#crackship

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the butler) exes

Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)

Leslie Thompkins

Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)

Half the royal family

One of his fellow soldiers during the war

James Bond

Peggy Carter when reality got messy again

Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers

The Gotham school district superintendent

A mob boss

A champion casino player in Monaco

One of his co-stars from when he was an actor

At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham

Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)

An enemy spy to gain intel

3 of the 4 Beatles

#alfred pennyworth #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #crackship #batposting #shitpost

[thecrackshipawards]

Isako Toriumi from Persona 3 x Sadayo Kawakami from Persona 5 vs Elias Bouchard x Peter Lukas from The Magnus Archives

Propaganda for Isako x Sadayo:

there's a comic about them where Sadayo is a sexy maid for hire and Isako is figuring out that she's gay and just have you seen the comic aaaah fail teacher yuri

Propaganda for Elias x Peter:

Take one glance at the big boy man audio, they literally talk like a divorced couple. we all know peter is elias’s sugar daddy, whats more to love in the eye guy x lonely guy

#crackship #tournament poll #persona 3 #persona 5 #the magnus archives #bracket 3 #round 1

[soyverjn]

hi tumblr 😁

#crackship #crack post #bsd #bsd fanart #bungo stray dogs fanart #dazai osamu #nagito komaeda #danganronpa nagito #danganronpa #komazai #kodazai #dazai osamu x nagito komaeda #they’re literally in love #both mentally ill so like- dream couple #otp #tbh #they’re GAY. #dazai asks 4 suicide mistaking nagito as a girl #idk how that’s possible bht pretend it is #i’m sorry tumblr

[reksonline]

Bright Eyes *Spoilers*

Me looking at Wolverine after Morph was “neutralized”……

#i ship it #wolverine #x men morph #x men 97 spoilers #x men 97 #x men #xmen 97 spoilers #xmen 97 #crackship #kevin sydney #x men the animated series #x men tas

[livemedown]

Spaghetti Western (the Vigilante x Peppino) is such an untapped ship methinks

#spaghetti western #peppino spaghetti #vigilante #livemedown art #the vigilante #peppino #crackship

[thebekashow]

Ahh.. husband and wife <3

its a crackship but i love them both :333 they just go together..

Crazy boy x crazy girl.

#they are married your honor #she def calls him nicknames to make him blush #LISTEN #THEY JUST GO TOGETHER #thebekashow #bob velseb #alice angel #crossover #crackship #AngelCake #i know i already talked about them BUT AUGGHH

[iolaussharpe-24]

I have a new crackship.

I watched Ex Machina for the first time recently and this bugged me so much that I started trying to rationalize it immediately.

Stereotypical Barbie and Nathan Bateman.

No; the dancing isn't the only reason.

I've got a whole thing in my head, but I am WAY too underqualified to write anything.

But like, what would the interaction between these two be? I don't imagine they'd get along right away, even I'm not that delusional, but I think they'd get along really really great after a bit.

Also, I think Nathan's brain would short circut the moment he realizes that she's literally a living Barbie doll. Because: A) either something he somehow doesn't understand is going on or she's a successful AI like what he was trying to build, meaning that someone else beat him to it. Neither of which computes for him. And B) which is that this girl is way too hot to not have all the private bits. Remember, "Sexuality is fun" and he can't believe that she has none. Literally and physically.

Doesn't mean they can't be cute together though. Barbie's asexual, but that doesn't mean she has to be aromantic.

Plus, just because you might not think someone is your type doesn't mean they can't be right for you. Imagine the conversations that two people like Barbie and Nathan would have together. Imagine the existential crisis they'd both have listening to and debating with one another.

I put way too much thought into this and I'm trying not to write it all here because I don't want this to be long and I want everyone else who sees this to have fun too. So please, share my insanity and give it some thought. Imagine the situations. Let me know what you come up with.

#crackship #barbie 2023 #ex machina #margot robbie #oscar isaac #stereotypical barbie #nathan bateman #okay #i admit it #i wanna dance with them

[phoenixmills]

#smg4 #smg3 #smg34 #gmod #crackship

[stellyeddlyn]

They are boyfriends, they are an old couple

#crackship #the walten files #Ranfren #twf boozoo #ranfren luther

[misconceivedcapricorn]

Finally done with this thank god 🙏

The effort I put into this to draw my crackship was insane genshin outfits love to be overcomplicated af

Made two versions because the ref image:

#hi the three other people who ship this #furina #furina de fontaine #wanderer genshin #scaramouche #scarafuri #furiscara #scararina #wanderer x furina #furina genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #crackship #digital artwork #digital art #art #goat draws #artists on tumblr #digital drawing #digital artist #genshin impact fanart

[notherpuppet]

Some drunk idiots discover some insecurity 🍷 🥂

#a silly comic #tbh this is a long winded way to say I’m an alastor has a tail truther #radioapple #when ur arch rival is also kawaii #hazbin hotel #alastor #Lucifer #hazbin hotel fanart #my doods #crackship #brotp

[kdw0000]

not sorry

#my garbage #fan art #artists on tumblr #empress bulblax #gloink queen #the amazing digital circus #pikmin #crossover #crackship #stupid #yuri #tadc

[thecrackshipawards]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb vs The Onceler from The Lorax x The Warden from Superjail

Propaganda for Doofenshmirtz x Perry:

There would be so much yaoi if they were both human and it haunts me...

#crackship #tournament poll #phineas and ferb #the lorax #superjail #bracket 3 #round 1

[stevetwisp]

me: what if i did a follow up to my twilight/squidward crackship my roommate: yo i have the best idea

#my art #comics #mlp #my little pony #squidward #spongebob #crossover #crackship

[dandeland]

Needles has a lot of needles and Jane Prentiss has a lot of holes. So maybe if they hugged they would be like puzzle pieces. Fit together. Food for thought.

#tmagp #tmagp needles #needles #jane prentiss #tmagp spoilers #you would get a few worm kebabs #crackship #waspkebab #wasp kebab #worm kebab #wormkebab

[denjidenjiji]

I dreamt that cahara lost a coin toss and Joseph joestar strangled him to death.

#art #digital art #ibispaintx #funger #fear and hunger fanart #phone art #fear and hunger #fear and hunger cahara #funger cahara #f&h cahara #cahara #joseph joestar #joseph jojo #joseph jjba #this is satire. #And another one to my collection of crack ships #crackship #Exposing myself as a jojo fan rn #No i cannot make fanart of the holy scripture #It’s physically impossible for me