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yesassistantllc · 2 years
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mtfdomme · 4 months
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Wanna slowly corrupt a dumb lil transmasc fag and control his mind, hypnotizing and influencing him until he's just a brainless cocksleeve obsessed with serving girlcock
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gin-juice-tonic · 3 months
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i need to start making friends who live near me so i can convince them to go get hot pot with me
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skellydun · 29 days
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who wants to accompany me to this may 4th wedding that is not star wars themed and where i will know only the bride and get very drunk and then gamble afterwards bc it's at a casino
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kaijutegu · 2 years
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well, which is it??
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sailermoon · 3 months
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need to enter into a relationship of convenience of sorts where I use him as an excuse for having a “boyfriend” in order to safely reject men
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Uhhh...
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uc1wa · 7 months
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made this blog cuz i need to start writing again about all my boyfriends again :( lots of drafts n will make an actual .. welcome teehee
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astupidweeb69 · 3 months
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Had an idea for a Toby one shot... It would've been smut, but I chickened out after writing two pages 😭
Anyway, the whole idea was Toby is the weird, creepy roommate of the Reader's brother. She's warned to stay away from him because he has a bad reputation... But the Reader sees Toby at a party later on and kind of doesn't listen lmao.
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marzipanandminutiae · 9 months
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Marzi how do you not die of frustration dealing with the most self important people on the planet flocking to your posts
In this case? By being secure in the knowledge that I'm right.
Also, you know, I'm dealing with my new landlady being passive-aggressive about furniture she offered to move out of the room I'm renting, due to the whole "nobody told me it was rented furnished until three days ago and I already bought furniture from FB marketplace" situation.
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wrenrogue · 6 months
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krkn au where kenma bets with akaashi that he's very much capable of dating, so he puts out an ad for someone to help him set up dates for him. Enter kuroo, who's broke and needs cash and is good at setting Kenma up on dates and also making Kenma's heart rate go up whenever he smiles at him
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penandinkprincess · 1 year
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Pen, I started playing the Witcher 3 and I found a notice tacked on a notice board legitimately advertising a fake dating gig for someone who is single and has to go to a wedding. It's not an option for Geralt to take that as a contract but like. Could you IMAGINE
MONEY'S MONEY AND THE APPETIZERS LOOKED BOMB ALRIGHT
A WITCHER'S GOTTA DO WHAT A WITCHER'S GOTTA DO
#asks#oh man new au in which they first meet bc jask is freshly graduated and already getting the#'when are you getting married/making baby viscounts/doing with your life' conversations from relatives#so a wedding is coming up and he's like Absolutely Not when thinking about doing it all again#but tragically all of his friends are already spoken for or busy#so hey why not go to Ye Olde Craigslist frankly#but unfortunately he made the notice suitably dramatic#'are you willing to venture into a nest of vipers? can you face pure evil and judgement and keep going?'#etc#bc listen he needs someone who isn't going to flake out by supper course alright#but then a rainstorm came through and smudged the title that was the ONLY part that mentioned it was a wedding#so geralt comes to town and reads this Dramatique notice and half has to take care of this obvi but also#half just HAS to meet the author of this notice#so he rocks up to the address while jask is already flustered and trying to explain to extended relative#number 4 that no he is not putting his family jewels to service thanks and then geralt shows up#holding the ad#and jask is briefly 0.0 and then *shrug* and then GLEEFUL grin bc YES#he is about to stir the pot like it has NEVER been stirred before all thanks to GORGEOUS stranger#and geralt finally understands that this was about a wedding but listen the spinach puffs were otherwordly and money's money#just both of them flying by the seat of their pants to sell this 'love' story so jask takes him to his room that night and they talk#and in the process of doing this throughout the entire wedding they start to Catch Feelings#oH MAN AT THE END OF IT ALL JASKIER IS THE PARTY FAVOR YOU'RE TAKING HIM HOME NOW GERALT
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sightofsea · 5 months
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i don't need to imagine what all of tumblr moving to one city would be like. i live in portland
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skellydun · 2 years
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i need someone to pretend to date me for a bit to get my friends off my back for not ‘putting myself out there’ then u can dramatically break up with me and that’ll get me off the hook for at least a few months 
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laceratedlamiaceae · 1 year
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Imagine being asked to get drunk and be a huge dick to some annoying rich asshole in order to break up a happy couple. Literally who wouldn't agree to that
What I'm saying is that Calico Jack did nothing wrong
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widowshill · 3 months
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twelve million things on my art list already but … ghost busting r/v (vicki is ryan; roger is shane)
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