Wanna slowly corrupt a dumb lil transmasc fag and control his mind, hypnotizing and influencing him until he's just a brainless cocksleeve obsessed with serving girlcock
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i need to start making friends who live near me so i can convince them to go get hot pot with me
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who wants to accompany me to this may 4th wedding that is not star wars themed and where i will know only the bride and get very drunk and then gamble afterwards bc it's at a casino
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need to enter into a relationship of convenience of sorts where I use him as an excuse for having a “boyfriend” in order to safely reject men
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made this blog cuz i need to start writing again about all my boyfriends again :( lots of drafts n will make an actual .. welcome teehee
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Had an idea for a Toby one shot... It would've been smut, but I chickened out after writing two pages 😭
Anyway, the whole idea was Toby is the weird, creepy roommate of the Reader's brother. She's warned to stay away from him because he has a bad reputation... But the Reader sees Toby at a party later on and kind of doesn't listen lmao.
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Marzi how do you not die of frustration dealing with the most self important people on the planet flocking to your posts
In this case? By being secure in the knowledge that I'm right.
Also, you know, I'm dealing with my new landlady being passive-aggressive about furniture she offered to move out of the room I'm renting, due to the whole "nobody told me it was rented furnished until three days ago and I already bought furniture from FB marketplace" situation.
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krkn au where kenma bets with akaashi that he's very much capable of dating, so he puts out an ad for someone to help him set up dates for him. Enter kuroo, who's broke and needs cash and is good at setting Kenma up on dates and also making Kenma's heart rate go up whenever he smiles at him
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i need someone to pretend to date me for a bit to get my friends off my back for not ‘putting myself out there’ then u can dramatically break up with me and that’ll get me off the hook for at least a few months
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Imagine being asked to get drunk and be a huge dick to some annoying rich asshole in order to break up a happy couple. Literally who wouldn't agree to that
What I'm saying is that Calico Jack did nothing wrong
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twelve million things on my art list already but … ghost busting r/v (vicki is ryan; roger is shane)
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