If you start to feel tired, or your feet start to ache don’t hesitate to tell me.”

Finds dancing with you quite relaxing to be honest

Having you close and mirroring his steps reminds him of when he was a kid and he himself had to take lessons with Belphie

He tends to daydream while you both make your way across the floor, his eyes get a faraway look and sometimes you catch him staring at you with warmth in his eyes

100% would give you a kiss on the top of your head when the dance ended

And then promptly suggest going out to eat

Satan

Has “some” experience

That experience being from him reading books about dancing, he has studied it but never applied it in the actual ballroom this nerd i swear

Although you’d never know this unless he told you, because when he held you in his arms and glided across the floor you fully trusted that the guy had had professional partners before

He enjoys trying out more historical dances from the Baroque era and Renaissance period as he prefers the quaint and modest ways of dancing over modern-day practices.

Can and will twirl you and do complex moves on his part to show off and impress you

He does his best to bring out that charming smile of yours that he fell in love with

“If you want, I can make this an experience one you will never forget.”

Asmo

Oh boy

He is EXCITED

Waltz? Waltz??? “Why don’t I show you how to do the horizontal tango instead”

This boy WILL try to get in your pants at some point while teaching you

Spends less than half the teaching session showing you how to waltz and tries teaching you how to tango instead

Fucker puts a rose in his smug mouth and knows exactly how to work his body to get you flustered

He will dip you, kiss you, and take your breath away in more ways than one

Honestly one of the best dancers of the brothers if not the best

“Perhaps if you perform well enough I’ll give you a private dance…”

Belphie

I mean

The man is the Avatar of Sloth

You are leading most of the time and he is sluggishly following your footsteps while just laying his head on your shoulder

If you aren’t watching he will just straight up fall asleep and his body will go on auto-pilot and sleepwalk his steps

Despite the strangeness of it, he never weights down on you, as if his body regardless if awake or not was constantly trying to not to burden you

Eventually, if you go to take a break and sit down with him beside you he will lie his head gently on your shoulder while quiet murmurs left his lips

“Having you in my arms is one of the best feelings I’ve ever experienced.”

Holds your hand even after the session ends and has a soft small smile gracing his face as he gives you a kiss on your cheek

Lucifer

The Pride Dude

It strokes his ego that you came to him for lessons until he remembers that not many people in the house even know how to dance, and then he deflates a little

When you first start out you receive constant reassurance from him, and praise for accomplishing steps in the proper order

Graceful as hell, all his movements are calculated and he has an aura of professionalism around him

If you two are close he might even take his gloves off and hold you with his baRE HANDS It’s scandalous I know

He is a patient and kind teacher, but ONLY because he is soft for you

Makes sure that you have a good time (While still being professional with his teaching) If you try to tease him while dancing you can expect swift revenge

“What sweet punishment should I enact on you, hm?”

BONUS ROUND: The Unobtainable Quartet

Diavolo

Can and WILL sweep you off your feet with his skill

He acts as if its no big deal to dance with you, he’d make a show of it if Barbatos didn’t stop him. The man wants to show you off to the world cause he is so happy to have you by his side

He has been tutored in dancing since he was a kid and you can BET he will take advantage of it to impress you

Will reserve the most extravangent ballroom just to practice with you cause the boi is ExtraTM

If you aren’t careful he might try to sneak in a kiss during one of the times he twirls you

“You’d make an excellent date for my coronation... surely you wouldn’t mind being my partner for it, right?”

Barbatos

The elegant of the elegant

He knows his shit, he was the one who taught Diavolo how to dance

Probably the best teacher next to Lucifer

Also the biggest tease about it. He will not hold back his criticism, but will always provide constructive feedback that you can immediately apply in practice. Even when he corrects you he has this sly smile on his face as if he knew something you didn’t

Classy but also sneaky with his methods of teaching, its hard to get a read on what he is thinking until its far too late

“Surely you didn’t think I’d just teach you for free, did you?”

