#cracktivities

[starrmarr]

January. I know he knows. No drug can take that away from him. He will remember, eventually. I saw it all happening.

#cracktivities

[baiboop]

i definitely think adam popped out of the cage fluent in enochian.

after michael and adam got close/after hundreds of years of boredom, i think adam would insist on learning enochian because michaels been communicating in adams native tongue this whole time and it’s only fair, of course, that adam talks to micheal in his native tongue. michael is flattered and a little shy that adam is so adamant (pun def intended ADAMant lol) to learn something just for him.

it’s also the first time michael would have to teach enochian to anyone. he didn’t teach the angels much, he just lead them: directing them and strategizing. however he wasn’t too worried, the confidence on micheal is well it’s bordering an ego, especially around angelic territory, yknow stuff he really knows.

he also found it curious that a human was even interested in something like this, especially something so taxing. humans learn… slowly.. but other than that michael was excited he hasn’t spoken to anyone (other than lucifer, which doesn’t count) in enochian in years.

they get topside rapture happens blah blah blah, this is post finale assuming they were both revived along with cas.

anyway- they’re staying at the bunker for a little until adam feels ready to get his own job, which is a slow process because adjusting to such an intense society after 1000 years of isolation was a little more difficult than adam had been picturing in the cage.

they’re out in the kitchen one morning, adams leaning on the wall impatiently waiting for dean to finish the eggs, which adam won’t thank him for when he gets, and cas walks in to talk to dean about anything and everything.

cas tells an enochian joke to dean (but in english so dean understands) and dean is like “…uh okay?”

adam busts out laughing which catches the dean and cas’ attention and he’s like “hey i know that one, it’s funnier in enochian though.” and proceeds to tell it back to cas in enochian.

cas is so happy someone finally understands his jokes because unfortunately dean just doesn’t appreciate them the way cas wishes he would.

so cas is smiling and michael is chuckling a little because of adam saying it in enochian and startling everyone. adams laughing because he’s proud of himself because of deans confused face.

so the three of them are giggling and dean is just standing there letting the eggs burn, like wtf is going on? sam walks in because he smells burning, and he’s greeted with the scene. he glances at dean for an explanation in response he just shrugs and mouths “angel stuff.” sam furrows his brows and turns around and just walks out.

#cas was glad they bonded over that because he’s scared to talk to micheal #micheal is not a castiel fan #but if adam doesn’t hate him micheal will tolerate him so cas is relieved #micheal and adam go back to their room and flirt in enochian #then they make out #the end #also dean serves adam some burnt eggs and micheal un-burns them for adam but leaves the rest burnt #gate keeping his angelic powers #plus they could just ask cas to fix it #spn #supernatural #midam #adam milligan #micheal spn #sam is so done #adam and micheal are the people that would take a selfie of themselves and label it hashtag cracktivities #cracktivities #midam activities #lilly’s midam scribbles

[0dde11eth]

Kaer morhen cracktivities:

Capture the flag bard

Geralt does NOT like this game

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #bard in kaer morhen #kaer morhen cracktivities #another day in kaer morhen #kaer morons

[dayas]

#AND THAT’S ON MOTHERFUCKING JIARA CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jiara #A WHOLE FUCKING EPISODE THEIR ACTORS ARE SHIPPING AND CLOWNING THE SHOWRUNNER IS HYPING THEM UP TO THE GODS #THIS IS THE BEST FREAKING DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEE #FINALLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY #to everybody who said we were crazy s1 I’M POPPIN A MOTHERFUCKIN BOTTLE AND POURING 1 OUT FOR Y’ALLS LS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jj maybank x kiara carrera #obx #k chats #screaming into the void #gc cracktivities

[cator99]

The last time anyone went over to my ex-crackhead sister's place for a visit her moid had one of his classic freak outs for no real reason and chased my younger brother around with a knife determined to kill him and then sicked his dogs on my brother and his gf and they got absolutely mauled to shit (he had to get stitches on both legs, she had to get face and arm stitches) and then, after everyone fled in my brother's car, he slashed my niece's tires. ??? But of course my family is insane so they're like "we won't press charges hes just a little baby booboo ohhh its not his fault" so everyone's goin back out there for another bbq and they're acting like I'm insane for thinking he should be put down like a rabid dog......... you can recover from crack... but cracktivity is forever...

[luvleley]

He’s better than gold

— pairing: non-idol!chenle x student!fem reader

— genre: college au, aged down!chenle, aged down!nct, angst, fluff, non-idol!nct

— warnings: heavy swearing, implications of sex, sexual jokes, mentions of cheating

— started: April 20th 2023

— status: Ongoing

part 0 - character introductions

part 1 - a fucked up morning

part 2 - the little coochlings squadron

part 3 - simps and pimps

part 4 - just the two of us

part 5 - i’m bleaching myself and buying a new bath

part 6 - Jeno is the new cupid

part 7 - died of alcohol poisoning?!

part 8 - lovesick girls

Part 9 - cracktivities 🤪

part 10 - doyo’s frat party commences

part 11 - i’m so screwed

part 12 - barefoot hooligan

part 13 - blackout crew

part 14 - threesomes, piss sticks and shirtless haechan?!

part 15 - ebay and professor peppi

part 16 - Jeno, Jaemin and Weed

part 17 -

part 18 -

part 19 -

part 20 -

#nct x reader #chenle #chenle x reader #nct college au #zhong chenle #nct incorrect quotes #nct texts #nct dream #nct dream incorrect quotes #nct incorrect texts #chenle scenarios #nctcreations #nct angst #nct dream scenarios #zhong chenle x reader

[universallychaoticpan]

Lock the door-

Dazai x reader

hehe cracktivities- I came up with this in the middle of the night while ruining my sleep schedule (ya know, Dazai kinnie things) and I liked it so here. Implied spicy activities but the worst is just making out. It's pretty short but check out my other stuff if you like it. :))

Your boyfriend was insatiable. He was. He hounded you all day while you tried to work, pouting when you dared to remove your attention from him for a second. What was worse, as you had learned from Kunikida, he was terrible at his job.

He had one job.

He swore the door was locked- granted he probably should have done a better job of checking but still; he swore it was closed. It was definitely closed. I mean sure, he may have been a bit distracted by how fast your hands were one him, but who wouldn't be? Even in a supply closet, you were stunning. So was it really his fault? (Yes, it was.) The only miracle was that things hadn't gone much further than a shirtless Dazai struggling to get your own shirt off you as you fumbled with his belt before the slight light creeping into the corner of your closed eye had you snapping your arms around yourself in horror-

as a very shocked Atsushi stared, wide-eyed at you both before he walked away, leaving you speechless in the door as your boyfriend tried - and failed - to stifle his almost immediate laughter.

"Asshole!!!" He couldn't escape the batter of your hands on him as he shielded his face from your blows; still, mind you, laughing so hard his sides were now aching. "I can't believe you didn't check the lock!"

"I'm sorry, I swear!"

"How the hell am I supposed to look at him ever again? Dammit, I knew this was a terrible idea-" your exasperation meant you weren't mad anymore, or at least not mad enough to keep hitting him.

"Y/n, please, I promise this isn't the world ending disaster you think it is."

"It will be if he says anything - and I mean anything - to Kunikida."

The very mention of the irritable blonde's name in any relation to your, ahem, private affairs- well that was enough to widen Dazai's eyes so fast you could have struck the fear of god back into him. Suddenly, you were flying into the wall as the chaotic mess you loved so much shoved the door open, racing out in hot pursuit of his white haired apprentice promising all sorts of things if he kept his mouth shut.

It was a very awkward afternoon after that.

#dazaix reader #dazai x reader crack #im back on my shit #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader

[neveryourbbgirl]

Halloween Cracktivities

#me #clown

[sonicagnt]

sonata and her cracktivities

#sonata dusk #mlp eqg #lemme start postin again😭

[inkyarachne]

I call dibs on Ohio

Friend: ??? But you can't just call dibs on an entire... state? What do you have to gain from attaining possession of Ohio?

Me, already ushering in the excavatian people: Four words. Giant. Ohio. Cocaine. Void.

#quack with a cr #questionable cracktivitea #questionable cracktivity #cracktivities #cracktivitea #drug mention #based off of a conversation with a friend last month #we were fighting over possession of different pieces of land #giant ohio cocaine void #ohio

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: Where'd you learn those moves?

Geralt: Dance dance revolution

Jaskier: ... what?

Geralt: Reigning champion of kaer morhen for three decades bard

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #another day in kaer morhen #kaer morons #kaer morhen cracktivities

[dayas]

That hug just added 20 years to my lifespan

#THEY’RE COMING BACK TO USSSSSSSS #jiara #netflix tudum #tudum 2022 #obx 3 #HE WAS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR FUCKING LIFE DO YOU HEAR ME?????????? DEAR!!! FUCKING!!!!!! LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #gc cracktivities #god i need to lie down #oh god oh fuck

[cator99]

Faggot looks relatively normie and I don't spend too much time around him anymore so it's easy to ignore the fact that he does in fact have a driver-body I forgot about the self-imposed limited physical capacities of people who are conditioned to primarily moving through the world while sitting inside a car and so I made the mistake of bringing him to Walmart and was walking around at my usual pace which garnered nothing but complaints from him..... he was getting out of breath... sorry about my vastly superior legs which are adapted to zooming the streets of America but your upper-class rural-suburban Canadian SUV return-to-tradition "I wanna live in a cabin in the woods because seeing homeless people and crackheads annoys me and everything scare me" ass better keep up... how the hell you gonna survive in the woods if you can't survive hiking your ass from the snack isle to the dairy section in a timely manner . What if there was a bear. He would die!....... I don't think he's ever even held a gun... poser..... if he'd ever truly been hunting (which is mostly just... building a lean-to downwind from where you suspect there are deers and then sitting there hungry for 7 hours before getting bored hiking back to the dirt road and then driving until you see a family of grouse and going Yeeee Haw while you shoot out your window at it and then you eat that weird lil thing for dinner instead) or shot a buck and had to watch it get gutted and then hung from the ceiling of a neighbours filthy garage watching the blood drip while being explained how to properly carve it and then get handed a knife at a ripe young age and told "ok go ahead" because if he had wellll I think he might appreciate the convenience of the 7-11 a little more and find having to walk between two crackheads mid-fight to be much more banal ... personally I find it hard to be fazed by so-called cracktivities when it just makes me think "I should call her back" god I fucking hate sheltered suburbanites people are just people except for males who are like bugs or some sort of tick or. Perhaps a really freakish stomach parasite you know like the Ough I don't even want to describe it's so creepy and gross omg just please imagine what I'm imagining right now you know what I'm talking about squirming around and oh think about it isn't that disturbing oh my god with all of it's like oh my god I dont want to say it just kill it for everyone's sake

[luvleley]

Part 9 - cracktivities 🤪

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#chenle #nct dream #chenle x reader #nct college au #nct x reader #zhong chenle #zhong chenle x reader #nct 127 #nct dream college au #nct dream x reader #chenle scenarios #haechan #nct scenarios #nct imagines #park jisung #mark lee

[sexyherobrine]

fuck landlords, save cats

#cracktivism #ash