Dear my crotch,
Please stop hurting. It's very rude, I'm just a potato.
Absolutely no love,
Me
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Shit Post venting hour let's go:
Trans Bro/Trans Dirk has endometriosis (*enBROmetriosis, because people are shitty and don't get that guys have it, too), even AFTER getting a hysterectomy, because, unfortunately, sometimes our bodies are just transphobic like that. (True story, bro...) He doesn't get symptoms regularly post-op, but when they hit, they hit like a plane-wreck - it's a huge disaster for one, and it also becomes everyone else's business.
Trans Dave doesn't have endo, but still goes through a lot of pain relievers for normal cramps. He forgot to tell Bro they were out of medicine last time.
Cue Bro stuck hugging the toilet, sick from how much pain he's in as soon as he wakes up, and Dave doesn't hear him call out for healing.
As soon as Dave hears Bro talking about Advil, he immediately remembers his mistake and realizes why Bro's been extra volatile lately (PMS/PMDD/etc).
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I find it so funny coz every single month I can tell when tumblr people start their period cuz my 'period drawing' post gets so many likes and re blogs. Hope y'all are doin okay
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I have never been in so much pain and goddamn if I can even make it to a whole day worth of work tomorrow than I'm applauding myself cause I feel like death has come by and taken my internal organs and burnt it over a fire before placing it back and I don't know if I want to rip my stomach out or just lay on the floor and accept my defeat.
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i watched the velocipastor and my life is forever changed. i am a new woman. this is high quality cinema.
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Sam Winchester/Dean Winchester/Spencer Reid (Supernatural/Criminal Minds) just being cute boyfriends
You know why I'm asking for this (and yes it is because I've written 100k words about these three lovable fools)
I hope this is acceptable bc I have one idea and one idea only
And that is Spencer Reid beating the literal pants off the Winchesters at strip poker
("why are you surprised dean? he said he was from Vegas!"
"that doesn't mean anything! I think he's cheating!"
"I promise I'm not cheating. Now you're all out of clothes, so what else do you want to give me...?")
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it should be illegal for me to be in pain on halloween and yet💔
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