Simeon

The saving grace

Hasn’t danced in a long time so he is a bit rusty but he warms up quickly with you in his arms

Dancing with him tends to leave a warmth in your heart that makes you feel at home

While teaching you he also teaches Luke and god if that isn’t the fucking cute shit you have ever seen

Luke totally tells Simeon to make a move on you cause he is tired of seeing you two mutually pine for each other but not DO anything he doesn’t want to you end up with one of the wack demon brothers

Simeon asks you on a date after the session and Luke demands to come along as a chaperone

Solomon

"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?" 

"I can't ask you to dance without getting closer, you dumb shady crackhead."

Seems like he has only minimum interest in teaching you while internally he is like fuck yeah

He takes you to this little secluded spot that you didn’t even know existed and then you get to watch him cast enchantments

“It’s so we won’t be interrupted...”

O_o

Ensures that the lesson has a mystical spin on it and will make it it seem like you are dancing in the sky or on the stars and moon.

Surprisingly good at setting a romantic mood and will have you wondering just what the hell had happened after the session ended

“Perhaps next time I can teach you some more... intimate dances.”

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A/N: jesus this took forevER also lmao so many fucking tags kdjfghsdfg shorter cause god so many characters

#Obey Me #Obey Me Headcanon #Obey Me Lucifer #Obey Me Mammon #Obey Me Leviathan #Obey Me Satan #Obey Me Asmodus #Obey Me Beelzebub #Obey Me Belphegor #Obey Me Levi #Obey Me Asmo #Obey Me Belphie #Obey Me Diavolo #Obey Me Barbatos #Obey Me Simeon #Obey Me Solomon

[jellyroom]

How they would react to seeing their 4'10 s/I blasting heavy metal while backing a cake (this is something I do often and my friends find it hilarious)

How they would react to their short s/o playing heavy metal while baking~

Lucifer

He would probably be a little surprised but nothing crazy. He definitely would have though you listened to softer music but over all doesn’t kind as long as you don’t blare the music to loud. Will probably leave a kiss on your cheek as he walks by.

Mammon

He will be very surprised but in a good way. Will 100% act like a crackhead and headbang to ever song that plays and will have you do it with him. He may even start his own “mosh pit” by jumping around and punching the air. Please don’t get distracted by him while baking.

Asmo

As soon as he walks in he’s either walking out or changing the music. He’s not a fan of metal at all and it’s not that he hates that you listen to it he just feel it will bring him down if he listens to it. He will find you adorbale though.

Satan

He will find it adorbale and will help you bake as well to the best of his ability’s. He will definitely turn the music up just to bother Lucifer. He may play some songs he likes himself

Leviathan

I don’t think he will be effected either way. You allow him to be himself so why should he judge you? He will give your music a chance and may even get into some of the songs.

Beelzebub

He went into the kitchen expecting to find a snack but when he seen you baking while listening to Heavy metal he walked up behind you and hugged you from behind. He didn’t care what you listen to but, hearing you softly sing along with the music was his favorite thing, other than you baking.

Belphigor

He would find it absolutely adorable and would probably just sit down somewhere in the kitchen while you bake and the two of you can just jam out. He may even suggest songs for you both to listen to. 

Diavolo

He would laugh and then sit on the counter near you and sit their smiling while watching you bake and may even try to help since he’s never done just before.

Barbatos

He will be surprised but find it adorable, he will definitely help you bake no matter what and will help you clean up after it. He may know some of the songs so he will hum along with them.

Solomon

He will 100% love it. He may be a little surprised at first that you listen to heavy metal but overall worn mind it. I don’t think Angel eyes by New Year’s Day is metal but I could be wrong but he would definitely slow dance to you with it or even the song Contemptress by Motionless in white.

Simeon

Is definitely surprised, he’s not aginst the music but he’s not fond of it either. Seeing you listen to it will be the only reason he will listen to it willingly most times.

#obey me #obey me imagine #fanfic #writer #obey me headcanons #obey me fandom #obey me asmo #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos